how teenage cavorting gets new bathrooms (653 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.54 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by disco-fro (View user info) at 2006-03-13 20:50:29 EST
Have been spending the better part of 3 or 4 months at work reading this wonderful site (thanks to comicbookguy, smurfs and saxon in particular for all the curious looks i get at work while wetting myself with laughter)and thought it might be time to start some posting, get your -2s ready
I did a lot of shit as a teenager, most of it i got my ass kicked by my old man for, but every now and then there would be an incident that i would get off scot free for. As long as i can maintain the story for the rest of my dying days, i should be fine. I could imagine telling the truth when Dad is on his deathbed and still getting cracked over the head with whatever was handy
One such incident occurred one sunny day when i was 17. My girlfriend was staying at my place and the parents were off somewhere else. As you would expect, as soon as the house was empty we were at it like rabbits. At some point we ended up in the shower, and then she ended up sitting on the edge bathroom sink. This was all very well and good for a while, until the laws of physics, gravity, comedy and irony all kicked in at once
(**NOTE** the bathroom was still the original from the 70s, the sink was a big cupboard that was fixed to the wall and suspended off the ground by about 4 inches)
The cupboard decided at that point to fall out of the wall, conveniently right onto both of my feet. My girlfriend proceeded to crack up laughing while i screamed in pain for her to get off. As she jumped off the end, in what seemed like slow motion we watched mums precious porcelain toothbrush holders slide off the edge and smash all over the ground. To finish it all up, i then lost balance and ended up on my ass with my feet under the cupboard
Just close your eyes and picture, some skinny, naked 17 year old with a bathroom sink on his feet, girlfriend still laughing and broken porcelain under his ass.
Not a pretty picture
It was then i realised that parents would be home in less than an hour, so i extracted my toes from the cupboard, hastily got dressed and took the girlfriend home. Made it back in with enough time to clean up the porcelain, make sure my toes weren't broken and come up with some sort of a story
My lame attempt "sat on edge of sink while cut toenails on the bath" somehow was believed and i was free of any blame...BOOYA. The broken sink was solved by a few bricks, resulting in a whole new bathroom a few weeks later. Even now when i return to my parents place and i use the bathroom, i still have a giggle when i think of how it got there
Later on my parents joked that i should "sit" on some kitchen cupboards so they could re-do the kitchen as well.....if only they knew.........
-Disco
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-14 19:02:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2006-03-13 21:38:44 (#)
Ranking: -1
Story - solid 0
I am new look at me everyone!!! -1
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-14 01:47:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-14 01:17:38 (#)
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I've seen worse first posts.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-14 01:17:38 EST (#)
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I've seen worse first posts.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-13 23:36:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
it's ready
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-13 23:35:35 EST (#)
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Seems like one of those 'had to be there' moments cause reading about it sucked. Cheers.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-13 23:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-13 21:51:11 (#)
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Paragraphs? Check.
Shift key used? Check.
Humor? Check.
all in all a good first post.
name-dropping drops it though.
Welcome to uber!
-2DIE!!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-13 21:51:11 EST (#)
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Paragraphs? Check.
Shift key used? Check.
Humor? Check.
all in all a good first post.
name-dropping drops it though.
Welcome to uber!
-2DIE!!
Submitted by NewestIndustry (user info) at 2006-03-13 21:50:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn you for putting that image in my mind. Now I can't get it out. Uh, sucks to be you, mate.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-13 21:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-03-13 21:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't think it was that bad!
And I can't -2 just for the sake of it. *sigh* I'm just not uber enough.
Submitted by disco_brad (user info) at 2006-03-13 21:45:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thought i toned it down enough, was a small "hi there"
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2006-03-13 21:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Story - solid 0
I am new look at me everyone!!! -1