Top 10 Awesome Movie Weapons (3041 hits)
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Submitted by sean fogy <seanfogy.at.msn.com> (View user info) at 2006-03-13 10:08:00 EST
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Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-03-17 08:34:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
(The laser whip thing reminded me.)
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-03-17 08:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not exactly a weapon, but there's a kind of tool used in microbiology (I guess?) that's called a microtome knife. Microtome knives are made out of diamond and the blade itself is only a few atoms thick; it's so sharp that if you were to cut yourself on it it would literally just slide all the way through your hand as though your skin weren't there. It's so sharp it can cut individual cells.
Pretty neat if you ask me, but I'd never want to have to handle one.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-03-16 18:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:42:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
The wierding modules from Dune.
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CHHAAAAAAAA!!!!! TOTH!! and then BAMO! and SQUISH!
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That fucking cracked me up. I can't stop making that noise in my head now.
PS: This lost blows. No Rail gun from Eraser? Ed-209? The massive Steady-cam guns in Aliens (Great description, whoever came up with that)? No Green Destiny? Trpple barreled gun thingys from APEX? Splatter Cannons from Fortress? Grenade launcher from Terminator? Nuclear Rocket launchers in Starship Troopers?
DIRTY HARRY'S .357 MAGNUM FOR FUCKS SAKE.
You get a zero for including Freddy's claw - possibly the only Item on your list worthy of a place in the top ten (and maybe Hatori-Hanso Steel).
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-03-14 22:40:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That last guy is hot. Is he the Major in Independence Day?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Punt gun, Tremors. If you don't know it, look it up on google. For now, FMJ +2.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for your Full Metal Jacket reference
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not doing a part two. i wont have the time or attention to make another post for at least a month.
if there's other shit that should be on here then make another one.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2006-03-14 09:17:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot any of the sweet weapons from Aliens, Terminator and Wolverine's claws.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-14 08:18:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jacob, the voice modulators. I don't think they were in the books.
But you can clearly see Agent Cooper wearing a microphone when he's going to beat up Sting.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-14 06:35:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Do part 2 for the love of god do part 2.
That isn't a rifle.
Their were wierding weapons in Dune? I've read 4 of the books and haven't heard shit about em.
Flamethrowers are by far the best weapons ever. That and Napalm
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-14 03:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is shit.
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-03-14 02:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
And I'm going to enter my incredibly geeky review that after watching X-men, I want an adamantium skeleton with claws
Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2006-03-14 02:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-14 02:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I wish I had thought've this and done it better.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2006-03-14 02:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-03-13 22:09:01 (#)
Ranking: 1
#1 guy is carrying a 240 gulf. Not a rifle.
Big difference. fires the same caliber ammunition as the M-16, but fully automatic, plus, it's hella heavier.
other than that...you missed the weapon from "eraser"
Actually I'm pretty sure its an M-60, but that's ok
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-13 22:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent rendition of the laser whip.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-03-13 22:09:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
#1 guy is carrying a 240 gulf. Not a rifle.
Big difference. fires the same caliber ammunition as the M-16, but fully automatic, plus, it's hella heavier.
other than that...you missed the weapon from "eraser"
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-13 21:48:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lightsaber at #4?
WTF?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-13 21:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah but a lightsaber is supposed to have no weight. pretend it's like you're wielding as paper clip. It doesn't take much time or effort to move it 180 degrees. Plus you have the force or what not.
I had forgotten about the weirding weapons from Dune...awesome shit there.
ChaaaaaaaaaaZAK!
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-03-13 21:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A marine and his rifle??!!! above a lightsabre?!!! jokes!
I could death spam a marine, thats if i got to him before he shot himself and a few fellow marines by accident.
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The only reason a lightsaber is effective against a gun at all is because the laser bolts move slow enough to deflect them. If it was one Jedi against a weapon that shot bullets so fast you'd be hot before you heard them fire, that Jedi would be worm food.
GO MARINES!!!!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-03-13 21:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
These are all fine and good, but hidden101 just swings around his big dick, crushing the entrails and shattering the jaws of his enemies on contact. Can Jet Li do that?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-03-13 20:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
don't want to deal with all that silly paperwork?
want to keep your anonymity?
well, here ya go: http://www.gatlingguns.net/
and of course, caliber and mountings can...be adjusted for your own special needs and
requirements
Lean back, and Rock $ Roll
<I *heart* America>
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-03-13 19:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PFFFFFT BALDWIN +1.
You left out too much shit. the t1000 sword arm should have been on there somewhere. This could have been top 50, but there was SOME degree of effort put in, and I don't hate you, so have a +2, actually.
Here. Take it. There ya go. AAAAtta boy...
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-03-13 19:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So many cool weapons missing here, and you didn't even identify or describe the actual weapon in half of your list.
