FUPA: Round 1 Matchups/Theme (8002 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-03-13 12:36:09 EST
You all know how this works by now: We post, we rate, we tally, we win and lose. Lather, rinse, repeat...until we have a winner.
Here's the basic timetable for this beast:
With 28 competitors we're looking at five rounds: 28 - 14 - 8 (7 winners + highest rated loser) - 4 - 2 - victor.
Rd. 1: THEME: LOVE/LOSS -- posts due by 3.20
Rd. 2: pairings/theme posted 3.23 -- posts due by 3.27
Rd. 3: pairings/theme posted 3.30 -- posts due by 4.3
Rd. 4: pairings/theme posted 4.7 -- posts due by 4.10
Rd. 5: pairings/theme posted 4.13 -- posts due by 4.17
Winner announced 4.19
I've drawn pairings at random from the Almighty Boston Red Sox Hat of Venture Capitalism and Samba Beats. Some of them are...we'll, you'll see. Some of them should prove interesting.
The bracket is designed such that it looks like winners will filter down to meet up with the winner of the match below them. This is not the case. Each round will have pairings drawn at random, and I'll update the bracket accordingly.
In addition to names, I also threw a number of themes into the hat and drew those randomly as well, so each round already has its corresponding theme. Whenever one was drawn I added its opposite, partner or logical relation to it to make it a bit more engaging and open. Look below, you'll see.
A word about this 'theme' idea: I didn't want everyone to swap titles for fear that would be too limiting. I did't want to assign every pairing a theme of their own, because that would be too crazy. The theme is simply a jumping off point from which to draw inspiration, and with which to invovle your poem...you can involve the themes however you want to in your pieces, provided that the posts have something to do with them. So, for 'love,' you can pretty much do anything under the sun involving the joy of, loss of, growing of, physicality of, start of, depths of, pain of, or craziness of love (or more...you get the point). You can write a love story, examine the emotion, whatever. Whatever you're moved to do. I know this is much, much more open-ended than other writing comps around here. I think we'll be fine, though.
Feel free to use any form or style you wish. If you're new to this game and want a bit of a jumping off point, check out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poem Towards the bottom of the page there are a number of links that detail a variety of forms and structures, if you're looking to try your hand at something different or want to know what all of your options are. I'll post some more reference links down below when I have the time.
When you've posted your piece, provide the link to it here in a reply.
To make it easier on everyone, include 'FUPA' somewhere in your post's title.
Feel free to ask questions below. I'm sure I've forgotten something.
I hope everyone enjoys this. Good luck.
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 12:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85358
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-23 12:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo-hoo! Ass-poeming offer duly rescinded.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-23 12:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
O-Man, you'd better be posting the round 2 stuff up soon or I'm gonna go medieval poem style on your ass.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-22 20:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-22 20:40:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
My folks said
I gotta get myself a job
Cause they ain't gonna support me
Well if all I am to them
Is just some lazy slob
Why didn't they abort me?
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How many people here have asked you that question? :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-22 20:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My folks said
I gotta get myself a job
Cause they ain't gonna support me
Well if all I am to them
Is just some lazy slob
Why didn't they abort me?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-22 20:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+4 for Dead Milkmen!!!
-6 for posting it in this garbage post.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-22 19:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I've got nowhere to go
Just hang out on the street
My folks say I've got no ambition
At least I give a shit
About the stuff I eat
Yeah! I care about nutrition!"
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-22 11:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-21 22:53:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola, have you tried Baker's Square? Their pies are deeeelish!
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no but i shall promptly go and purchase one to devour.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-22 10:08:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlong- I don't believe you rated mine. Can I expect my rating to drop any time now?
I'm not sure how I feel about bringing this to your attention.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:59:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I rated them all.
But then I got DQ-ed.
Life is strange like that...you do a nice thing...make a thoughtful gesture...really put the time and effort to care about your fellow competitors...
...and you get kicked out by the homo poetry gestapo.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a little disappointed in the number of reviews on some of these so far, to be honest. I expected at least the contestants to put forth enough effort to rate the entries- it took a bit of effort, but I made the time to do so. I hope things pick up before the round closes tonight.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-22 08:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So, O-Man, when are the results gonna be posted?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-22 02:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
did I even sign up for this?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-21 22:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola, have you tried Baker's Square? Their pies are deeeelish!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-21 21:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-21 21:39:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-21 20:57:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
wifey, i have no pie as of yet.
i'm getting pissy.
everyone can expect -2's in the morning if i have no pie.
seriously.
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Oh noes!
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posh. she'll have cake on thursday...
have cake and eat it too.
and then she goes on and on about how god is an indian giver...
life just doesn't satify a ninja living a pirates life who randomly zombies people.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-21 21:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-21 20:57:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
wifey, i have no pie as of yet.
i'm getting pissy.
everyone can expect -2's in the morning if i have no pie.
seriously.
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Oh noes!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-21 21:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fur burgers. Bearded clams (hold the red sauce)...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 21:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't you have hair pie?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-21 20:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-21 19:45:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have finally, officially, and diligently rated all of these bitches.
And now I want pie.
ghola, I'm looking at you.
Wake me from my nap when it's ready for me, please.
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wifey, i have no pie as of yet.
i'm getting pissy.
everyone can expect -2's in the morning if i have no pie.
seriously.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-21 20:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sacky wants Ghola's pie? Heh......
Don't we all?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-21 19:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have finally, officially, and diligently rated all of these bitches.
And now I want pie.
ghola, I'm looking at you.
Wake me from my nap when it's ready for me, please.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...as Shlongy takes a bow...
MNow, I think I'll take a dump, too.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:43:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:34:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Orgasmoe- Keep up the good work. Love what you've done with "the rules".
Auschwitz had fewer rules.
At your present pace, you should have this down to 7 people that you can easily manipulate, and victory in your little pee party will be within your grasp!
You have a helluva career ahead of you in upper management - in fact, I'm thinking "consultant" - that way, you can spread your incompetence around in a magnitude last seen in Donald Sterling, 1988-2005.
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This is classic Shlongy.
One of the best reviews EVAR seen in this talentless hell-hole
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
where is my pie bitches.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oopsie.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:15:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:04:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
What, you didn't get MY e-mail?
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Yours isn't the one with the tits???
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Fuck. I meant for THAT e-mail to go to ETS.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:04:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:52:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
3 more emails have arrived on this latest Uber controversy.
One said "Why do you want to even be IN that dick sucking contest anyway?"...
Number 2 said "Why don't you shut the fuck up, you scrawny old faggot?" That one was "anonymous" - THAT'S a big surprise.
The third one was a cell phone picture of one of our esteemed female Uberite's tits.
Thanks sweetie...I needed that "pick me up".
So it looks like three more votes for reinstatement for Shlongy.
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What, you didn't get MY e-mail?
Yours isn't the one with the tits???
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:01:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy has been DQ-ed and I'm pretty certain that somehow, it's YOUR fault.
That about sums it up here, Bob.
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Thanks Neal.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:52:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
3 more emails have arrived on this latest Uber controversy.
One said "Why do you want to even be IN that dick sucking contest anyway?"...
Number 2 said "Why don't you shut the fuck up, you scrawny old faggot?" That one was "anonymous" - THAT'S a big surprise.
The third one was a cell phone picture of one of our esteemed female Uberite's tits.
Thanks sweetie...I needed that "pick me up".
So it looks like three more votes for reinstatement for Shlongy.
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What, you didn't get MY e-mail?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy has been DQ-ed and I'm pretty certain that somehow, it's YOUR fault.
That about sums it up here, Bob.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nothing really, scourge. some guy just got mad at me because i -2ed his poem and he thought it was retaliation. so then he tried to get me kicked out based on that review by orgo. thing is, i really didn't care one way or the other, so i was just saying "whatever dude...."
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:29:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
orgasmatron man sir --
i would like to respectfully submit my resignation in this contest. based upon a review of yours that has recently (and thankfully) brought to my attention (http://www.ubersite.com/m/85248#1888015 ), i feel it would be unfair for me to continue on. i would not like to be the reason for this contest to be subjected to criticisms of unfair practices, and my particpation could do just that. thank you for all of your hard work, and thank you coleslaw for bringing this to my attention.
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I believe he was talking about multiple posts wardy, not multiple pieces within a post. I reviewed your post as a whole and each part of it contributed to the single rating.
What the hell has been going on here?
I'm too lazy to read all those new reviews. Somebody summarize in 30 or so words so that I'm up to speed and know who to think poorly of.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:34:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Arf!
Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!
Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!
Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!
Arf! Arf!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
3 more emails have arrived on this latest Uber controversy.
One said "Why do you want to even be IN that dick sucking contest anyway?"...
Number 2 said "Why don't you shut the fuck up, you scrawny old faggot?" That one was "anonymous" - THAT'S a big surprise.
The third one was a cell phone picture of one of our esteemed female Uberite's tits.
Thanks sweetie...I needed that "pick me up".
So it looks like three more votes for reinstatement for Shlongy.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ah, shlongy i just cracked up. thanks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Orgasmoe- Keep up the good work. Love what you've done with "the rules".
Auschwitz had fewer rules.
At your present pace, you should have this down to 7 people that you can easily manipulate, and victory in your little pee party will be within your grasp!
You have a helluva career ahead of you in upper management - in fact, I'm thinking "consultant" - that way, you can spread your incompetence around in a magnitude last seen in Donald Sterling, 1988-2005.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, well nevermind that.
hooray!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:29:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
orgasmatron man sir --
i would like to respectfully submit my resignation in this contest. based upon a review of yours that has recently (and thankfully) brought to my attention (http://www.ubersite.com/m/85248#1888015 ), i feel it would be unfair for me to continue on. i would not like to be the reason for this contest to be subjected to criticisms of unfair practices, and my particpation could do just that. thank you for all of your hard work, and thank you coleslaw for bringing this to my attention.
love,
wardy.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85555 -- forfeit. sad tears, cry river, die lonely. :(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:10:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron,
Based on what you said here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85248#1888015 (which was in response to the question directly below it).
Could I, say, post an entry with 15 (or so) haikus in a series? Just wondering.
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As long as what you write is contained within the frame of one post, knock yourself out.
What I meant was that you can't submit a Round 2 post on Tues., then another Round 2 post later that day, or on Wed., and another on Thurs., etc.
So...you can't submit 15 individual posts and expect them to all count, but if you want to write 15 haikus that work together in one post that's great.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:18:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Uhhhhhhhhhh...
Neeeeeeeeeeooo.
I can't do that. If I did, I'd never be able to live with myself.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:59:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
It sounds simple to me. Nitty penned an entry. Shlongy didn't. You can't go on to round 2 if you didn't write for round one. I would have loved to see them both move on, but Shlongy chose not to write so he made that decision for himself.
Orgasmatron didn't ask for any of this gayass drama, and now he's being forced to answer to you crybabies? This is so lame.
What's done is done, but I imagine if the contestants HAD voted, the results would have been about the same.
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I think the woman has just put all of us in our place. For the love of God let's let this post DIE!
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron,
Based on what you said here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85248#1888015 (which was in response to the question directly below it).
Could I, say, post an entry with 15 (or so) haikus in a series? Just wondering.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:48:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It might be tough coming up with an original idea for my Round 2 submission.
I might need some assistance from an outside source.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:47:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oooohh...another tough match-up!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll play you!
What a matchup!
Whatever will be the outcome?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So, who do I play next???
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:32:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's funny that you asked for a "petition", orgasmoe -
I happen to have received 15 e-mails to the nolan.at.baseballwriter.net account.
The tally so far:
12 "You should still be ins"
2 No opinion
1 "You're still a faggot" (That one was from Swamp Donkey, I believe)
So it looks like I'm BACK IN THE GAME!!! Congratulations to me, and a smart move by you, Tagliabue.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Go ahead and put together a petition, Shlongy. Or an informal vote.
See how many of the 28 participants think that your entry deserves to be treated the same as theirs.
That should give you something to do for a while.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:02:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I remember why I only use my alter to give negative ratings. 'Cause even when you're being honest you still get the whiny retaliatory ratings. Lesson re-learned.
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whoops... i responded to this on your post, not this one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alters are almost as bad as poets, Eisenhauer.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I remember why I only use my alter to give negative ratings. 'Cause even when you're being honest you still get the whiny retaliatory ratings. Lesson re-learned.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:13:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
4) Shlongy was the big audience draw IN this contest --- um, sir... i believe i am the big draw in this contest -- but it's okay.
5) Who died and made orgasmo the "poetry czar"? --- no one, he just has six followers that make it appear that way.
6) Poetry homos need to learn a sense of humor --- i like butt sex, i don't really know how to respond to this.
7) Fuck me --- see above line.
8) fuck you --- three times a day since i was twelve.
9) This contest will die a long, slow, sleep inducing death before it gets to the end --- not if i can help it. you ever think somebody would advance with haikus? huh? just wait for the shit storm i'm brewing for the next round....
and sacrilililicious, i have giant, grapefruit sized balls. one time, during a late night teabagging, i actually killed a woman. i can see why shlongy is probably sitting at his keyboard laughing histerically at the heat he's generated from his 100th post... bravo shlongy, bravo...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I apologize. I'm not mad at you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pretty sure you've been asking contestants for a vote from the beginning, no, Shlong?
I was paying you respect by casting mine.
And I have more balls than a lot of you so called "men", so if you can't find one, you know where to find me, darling. But make it important, because my patience for this shitstirring is wearing thin.
Kisses.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who asked you, bitch?
Go make me a sandwich and leave this discussion to the men...I just hope I can find another one to discuss this issue with.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For people who don't give a fuck about poetry or "silly internet contests" there seems to be a whole lot of panties in a bunch.
Orgasmatron offered to organize something that would encourage us to write, and I imagine he didn't know he'd have to pen a fucking charter for it to keep anything or anyone fair and in line.
It's sounds simple to me. Nitty penned an entry. Shlongy didn't. You can't go on to round 2 if you didn't write for round one. I would have loved to see them both move on, but Shlongy chose not to write so he made that decision for himself.
Orgasmatron didn't ask for any of this gayass drama, and now he's being forced to answer to you crybabies? This is so lame.
What's done is done, but I imagine if the contestants HAD voted, the results would have been about the same.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:36:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sphagnum:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85248#1892610
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85248#1892708
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Ok, so Shlongy came up with the idea and Nitty constructed the piece.
Seems to me they were working as a team.
Therefore, neither of them plagiarised anything.
Why do I bother arguing? I don't even care.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, orgasmoron...What if I lied to keep one of us in the contest?
Maybe we just gave you an answer that you wanted to hear.
You should NOT be making any unilateral decisions. This is NOT your contest. It's Ubers.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sphagnum:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85248#1892610
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85248#1892708
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:13:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Are we really still discussing this?
Sphagnum:
I'm making up rules after the fact?
There was nothing suggesting that plagiarism wasn't allowed?
Does that really need to be spelled out?
If someone posted a Wordsworth poem, would it be wrong of me to disqualify them?
If someone submitted copied and pasted something from another forum - that they didn't write - would I really have to go into the reasons why they should be disqualified?
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How is this plagiarism? Unless I am missing something in the 8million reviews this jerk-fest got, it has been established that nitty and/or shlongy wrote the poem, then they both posted it.
If the idea were that of the two of them, then neither has been guilty of plagiarism.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:15:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:56:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
And you did not.
I guess what I'm trying to say is;
"Shut the fuck up, nobody"
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And yet, I did participate: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85248#1893059 , which is what allowed you to give a retaliatory rating.
Go eat more dick, alter.
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Great! Now lameass alters are calling ME an alter.
Like I said, it wasn't a retaliatory rating. Your post was just crap.
You should feel blessed that Sphagnum even bothered clicking on it, assface.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think any call on a DQ should be put to a vote of the participants.
Like I said earlier...this is NOT your contest - you are simply organizing it and running it for the 64 Uberites who signed up for it.
Put it to a vote of the Uber Tribunal of Rules and Regulations.
Make sure it's made up of at least some B-Listers...not C-listers like most of the participants in this thing.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:56:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
And you did not.
I guess what I'm trying to say is;
"Shut the fuck up, nobody"
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And yet, I did participate: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85248#1893059 , which is what allowed you to give a retaliatory rating.
Go eat more dick, alter.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are we really still discussing this?
Sphagnum:
I'm making up rules after the fact?
There was nothing suggesting that plagiarism wasn't allowed?
Does that really need to be spelled out?
