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Traumatizing Through Tutoring...Stuff Like This Only Happens To Me (1765 hits)

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Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-03-13 09:49:28 EST


Every day after school, my old boss's daughter would crash into the office through the back door and sit at the table in the kitchen area. After walking around the office for forty-five minutes, asking her father for money, making copies of her hands and prank calling the receptionist, Rebecca would finally settle down and attempt to start her homework.

I should mention that his daughter had some learning disabilities and developmental problems. I'm not exactly sure what she had, but I wouldn't be surprised if severe ADHD was part of her problem. At sixteen years old, she acted like and resembled a seven year old, complete with pigtails, corduroy overalls and yes, even a lunch box.

From the beginning, Rebecca had taken a liking to me. It was probably because I didn't give her dirty looks every time she walked into my office. I liked Rebecca too. Something about her innocence really warmed my heart, and every time she stopped by my desk to visit, I made sure that I gave her a lot of attention. Besides, it was a temporary job and I wasn't as swamped as the other girls, so I had time to give her.

It wasn't abnormal for Rebecca to ask "big girl questions." One day she asked Debbie, who did accounting, what a penis looked like. After Debbie had an asthma attack, she told Rebecca to ask her mother. I sat at my desk in the other room and laughed to myself.

Even though Rebecca had some problems, she was still very eager to help us out and she was also very eager to learn. I would let her do little things, like punching holes in paperwork for binders, shredding sensitive information and opening letters. Those little tasks meant everything to her, and her father (my boss) would always thank me for giving her that little extra attention.

My temporary position was coming to its end. My boss really liked me, but not so much for my work ethic as for the special touch I seemed to have with his daughter. On the last day of my assignment, he asked me if I would mind tutoring his daughter. He would pay me twice what he was paying me to do office work and I could make whatever schedule I wanted.

I agreed.

Since Rebecca liked me so much, she was always very willing to impress me. She listened to every word I said, followed my directions and actually seemed to pay attention to me when I spoke to her. After a few months of working together, her teacher told her parents that she had made some improvements and was not as disruptive in class as she used to be.

After receiving that news, her father gave me a $500 dollar bonus. The money was nice, but I was thrilled that I was able to help this little girl feel normal.

The next week, Rebecca burst into the door and said, "I have a big project due. I need to make a poster and everything!"

"Oh yeah?" I asked.

"Yep. I want to look at some pictures to put on the poster," she said.

"All right, we'll go on the internet and see what we can find, then we'll print them out and glue them on," I said.

Rebecca skipped over to the computer. She pulled an extra chair over for me and I signed her onto the internet. I asked, "What kinds of pictures are you looking for?"

"I think I just want some clip art, of like, kids holding hands and stuff," she said.

"Well, what kind of project is this?"

"It's about, like, kids who are different colors who like each other and stuff," she said.

In my mind I thought, "Ok, this is about diversity. Easy enough."

I sat next to her and guided her through searching on Google. We found all different types of pictures of all different types of races. She did an excellent job and I was very proud of her.

Rebecca started leafing through the pictures when she discovered that she didn't have anyone of Asian descent to put on her poster. We went back to Google and did a search on the words "Japanese clip art."

A whole bunch of links popped up and Rebecca clicked on the first one.

The words "JAPPER WHORE" popped up on the screen, followed by "FUCK," "SLUT," "CUM SUCKING WHORE," flashing in big, bright letters. Then, a Japanese woman with her legs splayed popped up accompanied by the sounds of moaning and screaming.

"Rebecca!" I shouted.

When I looked over at her, her eyes glazed over as a picture of a huge black cock was thrusting in and out of the woman.

This all happened in the matter of seven seconds.

I quickly jumped up in front of the screen and turned the volume down. "Why don't you go and get your social studies book so we can figure out what else we need to put on the poster," I stated.

"Um, all right," she said as she tried to catch another peek.

As soon as she walked out of the room, I tried desperately to close the browser. I guess when the other girls heard the sounds of moaning and screaming, they got curious and walked in to see what was going on.

When they walked into the room, what they saw was me sitting there muttering, "Jesus fucking Christ" and smashing the keyboard. As I tried to explain to Debbie what had happened, my boss walked in with a teary-eyed Rebecca.

"I...I...clip art...Japanese...WHORE...WHORE...um....accident?"

He wasn't too pleased.

Struggling to figure out how to make the situation right, I stood up, pointed to the screen and stated, "Well, her project is about diversity, and I would say this is a good example."

I then walked out of the room, picked up my coat and proceeded to leave the office, never to return again.

At least he was nice enough to send me my final check. Less the cost of therapy for Rebecca, though.


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Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 21:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No, Comment.

Submitted by compEngineer0 (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-16 11:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

sweet. when i have kids i want you to babysit for me.

Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:51:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't remember exactly what the search was...this happened about 4 years ago, but for some reason I thought of this incident the other day and it made me giggle, so I wrote it up.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny story, but I did the Google search an no pornography came up whatsoever, under images or web search.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny but I did the google search an no pornography came up whatsoever, under images or web search.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-14 09:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Another great one.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-14 04:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck him, yes it was.

Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-03-14 04:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

good but not worth a 2.

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2006-03-13 21:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

At first I thought this story was about my sister, but Im pretty sure she knew what a black cock looked like at sixteen.