See Dune, Eraser, Robocop, Krull, Quigley Down Under. There are many more.
Not really sure the gun in Quigly down under would qualify as "most awesome"
...Maybe if this were "most awesome aim"
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-03-13 19:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
So many cool weapons missing here, and you didn't even identify or describe the actual weapon in half of your list.
See Dune, Eraser, Robocop, Krull, Quigley Down Under. There are many more.
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-03-13 19:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yah know...That's probably the only weapon listed on here that has actually killed someone.
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-03-13 19:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The "prop" gun in "The Crow" that ended up not being such a good prop.
EMO TEARS
Submitted by Stuch (user info) at 2006-03-13 19:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Screamers.
Those things fucking ruled. Hooray for awful, mid 90s sci-fi.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-13 18:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pulse rifle duct-taped to the flame thrower in Aliens.
that is the #1 weapon of all time and anyone who disagrees is obviously dumb.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-03-13 18:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hatoori Steel, bitch!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no list is complete without the ZF1 from the Fifth Element
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Full Metal Jacket
"I am not a racist; I hate everyone equally."
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's the BFG9000?
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad, but you totally missed John Holmes's Cock in Anal Ultra Vixens. That was a weapon if there ever was one.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is an ass-kicking good time.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Indy +2!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:42:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The wierding modules from Dune.
I know, I know, they were just a copout so they didn't have to do aweseome, awesome, awesome kung fu magic from the fremen who would have had to nuke a mountain range, ride in on giant worms and then procede to decimate an enemy army of elite soldiers simply by using immense hand to hand combat skills (like, an entire army with the Slayer perk), but still:
CHHAAAAAAAA!!!!! TOTH!! and then BAMO! and SQUISH!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oooh. weapons. cool.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
A quick scan reveals a worrying lack of steadycam-gun-thingy from Alien.
That's a -1 right there.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Normally these boy posts get a 0 out of principal, I mean if a chick listed her favourite romantic moments or hottest guys it'd go down in infamy as more flamed than alain.
But the reviews made this, and it wasn't a bad effort.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:34:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty - Krull?
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they called his weapon a glaive I think.
The cord from Johnny menmonic wasn't supposed to be a laser but a single molocule so it was so thin it would cut through anything. Book was better than the movie.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
decent list
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Drawstring (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:20:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
A marine and his rifle??!!! above a lightsabre?!!! jokes!
I could death spam a marine, thats if i got to him before he shot himself and a few fellow marines by accident.
tosh
Yep, thats right. No jokes. I'm fucking tired of Jedis.
The only thing a Jedi does is cry and whine about this and that.
A marine just kills and kills and kills all day long.
Submitted by Drawstring (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A marine and his rifle??!!! above a lightsabre?!!! jokes!
I could death spam a marine, thats if i got to him before he shot himself and a few fellow marines by accident.
tosh
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty solid fognuts...prettys olid.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot Hayden Christianson's acting in the Star Wars movies. That was a crushing weapon.
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While standing on the lip of a molten lava pool, Obi-Wan looked over at his old apprentice who had finally turned to the darkside. Both of their lightsabers were drawn, showing how far these two had truely fallen.
Once brothers in arms, now they were enemies.
"You were the chosen one! You were supposed to bring peace to the galaxy, not turn it over to the dark side!" Obi-Wan cried out, his voice ringing with the pain of watching a universe he loved and fought so desperately for fall into evil.
"I...am now the....most powerful Jedi....ever!.....You....cannot....stop me.....and my .....empire." Hayden Christianson said in his usual voice, that of a person trying to shit out a basketball.
Obi-Wan blinked.
"Uh...Yeah. Look you are evil and can no longer see the light! You have hurt Amidala (sp?) and are responsible for the deaths of hundreds of Jedi!" Obi-Wan cried out in anguish after recovering from listening to Hayden butcher his lines.
Unfortunately Hayden didn't catch the line cue and didn't realize it was his turn to speak. So the pair stood next to the lava for a couple of minutes without anyone speaking.
He also failed to have the stage mind to realize that long bouts of inaction and silence don't normally happen in fight scenes, so he did not make anything up.
"...YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS OF HUNDREDS OF JEDI!" Obi-Wan repeated again, this time louder.
"Oh right uh...." Hayden seemed to jump a bit as he realized it was his turn to speak. "Uh...Wait what am I supposed to do now?"
"Oh for fucks sake..." Obi-Wan muttered as he walked over and stabbed Hayden in the eye with his lightsaber. Movie watchers everywhere spoke of the moment where Obi-Wan slayed Hayden out of annoyance as the best part of the whole movie.
"That's for ruining a respectable movie series." Obi-Wan said before leaving to go find some bitches and get sloshed.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for the post
+1 for the replies.
-Dave
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
best weapon -> http://www.ubersite.com/m/73076
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:55:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Blind people are immune to the Medusa's head too.