If someone posted a Wordsworth poem, would it be wrong of me to disqualify them?
If someone submitted copied and pasted something from another forum - that they didn't write - would I really have to go into the reasons why they should be disqualified?
Shlongy:
You remind me of the antics-pulling kid in high school who gets a free pass from everyone after he's been called out on his shit. Moan all you like if you think I'm playing the disciplinarian, but you shouldn't participate in something if you assume you're just going to get your way.
As I said, I know you're better than this. I'm sure you knew this is what would happen. It's a shame, too, because as a concept your idea was pretty funny. You just picked the wrong time, or the wrong venue, to unleash it upon the masses.
If anyone really wants to discuss this more, feel free to email me: orgasmatron2029.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:05:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't see how. I'm NEVER wrong.
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Wrong AGAIN, dickeater.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't see how. I'm NEVER wrong.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:00:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:21:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Please point out exactly where it says that two opponents in the bracket could not work together or anyone else for that matter?
I'm all for you DQing someone if they break the rules, but making rules up retrospectively after someone has manipulated your crap competition is extremely pathetic. Not that expected any better from you sandal wearing, ass grabbing, pencil pushing pullsmokers.
I thought Dprime madness would be the worst competition I'd ever see here.
Miraculously, for the first time in my life, I was wrong.
When Spfaggy is on Shlongy's side in a dispute, you KNOW you fucked up your decision!
On a side note, I'm also thinking that this WASN'T the first time Sphagnum's been wrong.
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Well you're wrong.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:21:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Please point out exactly where it says that two opponents in the bracket could not work together or anyone else for that matter?
I'm all for you DQing someone if they break the rules, but making rules up retrospectively after someone has manipulated your crap competition is extremely pathetic. Not that expected any better from you sandal wearing, ass grabbing, pencil pushing pullsmokers.
I thought Dprime madness would be the worst competition I'd ever see here.
Miraculously, for the first time in my life, I was wrong.
When Spfaggy is on Shlongy's side in a dispute, you KNOW you fucked up your decision!
On a side note, I'm also thinking that this WASN'T the first time Sphagnum's been wrong.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:48:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
And yet, you participated.
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And you did not.
I guess what I'm trying to say is;
"Shut the fuck up, nobody"
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And yet, you participated.
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:21:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please point out exactly where it says that two opponents in the bracket could not work together or anyone else for that matter?
I'm all for you DQing someone if they break the rules, but making rules up retrospectively after someone has manipulated your crap competition is extremely pathetic. Not that expected any better from you sandal wearing, ass grabbing, pencil pushing pullsmokers.
I thought Dprime madness would be the worst competition I'd ever see here.
Miraculously, for the first time in my life, I was wrong.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1) I don't read rules
2) I don't FOLLOW rules
c) orgasmo is an asshole - I also don't like dictators
4) Shlongy was the big audience draw IN this contest
5) Who died and made orgasmo the "poetry czar"?
6) Poetry homos need to learn a sense of humor
7) Fuck me
8) fuck you
9) This contest will die a long, slow, sleep inducing death before it gets to the end
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 09:39:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
"O-man said the brackets are fixed. "
FIXED? So this has been a conspiracy...the entire time?
Well, I don't think bart will be very happy to learn that his forum is being used for unethical purposes...a fixed contest.
I think that I will request a banning from bart...unless I'm allowed to compete in which case, I'll forget I ever read that juicy tidbit of information.
You have 30 inutes to reinstate Shlongy back into this contest - at that time, my hand will be forced.
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Shlongy, I wasn't aware of this either, but there it is, clearly stated above in the rules:
"The bracket is designed such that it looks like winners will filter down to meet up with the winner of the match below them. This is not the case. Each round will have pairings drawn at random, and I'll update the bracket accordingly."
In short, I guess each of us had the opportunity to contest this rule prior to submitting entries, and ignorance doesn't count after the fact. So unfortunately I guess this means I may NOT get to face off with you or nitty.
Que sera, sera.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-21 05:23:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-21 00:10:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm. Yes, look below.
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Are you trying to be a smartass here? Just wondering.
If not, good luck!
If you are, well, just go ahead and eat some glass shards.
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Easy there, killer. I wasn't, but I'll still eat glass shards, just to prove a point.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-21 09:59:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Axolotl: Big Butt Buck Butt Fuck Duck - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85402 (NSFW)
Circe: Sepia - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85350
simple_catalyst: Echelon Your Dreams - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85536
ghola: Why? - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85532
nitty: Nitty takes on Shlongy - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85572
Shlongy: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85571 - DQ
CaptainThorns: Maculation - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85303
Sphagnum: Poetry is Really NOT My Thing - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85561
goferforhire: Headlights - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85280
MyTeeOne: The Riddle - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85423
Sacrilicious: About a Boy - http://www2.ubersite.com/m/85538
badassmofo: DNP
ColeslawMurphy: The Mail Order Soul-Mate - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85588
Brdn_Nkd: Woman at the Window - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85353
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar: The Sun's Lullaby - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85278
Bubba2341: Unrequited - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85383
inion_de_trua: Things Done - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85476
Doodles: DNP
rad1101: DNP
HighVoltage900: Coat Hanger Lovin' - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85514
Orgasmatron: The Apologist - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85585
Susie_Derkins: The Spinster - http://ubersite.com/m/85356
ampersand: DNP
ess-arr: Watch out for ess-arr, he just raised the bar - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85349
JMG114: A Girl I Knew - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85407
ripple: Untitled - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85314
Stagger_Lee: She Moves - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85281
wardy: Sweet baby beer drinking, lady bull riding... - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85555
scourge: DNP
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The Round 1 loser with the highest rating will advance to Round 2 and take the place of the winner of the Doodles/rad1101 pairing.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-21 09:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's ok. I got you 2 tickets to Guys and Dolls!
I'm gonna go with ya!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 09:39:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"O-man said the brackets are fixed. "
FIXED? So this has been a conspiracy...the entire time?
Well, I don't think bart will be very happy to learn that his forum is being used for unethical purposes...a fixed contest.
I think that I will request a banning from bart...unless I'm allowed to compete in which case, I'll forget I ever read that juicy tidbit of information.
You have 30 inutes to reinstate Shlongy back into this contest - at that time, my hand will be forced.
I will then email jgreening and have him rat you out to bart - he lives for that kind of thing - and we'll let the chips fall where they may.
Although, if they fall anywhere near Colorado, jgreening will have them eaten before they hit the floor.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 09:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait a second...you made SHLONGY post something penned by Bette Midler???
I thought YOU wrote this. Or "we" wrote this. Or something.
I've been bamboozled.
I'm appalled.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-21 09:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, I just copied mine from 'The Collected Works of Bette Midler"
The song is called 'Penoz'
It's a b-side track.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-21 08:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nitty, by all accounts, actually wrote something.
I debated disqulifying him outright, or letting his work stand on its own.
I figured I'd let him stay because he made an effort, regardless of the nonsense surrounding it.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-21 08:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys...O-man said the brackets are fixed. They are just a visual to show how things will progress.
Every round the pairings will be drawn randomly. They have NOTHING to do with the brackets.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-21 08:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I really, honestly, don't care who I compete with in round 2. I just wondered why O arbitrarily DQed only one of you for the same violation. Whatever happens, happens. And be prepared to eat my meter.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 08:48:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OK- Here's my final compromise or I'll have to shut down the entire contest.
I'll step in - because I'm above all of the bickering and monkey business - and I'll take over a spot where someone forfeited - and we'll just all forget that you've been acting like whiny poetry writers. Then, I'll continue to plow my way through to the finals.
This is my final offer.
(I said "final" three times in 60 words or less)
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-21 08:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit. For the first time I just looked past the 1st round.
NOW I know why you asked that, Thorny.
Don't be upset. I remember the first time I was scared.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-21 08:40:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Because a poetry contest - without Nitty, is like a foot - without a big toe.
Orgasmatron won't always be here to be our 'big toe'
I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I hereby offer my leadership to this contest.
And let's all give a big hand to our newest, bestest friend - and big toe - Orgasmatron.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-21 08:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is nitty not also DQed then, if Shlongy is? I thought they were BOTH guilty of the alleged offense.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-21 08:20:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's be real, Shlongy - it's better that it turned out this way, right?
You were looking for controversey and you got it.
Your act would have become tired if it was repeated.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 07:51:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
See...you had people who didn't or wouldn't play...and you had Shlongy who DID play, albeit in his own unique, comical and controversial manner.
And you had the nerve to DQ him.
Fucking asshole.
PS. Poetry is gay. You are gaying up UberSite.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-21 05:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I HAD NO IDEA I WAS IN THIS
sorry dude.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-21 05:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-21 00:10:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm. Yes, look below.
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Are you trying to be a smartass here? Just wondering.
If not, good luck!
If you are, well, just go ahead and eat some glass shards.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-21 01:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so i guess ets kinda fucked me in that respect then, huh? perfect 2 rating without his emo ass. oh noes...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-21 00:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Forfeits: badassmofo, scourge, ampersand, Doodles, rad1101
DQ: Shlongy
I drew from the four opponents who were left w/o competitors - Sacrilicious, wardy, Susie_Derkins, and nitty - to determine ColeslawMurphy's Round 1 opponent.
That lucky user iiiiiiiiiiiis: Sacrilicious.
Since both Doodles and rad1101 forfeited, the loser w/ the highest rating will advance in their stead to ensure that an even # of competitors advance to Round 2.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-21 00:15:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
scourge- I'm sorry you couldn't post. I'd be honored if you let me read it sometime, though. I know it means a lot to you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-21 00:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I detest the idea of winning by default due to a forfeiture.
BADASSMOFO, I DEMAND YOU SHOW YOURSELF, SIR.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-21 00:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm. Yes, look below.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-21 00:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
With midnight come and gone, here's how we'll proceed:
Shlongy - admitting the post he wrote was not his own - is DQd.
I will place the names of the users whose competitors failed to submit a post in a hat and draw one at random for ColeslawMurphy to be paired with.
Voting will end 11:59PM Wed., 3/22.
Round 2 matchups posted 3/23.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-21 00:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ummmm
Look directly below your review maybe?
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-20 23:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In case someone forfeited (I hadn't tracked this whole thread):
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85588
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-20 23:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My concession speech:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1142866052414119228#1892995
I just couldn't get it done. Alos I scrolled down and saw that the deadline said EST. Not that the extra hour would have made much difference. I'd rather forfeit then post crap.
I'll post it later.
Or maybe I'll just email it to Sacrilicious.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-20 21:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So, everyone who can write decent poetry is a fag? Jump on it,
Shlongy.
O-man, are they DQed, or what?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 21:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
See...That's where I disagree, Thorny.
I don't think it's orgasMO's contest at all.
It's the 64 participants' contest..he's just running it for US.
He has no business making an arbitrary DQ on anyone, much less us.
He should let us have our battle - as silly (and hilarious) as our little scheme is, just like the rest of the head-to-head battles...and the winner - however the fuck that's judged (I never bothered to check that part out) moves on to the second round.
If we suck - our weaknesses will be exposed soon enough in a matchup against some poetry writing fag in a later round.
SEE???
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-20 21:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:17:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Thorns wants a free ride because he knows that either one of us would destroy him.
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No I don't. I'll take either of you on gladly, and to the victor goes MistressFist's cupcake.
I just think that a blatant violation of the rules calls for DQs. But Orjizzmo makes the final call, since it's his contest.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-20 21:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm trying it right now sir!
Why do you assume that I take this personally? Really? Is it just because you can laugh harder that way? I just like the bickering.
Oh well.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 20:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Pay close attention...Here's free tip number 1:
"Learn to laugh at yourself."
THAT should be easy.
You'll pop fewer blood vessels in your wideass noggin that way.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-20 20:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
Whatever you say Shlongy!
I only hope to learn from you, and aspire to one day be half the man you are. Please continue to show me the way.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 20:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's good to throw up the white flag when thoroughly defeated.
You may be smarter than I think.
You sure are wider than I thought.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-20 20:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Shlong! You always do just get me don't you? Nonstop, you are, every comment hits its mark dead center.
How could I have won against such keen wit? I'll never even try again.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:51:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
scourge - just submit your bank statements and post it under "comedy".
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's all good dude. the deadline doesn't mean shit to me. it's also cool if you can't get it done, i understand the shit goes down sometimes and the world needs to get saved and the garbage taken out before you can do the things you enjoy. that's why i kill people -- keeps distractions to a minimum.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:30:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know wardy.
I had an idea and a rough sketch. I'm having trouble with my computer connection at the hotel I'm staying at. My first rough draft was saved on my companies server. I had to remotely access to work on it. I went and was working on it this afternoon and lost my wireless connection. When I went back the changes weren't there.
I have the rough saved on my laptop hard drive now, but I won't post it the way it is. I don't want to forfeit, but it may happen.
This makes me feel rather shitty actually.
IF I DO get it done and post it, it will likely be late, late tonight.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The reviews here were comedic gold for all the wrong reasons.
Thank you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As long as he grovels- a LOT - he's welcome. I'm a fucking great host. And the garage fridge is always full of food...Omaha Steak and Bubba burgers, not to mention lots of beer. And soda for the pansyasses.
I don't REALLY hate everybody.
A lot of people....SURE - but not everyone.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so scourge, are you not submitting anything?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:14:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
ghola- All I need is a little warning and you're more than welcome to swing by. Everyone is welcome.
I mean, nitty did and I sure the fuck didn't invite HIM!
And he can attest that my bar may have more liquor on hand than many small taverns do, although he didn't partake - he was driving.
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simple catalyst and i now have plans to visit you in the near future.
you don't still hate him for the whole -2'ing all your posts thing do you?
heh.
we'll bring you the corpse of an undead bunny as offering.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:07:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, at least I finally agree with scoureg.
Of COURSE, I "won".
I'm Shlongy!
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Congratulations big guy!!!
I had faith that you'd win the day all along. I don't know what I was thinking to even try.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ghola- All I need is a little warning and you're more than welcome to swing by. Everyone is welcome.
I mean, nitty did and I sure the fuck didn't invite HIM!
And he can attest that my bar may have more liquor on hand than many small taverns do, although he didn't partake - he was driving.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"I'm gonna send you a nice fruit basket. "
Is that Ghostbusters???
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:34:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
BUT - the idea was TOTALLY Shlongy's. It was a well hatched plan that began over email and culminated while drinking beer in his front yard Thursday night.
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I want to drink beer in shlongy's front yard.
Every time I'm in that area I think.... that could be shlongy's house. He's got money. Maybe he could feed us.
Then I remember.
Yeah.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, at least I finally agree with scoureg.
Of COURSE, I "won".
I'm Shlongy!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This comment, on Method's Ubercon AC post, is the greatest thing your bent mind has ever conjured.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:59:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul and I would walk the runway, posturing like fags
I'd win 'cause we know his nature...up with the white flag
I'm gonna send you a nice fruit basket.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I called you sacrilicious. You weren't home.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Coleslaw, did you take my advice from the last post and cook something up in case anyone forfeited?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:52:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
That's what I say...Just let the ratings fall where they may and teh winner is that person who moves on.
That's fair...and that's actually the beauty of our posts. A simple rating let's the reader's determine who gets to proceed.
But for some reason, OrgasmoHitler is too blind, or just too stupid, selfish and power-hungry, to see it.
Our "bracket" is in actuality, the FAIREST of ALL the brackets
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whoa whoa whoa... shlongy, your comments of orgasmo and your declaration of being the "FAIREST" are borderline ets. you'd better watch yourself or i'm going to dive bomb your house with hang gliders for the next week.
orgasmo, i was just fucking around. shlongy is too, i'm sure. right shlongy? yeah, that's right, see? do whatever you want. what're they going to do? let's all go have some beer and pretzels.
hooray for love.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:31:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:22:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
As much as all this drama makes me hot in the panties and all, it'd be swell if y'all could limit the hate to the issue at hand, which is the competition. Please direct all non-FUPA related complaints here:
http://www2.ubersite.com/m/82824
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No need. He won the fight.
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Not by my tally, but whatever you say, scourge.
(p.s.- Your good sportsmanship has earned you a sacrilicious prize. Call me to claim it.)
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:33:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Nitty wrote it all. But I refuse to be disqualified, eliminated, ignore or insulted.
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Confirmed.
Yes, I did write the whole thing.
BUT - the idea was TOTALLY Shlongy's. It was a well hatched plan that began over email and culminated while drinking beer in his front yard Thursday night.
