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Aratrayan Anal Fuckers Vs Lord McManus pt 1 (802 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories

Rating: 0.5 on 2 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Vlad the Keeper (View user info) at 2006-03-13 00:13:22 EST


Where it started and why, no one knew.

No one knew. It just started and it became a nightmare.
A plague hit the planet Earth. A plague of strange
proportions. A virus that lived in the blood and could
be passed on from carrier to carrier through anal sex. The
Virus turned ordinary human beings into bloodthirsty,
flesh-eating monsters. Aratrayans. Strange creatures
without speech or sentience. Nightmarish things. Things that seeked anal sex.

In this day and age, every man, woman and child knew
about the Aratrayans. If they ass fucked you, you became one of
them. They felt no pain or fear or mercy. They were
speechless, mindless things. Monsters changed by a
nightmarish virus. Things to be feared. Lord McManus looked
around her and saw the few remaining humans. Each and
every single one of them had to go through the Bio-Anus
Filter, a machine capable of detecting those infected
with the Virus.

Once, Lord McManus was a normal person. A young man in his
mid-twenties, blond-haired and blue-eyed. He was a
hard-working nurse in Naratreya. He was
married to a sheman named Dolores. They had been planning to
start a family. He felt so betrayed when he found out the truth.... about her and the monster cock she had hidden all these years.

He remembered how it used to be - He would ask for some 'erotic moments' and Dolores would smile, She used to kneel in front of
him and take his Mr Happy in her mouth. Lord McManus closed his
eyes as she sucked his Mr Happy. He caressed her blond hair
and stroked her neck... Until the day he found the cock it had been hiding - Now Lord McManus trusted no woman or man - thus being the only person on Earth capable of turning doen the Ass fucking sexual advances of the Aratrayan.

The Aratrayans would seduce people with ass rammings and they in turn would become infected. Their mission was to take over the whole world and only Lord McManus could stop them. As leader of the reisitance he was looked up to by the last few remaining humans but what could he do...

Suddenly ,the wall to the Fortress was breached "Prepare the guns," McManus said. The young men and women
of the Fortress were armed to the teeth and ready to
fight for their lives. For the right to live and to be
human. And not get their asses fucked.

Just then, a cramtoium hg55 helicopter flew in and began
firing at the mass of Ass fucking Aratrayans. Lord McManus knew
who this was and what this meant. It was his longtime
friend Terry. Terry was one of the
aerial exterminators. They cheered on as the helicopter
fired at the mass of zombies and shredded them. "Go,
Terry!" Lord McManus cheered.

Suddenly, the helicopter began to move about in a
strange manner.The People of the Fortress looked
on in horror as the Helicopter fell amid the mass of
zombies and exploded into a trillion billiob million pieces. Flames
quickly rose up. A silence fell over the Fortress.

"DAMN YOU ASS FUCKERS I LOVED TERRY HE WAS MY FRIEND FUCK YOU ASS HATS - FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL"
Screamed Lord McManus, for he really liked Terry and he thought the Aratrayans were a bunch of cunts.

"YOU BUNCH OF CUNTS" he yelled for good measure

*******

Pt 2 coming soon, let me know what you think and how the character has developed.

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Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-17 07:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Deepman

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-03-13 00:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This wasn't altogether terrible, but horribly broken up; reading it is a challenge.

Good picture though.


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