Optic Blast - Cyclops. Seriously - he was shit. All he has to do is look at something and then at lightspeed it should hit - yet he continues to miss. Reason? He is a shit.
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yes, yes he is.
Just thought of another one. Jack Burton's throwing knife from BTLC.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:41:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
That Orgasmo Ray thing from...er...Orgazmo...while not fatal, was an interesting weapon.
Too bad I didn't think of that before. That would have knocked out Jet Li. Very cool gun.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:52:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Medusa's Head from Clash of the Titans makes for a pretty sweet sidearm, too.
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Good point, well made. Wouldn't work very well in the dark though.
Be a good weapon for American's though, seeing as they're not so bothered about freindly fire.
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Oh you Brits are always complaining about something.
"Our roads are on the wrong side of the street! We ran out of crumpets! The American's are killing us even though we are on the same side!"
God quit bitching, do you know how old it gets?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:55:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Blind people are immune to the Medusa's head too.
Optic Blast - Cyclops. Seriously - he was shit. All he has to do is look at something and then at lightspeed it should hit - yet he continues to miss. Reason? He is a shit.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Medusa's Head from Clash of the Titans makes for a pretty sweet sidearm, too.
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Good point, well made. Wouldn't work very well in the dark though.
Be a good weapon for American's though, seeing as they're not so bothered about freindly fire.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Unless you want to consider the Kraken a weapon of sorts, too.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That Orgasmo Ray thing from...er...Orgazmo...while not fatal, was an interesting weapon.
Medusa's Head from Clash of the Titans makes for a pretty sweet sidearm, too.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:37:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mini Gun in Predator?
Cenobite freak weapons?
And although not in a movie, that X-Ray gun in Perfect Dark kicked ass.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Point of view gun?
THEY MADE IT UP! DEAR GODS- THEY MADE IT UP!
Berty - Krull?
I want to surprise sex you soft and gently.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Teh Glaive from Krull? Probably <10.
Chuck Norris's legs?
Bruce Lee's nunchucks?
The Smartgun from Alien maybe?
dunno really. Can't really rate any of those against a whip or a lightsaber.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Full Metal Jacket is an all time favorite (FYI the guy in that pic isn't carrying a rifle buddy, you should've used a pic of the fat guy who blows his own brains out).
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:25:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:16:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Colour me retarded -but what is the HHGTTG Weapon? I've not seen the new film. Kill-O-Zap guns?
It's a Point of View gun. Makes the victim see the shooters point of view. I have only read the first two and the first half of the third one and I don't remember this gun in them. Unless it's in one of the later books they might have just made it for the movie. I don't know.
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No they made that up.
Bastards....
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:26:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the effort alone.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Johnny Mnemonic is so horrible that it's good. I mean, the freaking dolphin!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:18:21 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm going to give this a 1 since its a great idea, in fact I wish I had though of this, however the descriptions are lacking that killer zazz.
Also, where the HELL is Blaine's minigun from Predator?!
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Robert Rankin overkilled it, just like Jason's machete.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:16:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Colour me retarded -but what is the HHGTTG Weapon? I've not seen the new film. Kill-O-Zap guns?
It's a Point of View gun. Makes the victim see the shooters point of view. I have only read the first two and the first half of the third one and I don't remember this gun in them. Unless it's in one of the later books they might have just made it for the movie. I don't know.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Then when I began to ask in a revive
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ASK IN A REVIEW!
Retarded you are HV.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:23:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sean - you have forgotten:
The boomerang from Mad Max : Beyond Thunderdome.
Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Whoever said Guyver - except the films sucked ass, even with Mark Hamill in - sunken eyed bastard.
He tear gas grenade launcher from Terminator 2 - because of the bit where he nails that guy in the chest from a few feet away.
The Schwarz ring from Spaceballs
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:16:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Colour me retarded -but what is the HHGTTG Weapon? I've not seen the new film. Kill-O-Zap guns?
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When I first saw that I thought "Gun? What HHGTTG gun? Did they even have a unique weapon?"
Then when I began to ask in a revive I remembered the Kill-O-Zap guns. I never saw the movie either but I'm guessing that's what they made it look like.
Definitely not deadly looking enough though.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm going to give this a 1 since its a great idea, in fact I wish I had though of this, however the descriptions are lacking that killer zazz.
Also, where the HELL is Blaine's minigun from Predator?!
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm disappointed that the Guyver unit didn't make the list: Full body armor, converting the host into a living weapon with powers beyond belief. And if he dies, the unit regrows him.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Colour me retarded -but what is the HHGTTG Weapon? I've not seen the new film. Kill-O-Zap guns?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you put effort into it. That is better than some people, though I disagree with the placement of a few of these.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the FMJ reference, because that movie always gives me goosebumps, oh, and, erm, good job with that stick figure - real realistic-like.