I feel the idea is worth at least 50% of the accolades.
nit
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:22:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
As much as all this drama makes me hot in the panties and all, it'd be swell if y'all could limit the hate to the issue at hand, which is the competition. Please direct all non-FUPA related complaints here:
http://www2.ubersite.com/m/82824
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No need. He won the fight.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus christ
'How I argue with people and get upset when someone picks on me?'
I don't get upset moron. I just find the grade school level insults you, a man in his 40s, throw around to be fucking incredibly stupid. If I needed to fight on that level I'd go start one with the neighbor kid. He's nine.
I truly do wash my hands of this now. You win BIG GUY.
Here's my concesion speech:
Yep, you got me pegged Shlong. In a nutshell man.
IN. A. NUTSHELL.
I tried so hard here to win approval...your opinion means so much to me. I'm wringing my hands together in dismay as I type this. Not sure how I'm accomplishing that, but I am.
I think I need some more devastation to get the idea through my head. All the fat you know?
Maybe you can make ridiculous comparisons to Bruce Villanch or call me ETS again? Those oh so great insults, great because they held so much truth, really put me in my internet place.
Oh wait, I know tell me I'm gay. That one always makes me cry.
Know what, nevermind. It won't be necessary. You've completely outmanned me on the internet already. You win man. You win.
Now puff up that little rooster chest of yours and crow big boy! Just let it out. You're an internet winner!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As much as all this drama makes me hot in the panties and all, it'd be swell if y'all could limit the hate to the issue at hand, which is the competition. Please direct all non-FUPA related complaints here:
http://www2.ubersite.com/m/82824
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
scourge- Just keep trying, son. You're succeeding. I'm starting to believe, through your constant whining, pleading, crying, convincing, cajoling, etc...that you really are cool.
I wish I was you!
I like how you argue with people and get upset when someone picks on you.
I bet you get red in the face sitting at your desk.
Then, you blow a little puft of bad air through your chubby ass cheeks and send everyone around your cubicle scattering like the cockroaches under your fridge when you turn on the light getting your nightly midnight snack.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why does everyone feel they need to make this as difficult as possible?
Schlongy, if you refuse to be disqualified, fine. Post whatever you want, your own work or someone else's. A collaboration or not.
Ogasmo, this is your competition, you make the rules whether people like/accept it or not. In the end you decide who moves on and who has won.
Everyone post whatever they want and people will react to it in their own way. So Schlongy you can keep posting and doing whatever you want and if in the end you believe you've won, then go right ahead and believe that. Orgasmo may not believe that and say someone else won, but that's not gonna change your mind, is it?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's the most fair because you posted someone else's work and now you want to be judged on it?
If, of course, you're being honest about that.
If you're interested in a popularity contest then put together something of your own.
Maybe everyone can submit blank posts and duke it out with hits and ratings, or maybe copy and paste someone else's post and go from there.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:53:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Show me a picure where I'm fat Shlongy. I have maybe eight/nine pounds I could lose, that's true. So do you, you admitted it in comments once. Hell, on that little flame me post of Methods you even made a disparaging remark about your own physical state. That flame post where you and Caul jumped at a chance to add meaning to your life by fucking with someone for absolutely no reason, you remember it..
Send Bank statements to you? Right, I'll get right on that. That would certainly be a wise thing for me to do. How about leaving your home address here so I can be sure it gets to the right place. That would make about as much sense
The same arguments you make about proof could be said about what you claim here Shlongy. I'm guessing you're bright enough to know that.
Prove that you're rolling in the dough. Prove to me that you worked in television for 7 years (how exciting for you. I care an awful lot). You can't do it by writing it here. Nothing written here counts as proof. It doesn't fucking mean much one way or the other either.
So we have something in common. People don't internet believe us. Huh.
I guess you and I are just about even up aren't we?
But you're still an internet troll who gets off on trying to piss people off; you've said how much happiness it brings you. That, my dear diminutive little bitch, makes you a fucking loser.
I guess I win.
I'm all done with this now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's what I say...Just let the ratings fall where they may and teh winner is that person who moves on.
That's fair...and that's actually the beauty of our posts. A simple rating let's the reader's determine who gets to proceed.
But for some reason, OrgasmoHitler is too blind, or just too stupid, selfish and power-hungry, to see it.
Our "bracket" is in actuality, the FAIREST of ALL the brackets.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We need to have a song contest. Here's my entry http://www.ubersite.com/m/85533
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you want confirmation, oragsmo? YOU WANT CONFIRMATION?!!??!!? i'll give you confirmation, you goddamned power hungry cock monger. i fucking hate you and everything about you, your silly name and your silly face.
yeah, i know i've never seen a damn picture of you. i've also never madeline albright's pussy but i know it exists and i know it ain't pretty, either. you make the connection, cunty mcgee.
i'm just kidding, nothing but love all on this end of the monitor. might i suggest something regarding the shlongy/nitty debacle? perhaps whoever has the highest rating at the end of the voting wins it? i mean, make it in to a popularity contest? i know i hate losing those, especially on the internet, which woe is me, happens all the damned time.
your partner in poetic justice,
wardy the purse-snatcher.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nitty, confirm this please. Quickly.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nitty wrote it all. But I refuse to be disqualified, eliminated, ignore or insulted.
OK, you can insult me if you want.
I will continue to submit my classic prose until I am CHAMPION NERD POETRY GEEK of UBERSITE and King of the world.
PS. scourge, I guess, and I know this from working in television for 7 years, I guess what they say is true - that the camera adds a few/30 lbs, eh?
You try too hard, Slim. If you really want to impress me, send me copies of your bank statements and an accounting of your net worth.
Because nothing else you threw out there did a fucking thing for me, Albert.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But, then I thought:
One of them should just lie and say they wrote the whole thing, get the other one to go along with it and forfeit, then...
I could be inserted into the forfeited spot, submit not even my best effort, and beat them easily to advance to the next round.
MUHAHAHAHA. Er, wait, did I just give away my plan?
Damnit!
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to suggest that, actually, based on nitty's admission of how it was written.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's all a matter of individual effort.
Did you, and you alone, write your post?
Did nitty, and nitty alone, write his?
No.
If you both want the disqualifications suspended then the both of you need to resubmit immediately, posting only the lines that you wrote. If it really went nitty/Shlongy/nitty/Shlongy, line by line, then you'll both have a broken, half-poem for the audience to read.
They won't make much sense, but at least you'd each have your own work.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:10:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oops. I answered the usual Shlongy gloatiing question trifecta.
Left out good looking and substituted money. Oh well.
As for good looking.... Beauty is in the eye and whatnot, right, you bastard child of Robert Englund and Woody Harrelson?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, you make me cry with laughter. A more pathetic old sack of shit I've never run across in all my life.
I'll take the bait, here are your answers:
1. Money- I make enough that when my son was born my wife was able to take off work for as long as she chooses. I sock a third of what I earn away into various investments still, while supporting three people on my salary. I own my home free and clear. Paid off. I'm 28. How about you Englund?
2. Broads, as you so eloquently refer to them- One. My wife. That's all I need.
3. As for being in shape?- 'let's just say that maybe, someday, we'll be at the same "ubercon".'
How's that do you, you fucking moron?
I think Shlongy has jumped the fucking shark. Pathetic, tantrum throwing bitch.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:00:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
scourge- remind me how good looking, how many broads you pull, and what kind of excellent shape you're in, again.
I forgot. And after looking at your picture, I need your "verbal" reassurance of all of those things.
Dipshit. Crawl back up High Voltages ass for a couple of hundred reviews.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:57:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:45:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't that the point behind a "contest"- the silly internet variety or not? Isn't the principle supposed to be fairness, even if the end result is some decent writing?
How is a grown man threatening someone over the internet with physical violence any "cooler"?
1) I never threatened anyone. I just inferred that it would suck, for some posters, if I was ever in the same general geographic location as they were. You never know what happens when "friends" get together for a cocktail or 12.
2) What's "unfair" about my post? Or nitty's? Explain to me how something is unfair.
We're matched up against EACH OTHER, you fucking imbeciles.
One of us wins, the other loses. What's so hard to understand about that?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:31:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Does High Voltage need a fucking tissue? Maybe you and ets - and your fucking boyfriend scourge, can get a room and tongue each others' asses.
I'll tell you what, you fucking crybaby.
If I'm disqualified, let's just say that maybe, someday, we'll be at the same "ubercon".
I'll leave it at that.
use your imagination.
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Don't bring me into this you pint sized little rooster bitch of a man.
I'd snap your sorry ass over my knee like the fucking twig you are you fucking nitty-cum guzzling sack of ass.
Piss off. Really man.
Go into a fucking internet threat rampage over THIS and you bash ETS, or anyone else (particularly me) for that matter, and you want to talk about people being whiney bitches?
You little fucking shitsmear...
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:47:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Rocky. Is there anything he can't solve?
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He never did solve that Rubiks cube....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're right, it is a silly internet contest.
However, it's still a competition - silly or otherwise - and as such there are rules.
You're above this. You know what the issue is here.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:48:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:41:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
The way that a person with ANY sense of coolness would respond would be to allow the critics to make their choice as to who moves on...and leave it at that.
Or, you can continue to act like a fucking baby.
Your call.
I always HATED that kid who would take his ball and go home in the middle of a game if everything didn't go his way.
I didn't have you pegged as that kid, orgasmo.
...but now that I know that you WERE that kid, I'd like to state for the record, that I used to beat that kid's ass about once a week for about 8 consecutive years back in the 60's and 70's.
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First off, I'm sure a guy as old as you is the goto guy for what is 'coolness'.
Second off, I'm sure you work for that kid now.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:45:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't that the point behind a "contest"- the silly internet variety or not? Isn't the principle supposed to be fairness, even if the end result is some decent writing?
How is a grown man threatening someone over the internet with physical violence any "cooler"?
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Competition is an American trait surely Shlongy/Nitty? Rising up, to the challenge, of your rival?
Rocky. Is there anything he can't solve?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't that the point behind a "contest"- the silly internet variety or not? Isn't the principle supposed to be fairness, even if the end result is some decent writing?
How is a grown man threatening someone over the internet with physical violence any "cooler"?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Crybaby huh?
"Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:17:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Let the fans speak out. "
I spoke.
You sucked.
End of story.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The way that a person with ANY sense of coolness would respond would be to allow the critics to make their choice as to who moves on...and leave it at that.
Or, you can continue to act like a fucking baby.
Your call.
I always HATED that kid who would take his ball and go home in the middle of a game if everything didn't go his way.
I didn't have you pegged as that kid, orgasmo.
...but now that I know that you WERE that kid, I'd like to state for the record, that I used to beat that kid's ass about once a week for about 8 consecutive years back in the 60's and 70's.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Disqualifications" on an silly internet contest...are you fucking kidding?
You can't be a real person. If you are, other than the opportunity to dump a drink on your chest, and then perhaps slapping you a few times in the face, there will never be a need for me to share any space with you in my lifetime. But yu never know when it could possibly happen.
Gee, I wonder how uncomfortable you're going to feel...especially when I start giving you shit.
We both wrote the poem, and it should be judged as so.
We sure didn't plagiarize.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha...I'm not disqualifying you because you're YOU, Shlongy.
You can't seriously expect me to think that you don't see anything wrong with the posts you and nitty offered or how they were written.
If anyone else did (or does) this, they'd be out (or will be out) too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Does High Voltage need a fucking tissue? Maybe you and ets - and your fucking boyfriend scourge, can get a room and tongue each others' asses.
I'll tell you what, you fucking crybaby.
If I'm disqualified, let's just say that maybe, someday, we'll be at the same "ubercon".
I'll leave it at that.
use your imagination.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Though *do* keep that collaboration of yours handy in case there's ever a call for Pairs Writing.
I'm sure you'd give Straub/King or Gaiman/Pratchett a run for their money.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's not get our panties in a twist when everyone knows the score here:
Everyone else submitted their own work.
You both submitted a joint piece.
Did you submit your own work?
No.
Did nitty submit his own work?
No.
Is that fair?
No.
Case closed, Harrelson.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Boot them.
This 'noob' can do what he wants in the contest HE is admin of.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck are you to make an executive decision to "disqualify" us?
Relative "noobs" can't disqualify anyone.
We both submitted poetry, which , quite frankly, beats the shit out of almost every entry in round one.
So what's the offence, here?
Let the fans speak out. No free ride for my next - or nitty's next - second round victim.
Thorns wants a free ride because he knows that either one of us would destroy him.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Axolotl: Big Butt Buck Butt Fuck Duck - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85402 (NSFW)
Circe: Sepia - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85350
simple_catalyst: Echelon Your Dreams - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85536
ghola: Why? - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85532
nitty: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85572 - DISQUALIFIED
Shlongy: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85571 - DISQUALIFIED
CaptainThorns: Maculation - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85303
goferforhire: Headlights - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85280
MyTeeOne: The Riddle - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85423
Sacrilicious: About a Boy - http://www2.ubersite.com/m/85538
Brdn_Nkd: Woman at the Window - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85353
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar: The Sun's Lullaby - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85278
Bubba2341: Unrequited - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85383
inion_de_trua: Things Done - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85476
HighVoltage900: Coat Hanger Lovin' - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85514
Susie_Derkins: The Spinster - http://ubersite.com/m/85356
ess-arr: Watch out for ess-arr, he just raised the bar - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85349
JMG114: A Girl I Knew - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85407
ripple: Untitled - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85314
Stagger_Lee: She Moves - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85281
wardy: Sweet baby beer drinking, lady bull riding... - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85555
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The Round 1 loser with the highest rating will advance to Round 2 and take the place of the winner of the Shlongy/nitty pairing.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Despite the shenanigans, I'm glad that this got you to blow your 100th post Shlong.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
In all fairness, I believe that I authored 50.9% of the poem in question.
But that .09% is neutralized by the beautiful job that nitty did with the photoshop of the pitcher in question, Penoz.
Are you telling me that you don't like Penoz? Could have fooled me.
So, what do I win?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Which is disappointing, becuase if the two of you did, in fact, do an exchange and worked a line at a time, you managed to make a ridiculous and, for the most part, metrically tight little poem.
I'd have rather seen what you both could do on your own.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron - can you disqualify BOTH of the fuckwits and give me a bye to round 3? PLEASE?!?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, you're both out then.
The loser from Round 1 with the highest rating will advance instead.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:57:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron - what did you think of Shlongy's (or my??) poetry skills?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wrote the first line.
Shlongy wrote the 2nd line.
I wrote the third line.
And so on. And so forth.
That's what I've been instructed to say under penalty of penoz.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:53:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I suggest a poetic booting. Write a poem for the occasion!
Check out you getting your discipline on!
Cane or bullwhip?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Then they're both gone.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:47:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course, if neither of you want to tell me then I'll just have to ax you both.
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What if they blame each other?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course, if neither of you want to tell me then I'll just have to ax you both.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy/nitty:
I'll be interested to find out which of you wrote that, so I can disqualify the other.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You Americans, with your double entendres and your "you're my wife now Dave."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Axolotl: Big Butt Buck Butt Fuck Duck - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85402 (NSFW)
Circe: Sepia - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85350
simple_catalyst: Echelon Your Dreams - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85536
ghola: Why? - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85532
CaptainThorns: Maculation - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85303
goferforhire: Headlights - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85280
MyTeeOne: The Riddle - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85423
Sacrilicious: About a Boy - http://www2.ubersite.com/m/85538
Brdn_Nkd: Woman at the Window - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85353
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar: The Sun's Lullaby - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85278
Bubba2341: Unrequited - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85383
inion_de_trua: Things Done - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85476
HighVoltage900: Coat Hanger Lovin' - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85514
Susie_Derkins: The Spinster - http://ubersite.com/m/85356
ess-arr: Watch out for ess-arr, he just raised the bar - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85349
JMG114: A Girl I Knew - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85407
ripple: Untitled - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85314
Stagger_Lee: She Moves - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85281
wardy: Sweet baby beer drinking, lady bull riding... - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85555
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked yours a lot, ghola.
Please rate mine fairly, I won't divorce you either way.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
also, wifey sub 3, your poem sucked much less than mine.
kudos.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:19:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
What'd you say about wanting a cream pie, Lish?
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Simple- you take a banana and some cream, stuff it into..
Oh. Right.
So, can I have some, O?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:07:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
No..definitely depraved.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:07:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean deprived.
