TTOM Productions Presents: Saving Private RyuFu (NSFN:Not Safe for Nazis) (1818 hits)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_monkeys (View user info) at 2006-03-14 10:15:26 EST
Look,I'm just a picture-slut. It's nothing I can help.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88572
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmf mmf jam
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa, amidst a sea of crap, there has actually been some good stuff on Uber the past few months. I'm sorry I missed this originally. It doesn't hurt to have an awesome title for a post.
Submitted by TheRocketeer (user info) at 2006-03-17 08:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I always wanted to join the armed forces but I'm allergic to being shot.JPG"
This post was worth a +2 from the start, but that little touch made it worth logging in just to rate.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-03-16 08:02:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
The Method, Method, Method, suspected to be Method had me chuckling like a retard.
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:12:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-03-16 08:02:49 EST (#)
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Nice.
The Method, Method, Method, suspected to be Method had me chuckling like a retard.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-15 18:14:14 EST (#)
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A moustache?
Fu Manchu, or porn-style?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:14:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-15 15:17:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh shit I cna't breathe, laughing too hard..
Oh shit this was golden.
Oh, god... Mmm... Bacon...
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Glads you liked it. Tommorrows post does not contain any bacon, though it does contain you sporting a moustache.
Intrigued? Dont be, you will be disappointed if you get your hopes too high.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-15 15:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh shit I cna't breathe, laughing too hard..
Oh shit this was golden.
Oh, god... Mmm... Bacon...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-15 15:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that makes me wanna play medal of honor.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:44:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-15 08:34:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
was good
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-15 07:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:32:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
The lesson I learn from you is: cancer makes you funny. I'm taking up smoking.
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God I hopes so, since after the radiotherapy I have a 10% increased risk of getting more cancer! YAY!...wait...not yay?
yeah, I'm going with not yay.
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2006-03-15 03:30:43 EST (#)
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Maybe it's the pure absurdity of your posts that makes me ROFL!!!
no seriously, funny shite
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-03-14 22:29:22 EST (#)
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This was fucking hysterical. I mean, this had me actually laughing. A lot.
You, sir, rock.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-14 18:03:13 EST (#)
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pure jam.
(er.... gold)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:45:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:32:23 EST (#)
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The lesson I learn from you is: cancer makes you funny. I'm taking up smoking.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:32:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:18:44 EST (#)
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O-man did you goto Shamrock Fest in Arlington?
I ask because I actually did take the metro there (or rather, past there).
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:07:10 EST (#)
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Gotta mark that territory on the Orange Line, after all.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:52:33 EST (#)
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I think I have that same allergy
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:38:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:33:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:18:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
ETS kinda looks like that kid Tweek from South Park.
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In...what way?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:18:16 EST (#)
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ETS kinda looks like that kid Tweek from South Park.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:14:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:03:20 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:04:46 (#)
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I seriously think this will be the best round of the whole damn contest, the HV vs O round.
PS. O-man is going to be pwned.
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I'd invest in a tarp if I were you, because you'll piss yourself with fear when the battle begins.
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Oh I wouldn't worry about that. The last time I pissed myself was like last week and that was because I was in my favorite seat on the metro and I felt comfortable enough to do it.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:12:15 EST (#)
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Brilliant!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:03:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:04:46 (#)
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I seriously think this will be the best round of the whole damn contest, the HV vs O round.
PS. O-man is going to be pwned.
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I'd invest in a tarp if I were you, because you'll piss yourself with fear when the battle begins.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Look, I've washed my hands for supper!"
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:37:15 EST (#)
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Filename
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:08:32 EST (#)
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'Are you getting jam on my uniform sir?'
'Mein eyes!'
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH ohhhhhhhhh yeah.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:04:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:54:39 (#)
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O-face, my ass. God help me if I crossed my eyes every time I came. I'd be a walking disaster.
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Are you trying to say you aren't a walking disaster?
With that picture as your best camwhore you have an uphill battle (OH SHNAP GURL!)
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Grrrr. Your ass is mine is this FUPA comp, HV. Just for that comment.
Provided, of course, that I make it past round 1.
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I am against ORGASMATRON in a POETRY CONTEST in the first round.
You think I am going past round 1?
I seriously think this will be the best round of the whole damn contest, the HV vs O round.
PS. O-man is going to be pwned.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:06:58 (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:50:44 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:46:51 (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:41:06 (#)
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Christ do I regret posting that picture of me at Disney World.
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You had your O-face on.
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O-face, my ass. God help me if I crossed my eyes every time I came. I'd be a walking disaster.
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Are you trying to say you aren't a walking disaster?
With that picture as your best camwhore you have an uphill battle (OH SHNAP GURL!)
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Grrrr. Your ass is mine is this FUPA comp, HV. Just for that comment.
Provided, of course, that I make it past round 1.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:50:25 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:35:27 EST (#)
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I wear an O face all the time.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:26:10 EST (#)
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This was awesome.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:06:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
trying to say you aren't a walking disaster?
With that picture as your best camwhore you have an uphill battle (OH SHNAP GURL!)
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awwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DIP!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:09:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lenin (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:19:59 (#)
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Method Method Method Method Method Method Suspected to be Method
Fucking. Gold.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:06:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:50:44 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:46:51 (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:41:06 (#)
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Christ do I regret posting that picture of me at Disney World.
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You had your O-face on.
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O-face, my ass. God help me if I crossed my eyes every time I came. I'd be a walking disaster.
