FUPA - Inflatable Love Slave (774 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryLabels: lingerie
Rating: 0.58 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2006-03-14 15:56:07 EST
I was blue and lonely, I couldnt sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if Id had to much to drink.
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere, and each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head.
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection, but I didnt want a wife.
And then by lucky chance I saw [in] a special magazine
An ad. that was unusual, the like Id never seen,
"Experience something different with our new imported toy,
Shes loving, warm, inflatible and a guarantee of joy."
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown.
I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment that girl became my wife.
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when Im feeling naughty I blow her up with air
Shes cuddly and shes bouncy, shes like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall.
[And now my life is different since Sally came my way]
I wake up [in the] morning and have her on a tray
Shes everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears pins.
<totally stolen from Sting, and I'm not even in this stupid contest anyways>
User Reviews
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-29 16:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fag below
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-06-01 02:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES = AUTO -2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-11 21:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hooray for Beany and Cecil!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-15 09:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WINNER!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-15 08:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
She hawt.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-15 08:29:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THAT'S a BLOW-UP DOLL?!?!
*ejaculates*
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2006-03-15 00:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It was better than a lot of the other crap on FUPA...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-14 22:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep recycling the crap, idiot.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-14 20:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:21:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
She has THE perfect body. Wow.
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She sure does, wh?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-14 20:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked it. I'd encourage anybody to participate in FUPA. You won't be in the actual competition, but the whole purpose is to promote poetry on Uber.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-14 18:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:44:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
I decided to raise it up because the first album is BY FAR, the BEST Police album.
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I'm more partial to Zenyatta Mondatta, but the first one is pretty good...Ghost in The Machine is pretty kickass too.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-14 18:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:21:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
She has THE perfect body. Wow.
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nO she DOES not you stupid BEETCH.
i'M really getting sick of how wrong women are about this, maybe I'll make a poorly written post about it maybe?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I decided to raise it up because the first album is BY FAR, the BEST Police album.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:12:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
I may have sported a woody from the picture but that mess of plagiarized prose softened it.
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you're probably one of the few guys around here who heard that song on the radio when it came out.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:21:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She has THE perfect body. Wow.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I respect your hatred of contests. I need you to stop posting pictures of women in lingerie though, makes me feel like I should be finding them and sexually assaulting their moms, because they gotta be hot. They gotta be.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I may have sported a woody from the picture but that mess of plagiarized prose softened it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JonnyX - if this good form continues I shall elevate you to most favoured of the Megaman baddies.