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In the end I think they amount to the same thing.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:12:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would write another chapter in the Ghola review story but I am too....
NO! I WILL NOT BE AN EMO UBER USER AND SAY MY LIFE IS SUCKING SO HARD I LOST MY MUSE! I REFUSE!
I shit hardcore nails and eat babies mother fucker! MY LIFE IS GREAT! I am fucking awesome as cocaine!
I think I'll go fuck a bitch right now to show how kick ass I feel/am.
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goodluck with those nails.
i could probably put them in a pie for you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:23:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright...Im in.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85571
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmm warm apple pie?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What'd you say about wanting a cream pie, Lish?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would write another chapter in the Ghola review story but I am too....
NO! I WILL NOT BE AN EMO UBER USER AND SAY MY LIFE IS SUCKING SO HARD I LOST MY MUSE! I REFUSE!
I shit hardcore nails and eat babies mother fucker! MY LIFE IS GREAT! I am fucking awesome as cocaine!
I think I'll go fuck a bitch right now to show how kick ass I feel/am.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not sure if leprechauns have vaginas High Voltage. I think they breed by implanting eggs in pints of Caffreys.
mmmm Caffreys.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No..definitely depraved.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean deprived.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want sweet potato pie.
No, banana cream pie.
No..pecan.
No..definiely sweet potato pie.
This is hard.
ghola..help me. Writing poetry has left me depraved, as well.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you ever tried to keep a pie from a ninja leprechaun? It's impossible.
(INSERT GHOLA REVIEW STORY HERE)
HAHAHAHA! Man that story was funny. I can't believe she fit that man emu eggs inside her vagina!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghola, no pie for leprechauns. Them's the rules. Sorry.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:53:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
You can get pie, surely.
Just don't get all "I know I can have whatever I want" and, instead, accept the kind offer with a thanks and/or nipple tweak. All is well then.
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i am staring at the computer.
i should be keypunching payments from the drug dealers and whores that rent apartments from us.
instead i'm playing with the staple remover
and i accidentally pierced my skin a bit.
o well.
glah.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can get pie, surely.
Just don't get all "I know I can have whatever I want" and, instead, accept the kind offer with a thanks and/or nipple tweak. All is well then.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:41:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't get cocky.
No pumpkin for you.
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i gotta get something out of this frickin contest.
i say pie is the least i can ask for.
*weeps, realizes no one cares and wanders away to play with stray kittens*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't get cocky.
No pumpkin for you.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:38:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
You can have whatever you want, little one.
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i knew that, i think.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can have whatever you want, little one.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:29:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Email me your address, wife.
I'll have a fresh, hot apple pie shipped out immediately.
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can i have pumpkin?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:07:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
No pie for Ghola.
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Fuck you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:01:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I want pie.
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what kind?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:54:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:40:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Corn pie okay?
Or cow pie? How about a cow pie?
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no, i want good pie.
seriously.
you're a bad man.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Email me your address, wife.
I'll have a fresh, hot apple pie shipped out immediately.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No pie for Ghola.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I want pie.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:40:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
i've decided this competition is a win/win situation.
everyone that progresses to the next round owes me pie.
o how i love pie.
seriously.
pie or i hurt you.
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Corn pie okay?
Or cow pie? How about a cow pie?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i've decided this competition is a win/win situation.
everyone that progresses to the next round owes me pie.
o how i love pie.
seriously.
pie or i hurt you.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:21:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap, Sphaggy...you didn't even TRY. Thanks for handing me round one!
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Yeah, I thought I better at least post something, because we all know how crap forfeiting is, hey Shlongy?
I really don't like poetry, and the fact that I forget about it being due today didn't help either.
'twas good therapy, however.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DM are cool...Especially an older record, the "Do or Die" disc.
You'll also probably like "The Real MacKenzies", too.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:21:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap, Sphaggy...you didn't even TRY. Thanks for handing me round one!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:06:35 (#)
Ranking: -1
I hate pretty much everything.
PS. And everyone.
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I have actually started listening to the Dropkick Murphies as a result of you Shlongy. You are on my list of 'people I owe a +2 to in the near future.'
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I hate pretty much everything.
PS. And everyone.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:51:17 (#)
Ranking: -1
I need to use any advantages that I can.
I LOATHE poetry.
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You should hire Method's army of alters. They can put the hate on your opponents' posts so hard they will never recover.
I also like the way you loathe poetry, yet enter a competition based on it. Sorta like Sunderland Football Club playing in the premiership.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:53:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85561
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I need to use any advantages that I can.
I LOATHE poetry.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:35:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
If my opponent stiffs the contest - and there's a damn good chance of that happening since he may have landed in a Savannah, Georgia jail this past weekend - do I breeze into round 2 by forfeit?
Because I'm changing my mind on my "topic" as we speak.
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Shlongy, are you calling in favours to get your opponents imprisoned just prior to deadlines? If so, you deserve to win this competition just for your killer instincts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If my opponent stiffs the contest - and there's a damn good chance of that happening since he may have landed in a Savannah, Georgia jail this past weekend - do I breeze into round 2 by forfeit?
Because I'm changing my mind on my "topic" as we speak.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85555 -- giggity giggity!
oh, and pay no attention to ets if he trolls the post. he's just having a bad day or something.
your super friend,
wardy.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-20 10:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-20 09:33:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-20 08:28:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ignore the linked post below...NOT FUPA....
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I should think the post number gave that away, myself.
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Oh wow...didn't even notice it was that old.
Is this round over yet? Seems like it's been going on forever. :p
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 10:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm getting close...I'm up to the R's...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 10:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Axolotl: Big Butt Buck Butt Fuck Duck - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85402 (NSFW)
Circe: Sepia - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85350
simple_catalyst: Echelon Your Dreams - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85536
ghola: Why? - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85532
CaptainThorns: Maculation - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85303
goferforhire: Headlights - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85280
MyTeeOne: The Riddle - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85423
Sacrilicious: About a Boy - http://www2.ubersite.com/m/85538
Brdn_Nkd: Woman at the Window - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85353
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar: The Sun's Lullaby - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85278
Bubba2341: Unrequited - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85383
inion_de_trua: Things Done - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85476
HighVoltage900: Coat Hanger Lovin' - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85514
Susie_Derkins: The Spinster - http://ubersite.com/m/85356
ess-arr: Watch out for ess-arr, he just raised the bar - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85349
JMG114: A Girl I Knew - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85407
ripple: Untitled - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85314
Stagger_Lee: She Moves - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85281
wardy: Sweet baby beer drinking, lady bull riding... - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85555
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-20 09:33:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-20 08:28:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ignore the linked post below...NOT FUPA....
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I should think the post number gave that away, myself.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-20 08:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ignore the linked post below...NOT FUPA....
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Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-03-20 07:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28416
Winner?
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-20 01:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for having a contest
-1 for not including me
oh well...
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 01:02:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks orgasmo, i almost flipped shit. i'm having too much fun trolling on ets' post.
lots of love and such,
wardy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-20 00:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
These
Are
Due:
11:59
PM
EST
3.20
Monday
2006
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 00:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wait, do these have to be done by midnight? or do we have until the end of monday?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-19 23:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www2.ubersite.com/m/85538
~fin~
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-19 22:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-19 22:30:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-19 22:16:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually Stagger it is about 13.78 in Australian dollars.
You must work in the mines don't you?
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Way to take the funny out of me with facts. I haven't got a lot of funny, and you're sapping what little I have...
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Actually as a miner you would be doing all the sapping.
....You know...Sappers is an old Roman term for miners....Nevermind.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-19 22:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85536
"And all the poets started using verse,
and all the girls they rolled their eyes."
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-19 22:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-19 22:16:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually Stagger it is about 13.78 in Australian dollars.
You must work in the mines don't you?
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Way to take the funny out of me with facts. I haven't got a lot of funny, and you're sapping what little I have...
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-19 22:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually Stagger it is about 13.78 in Australian dollars.
You must work in the mines don't you?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-19 22:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-19 17:08:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
$10.00 to anyone who writes my entry for me.
$20.00 if it's orgasmatron
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CRAP! I only just saw this! I was too late! You know how much $10 US is down under? It's outrageous! I could've taken a week off work!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-19 18:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85532
ickglahfjajeiopa9o
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-19 17:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
$10.00 to anyone who writes my entry for me.
$20.00 if it's orgasmatron
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-18 23:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85514 - Coat hanger lovin'
It's a bit about love, a bit about loss of sorts.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-17 20:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-17 09:17:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-03-17 08:41:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I could have entered this.
Some good stuff so far, however I have not seen a single sonnet yet.
_________________________________________________________________
Stick around. . .
_________________________________________________________
There's a sonnet in me bonnet down in good old Dublin town.
Do you prefer Italian or English sonnets?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-17 19:06:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-03-17 08:41:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I could have entered this.
Some good stuff so far, however I have not seen a single sonnet yet.
Post stuff anyway. Put it under FUPA too. Sure you won't actually be IN the competition, but who cares?! Post anyway. That goes for everyone! POST POST POST!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Look and see.
They're already gone.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've got some m&ms in my pocket, ninja.
Take them....IF YOU DARE.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:44:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i just banked a fair amount of time reading and ranking everyone's entry.
please feed me cookies. i am sick and depraved.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:32:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola is my favorite Uber person this week.
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yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-17 13:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It took me days to get to everyone elses, deepy dear. I'll read yours today, promise.
I'm at lunch and trying to string a few lines together for a St. Pat's post. We'll see how that goes.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-17 13:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ya know i really want otron to read my poem and get my stupid approval pat on the head so i can go ok cool. or so he can make me cry and i'll go slit my throat with the staple remover.
poet guru, really, i'm hoping he hasn't failed to rate it just cuz he thinks it sucked that bad... god i'm such a fucking fag right now.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-17 13:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No but it was the last time I felt that wonderful tingling sensation called an erection.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-17 13:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Axolotl: Big Butt Buck Butt Fuck Duck - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85402 (NSFW)
Circe: Sepia - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85350
CaptainThorns: Maculation - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85303
goferforhire: Headlights - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85280
Brdn_Nkd: Woman at the Window - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85353
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar: The Sun's Lullaby - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85278
Bubba2341: Unrequited - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85383
inion_de_trua: Things Done - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85476
Susie_Derkins: The Spinster - http://ubersite.com/m/85356
ess-arr: Watch out for ess-arr, he just raised the bar - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85349
JMG114: A Girl I Knew - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85407
ripple: Untitled - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85314
Stagger_Lee: She Moves - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85281
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-17 12:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Um...... wow?
did you have rocky mountain oysters for dinner?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:48:29 (#)
Ranking: 1
wouldn't that have made you like, 11?
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That was the age when mommy cut off my testicles with garden clippers.
...Sometimes I miss them.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
wouldn't that have made you like, 11?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:45:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:18:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:07:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Make with the leprechaun camhore, ghola dear.
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i got no leprechaun stuffs.
body paint?
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With nothing else on but paint? That excites me in ways I have not felt since 1998.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Exactly
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:18:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:07:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Make with the leprechaun camhore, ghola dear.
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i got no leprechaun stuffs.
body paint?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola is my favorite Uber person this week.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Katy, it's worth trying. I actually liked yours, though I'm probably not a great judge in this as I also know little about poetry. Mainly I look at the story/message/statement and whether or not I could findit. basically I'm saying you should not quit, Follow CATAL's suggestion, I think I probably will.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm starting to really think it was a bad idea for me to attempt poetry. oh well. the more you know *little tv jingle*
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll beg for ratings too then go rate the other beggars posts <hint hint>
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85353
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:07:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Make with the leprechaun camhore, ghola dear.
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i got no leprechaun stuffs.
:(
bleh.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-17 10:58:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-17 10:55:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:44:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Will the random -2s be removed? I think I have 3 and that would change my rating quite a bit. Don't know if I end up ahead of catal or not, i think he might have one too. I will honor your decision either way.
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I want my -2's removed too, I didn't deserve them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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skate it off.
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Hey, ghola, throw me a rating, would you? As I told O-tron, any rating will do...just want to know what you think of it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Make with the leprechaun camhore, ghola dear.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
um i would just like mine to start being rated. lemme link whore again.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85476
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-17 10:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-17 10:55:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:44:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Will the random -2s be removed? I think I have 3 and that would change my rating quite a bit. Don't know if I end up ahead of catal or not, i think he might have one too. I will honor your decision either way.
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I want my -2's removed too, I didn't deserve them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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skate it off.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-17 10:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:44:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Will the random -2s be removed? I think I have 3 and that would change my rating quite a bit. Don't know if I end up ahead of catal or not, i think he might have one too. I will honor your decision either way.
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I want my -2's removed too, I didn't deserve them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-17 10:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you thought i was gonna forfeit didn't you? DIDN'T YOU!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-17 10:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey look ma no hands...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85476
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-17 10:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So, how many forfeits do you think, Orgasmajism?
Based on the current look of things, I'll say four.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-17 09:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Axolotl: Big Butt Buck Butt Fuck Duck - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85402 (NSFW)
Circe: Sepia - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85350
CaptainThorns: Maculation - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85303
goferforhire: Headlights - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85280
Brdn_Nkd: Woman at the Window - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85353
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar: The Sun's Lullaby - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85278
Bubba2341: Unrequited - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85383
Susie_Derkins: The Spinster - http://ubersite.com/m/85356
ess-arr: Watch out for ess-arr, he just raised the bar - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85349
JMG114: A Girl I Knew - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85407
ripple: Untitled - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85314
Stagger_Lee: She Moves - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85281
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-17 09:17:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-03-17 08:41:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I could have entered this.
Some good stuff so far, however I have not seen a single sonnet yet.
_________________________________________________________________
Stick around. . .
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-03-17 08:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I could have entered this.
Some good stuff so far, however I have not seen a single sonnet yet.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:23:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Poetry blows.
And yet, I'm STILL gonna emerge victorious.
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"Same old story, same old song and dance, my friend"
-Aerosmith-
The proof is in the Jism. . .
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Poetry blows.
And yet, I'm STILL gonna emerge victorious.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cool.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:00:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
One entry per competitor per round, designated appropriately in the post's title.
No takebacks, substitutions, edits, etc.
If you want to write and post other works during the week of that particular theme, be my guest. They all can't count towards the comp, though.
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Everting I does counts fer sometin.
(Don't you just hate moronic assholes?)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
One entry per competitor per round, designated appropriately in the post's title.
No takebacks, substitutions, edits, etc.
If you want to write and post other works during the week of that particular theme, be my guest. They all can't count towards the comp, though.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are we allowed to post multiple works in each round? Say we write like 2 or 3 poems for Death/Rebirth (and are still in the competition). Can we post them all as our entry, or is there a limit?
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85358 ... MY ENTRY
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:24:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-16 16:44:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
well you see that just goes to show how little I know about poetry because I never thought to count it out. I just wrote this listening to the flow in my head. If it worked ko for me then I went with it. It's funny because when I think about it I've written lyricsfor my band and those obviously had to fit a particular time but even then I didn't count em out I just listened to them in my head and rearranged till all was well.
Will there be rating adjustments? I don't care too much, but If adjusted and I won I would certainly take another stab at this.
* * * * *
First of all, I'm with you on al that meter stuff. To be honest I'd never really thought much about what meter meant when people said Rhyme & Meter. Anyway, I'm not gonna get into that.
Buyt my main point is that you should continue to post on the themese even if you don't go on each round. That's what I plan to do. Yeah, you won't be in the competition, but that doesn't matter much.
That goes for everyone. Continue to post poems even if you lose in the competition. This should be about poetry, not winning.
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A-fucking-men, CATAL. O-man is not the only one who can count beats and rhyme words.
YOU HEAR ME, BLUE-BOSS? I MAY BE ONLY THE HERALD, BUT I CAN RIME DA SLIME
AND STAY IN TIME!! BOOGADEE SHOE!!
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:24:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-16 16:44:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
well you see that just goes to show how little I know about poetry because I never thought to count it out. I just wrote this listening to the flow in my head. If it worked ko for me then I went with it. It's funny because when I think about it I've written lyricsfor my band and those obviously had to fit a particular time but even then I didn't count em out I just listened to them in my head and rearranged till all was well.
Will there be rating adjustments? I don't care too much, but If adjusted and I won I would certainly take another stab at this.
