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Phone Sex Toplists (1050 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.75 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <webmaster.at.phonesexleaderboard.com> (View user info) at 2006-03-13 13:13:53 EST


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User Reviews


Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-03-14 02:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you thank you thank you!!! After fruitless attmpts to get my cyberwhores to call me on the phone.....(I think they're all guys, really) and reading bathroom stall after bathroom stall, I have finally found the holy mecca of phone sex lines!!!! As if the bazillion ads I get in my monthly porn mags and my e-mails weren't enough!


People like you should have your hands stapled to your dick for making me hit this.

Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2006-03-14 02:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

phones are sexy. mmmmmmmmmm phones...

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-14 02:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How did THIS fucker get through?

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-14 02:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think I'll try for human interaction, loser.

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-03-13 19:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-13 18:15:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

why would i want to fuck a phone?

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HA HA +0 for this comment alone. I don't even rate ads because, hell, what's the point? is this guy gonna stick around Uber to read all of he -2DIES we give him

Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-13 19:24:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Do I get a discount for mentioning this ad?

Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-03-13 19:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

booooooooo

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-13 18:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

why would i want to fuck a phone?

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-13 17:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

THIS POST GAVE ME THE CLAP!

Y HELO THAR BUTSECKS?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-13 16:51:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ooh phone sex! The 1980s!

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-13 16:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


have fun!

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-03-13 16:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i need to bookmrk this one. thx

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-13 16:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nice. Now I don't have to open my email for Spam.

Hey Bart...what's up man?

Submitted by pizdets (user info) at 2006-03-13 16:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

B@W

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Get knotted, toe-cheese.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OK I'LL CALL RIGHT NOW KTHNX

Submitted by Good (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

already tried these

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:32:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow! You must be on the internet!

Now eat my ass.

Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

the worst place for phone sex has got to be in your dentists waiting room...just trust me on that one.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:39:20 (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow, it's like there's a party in my pants and EVERYONE'S GOT VIRUSES!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSPAMEDEDNURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:39:20 (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow, it's like there's a party in my pants and EVERYONE'S GOT VIRUSES!
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:29:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

BAMF: hello phone sex?
SteviesMom: no i'm sorry you have the wrong number
BAMF: are you sure, because stevie said this was the phone sex line
SteviesMom:well, I guess I could give it a go...I want your donkey balls on my chin...how's that?
BAMF: uh...what...could you do it in a less raspy voice?
SteviesDad: I want your donkey balls on my chin...again...stud
BAMF: flip.flip.flip.flip.flip...<ejacutlates>
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Two great reviews.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow, it's like there's a party in my pants and EVERYONE'S GOT VIRUSES!

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:29:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

BAMF: hello phone sex?
SteviesMom: no i'm sorry you have the wrong number
BAMF: are you sure, because stevie said this was the phone sex line
SteviesMom:well, I guess I could give it a go...I want your donkey balls on my chin...how's that?
BAMF: uh...what...could you do it in a less raspy voice?
SteviesDad: I want your donkey balls on my chin...again...stud
BAMF: flip.flip.flip.flip.flip...<ejacutlates>


...True story

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:22:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:16:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

Sacrilicious is better than all those whores.
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Did I tell you that you could stop jerking me off long enough to type that? No I didn't.

Get back to work.
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We both know that isn't what you ask for, latex boy.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks for pointing out exactly one number I haven't tried! Sexual satisfaction WILL BE MINE!!!!!!

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why the fuck would a person surf the web for phone sex? Wouldn't they just pick up the phone?

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

rot in hell

Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

get lost asshole.

Hey Bart Bart, wheres the no-soliciting sign?

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, for real.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:16:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

Sacrilicious is better than all those whores.
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Did I tell you that you could stop jerking me off long enough to type that? No I didn't.

Get back to work.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sacrilicious is better than all those whores.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Best Post Evar.

B@W

This will get you to the MVA.

-Dave


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