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-13 19:08:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-13 19:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:53:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

funny!

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Used to be a youth counsellor at a battered women's shelter. Once arranged a water fight between adults and children. When you consider most of the women who worked at the shelter weighed twice what I do (so three times most children,) you'd think the odds would be in their favor, but when you consider these were inner city kids who already knew how to use guns... well, the staff should have seen it coming. As they were supersoakers that took about 15 seconds to pump between shots, I had to teach the kids how to stand in rows and fire musketeer-style (one row firing than kneeling and pumping their guns while the other fires.) We had the staff licked in about five minutes. My boss was soaked to the bone, and had water balloon shrapnel in her ears by the time she was forced to concede defeat. While this led to many happy memories for abused children, it sadly did not lead to a raise.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. But she probably went home and diddled herself crazy after seeing that giant cock.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If I pay you will you tutor me? Doesn't matter what subject since I won't be paying attention to THAT anyway.

I'll mostly just be devising ways to get into your pants.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

heh

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You know this post wasn't actually that good. When I read it I was all high after a decent nights sleep and I think it affected my judgement. I mean it was alright I suppose but it wasn't outstanding in any way.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I know that link!

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Give me her number. Now.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You did them a favor, she'll stay a virgin till shes 45

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i find it hard to believe that you're slick enough and money enough to be able to sweet talk your boss into paying the shit out of you to tutor his little shitmaker, and you're unable to explain yourself when there is some hardcore bukakkee mmmmmmmf pron on your computer screen.

yeah.

nice work.

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Crazy kids these days...

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sacrilicious - Her parents were actually surprised that I left. They didn't think it was that big of a deal, but at that time tutoring Rebecca was 1 of 3 part-time jobs that I had in addition to going to college full-time. I kind of used it as an excuse to take it easy and give something up.

I worked with her for a long time and it helped her to get the structure that she needed. My sister-in-law works there now and she said that she never causes trouble like she did before, so I like to think that I gave her the tools to be able to keep to tasks.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:33:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

If this truly happened this way, and it seems it did, would you consider another shot at an explanation? Anyone who uses the 'net knows it could have happened to anybody, god knows any girl who has babysat or tutored has at least a few stories about things gone awry. And it sounds like you were making a real difference in this girl's life.
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This isn't an after school special Licious.

Obviously this 16 year old girl needs to be turned into a sex crazed slave for a highly electric Uber user.

Wait, was she hot?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If this truly happened this way, and it seems it did, would you consider another shot at an explanation? Anyone who uses the 'net knows it could have happened to anybody, god knows any girl who has babysat or tutored has at least a few stories about things gone awry. And it sounds like you were making a real difference in this girl's life.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You could have perhaps got a payrise by denying that you'd loaded up the porn and saying 'she has developed both vocal and IT Tourettes too'


Worth a go

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:03:18 (#)
Ranking: 0

Davros - not only am I still hanging around with him, but we're also engaged.

----------------

*SIGH* another dream crushed.

Congratulations, he's a good guy. Tell him to get his ass back around Uber sometime soon.

-Dave

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

God bless the internet.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:03:18 (#)
Ranking: 0

Berty - It was a part-time thing, only like 10 hours a week. I was also going to school full-time and had 2 other part time jobs, so yes, I did quit that day.

Davros - not only am I still hanging around with him, but we're also engaged.
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That's triffic! Who says internet romance is only for the socially inept and divorcees?

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Berty - It was a part-time thing, only like 10 hours a week. I was also going to school full-time and had 2 other part time jobs, so yes, I did quit that day.

Davros - not only am I still hanging around with him, but we're also engaged.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:02:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I miss school...

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HA HA HA HA HA!

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy Shit a Pentameter post.

Are you still hanging around with that Mule?

-Dave

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 09:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The theme of her new, adult poster should have been "All Men are White On the Inside."
From diversity, harmony.


Submitted by Good (user info) at 2006-03-13 09:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AH HA HA HA

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-13 09:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't think that she did it out of malice. You have to remember that she was developmentally slow and was probably disturbed by what she had seen.

As far as what she was traumatized by...I have no idea.

And Berty...I wasn't traumatized...she was.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 09:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I had a similar thing happen. Except the girl I was tutoring was put through a rigorous schedule of watching pornographic films for hours on end in order to turn her into the perfect sex slave for a willing tutor.

....

So I guess it really wasn't similar, but I like to brag.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-13 09:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Japanese clip art. I'd google it, but I'm still at work.

I was talking to Habeeb last week and we were looking for a gay panda bear. Don't google that, it was nasty...

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-13 09:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I should mention that his daughter had some learning disabilities and developmental problems. I'm not exactly sure what she had, but I wouldn't be surprised if severe ADHD was part of her problem. At sixteen years old, she acted like and resembled a seven year old, complete with pigtails, corduroy overalls and yes, even a lunch box.
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Sexy bitch. Seriously though, you didn't really leave the job because you inadvertantly exposed the girl to pornography did you?

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-03-13 09:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Was it the woman, or the 14 inch cock that traumatized her?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-13 09:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Rebecca told her dad? That has to be one of the more hateful things I've ever heard of.

Sorry bout the job.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-13 09:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You have sex with men. As far as I'm concerned that makes you immune to trauma.


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