* * * * *
First of all, I'm with you on al that meter stuff. To be honest I'd never really thought much about what meter meant when people said Rhyme & Meter. Anyway, I'm not gonna get into that.
Buyt my main point is that you should continue to post on the themese even if you don't go on each round. That's what I plan to do. Yeah, you won't be in the competition, but that doesn't matter much.
That goes for everyone. Continue to post poems even if you lose in the competition. This should be about poetry, not winning.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:24:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-16 19:23:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
So, Mr. O, you don't care for abab rhyme schemes? Well, if I make it to
round 2 I might even use Rime Royal, just for you.
Although my basic question is: If Shlongy and Simple_Catsasshole don't
really like poetry, WHY THE FUCK DID THEY ENTER THE CONTEST??
Because this is America.
I don't like rednecks, either, but I still go eat and drink in Rib joints.
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You right, Joe, this be Amelica. But when you go into a Rib joint, do you
badmouth all the rednecks in the place? Doubtful, as you still walk, talk,
and have all your teeth. See the correlation?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-16 19:23:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
So, Mr. O, you don't care for abab rhyme schemes? Well, if I make it to
round 2 I might even use Rime Royal, just for you.
Although my basic question is: If Shlongy and Simple_Catsasshole don't
really like poetry, WHY THE FUCK DID THEY ENTER THE CONTEST??
Because this is America.
I don't like rednecks, either, but I still go eat and drink in Rib joints.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-16 19:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm all about the abab rhyme scheme, Blue.
I was just using it to explain my comments about beats and syllable counts is all.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-16 19:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So, Mr. O, you don't care for abab rhyme schemes? Well, if I make it to
round 2 I might even use Rime Royal, just for you.
Although my basic question is: If Shlongy and Simple_Catsasshole don't
really like poetry, WHY THE FUCK DID THEY ENTER THE CONTEST??
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-16 18:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-16 17:04:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Lyrics are a little different that way, I've found.
To read most songs written out on a page, you'd never really get how they would sound right if just spoken aloud as poetry. Then, bam, add a backbeat and you're golden.
I need to think about this rating thing tonight over some whiskey.
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You speak of ratings and beats and whiskey.
The whiskey will beat YOU. Bwahahaha!!
I often wear off my fingertips counting the beats per line. . .
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-16 17:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lyrics are a little different that way, I've found.
To read most songs written out on a page, you'd never really get how they would sound right if just spoken aloud as poetry. Then, bam, add a backbeat and you're golden.
I need to think about this rating thing tonight over some whiskey.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-16 16:44:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well you see that just goes to show how little I know about poetry because I never thought to count it out. I just wrote this listening to the flow in my head. If it worked ko for me then I went with it. It's funny because when I think about it I've written lyricsfor my band and those obviously had to fit a particular time but even then I didn't count em out I just listened to them in my head and rearranged till all was well.
Will there be rating adjustments? I don't care too much, but If adjusted and I won I would certainly take another stab at this.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-16 16:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:44:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
O, I played with the meter the best I could and thought I worked out most of the awkward spots, something in particular? I had an added restriction on what I could play with due to my cute trick.
What's wrong with verily? I am a book addict. I read at least a book a week, sometimes I have more than one going. I've been like this since I was very young. eventually your vocab grows when you read that much until you have retarded words like verisimilitude and valetudinarian at your disposal. why all the V words? I don't know that's what comes to mind.
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First, I was just kidding about the 'verily' thing.
Now, the meat: Did you use a particular form that I'm just not picking up on? By my count, the number of beats in each line are as follows: 15/16/14/18 11/16/13/16/15.
So...when I said that the meter doesn't work to the benefit of the rhyme scheme, I just meant that the lines don't flow evenly into each other to really drive those rhymes home, because they're unevenly paced. Tis all, sirrah, tis all.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:11:14 (#)
Ranking: 1
I find myself saying this a lot in these reviews - if you're going to have a rhyme scheme, try to make sure that the meter works to the benefit of the rhyme.
Short, but good. Cute trick there with the lettering, too.
Where'd you pull 'verily' out of?
:)
O, I played with the meter the best I could and thought I worked out most of the awkward spots, something in particular? I had an added restriction on what I could play with due to my cute trick.
What's wrong with verily? I am a book addict. I read at least a book a week, sometimes I have more than one going. I've been like this since I was very young. eventually your vocab grows when you read that much until you have retarded words like verisimilitude and valetudinarian at your disposal. why all the V words? I don't know that's what comes to mind.
Will the random -2s be removed? I think I have 3 and that would change my rating quite a bit. Don't know if I end up ahead of catal or not, i think he might have one too. I will honor your decision either way.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just fucking around CT. Of course I'll rate it according to quality.
But after the round closes I'll go and drive it way, way, way up the heat ladder though
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:02:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
I had promised Shlongy a multitude of +2s on his historic 100th post.
My dilemna is this: Do I keep my promise or carry on in the tradition of the contest and rate it according to quality?
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Fuck promises. That was before Herbert J. entered this contest. He's earned a fair and proper rating on its shlonginess.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you know the Shlong will earn his +2's, he always does... he earns alot of -2's too but thats not the debate...huh... im just glad im out...
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I must have had the best poem yet, I got a solid 0 from my boy Shlong... one of the few that saw my genius...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had promised Shlongy a multitude of +2s on his historic 100th post.
My dilemna is this: Do I keep my promise or carry on in the tradition of the contest and rate it according to quality?
I'd like a ruling on this one judges.
Which I will promptly ignore and still do whatever the hell I want to do. Which is as yet an undecided matter.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes that's right i'm trying to build anticipation. yes yes yes. my plan's working. it's not cuz i have no idea what to write at all. all about anticipation.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't wait until Monday or your submission will be ignored - as it should be - as the Uber masses congregate all over my 100th post, and then carry me away on their Uber shoulders for my post leads me to a landslide victory.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:59:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
...as fundamentally it's the same general idea behind getting a girl to ejaculte.
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Who cares if she ejaculates? Sex is all about the man.
Unless it involves two men....
....Then it's about the lynching afterwards.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...as fundamentally it's the same general idea behind getting a girl to ejaculte.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nothing wrong with letting the anticipation build inside the audience...
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm hoping I can make it in on time.
I know that sounds weird since the deadline is days away but fuck I have a lot of shit on my desk.
Post it whenever you want, I have just noticed that you like to submit your contest entries at the last possible moment.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:25:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Are you going serious or funny?"
"When are you going to submit your post?"
Mining for information, huh?
Would you like me to post mine before yours?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:21:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron are you going to wait till the last day to post yours?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85423
I'm in.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 10:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm finished with the "G"'s...
My little ditty will make "American Pie" read like a novella.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-16 10:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Axolotl: Big Butt Buck Butt Fuck Duck - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85402 (NSFW)
Circe: Sepia - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85350
CaptainThorns: Maculation - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85303
goferforhire: Headlights - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85280
Brdn_Nkd: Woman at the Window - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85353
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar: The Sun's Lullaby - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85278
Bubba2341: Unrequited - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85383
Susie_Derkins: The Spinster - http://ubersite.com/m/85356
ess-arr: Watch out for ess-arr, he just raised the bar - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85349
JMG114: A Girl I Knew - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85407
ripple: Untitled - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85314
Stagger_Lee: She Moves - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85281
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-03-16 09:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85407
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-16 09:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-16 07:49:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know about the rest of you, but Shlongy's self-confidence is somewhat nerve-tingling.
Could it be that our very own Herbert J. Shlongy is a master of writ?
Oh, wait, I meant to say "master of WRIST."
___________________________________________________________________
Shlongy's background sets him up to do lyrics, which sometimes
come across as good poetry. He exudes self-confidence in a four
word review. Bullshit talks, a good poem walks.
Shlongy: "Excuse me while I whip dis out...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-16 07:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know about the rest of you, but Shlongy's self-confidence is somewhat nerve-tingling.
Could it be that our very own Herbert J. Shlongy is a master of writ?
Oh, wait, I meant to say "master of WRIST."
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-16 07:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85402
That's mine. NSFW
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-15 19:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85383
Rip it up. . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-15 17:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-15 17:09:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you people THAT stiff that you think that just because I'm dropping -2's on the happy horseshit poetic efforts that I've been forced to read thus far today...that I will not contribute MY poetry to this silly "contest"?
Please, please...I cannot wait. If you think "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" is long and tedious...Hang onto your bootstraps.
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It's not the length of the banana that makes it sweet. . .
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-15 17:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm only up to the "d"'s and I'm on page 5 already.
I hope Monday is a slow day at work for the lot of you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-15 17:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I knew you were on pins and needles...Now you can rest easy at home tonight.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-15 17:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This brings great joy to my heart.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-15 17:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you people THAT stiff that you think that just because I'm dropping -2's on the happy horseshit poetic efforts that I've been forced to read thus far today...that I will not contribute MY poetry to this silly "contest"?
Please, please...I cannot wait. If you think "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" is long and tedious...Hang onto your bootstraps.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:41:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Though that reminds me:
SHLONGY, ARE YOU GOING TO COMPETE PROPERLY AND POST YOUR SUBMISSION UNDER YOUR OWN ACCOUNT?
I don't know how many more times I can ask this...
I'm sure we'll find out.
Yup- You toolsmokers are making me waste Post Number 100 on this, but I'm willing to do so. On Monday, March 20.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlong: Yep, 11:59 PM EST Monday 3/20.
Going to post it as you, or get disqualified for having someone else do it for you?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:43:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
orgasmo, did you read what i just wrote? i just want it to be clear that while glall and i were having a homogay time going down the front page, i don't want anyone's chances of moving on to be hurt by us fucking around. we really just like to lube up some times and play slip and slide down the basement stairs...
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If you're going to do this in the future, either take it somewhere else or rate with zeros.
I can't stop you from messing around on this site, but I can at least encourage you not to completely fuck with someone's rating for no reason.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:40:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:29:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Are we throwing out retard ratings like this?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:27:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs less poetry.
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Shlong- I know it's hard to resist, but this just causes a lot of unnecessary grief for a contest. Any chance you might consider refraining from it?
Chance? Not really.
Maybe, a remote one.
What is this, Cuba? Re-fucking-lax. It's a random negative integer. The Earth will continue to rotate and you'll ALL have your chance for revenge on Monday, March 20, when I post my entry.
And I am taking this contest very seriously, I might add. Let's just call this a "social experiment". In which most of you will fail.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:24:54 (#)
Ranking: 1
I like how Shlongy is in the competition, and he's still negative deucing on everyone's posts.
You think this will make it tough for Shlongy to emerge victorious? I don't.
On a side note, I will be very busy this weekend so I will NOT be posting my entry until deadline day - on March 20...Monday...right?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
orgasmo, did you read what i just wrote? i just want it to be clear that while glall and i were having a homogay time going down the front page, i don't want anyone's chances of moving on to be hurt by us fucking around. we really just like to lube up some times and play slip and slide down the basement stairs...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever...he clearly has no intention of letting me know how he plans on handling his post.
We'll just "have to see."
If he intends to avoid his 100th post, I'd like to give his spot to Coleslaw_Murphy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got 5 bucks says Shlongy will either forfeit or post a
ripoff version of "One, Two, Buckle My Shoe."
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:01:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
orgasmo -- don't count my ratings on todays poems. glall and i were doing some uber policing, things got carried away, and now i have nine stitches and a limp. not that the poems were very good anyways, probably a zero rating... but glall and i were doped up on smelling salts and candy, so on and so forth...
*kisses*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe my entry is second highest rated with a 1.41 rank.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-15 11:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know Bubba. No offense intended towards you. I was just playing off your review is all.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-15 11:35:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge, it was a rhyming joke. Take a doggie downer. . . :)
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-03-15 11:26:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://ubersite.com/m/85356 there it is with a solid -.033 rating already! Wheeee!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-15 11:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
were you talking to me O or bubba. I am cornfused.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-15 11:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-15 11:04:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Having a male PMS day, scourge?
Want to talk about it?
I have Midol and plenty of pads at my disposal.
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I'm in a shit mood. A fucking bad shitty demon evil kick a puppy mood. Every room I enter gets a little darker and colder the second my foot crosses the threshhold. This might be one of Matt's 'blow up' days. I'm glad I won't be here much after about noon because I might hurt peoples feelings today, don't want to do that.
Did you know that Uber people have feelings? It's true, some of them do. They're good for stomping on.
I just gave my accountant the finger and smiled. She's going to tell on me I think. I hate her as well as everyone else.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-15 11:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Disregard "Blue."
I saw the B in the username and thought it was Bubba2341.
A thousand apologies.
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Circe: Sepia - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85350
CaptainThorns: Maculation - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85303
goferforhire: Headlights - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85280
Brdn_Nkd: Woman at the Window - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85353
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar: The Sun's Lullaby - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85278
ess-arr: Watch out for ess-arr, he just raised the bar - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85349
ripple: Untitled - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85314
Stagger_Lee: She Moves - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85281
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-15 11:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was going to mention that I'd found your hidden message when I reviewed your post, Blue.
Look at you merging all sorts of elements in your post.
Having a male PMS day, scourge?
Want to talk about it?
I have Midol and plenty of pads at my disposal.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-15 11:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oops
Woman At The Window: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85353
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-15 11:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85353
this theme was crappy.
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Axolotl....I do not envy your match with Circe. That poem she wrote is quite possibly the best so far.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, due by 11:59PM (EST) Monday 3/20.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:29:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll have mine up by tomorrow.
It's to be done by March 20th, right? Circe scared me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to rate the current submissions today, Stag. Probably one after another, so I don't get all scatterbrained and forget which ones I've hit and which ones I haven't.
Just another reminder to everyone - it's your call whether you focus on Love or Loss, or whether you merge them together in your post. You don't have to use both of them when coming up with your submission...but, of course, it won't hurt anything if you do.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Care to throw me a review, O-Tron? Not bothered with the rating, just like to know what you thought, seeing as you're the resident poetry man.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Circe: Sepia - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85350
CaptainThorns: Maculation - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85303
goferforhire: Headlights - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85280
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar: The Sun's Lullaby - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85278
ess-arr: Watch out for ess-arr, he just raised the bar - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85349
ripple: Untitled - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85314
Stagger_Lee: She Moves - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85281
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-15 09:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bubba, don't call me a twat just because you're up in O's ass. That's just not very nice. I'm in an easygoing and abiding mood today and don't need the stress. I used up all my Uber energy yesterday.
Today, I wash my hands of all of you.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-15 09:28:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85349
and it begins...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 22:54:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, no, Lish...you see, the "whore" in the limerick is a representation of the wanton, loose existence that people in the modern era tolerate and, eventually, embrace.
These empty, thankless hours between work and sleep that we spend aimlessly looking for something that we'll never find. The fact that I am brought to orgasm by the whore suggests that it satisfies me, but the diseased facial that I give it underscores my lack of respect for it.
In other words, your virtue is safe. You are to be considered "intacta" until one of us submits a posts with pictures of red bedsheets.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-14 22:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Inion_De "little in the middle but you got much back"_trua:
C'mon, buttcheeks, post me a post,
give it a shot, give it your most,
post all the beauty I'm longing to see,
so I can just fart in glee...
For Bubba, make it a winner,
for O-man make it just sing,
for Shlong dude, he doesn't matter,
just so it smells like an anal ring.....
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-14 20:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The O and Scourge have always fought,
The one a poet, one a twat,
We read their words and watch them snivel,
And all in all 'tis none but drivel
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-14 20:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait..
Did you just call me a whore?
*flees, begins postulancy*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 20:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"A pox on his house" scourgey shouted
Wiping tears from his eyes as he pouted
Herpes fell upon O
A foul load did he blow
And the whore's face, diseased, was well grouted.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 18:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:36:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sacrilicious is officially creeped out.
She's choosing between remaining part of her reigning trifecta with a certain poet and a ninja, or fleeing to a nunnery.
===
Fine.
Leave then.
Go on.
Get out.
I'm serious.
Reigning trifecta? Haha, that mincing boy hungry pedophile poet only rules in the land of nipple clamps and cheap hookers named Ginger. A pox on his house and a pox on his head.
The ninja is still alright in my book.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck that. If people don't like poetry, let 'em eat shit. And
that's a direct quote from Marie Antoinette. . .