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Are you trying to say you aren't a walking disaster?
With that picture as your best camwhore you have an uphill battle (OH SHNAP GURL!)
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-03-14 14:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good... but needs more "skate it off".
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:59:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:48:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I see you've mastered the art of creating an entire post from a pun...
You are free to go. You have completed your training
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*runs naked and screeching into the wild...and is propmptly shot by poachers. The skin of the now extinct Tasteus miropeni nows hangs in a New York penthouse*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:50:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:46:51 (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:41:06 (#)
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Christ do I regret posting that picture of me at Disney World.
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You had your O-face on.
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O-face, my ass. God help me if I crossed my eyes every time I came. I'd be a walking disaster.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking Awesome!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was pretty good.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:11:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:04:03 (#)
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WOOOO GO PRIVATE AXOLOTL
I WILL SNIPE YOU ALL UPON THE HEAD
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Sorry buddy I am the cool sniper guy.
Nice try though.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:04:03 EST (#)
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WOOOO GO PRIVATE AXOLOTL
I WILL SNIPE YOU ALL UPON THE HEAD
And they call me a name-dropping whore...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:48:50 EST (#)
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I see you've mastered the art of creating an entire post from a pun...
You are free to go. You have completed your training.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:46:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:41:06 (#)
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Christ do I regret posting that picture of me at Disney World.
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You had your O-face on.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:41:06 EST (#)
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Christ do I regret posting that picture of me at Disney World.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:40:44 EST (#)
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But how can I be a Sergeant when I'm a CAPTAIN?!?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:35:26 EST (#)
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Far far far too much time on your hands
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:34:59 EST (#)
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You could possibly be the first total nerd/dork that Shlongy would wanna hang out with...for like, 15 minutes, before I abandoned you to go talk to any broad that would acknowledge my existance.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:32:08 EST (#)
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You're funnier than shit.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:24:39 EST (#)
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Emuha - LOL
and of course, Method, Method, Method
Fucking stellar. B@W
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:04:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know there is life outside of uber... Very nicely done.
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Mom told me that is where sexual predators live...
I don't go outside much anymore...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:04:27 EST (#)
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You know there is life outside of uber... Very nicely done.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:45:08 EST (#)
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Jam has no place in occupied France.
It's a known collaborator.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:40:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by sway (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:37:50 (#)
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You're lucky this was fucking brilliant, because your spelling and typing is SHIT!
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Thats cos I'm lazy and easily...distr..ac....
My dog is making strange noises downstairs, I wonder what he's up to.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:38:33 EST (#)
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so not baw, but still pretty good.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:38:02 EST (#)
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HAHAHA gold! I'd be flattered, HV, that guy was awesome until they blew up his bell tower.
Submitted by sway (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:37:50 EST (#)
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You're lucky this was fucking brilliant, because your spelling and typing is SHIT!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:35:44 EST (#)
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I swear to god, I thought, "Oh no, not another 'TTOM Productions'" but then it was good. Bastard.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:35:08 EST (#)
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Super stuff!! Your German ist sehr gut also.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:34:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:29:30 (#)
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It's time to pull some girls or go ride a motorbike when you start getting all the in-jokes.
Is it bad to hope you have a (small) relapse so you're laid up for a few more months/years?
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well...YES!
Worry ye not however, youve got me till the end of April. May will be hectic for me, then I don start Uni again till October and the Docs have told me I probably won't be able to work until then.
Ill have more of a life until then but Ill still be stuck at my olds so expect a summer of posting madness.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:33:07 EST (#)
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Ok, pretty funny BUT....I've always wnated to be CPL. Jackson...the sniper...AND...I would not go to war with ETS....and....I GOT NO FUCKING LINES?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:31:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:28:28 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:26:10 (#)
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My question is, why was I the one who whispered a prayer?
Does that mean I'm the kick ass religious sniper guy?
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There was originally a picture of you sniping but it looked awful, even by the standards of my shitty skills.
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That would have been the best frame of them all!
I loved that guy!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:29:40 EST (#)
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The only thing that would make this better would be more TTOM camwhore.
GOLD.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:29:30 EST (#)
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It's time to pull some girls or go ride a motorbike when you start getting all the in-jokes.
Is it bad to hope you have a (small) relapse so you're laid up for a few more months/years?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:29:01 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:28:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:26:10 (#)
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My question is, why was I the one who whispered a prayer?
Does that mean I'm the kick ass religious sniper guy?
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There was originally a picture of you sniping but it looked awful, even by the standards of my shitty skills.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:27:40 EST (#)
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Some golden bits there
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:26:10 EST (#)
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My question is, why was I the one who whispered a prayer?
Does that mean I'm the kick ass religious sniper guy?
Submitted by DizzyMissus (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:25:00 EST (#)
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Must have taken you ages!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:23:06 EST (#)
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B@W!
I don't think it will get there because it has some inside Uber jokes, but still...
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:20:25 EST (#)
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I paid ten bucks to see this piece of shit?!?!?!??! I didn't?!?!?!?! Fancy that. Also, I am caked with so many inside jokes that I fear I may never see my porcelain skin again.
Submitted by Lenin (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:19:59 EST (#)
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Method Method Method Method Method Method Suspected to be Method
Fucking. Gold.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:19:43 EST (#)
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Embrace your whorishness, because it's leading to some hilarious posts.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:19:03 EST (#)
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B@W