Ima goan write it, post it, and send word to kiss my ass.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Writing GOOD poetry is difficult, even for O-man. The reception of
the pieces submitted thus far makes me wonder why I should even try :(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Round 1 FUPA Entries:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stagger_Lee: She Moves - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85281
goferforhire: Headlights - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85280
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar: The Sun's Lullaby - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85278
CaptainThorns: Maculation - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85303
ripple: Untitled - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85314
I'll start arranging these by pairs once more people start submitting.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it bad form to camp on Licious's FUPA post and to threaten all openly male uber users with a beating should they harm the woman I would marry?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:31:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron are you submitting something funny or serious?
---
Which one would crush your spirit the hardest, Valiant?
Kidding. I'll probably go serious for most of these.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:36:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sacrilicious is officially creeped out.
She's choosing between remaining part of her reigning trifecta with a certain poet and a ninja, or fleeing to a nunnery.
---
No fair - you know I can't cross holy ground!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sacrilicious is officially creeped out.
She's choosing between remaining part of her reigning trifecta with a certain poet and a ninja, or fleeing to a nunnery.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:31:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron are you submitting something funny or serious?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:29:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She quit responding to me. She's serious. This will mark my first ever usage of an emoticon.
:(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:12:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:02:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:53:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
You and I can start a 12 Step Sacrilicious Recovery Program redskies. Together we can heal the wounds.
Unless she responds to my begging and takes me back in which case you're on your own chief.
---
Does one of the steps involve going to her favourite drinking holes and slipping things into her drinks?
---
I don't see why it couldn't.
---
Excellent. Now we just wait until she finds this and either gets thoroughly creeped out, or incredibly flattered
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:02:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:53:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
You and I can start a 12 Step Sacrilicious Recovery Program redskies. Together we can heal the wounds.
Unless she responds to my begging and takes me back in which case you're on your own chief.
---
Does one of the steps involve going to her favourite drinking holes and slipping things into her drinks?
---
I don't see why it couldn't.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:05:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Round 1 FUPA Entries:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stagger_Lee: She Moves - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85281
goferforhire: Headlights - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85280
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar: The Sun's Lullaby - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85278
CaptainThorns: Maculation - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85303
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:53:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
You and I can start a 12 Step Sacrilicious Recovery Program redskies. Together we can heal the wounds.
Unless she responds to my begging and takes me back in which case you're on your own chief.
---
Does one of the steps involve going to her favourite drinking holes and slipping things into her drinks?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You and I can start a 12 Step Sacrilicious Recovery Program redskies. Together we can heal the wounds.
Unless she responds to my begging and takes me back in which case you're on your own chief.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:37:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sacrilicious- Whats good for the goose isn't good for the gander my dear? You string all the boys along here and I'm just supposed to watch? Knowing their dirty minds have been thinking about you, their dirty voices talking to you?
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!! DON'T LEAVE ME, PLEASE BABY PLEASE.
---
^
|
|
One of the those boys she has strung along
*weeps*
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:37:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sacrilicious- Whats good for the goose isn't good for the gander my dear? You string all the boys along here and I'm just supposed to watch? Knowing their dirty minds have been thinking about you, their dirty voices talking to you?
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!! DON'T LEAVE ME, PLEASE BABY PLEASE.
----
God damn it scourge quit being a bitch on her period and take intiative!
Go to her village, kill all the males and burn their crops! Then kidnap her and take her home to be your love slave!
Jesus am I the only male left here?!?!
STOP WITH THE BEGGING AND FEELINGS!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sacrilicious- Whats good for the goose isn't good for the gander my dear? You string all the boys along here and I'm just supposed to watch? Knowing their dirty minds have been thinking about you, their dirty voices talking to you?
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!! DON'T LEAVE ME, PLEASE BABY PLEASE.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ghey buttsecks eh? when i was wandering around the gayvn part of the show all i was thinking was wow i wish i was a man so all these hot guys would do me in the ass.
and O, ya just seemed a little, defeated. forlorn, no wait not forlorn, definitely at the end of some fuse. but a small fuse. you seem cheerier now, i guess you finally got to unload.
um yeah. i'd like to say i think before i speak but then i'd be a liar, and even when i say/write things like that and catch myself i just think to myself "at least it's honest."
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She doesn't have my coat! MyTee does! He slept with it!
NO
I DON'T ACCEPT THAT. NOT AT ALL. I NEED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats why you never return my emails anymore. I'm going to cry now. Seriously, I'm logging off and leaving
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He knows I loved him. Once.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:15:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
whoops, I meant this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85148#1882889
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DAMN IT LICIOUS YOU FAILED TO BREAK UP IN THE PROPER UBER FORMAT!
Observe:
To scourge,
I don't love you and I never will.
Sorry.
~Tim (I MEAN SACRILICIOUS!)
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Getting heated is a- overrated and b- very easy
don't sweat it
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whoops, I meant this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85148#1882889
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
scourge- clearly you missed my dear john.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=20860
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
inion: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85248#1883469
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Never mind here Lish.
Go here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85294
It's a meeting of the UberSuperBestestFriendsForeverBecauseWeAllLikeTehGheyButtsecks Club Version2006
Circle Jerkers forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+2 for all my smoochies!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What in the hell is going on up in here?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah high but the second heated one had a fairly innocuous title. actually if anything looking at the title would cause people to not touch it, but it was a low heat kinda day.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It was "cumdumpster"
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
not you katy. You're my favorite person in the world who works in the porn industry.
I'm going to out someone as being the spoiler of UberSuperBestestFriends Forever Club Version2006. They know who they are...
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:57:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
all the fault of....
i have boobies and wrote about sex?
----
That first one was because you had "cum guzzling slut" in the title.
Or something.
I definitely remember getting horny reading the title.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
giggle giggle Circle Jerk +2 forever OMG
I <3 all you guys. In the butts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QQQQQQQQQQQ!!
HOORAY FOR US!!
UberSuperBestestFriends Club Forever!!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
all the fault of....
i have boobies and wrote about sex?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:48:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
And I love you katy, and all my other fellow circle jerkers as well. My post got to heated on the simple fact that the title contained the word "buttsecks." Plain and simple. Almost 9000 hits for that alone.
Christ, I wish my fiction got that kind of attention.
I have it figured out though. It's all the fault of
Nevermind, I'll out that Uber conspiracy theory at a later date.
----
OH MY GOD YOU KNOW ABOUT THE POLAR BEAR CONSPIRACY TOO!
I mean uh....
....
....
Nothing.
I didn't say anything.
Everyone drink the water like it is just regular water. No need to worry here.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And I love you katy, and all my other fellow circle jerkers as well. My post got to heated on the simple fact that the title contained the word "buttsecks." Plain and simple. Almost 9000 hits for that alone.
Christ, I wish my fiction got that kind of attention.
I have it figured out though. It's all the fault of
Nevermind, I'll out that Uber conspiracy theory at a later date.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i thought it was hilarious that my first post got on heated, and then a fiction i did got on heated. scourge don't worry, we still love you.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like how Shlongy is in the competition, and he's still negative deucing on everyone's posts.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:55:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
That would be here, Ax: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85248#1881450
====
RE: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85248#1881450
I am severely disappointed that Circle Jerk Team version 2006 has only put ONE of my posts onto heated. EVER. Get with the fucking program guys or I'm taking the crackers and going the fuck home.
To jerk off.
Alone.
On a cracker.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy's ratings don't matter. He'll -2 every entry so it will all even out on its own.
Hey, at least its feedback, right?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:03:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to point out that there are very few good rhymes for the word "love." Don't make the same mistake I did, hint hint, those of you yet to post.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:59:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
accidently bleach the batman logo out of your lucky undies?
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Holy fuck it pisses me off when people do that.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:59:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
O - are you pregnant? you seem a little agitated lately. bad day? someone piss in your coffee? accidently bleach the batman logo out of your lucky undies? what gives?
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How do you mean, throatums?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no problems with sliding Colonel Coleslaw into round 2 in the event of a forfeit...as I'm quite sure, as you say, that there will be several *cough cough SHLONGY cough*.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:41:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't see how you could throw out ratings at all, think of the can of worms you are opening.
Everyone of these posts will get ratings like that...the undertaking of calculating ratings would be immense.
You start a contest, with no real guidelines...about a style that is not popular with uber...and you expect something great?
-----------------------------
mofo makes a good point. It all kind of evened out in the end for Shamrock and Ubertines, so I suppose I'll retract my earlier statement.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
O - are you pregnant? you seem a little agitated lately. bad day? someone piss in your coffee? accidently bleach the batman logo out of your lucky undies? what gives?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh damnit, man. I'm really, really, really sorry.
Can you write something for the comp anyway, to hold on reserve? I have a feeling we're going to see some forfeits this round. I'd be more than willing to slide you in in place of someone that drops out, if that's the case.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I said I was in, and before the deadline: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84915#1871637
(I even started that string of haikus)
I guess I should've kept closer watch on the entries post, to correct my being left out. Ah well. Next time I 'spose.
- It's Just As Well, For All of You -
I'm the type of guy,
who brings a poem
to a gun fight
Then wins the battle,
wins some friends
and calls it a night
So I thought
And hoped to be proved right,
That it'd be easier
to bring a poem to a poem fight
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope no one minds that I don't rhyme when I write poetry.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Though that reminds me:
SHLONGY, ARE YOU GOING TO COMPETE PROPERLY AND POST YOUR SUBMISSION UNDER YOUR OWN ACCOUNT?
I don't know how many more times I can ask this...
I'm sure we'll find out.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't see how you could throw out ratings at all, think of the can of worms you are opening.
Everyone of these posts will get ratings like that...the undertaking of calculating ratings would be immense.
You start a contest, with no real guidelines...about a style that is not popular with uber...and you expect something great?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:29:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Are we throwing out retard ratings like this?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:27:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs less poetry.
=========
Shlong- I know it's hard to resist, but this just causes a lot of unnecessary grief for a contest. Any chance you might consider refraining from it?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I should think so.
So nice to see the competitors taking this seriously.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:29:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are we throwing out retard ratings like this?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:27:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs less poetry.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
O - that link made me die a little inside. But thanks to the wonders of Colonix, I soon shat it out. And all is right with the world!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That would be here, Ax: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85248#1881450
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 Circle-Jerk!
I have read somewhere that you, me, Scourge, HV, Doodles, Thorns and some others are in a self-masturbatory circlejerkular cycle. Celebration!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:08:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
I was expecting more of your fighting spirit.
Now it won't make the kill as sweet, and the chase won't be better than the catch.
*sobs openly*
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AH HA YOU FOOL! I WILL CRUSH YOU WHILE YOU SOB AND CRY! YOUR DEATH WILL BE HER....
...Uh...
I mean yeah. I'm not even going to submit something. Just enter your name with a blank submission and that should be fine to win since I will not submit.
.....
And while you're at it, lull yourself into a sense of security.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:28:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
O - that was evil.
===
HAHAHAHA
That's one of his favorites. I don't click on that at all. It looks like the guy shit up his intestines. Foul. Still not as all out nasty as TubGirl.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was expecting more of your fighting spirit.
Now it won't make the kill as sweet, and the chase won't be better than the catch.
*sobs openly*
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:47:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:33:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 09:57:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
I may not do so well in this contest.
----
At least you aren't up against the guy who MADE THE CONEST yet.
---
And has a score to settle.
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Orgasmatron I hope you understand I have no illusions about my chances of winning.
...Of course my chance is 100% but you know...
No seriously, fighting a guy in his home court? I will make sure you have to try and then disappear into oblivion.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have two ideas...do I go for the funny redneck song or the emo shit?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUPA Round 1 - Maculation: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85303
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:33:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 09:57:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
I may not do so well in this contest.
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At least you aren't up against the guy who MADE THE CONEST yet.
---
And has a score to settle.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-14 03:01:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck I hope this counts as poetry.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85281
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Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-03-14 01:56:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85280
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Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-14 01:51:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85278
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I'm totally bumping everyone's linkwhores up.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 09:57:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
I may not do so well in this contest.
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At least you aren't up against the guy who MADE THE CONEST yet.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What? I was just 'doing' the advice instead of simply 'telling' it.
Hey, as long as it helps one person out there, right? Then it's worth it.
HONK.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
O - that was evil.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:06:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-14 09:40:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't entered mine yet, but how do I linkwhore it here?
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Go into the post you want to linkwhore to
Highlight the address in the address bar
Copy and paste it where you want to linkwhore from
Fin.
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Yeah, it's just like copying and pasting a link from any other website in a reply to this post.
For instance: http://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-14 09:40:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't entered mine yet, but how do I linkwhore it here?
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Go into the post you want to linkwhore to
Highlight the address in the address bar
Copy and paste it where you want to linkwhore from
Fin.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-14 09:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sacrilicious, you warm my heart. Thanks for the message, I just got it.
I was scarce because I was still on the road. I came home early the night of the storm as a surprise to my wife. I had to travel back up early the nexty morning and came back home last night.
I may not do so well in this contest.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-14 09:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
go me... yeah blackberry licious. which btw doesn't taste very good the second day around when you're burping up a whole bottle. oof. probably good my boss is gonna be late and i can recover in her absence wrapped in the warm embrace of uber. or something.
and bubba who said i'm skinny? baby got back yo. shake that money maker.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-14 09:40:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't entered mine yet, but how do I linkwhore it here?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-14 09:38:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 08:08:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a calculated risk...get in the door early-early, and see what happens, or take time and wait a bit.
We'll see how this pans out.
Overachievers.
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It was no calculated risk...I just decided to write it today and get it out of the way.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-14 09:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like I'm gonna have to hope ripple posts something truly awful. Come on, ripple, whaddya say? Take one for me?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 09:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And no, that is NOT my entry. :p
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 09:06:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore can
Love is all that I can give to you
Love is more than just a game for two
Two in love can make it
Take my heart and please don't break it
Love was made for me and you
L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore can
Love is all that I can give to you
Love is more than just a game for two
Two in love can make it
Take my heart and please don't break it
Love was made for me and you
Love was made for me and you
Love was made for me and you
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 08:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Some people are a little anxious.
(Honk)
I still need to finish my Shamrock Open entry.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-14 08:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just go rate it, I can't stand the suspense.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 08:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a calculated risk...get in the door early-early, and see what happens, or take time and wait a bit.
We'll see how this pans out.
Overachievers.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 08:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap, three entries out the door already?
We've got some premature elaborators in here.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-14 03:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck I hope this counts as poetry.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85281
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-03-14 01:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85280
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-14 01:51:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85278
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 01:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Aaaaaaaaand it seems we already have a submission.
CATAL, post your link here when time allows. I'll do it tomorrow otherwise.
Everyone - feel free to link back to this when you submit your post, but don't feel like you have to. So long as you reply here with the link to your post, everything'll be golden.
(I'll take care of it if you don't, though...so, no worries).
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-14 01:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, this was pretty damn good.
Props for being the first one out the gate, too. That's some chutzpah.
You should also link TO this post FROM the competition page.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-14 00:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo, Onion_da_Tuna, I thoroughly intend to stomp yer skinny little ass. :)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 23:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Raises hand*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 23:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Now..........who wants a mustache ride?
<HONK>
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 23:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, deeps...that's just how the drawing went.
No harm was meant in the random drawing.
You don't have to go all happy-go-lucky with love, you know. You DO have loss to use as inspiration, too.
That reminds me of something I wanted to remind everyone of -- just because there's a pair of themes for each round does in no way mean that you have to make sure your piece involves both of them.
The first round posts don't have to be about both love and loss. Make of one a springboard for your piece...or both, if you really want to. It's your call.
Just wanted to make that clear.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 22:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You alright there, Katy? What flavor schnapps? That's important to your mood sometimes. I prefer peppermint.
I have a feeling you'll be fine, girl. And if loss feels more cathartic to write about, you have that, too.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-13 21:51:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
btw... thanks for putting love first... dick. couldn't warm up to it, nooooo just had to cold cock me with LOVE. asshole. i reiterate, ASSHOLE.
eh, don't mind me. that final day of judgment on round 1 marks the year point of me being back in ct and far far away from my shitty marriage. did i mention i hate love? god dammit where's the topic "genitalia?"
um, good luck everyoen, 'im going back to my schnaaps. ya know, it'a amzing how good i did through the firs thafl of this rview and then i fuck this sentence up like a donkey does a mexican hooker. i ruel.
shcnapps. schanpps. schnapps. just had to see how many times it'td take me to get that out right. fuckin germans and their schchshchshhscs.
that is all.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-13 21:41:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
um probably good i saw this eventually.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-03-13 21:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
a job well done is warranted since this took some time and effort to organize
please include me in the next contest you host
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-13 20:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna go and fondle my wifes bottom now.
Good night bitchs.
Sacrilicious, I love you wifey. Lets talk this week.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-13 20:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The voice is similar. Maybe it was just the phone sexing quality to it. (this is a joke. Sacrilicious doesn't phone sex for free, 1-900-SNOBALL doesn't let them freelance)
I'm still waiting on an origami themed message.
wardy = not a chance sonny.
Sphagnum, I circle jerk with no one. I just hold the cracker. For you to eat when everyone else is done. My fingers are sticky. Yuck.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 20:53:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-13 20:45:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
On another note I think Hilarity is Sacrilicious. Same voice. I have voicemails to compare at my office and on my cell.
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Good to hear you're OK, Matt.
And if I had any alters, I'd make sure that consecutive heated post went under my account, not my alter's. I thought my voice was rather distinct. THANKS FOR SAYING I SOUND LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!
*cuts*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-13 20:47:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
Mine are sore today still.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-13 20:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah Lish, I'm good. Family is good. My brother has a swimming pool where his basement was and a new open air plan in his home due to natures removal of his windows and a door.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-13 20:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha
I accused Stagger of being O and now he's accused of being me. What a beautiful thing. I've been on the road, that's why no scourgey today.
On another note I think Hilarity is Sacrilicious. Same voice. I have voicemails to compare at my office and on my cell.
Capt. Thanks for the offer, but I got off free in the storm, minus some tree limbs. I'm going to be doing some volunteering in the areas that got hit bad myself though.
I may get together with you and MyTee next weekend depending on the timeframe.
I'm going to be working in the barrio. I hope I get shanked by a twelve year old Hispanic boy named Jesus. OOOhh hispanic whores are going to be there too!!! And lowriders!
Yippee!!!
wardy, prepare to die.
I gotta go write my Shamrock final and my weekend adventures post.
Anyone got an idea for me on the Shamrock? I guess I'll be writing blind. sigh
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 20:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I made O swear on his first born that he was sincere in his random drawing. Odd as some of the pairs are, I believe him because if he lied to me I'd set him on fire. Then, he does regularly cast spells, so who knows. scourge- I was worried- see how we invoked your name below. Is all OK?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-13 20:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Without reading any comment I'm calling bullshit on the randomness of some of these pairings.
ghola and her familiar?
Orgasmatron and his partial undoer in the Shamrock?
Herbert J and his bride?
Hmmmm...
I'll finish reading now.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 18:31:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, you fuckers have been busy haven't you?
153 reviews?
Did you ever give a reply to your posting situation, Shlongy Harrelson, or are you just going to avoid it?
I should have totally made an alter to participate in this.
<HONK>
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 18:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 18:09:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Stagger- I do not believe you are an alter.
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How convenient...
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-13 18:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"One of us is a cigar stand --
And one of us is a lovely blue incandescent guillotine
The edge of creation is blurred and blushed
Not a lot of room to grow inside this leather terrarium
People of the bay -- it is excruciatingly gray
Face the front when he comes for you
Type slowly
Cherish your memorized weakness
Fashioned from a manifesto -- lady, I am no futurist
I'm my only critic, i"
-Malkamus
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-13 18:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
tever.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 18:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:06:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
.' `~--...._
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. .' .
. .' I NEVER `. .
. . LIKED YOU SHUT UP . .
. . .. .' FATSO . .
. . ( ) . ` .. . .
. `. ~~ .' ` ( ) . .
. .': `._ _.' `. "" .' .
. . . """"" `.__ _.'`. .
. `-.. . ~~~ : . .
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^ Just because it deserves more attention.
Stagger- I do not believe you are an alter.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-13 18:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:20:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:15:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:09:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:06:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this going to be based on the positive/negative reviews you receive?
That's stupid, if it is.
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As opposed to what, how many pancakes people eat while reading your post?
Yes, we're going to stick with the rating system used for the last handful of writing comps.
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Um, in case you haven't noticed, the ratings system is flawed in a million different ways.
I know that you, ghola, HV900, bubba, doodles, scourge, axolotl and thorns all get together and circle-jerk each others posts onto most heated, but that's not the way this cesspool always works.
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I +2 people who write good posts.
Bubba never posts, I have never given doodles a +2 in his short Uber career. Thorns works hard to make songs so I deem that +2 worthy. I don't even read axolotl (no offense man, but way too many series) ghola writes well and so does O-man and scourge (even though scourge is a penis muncher).
If you write poorly I will rate you poorly, that has always been my style.
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Da fuck ya mean I never post, dipstick? I've got the same number of posts out there
as you have. They're under my real name. Bob Udell.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-13 17:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't you fuckers EVER work? :)
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-13 17:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
also, O, really nice bracket chart thing-ee.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 16:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 16:02:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:51:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
I SAID UNDER 5 PAGES YOU EPILEPTIC WHORE!
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You know, that was slightly under 1000 words.
In my day, sonny, we used to read whole books. Honest to god books. From beginning to end.
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I don't have time to read books at work do I now?
That's when I play game boy and kill interns.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-13 16:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:18:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Leave it to badassmofo to start all this alter shit and then run out on us.
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never gone...always watching
Orasmatron, you can thank me later for your heat.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-13 16:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it was me, myteeone, scourge, and hilarity_ensues. It was a great time. I'm gonna try to post some pictures tomorrow and maybe a little recount of my adventure to meet some of my imaginary friends.
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I'd like to see those.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 16:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 16:02:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:51:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
I SAID UNDER 5 PAGES YOU EPILEPTIC WHORE!
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You know, that was slightly under 1000 words.
In my day, sonny, we used to read whole books. Honest to god books. From beginning to end.
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I recently finished reading Atlas Shrugged. A beast of a book at +1000 pages, but well worth it.
Okay kiddies, I'm outta here for the day...gotta go get a LOF done on the car. Play nice while I'm gone, and no more heat, mmmkay?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 16:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:51:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
I SAID UNDER 5 PAGES YOU EPILEPTIC WHORE!
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You know, that was slightly under 1000 words.
In my day, sonny, we used to read whole books. Honest to god books. From beginning to end.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 16:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stagger I have now shot a load of sticky HV rating onto your most recent post.
Have a nice day!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:10:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:00:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF?
i have to write against my alter in the first round? the ghey?
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If I lose to you, I'm going to have to do away with you, dear alter.
Can't have myself feeling inadequate because my alter is better than the real me.
What?
++++
a little furry black creature told me it'd be ok regardless of the outcome.
</honk>
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Voltage, behold the linkwhore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85219
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:39:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:35:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, right now, let's do it:
Vote if you think I'm an alter or not.
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I'll retract my earlier stake and say no...because I have faith that you write with too much intelligence to be an alter. Everyone knows that alters are only good for stirring shit.
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Very sensible Thorny. You have justified your decision clearly. You can point to this later and show that you were justified in your thoughts. We could maybe make a small wager?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it was me, myteeone, scourge, and hilarity_ensues. It was a great time. I'm gonna try to post some pictures tomorrow and maybe a little recount of my adventure to meet some of my imaginary friends.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:39:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:35:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, right now, let's do it:
Vote if you think I'm an alter or not.
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I'll retract my earlier stake and say no...because I have faith that you write with too much intelligence to be an alter. Everyone knows that alters are only good for stirring shit.
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ARE YOU SAYING I AM NOT INTELLIGENT AND I....uh....I mean uh....
Yeah.
I agree.
>.>(SHIFTY EYES)
<.<(SHIFTY EYES)
What?
Stagger I would go back but you have so many series and I don't have a lot of time. Write something under 5 pages for god sake and post it at a time when I am sitting at my desk, not several hours before.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:35:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, right now, let's do it:
Vote if you think I'm an alter or not.
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I'll retract my earlier stake and say no...because I have faith that you write with too much intelligence to be an alter. Everyone knows that alters are only good for stirring shit.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:38:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So read my posts, Voltage.
</self promotion>
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:35:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, right now, let's do it:
Vote if you think I'm an alter or not.
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HONK!
I don't know you well enough to judge that. If you would like we can go on a nice night on the town to get to know one another.
...Honk.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:35:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, right now, let's do it:
Vote if you think I'm an alter or not
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Definitely not an alter. Absolutely not. Honest. Promise.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:34:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:32:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:26:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorns. I am highly disappointed that you were unable to attend this weekend's festivities cause I can't come down next week. You are planning on going in July though RIGHT?
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I will be at the 'con in July come hell or high water though (hell being my wife hogtieing me to the bed and forcing me to stay home, but that's a different story).
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Hog tying huh? Sounds like a nice evening at home in the Thorns house hold.
(Honk)
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If you only KNEW about her nipples....
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, right now, let's do it:
Vote if you think I'm an alter or not.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:32:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:26:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorns. I am highly disappointed that you were unable to attend this weekend's festivities cause I can't come down next week. You are planning on going in July though RIGHT?
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I will be at the 'con in July come hell or high water though (hell being my wife hogtieing me to the bed and forcing me to stay home, but that's a different story).
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Hog tying huh? Sounds like a nice evening at home in the Thorns house hold.
(Honk)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:26:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorns. I am highly disappointed that you were unable to attend this weekend's festivities cause I can't come down next week. You are planning on going in July though RIGHT?
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I was disappointed too that I couldn't come up to Chi-Town last weekend. Sucks too that you can't be there this coming Saturday when I will be there. Who was there besides you and scourge?
I will be at the 'con in July come hell or high water though (hell being my wife hogtieing me to the bed and forcing me to stay home, but that's a different story).
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ORGASMATRON IS A SHIT FACED CUM GUZZLING LOSER (HONK) WHO I WILL KILL WITH MY LAZER BEAMZ!
LAZER BEAMZ MOTHER FUCKER!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:30:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't like Cheerios. Ergo YOU don't like Cheerios. Sorry Stagger.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bmitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:26:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:24:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lordy lordy I just want to live. WON'T YOU LET ME LIVE?
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NOT UNLESS YOU GIVE ME ALL YOUR CHEERIOS!
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As a real live person, I need those for eating.
O-Tron must be LOVING the reviews and shit this is getting.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorns. I am highly disappointed that you were unable to attend this weekend's festivities cause I can't come down next week. You are planning on going in July though RIGHT?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:24:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lordy lordy I just want to live. WON'T YOU LET ME LIVE?
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NOT UNLESS YOU GIVE ME ALL YOUR CHEERIOS!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:24:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lordy lordy I just want to live. WON'T YOU LET ME LIVE?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How is it that this fucking post is NUMBER TWO on Most Heated and my Method rap isn't even TOUCHING the list?!?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:23:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:20:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:18:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Leave it to badassmofo to start all this alter shit and then run out on us.
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Seriously everyone. Stagger_Lee is not my alter. He's a real living breathing person with needs, wants and desires. Like Pinocchio, he just wants to be a real boy.
==============================================================
They said the same thing about WillZone...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:18:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Leave it to badassmofo to start all this alter shit and then run out on us.
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Seriously everyone. Stagger_Lee is not my alter. He's a real living breathing person with needs, wants and desires. Like Pinocchio, he just wants to be a real boy.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:00:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I came home early to surprise my wife, even though I have to head back up today and go back again next weekend. She was surprised. It was rather nice.
The second surprise came when the supercell dropped down a couple tornadoes on Springfield. The first at 8:30 last night mmediately followed by some more. The second wave came through at around 2:30. Half my town still doesn't have power, no people injured, BUT tons of property damage. My power was out from 9 until about 5 this morning. Twas a beautiful thing.
WalMart got all fucked up so that was sweet.
Spending the night in a hallway with a restless one year old and another full grown human didn't make for the best sleeping conditions.
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scourge don't you know that you are the rain god? And that the clouds are just trying to lovingly shower you with their finest water?
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:03:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:01:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel Like I'm going up against Bart Jr. I hope popularity has nothing to do with who wins...
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Your match up is one I am looking forward to watching.
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yes, little do you know that I am Shakespeare's great great great great great great great great great great great great great Half-Nephew- in law.
I inherited all of his never seen before works...
Bwahahahaha Bwahahahahaha....
Ah shit I'm dead.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Leave it to badassmofo to start all this alter shit and then run out on us.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay guys I am going to let you in on a secret.
....I am Urbane.
Damn you Vulva for betraying my trust! Only you were supposed to look at the picture and tell me if that was how I masturbated with my canned-ham sized hands!
(Honk)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:00:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I came home early to surprise my wife, even though I have to head back up today and go back again next weekend. She was surprised. It was rather nice.
The second surprise came when the supercell dropped down a couple tornadoes on Springfield. The first at 8:30 last night mmediately followed by some more. The second wave came through at around 2:30. Half my town still doesn't have power, no people injured, BUT tons of property damage. My power was out from 9 until about 5 this morning. Twas a beautiful thing.
WalMart got all fucked up so that was sweet.
Spending the night in a hallway with a restless one year old and another full grown human didn't make for the best sleeping conditions.
--------------------------------------------
That tornado shit missed my town by about 10 miles. We got an assbucket full of rain though. Sorry to hear about the power and damage troubles.
I can lift heavy things if you need a hand with cleanup.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BOLLOCKS!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:13:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:12:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, fuck. I'm gonna have to go wake a friend up to convice me I exist for real.
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Now I know he isn't real.
Uberusers don't have friends!
(Honk)
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I do too have friends! We play catch the boomerang.
HONK HONK!!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:12:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, fuck. I'm gonna have to go wake a friend up to convice me I exist for real.
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Now I know he isn't real.
Uberusers don't have friends!
(Honk)
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ubmitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:10:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:00:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF?
i have to write against my alter in the first round? the ghey?
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If I lose to you, I'm going to have to do away with you, dear alter.
Can't have myself feeling inadequate because my alter is better than the real me.
What?
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Oh, fuck. I'm gonna have to go wake a friend up to convice me I exist for real.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:00:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF?
i have to write against my alter in the first round? the ghey?
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If I lose to you, I'm going to have to do away with you, dear alter.
Can't have myself feeling inadequate because my alter is better than the real me.
What?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:00:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:55:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am now thoroughly convinced I am an alter.
I mean, how could I not be?
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Aren't you though?
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This is like that time that my psychiatrist told me I was Jewish for 6 months. I got circumsized and everything.
Then he told me it was all a practical joke.
But I have a feeling this one is true. I MUST be an alter.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, in the name of someone else's god, won't the madness end?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF?
i have to write against my alter in the first round? the ghey?
++++
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:04:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and another +2 for the filename.
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:55:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am now thoroughly convinced I am an alter.
I mean, how could I not be?
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Aren't you though?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SOMEONE TELL ME WHO'S ALTER I AM!
I NEED IDENTITY!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:59:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.newcastleunited.com.au/
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:55:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am now thoroughly convinced I am an alter.
I mean, how could I not be?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:55:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:55:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember what happened to "Legion?" The swine, the cliff, etc. . . .
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Moved to Australia.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember what happened to "Legion?" The swine, the cliff, etc. . . .
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:52:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't give a flying fuck if all 27 of you are alters. I'm not.
If I win, I win. If I lose, somebody's gonna die. . .
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You'll never defeat me Bubba! We are legion, for we are many!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't give a flying fuck if all 27 of you are alters. I'm not.
If I win, I win. If I lose, somebody's gonna die. . .
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah yes - the loss of Alan Shearer. My hero for years. But, you'd know that wouldn't you?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't shout at yourself, I'll do it for you.
BASTARD! ENJOY YOUR NEXT SHEARER-LESS SEASON!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:50:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's the wonder of the double bluff. Even now people think I'm just shouting at myself!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:49:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Then who would invent such a flimsy pretext? Don't make me kick your ass like Man Utd did over the weekend....
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NO ONE BELIEVES YOU'RE REAL STAGGER! YOU'RE JUST A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION! WHO WOULD INVENT A MAN UTD FAN FROM AUSTRALIA??? It makes no sense.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear to god, geordie, I'm going to eat your heart.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M HURTING MY OWN FEELINGS!!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHUT UP GEORDIE BASTARD!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok Brk-Nkd - email sent
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:38:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How quick am I at switching accounts? Nearly Method speed!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
email me stagger: brdn_nkd.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stagger is definitely not Scourge. Honest.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:25:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
im confused as fuck now.
+2 to everyone.
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Me too. There's no place like home, no place like home....
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That we Arrrrr Stagger
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:00:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I came home early to surprise my wife, even though I have to head back up today and go back again next weekend. She was surprised. It was rather nice.
The second surprise came when the supercell dropped down a couple tornadoes on Springfield. The first at 8:30 last night mmediately followed by some more. The second wave came through at around 2:30. Half my town still doesn't have power, no people injured, BUT tons of property damage. My power was out from 9 until about 5 this morning. Twas a beautiful thing.
WalMart got all fucked up so that was sweet.
Spending the night in a hallway with a restless one year old and another full grown human didn't make for the best sleeping conditions.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
im confused as fuck now.
+2 to everyone.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, right, you're talking about scourge being scarce. Never mind that, then.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:21:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddammit, I'm right here.
Who do I remind you of, Brdn?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe we are, Brdn. I didn't know about the tornado..hope all is OK. Haven't e-mailed since yesterday.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh, ok. yeah. yes he has been scarce.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:08:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:54:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know Stagger, you keep saying things like "Arrr, fuck off. I'm a real boy." that remind an awful lot of someone I met this weekend.
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Speaking of which, this boy is scarce today, no?
Haha, I think he mentioned you two had talked. or I am just completely confused cause everyone's feeding the fire. his town took some major tornado damage, we on the same page?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:14:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Sorry -i've been busy
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STOP DOING THAT, JAKE!
I was talking about scourge.
Everyone knows you're my alter, red.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whooopppps.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:08:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:54:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know Stagger, you keep saying things like "Arrr, fuck off. I'm a real boy." that remind an awful lot of someone I met this weekend.
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Speaking of which, this boy is scarce today, no?
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Sorry -i've been busy
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:54:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know Stagger, you keep saying things like "Arrr, fuck off. I'm a real boy." that remind an awful lot of someone I met this weekend.
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Speaking of which, this boy is scarce today, no?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:01:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel Like I'm going up against Bart Jr. I hope popularity has nothing to do with who wins...
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Your match up is one I am looking forward to watching.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:01:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:57:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
You didn't think I'd enter this competition under my real account do you? No, my alter... I mean NOT MY ALTER can do battle for me.
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I don't think you are helping Jake.
-Dave
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel Like I'm going up against Bart Jr. I hope popularity has nothing to do with who wins...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:54:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know Stagger, you keep saying things like "Arrr, fuck off. I'm a real boy." that remind an awful lot of someone I met this weekend.
==========
Was it Captain Morgan, because I was just thinking the same thing because we hung out friday and into the wee hours of sunday
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:49:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:39:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:31:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I cannot reveal alters, its against the code or something
-----------------------------------------------------------
Perhaps because they are YOUR alters, mofo? :)
My powers of forensic deduction say that the alters are: Shlongy, Sphagnum, Stagger_Lee.
Are we placing bets?
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Arrr, fuck off. I'm a real boy.
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You didn't think I'd enter this competition under my real account do you? No, my alter... I mean NOT MY ALTER can do battle for me.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know Stagger, you keep saying things like "Arrr, fuck off. I'm a real boy." that remind an awful lot of someone I met this weekend.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'Tis a real shame that there's no way to prove/disprove alters.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:53:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
not my alters, i have a hard enough time competing with 1 entry in these contests...much less 4 or 5
wait...?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Honk Honk mother fucker. Sphag, if you are a person who has regular followers who -2 you can be at a disadvantage. In my comps I have always been willing to adjust for that but every time there's been a question I've done the retally to find that it changed nothing.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:39:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:31:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I cannot reveal alters, its against the code or something
-----------------------------------------------------------
Perhaps because they are YOUR alters, mofo? :)
My powers of forensic deduction say that the alters are: Shlongy, Sphagnum, Stagger_Lee.
Are we placing bets?
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Arrr, fuck off. I'm a real boy.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JMG? Poetry what the... when did I sign up for this? was I drunk?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't really read...well ANY of stagger_lee's stuff. But he seemed too comfortable too quickly into his Uber career.
I would not be surprised if he was an alter of someone else.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*bet.
This post is fucking annoying me.
Enjoy the circle-jerk, wankers.
20th March it is.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fact is there could be as many as 5 alters here
not that it matters but i'm sure it'll spark some conversation
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm prepared to be money on that..
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:31:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I cannot reveal alters, its against the code or something
-----------------------------------------------------------
Perhaps because they are YOUR alters, mofo? :)
My powers of forensic deduction say that the alters are: Shlongy, Sphagnum, Stagger_Lee.
Are we placing bets?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:31:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I cannot reveal alters, its against the code or something
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Badass- you'd probably know better than me. But, there are 2 pairs here that people joke about being alters, but I know as fact are not. Not sure the third pair you speak of, though. I wonder if you're referring to the same.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy - I don't want you to miss this in the chaos that this post is becoming:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85248#1881448
Your thoughts?
Why didn't someone say anything about the alters earlier, before this was posted?
It's not like the list of competitors wasn't available.
I don't want anyone to have an unfair advantage.
Anyway, I'm off kiddies. Have an off-site work function for the rest of the afternoon.
Enjoy the post, and the replying...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I cannot reveal alters, its against the code or something
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:16:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:13:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:11:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:08:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sfagnum's drunk, Sfagnum's drunk
That homosexual British punk
He likes to party hardy, but
Into his hair I shoot my spunk
"Whatcha doing?" he asks quick
I grab a chainsaw, mighty slick
I cut off his tiny dick
The amount of blood surely is sick
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Stupid n00b still doesn't know where I'm from.
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Noob? After ten months I'm still a noob? Lord, Spaggy, I don't know what to do with you.
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If, after 10 months, you still think I'm British, then yes, you're still a n00b.
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Ah, the litmus test of Ubernoobage! If you don't know what Sphagnum is, HOW CAN YOU BE PART OF THIS SITE?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:15:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nitty vs Shlongy could be quite entertaining.
-Dave
I guarantee that this matchup will be "quite entertaining".
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
First Uber Poetry extrAvaganza
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And what does FUPA stand for again?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:25:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:22:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
I count 3 alters.
2 of which have their regular username in the competition too.
fuckers.
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Who are they?
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Yea. Who?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:25:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:22:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
I count 3 alters.
2 of which have their regular username in the competition too.
fuckers.
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Who are they?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In all honesty, I entered this just to submit some poetry and not have it shit all over right away.
I do not think I will beat you Orgasmatron. Because even though I enjoy writing poetry more, I think I am better at writing prose.
(p.s. Honk)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:22:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
I count 3 alters.
2 of which have their regular username in the competition too.
fuckers.
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Who are they?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Love/loss? Oh lordy, lordy, I never roam again. This is gonna chew me up and spit me out.
I have no idea who ripple is (no offense) so I don't even know what to expect.
Send a ham to my widow. Ghola, write me a story when I'm dead. Make 'em cry.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NERDFIGHT!!!!!!!
(honk)
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I count 3 alters.
2 of which have their regular username in the competition too.
fuckers.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:15:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:09:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:06:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this going to be based on the positive/negative reviews you receive?
That's stupid, if it is.
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As opposed to what, how many pancakes people eat while reading your post?
Yes, we're going to stick with the rating system used for the last handful of writing comps.
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Um, in case you haven't noticed, the ratings system is flawed in a million different ways.
I know that you, ghola, HV900, bubba, doodles, scourge, axolotl and thorns all get together and circle-jerk each others posts onto most heated, but that's not the way this cesspool always works.
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I +2 people who write good posts.
Bubba never posts, I have never given doodles a +2 in his short Uber career. Thorns works hard to make songs so I deem that +2 worthy. I don't even read axolotl (no offense man, but way too many series) ghola writes well and so does O-man and scourge (even though scourge is a penis muncher).
If you write poorly I will rate you poorly, that has always been my style.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh, who cares. I'm going to get whipped anyway.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES!!!! YES!!!!
I COULD NOT FACE YOU IN THE SHAMROCK OPEN, BUT I WILL FACE YOU HERE!
I think the battle between us will be so stupendous we should just declare the winner of that the overall winner. Since all other battles will pale in comparison.
Now what is poetry? It's some kind of bus right?
(Honk)
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:13:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:11:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:08:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sfagnum's drunk, Sfagnum's drunk
That homosexual British punk
He likes to party hardy, but
Into his hair I shoot my spunk
"Whatcha doing?" he asks quick
I grab a chainsaw, mighty slick
I cut off his tiny dick
The amount of blood surely is sick
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Stupid n00b still doesn't know where I'm from.
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Noob? After ten months I'm still a noob? Lord, Spaggy, I don't know what to do with you.
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If, after 10 months, you still think I'm British, then yes, you're still a n00b.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:15:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:09:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:06:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this going to be based on the positive/negative reviews you receive?
That's stupid, if it is.
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As opposed to what, how many pancakes people eat while reading your post?
Yes, we're going to stick with the rating system used for the last handful of writing comps.
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Um, in case you haven't noticed, the ratings system is flawed in a million different ways.
I know that you, ghola, HV900, bubba, doodles, scourge, axolotl and thorns all get together and circle-jerk each others posts onto most heated, but that's not the way this cesspool always works.
There are some people in here who are distinctly advantaged by that system and there are people who are at a huge disadvantage.
Your a nerdlinger, think up a better way to do it.
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Feel free to suggest an alternative.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think your matchup is the one I'm most interested in, ghola.
I need to find a spot on my wall to hang Voltage's pageboy scalp once I slice it off next week...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:15:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:09:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:06:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this going to be based on the positive/negative reviews you receive?
That's stupid, if it is.
---
As opposed to what, how many pancakes people eat while reading your post?
Yes, we're going to stick with the rating system used for the last handful of writing comps.
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Um, in case you haven't noticed, the ratings system is flawed in a million different ways.
I know that you, ghola, HV900, bubba, doodles, scourge, axolotl and thorns all get together and circle-jerk each others posts onto most heated, but that's not the way this cesspool always works.
There are some people in here who are distinctly advantaged by that system and there are people who are at a huge disadvantage.
Your a nerdlinger, think up a better way to do it.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nitty vs Shlongy could be quite entertaining.
-Dave
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:09:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
If the winner is judges based on reviews, what the fuck chance does Shlongy have?
Have you dipshits seen his lifetime rating?
I'm not worried though- my talent will shine through.
...although I'll be dipped in shit if you think I'm wasting post number 100 on THIS. I'll have someone post it for me under my AKA.
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I'm going to insist that you post it under your account, Shlongy. Just to ensure fairness.
Hope you understand.
Guess you can either spit out a 100th post before next Monday, forfeit, or submit this as your 100th.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:13:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i have to write against simple catalyst?!?!?
Bwahahahahhaha.
Bwahaha ha. ha. ha.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:11:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:08:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sfagnum's drunk, Sfagnum's drunk
That homosexual British punk
He likes to party hardy, but
Into his hair I shoot my spunk
"Whatcha doing?" he asks quick
I grab a chainsaw, mighty slick
I cut off his tiny dick
The amount of blood surely is sick
------
Stupid n00b still doesn't know where I'm from.
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Noob? After ten months I'm still a noob? Lord, Spaggy, I don't know what to do with you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The other comps have worked out fine with this system, assuming you can rate fairly and not consistently spam posts with -2/no comments, etc.
Like some people.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:08:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sfagnum's drunk, Sfagnum's drunk
That homosexual British punk
He likes to party hardy, but
Into his hair I shoot my spunk
"Whatcha doing?" he asks quick
I grab a chainsaw, mighty slick
I cut off his tiny dick
The amount of blood surely is sick
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Stupid n00b still doesn't know where I'm from.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If the winner is judges based on reviews, what the fuck chance does Shlongy have?
Have you dipshits seen his lifetime rating?
I'm not worried though- my talent will shine through.
...although I'll be dipped in shit if you think I'm wasting post number 100 on THIS. I'll have someone post it for me under my AKA.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:06:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this going to be based on the positive/negative reviews you receive?
That's stupid, if it is.
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As opposed to what, how many pancakes people eat while reading your post?
Yes, we're going to stick with the rating system used for the last handful of writing comps.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm gonna make an early prediction here:
Circe for the win.
You heard it here first.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sfagnum's drunk, Sfagnum's drunk
That homosexual British punk
He likes to party hardy, but
Into his hair I shoot my spunk
"Whatcha doing?" he asks quick
I grab a chainsaw, mighty slick
I cut off his tiny dick
The amount of blood surely is sick
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:07:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll kill that fag I'm matched up against.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It was supposed to be two nipples arguing with one another.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:06:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this going to be based on the positive/negative reviews you receive?
That's stupid, if it is.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKING A
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gobble, gobble, beak and wottle
Into your ass stick a bottle
Twist it 'round until it breaks
Out of your ass glass shards shake!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
.' `~--...._
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. .' .
. .' I NEVER `. .
. . LIKED YOU SHUT UP . .
. . .. .' FATSO . .
. . ( ) . ` .. . .
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. `-.. . ~~~ : . .
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't even remeber signing up for this thing.
I must've been drunk.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apollo has a massive head, massive head, massive head
Apollo has a massive head
It's gigantic
Rape him until he is dead, he is dead, he is dead
Rape him until he is dead
You see, I planned it
Mmmm! I like baking bread, baking bread, baking bread
While Shlongy likes giving head
I'm not a fan of it
...
WEEP
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and another +2 for the filename.
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will be surprised if there aren't at least 3 forfeits during the comp, with this many participants. Someone's bound to forget or not have time.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:59:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, O-Man:
IMA KEEL YOU FOR PUTTING ME IN THE SAME BRACKET AS GHOLA AND CIRCE, JUST LIKE SHAMROCK! :p
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No worries. As mentioned above, the brackets don't feed into one another.
Round 2 will have random drawings, same as Round 1. I just wanted to create a bracket, because that's what the cool kids are all doing these days.
And yes, there are a LOT of people up in here. I'm very, very surprised.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My rape slaves bring all the rape to the yard
And they're like, Rape rape rape rape rape
Damn right, rape rape rape rape rape
I could rape you, but I'd have to rape
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:01:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really like the way you've organized this, O. The themes up front are helpful. Thanks for doing this.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm boned.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And good Lord there's a lot of people in this comp.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Emus are grey
Menses are red
Shlongy is gay
I raped him in bed!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, O-Man:
IMA KEEL YOU FOR PUTTING ME IN THE SAME BRACKET AS GHOLA AND CIRCE, JUST LIKE SHAMROCK! :p
But, at least I'm not the one stuck against Mr. High-"Suck-my-all-powerful-writing-dick-and-weep"-Voltage900. Good luck with THAT! (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Sphagnum: prepare to be obliterated.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, I'll throw the match.
See how easy that was?
One of the advantages of mood-altering medications is you just don't care about anything!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:56:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My very first original poem - coincidentally about fucking - got me in hot water in the 7th grade with my English teacher.
Actually, moreso with my mom - when she came in for the conference, my teacher said, "Dave *could* be the next Robert Frost, if he learns to reroute his thinking."
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:55:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:53:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Axolotl, you poor foolish boy... I've been nailing rhyme and meter to the fucking wall since before you were weaned, kiddo.
You're going to lose. Just try and do it gracefully, mmkay?
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weeps
Gracefully? I don't know the meaning. I will -2 EVARY one of your posts and hate you for ever and ever and ever and cry myself to sleep every night for the next ten years, gasping for air through my intense, heartwrenching sobs and asking why, why wasn't I able to beat Circe? And then I will die.
The end.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Axolotl, you poor foolish boy... I've been nailing rhyme and meter to the fucking wall since before you were weaned, kiddo.
You're going to lose. Just try and do it gracefully, mmkay?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for letting me slip in under the wire
I think I'll like this because I don't have to worry nearly as much about my punctuation.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe it's just w/ my broswer then. No matter.
Voltage, dear Voltage...I'm'a take pleasure in guttin' you, boy.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:46:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
What white space of doom? what are you talking about? what did i miss? WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THE GOOD STUFF?
..Axolotl, huh?
.....Should be fun. This is the closest we ever had to a poetry contest before: http://www.ubersite.com/m/57743
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Prepare to be defeated, Circe!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:46:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What white space of doom? what are you talking about? what did i miss? WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THE GOOD STUFF?
..Axolotl, huh?
.....Should be fun. This is the closest we ever had to a poetry contest before: http://www.ubersite.com/m/57743
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Coolsville Daddy-o
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 12:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Son of a.......
Forget it. I'm not reposting again and fucking someone else off the front page.
Deal with the white space of doom.
You have my apologies.