Vote Here! For the next savior of Middle Earth! (23569 hits)
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Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-03-14 19:04:39 EST
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-11 12:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stunning.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-11 12:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i can't believe i never rated this.
Submitted by compEngineer0 (user info) at 2006-08-09 08:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bigpossum (user info) at 2006-05-14 10:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Chick in green!!
Cell number!!
NOW!!!!!!
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-28 20:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I AINT NO ALTER
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-10 09:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-04-10 09:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-09 16:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-04-09 16:12:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
I already +2 this.
Have another.
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-04-09 16:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-04-09 16:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I already +2 this.
Have another.
Submitted by ThatsGodToYouBitches (user info) at 2006-04-09 15:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-06 10:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My day is boring.
This brings light.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-26 14:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha... technically ets did too... hmmmmmm....
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-26 14:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, he -2bombed a B@W post.
That's almost funny.
Submitted by Leftwingandunafraid (user info) at 2006-03-26 13:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wardy's got his head up his ass
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Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-03-25 09:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to work with that hideously fat blonde chick that bragged about playing LARPs in the woods and shit. Her boyfriend looked like Jeffery Dahmer and thought he was the hottest guy in Kodak.
I dreaded seeing her outside of work, because she always wore one of those stupid black corsets the fat goths wear all the time, and she oozed like a fisful of Play-Doh.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-22 15:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahahaha....that was just great.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Recalcitrant (user info) at 2006-03-21 05:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why can't wardy take negative reviews?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to book mark this for whenever I feel a little down on myself.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Evening out ETS
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:56:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, I'm not 'going through' anyone's posts and -2ing them.
My philosophy is 1 for 1. Tit for tat.
You mindlessly -2 me, I'll mindlessly -2 you.
See how that works? Pretty simple, right? Don't like it? Stop rating my posts, I guess. I don't know what else to tell you.
It's not so much that I give a shit what your rating is, but I'm sick of the bandwagon of bullshit my posts seem to attract. But if you insist...
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here is two.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh. Could have been really good. In the end, I didn't even chuckle.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Viggo Mortensen...!!
*ejaculates*
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahahaha
Making fun of nerds always gets a hearty chuckle from me.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, i think the pictures are from an event in... well fuck i can't remember, but it was definitely the u.s.
Submitted by Kopesh (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please tell me these people (for lack of a better word) are American...
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
gee... i wonder where these random users with no posts and hardly any reviews are coming from. hmmm... and they're the only one's giving my posts negative ratings? hmmm... sweet...
Submitted by Recalcitrant (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You've given the gentle art of making fun of freaks a run for its money.
I don't really know what that means, but I'm probably kidding.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 02:13:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh no! not negative ratings in retaliation from ets and ets!!!! what am i to do!!!! i guess i'll have to take the other seventy reviews and throw them out, because clearly you know what you're talking about, right?!?! just like on your most current post!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
grow up, asshole.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-03-20 01:34:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W my ass.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-20 01:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
By the way...
I was being nice in my last review. This post was not even CLOSE to being funny.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 01:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
haha, indeed...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-20 00:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ETS = psychic.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-03-20 00:00:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Muy bien! Congrats on B@W.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-19 11:21:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha great!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-19 10:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-16 17:39:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
I hate to play Simon Cowell here, but here goes...
This was good, nice, and pretty. Presentation is good. But the overall joke is a little lacking. I have seen better posts from you.
Not B@W in my opinion.
Good.
Just not B@W good.
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good call there....
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-19 09:20:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh the effort!!! This was amazing as well.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-18 18:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations on the Work Boredness.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-18 18:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Hyperfuzion (user info) at 2006-03-18 18:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-17 22:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I broke a tooth at a LARP thing...
And yes, I know, being there makes me an impotent virgin for life, I except this, however much my girlfriend denies such claims.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-17 19:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W!
YAY!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-17 12:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bitches dig my shit.
back to drinking.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-03-17 01:21:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LIGHTENING BOLT!!! LIGHTENING BOLT!!! LIGHTENING BOLT!!!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-16 23:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about AudaciousDuck
User id: 15915
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right, because you are the king of comedic brilliance? thanks for the tips, cunty mcgee. i'll try and be more original for you next time.
Submitted by AudaciousDuck (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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*sings* Craaaap! Crappity crap-crap!
Sure, they were funny-looking, but could you have been more boring in your comments? Oh, and that terribly original "Does this mean I'm not a virgin??" was incredibly hilarious, not at all cliche. Heh... but they were funny looking. Ok, fine.
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-16 17:57:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
well they can't all be winners...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-16 17:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I hate to play Simon Cowell here, but here goes...
This was good, nice, and pretty. Presentation is good. But the overall joke is a little lacking. I have seen better posts from you.
Not B@W in my opinion.
Good.
Just not B@W good.
Submitted by Wuzi (user info) at 2006-03-16 17:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
.........amazing
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-03-16 12:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There were no forks IN medieval times, hence, there are no forks AT Medieval Times.
Oh, but they had Pepsi?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-03-16 11:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*snork*
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-03-16 10:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-16 00:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn well should be.
Fuck it, I'll do it.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 21:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
probably not
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-15 21:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh lord...
This been B@W'd yet?
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-03-15 21:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I see nipple!! Does that mean I'm not a virgin"
I laughed so hard I would have fallen off my chair if it didn't have arms. Nice work.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 20:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ah yes, i read that as well. figured as much, but you know what they say about curiousity and drugs.. or was it cats... fuck it...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-15 20:52:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:09:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Two posts today that actually made me laugh? Wow.
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TTOM's how to survive an action movie post.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-15 19:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:56:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:17:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
mistress -- haha, that's tight. yeah, i honestly believe that if any of these people saw this post, they'd actually laugh at it too. i mean, how can you do something like this and not realize the societal implications? there's no way these people don't know what they're doing is viewed as ridiculous by pretty much the rest of the world.
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yeah, i used to be kinda embarrassed when my family would ask about it, "is eric cavorting around in costume again...what is he playing this time?". the thing is, most of these peeps either look like or act like comic book guy on the simpsons, and take all of it VERY seriously. they even have their own function called the pennsic wars out in PA...where thousands of nerds get together in the august sun and wear velvet and chain mail and drink mead and live in canvas tents for 2 weeks.
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Wait, is your husband Eric? and he does this?
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2006-03-15 19:13:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, that probably wouldn't work out to well then. too bad for him, it seemed like his heart was set on it.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 18:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no, i'm not that hungry right now.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2006-03-15 18:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
digdug likes blow jobs over the internet? what a surprise... you gonna do it, wardo?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 17:02:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh noes! not the dreaded -2!!! it really dipped my rating so, i don't know what i'm going to do! digdug, sir, as much as i'd love to tickle your nose and play insult games while i dangle my balls out of my boxers, i can't.
around the horn is on.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:21:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
hey digdug, i'll tell you how you can resist, but why should i? if you'd wanted instructions on how to resist, maybe you should've spent more time in school and lest time with father jacobs down the street. it's okay, you're parents weren't very good at that whole resistence thing, what with the grab-assing, cock smoking and belly rubbing.
i am still a big fan of all your work, though.
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You always were my greatest work, son. Now blow me, and watch the teeth. And here's a -2, since I neglected to adminster one accordingly in my prior review.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:46:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what was the other one?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Two posts today that actually made me laugh? Wow.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 15:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i went as neo. they all laughed and made fun of me. "wrong convention, nerd!" they chanted over and over again. the first night i was there somebody put my hand in warm water while i slept, and sure enough, the desired result was achieved.
well who's laughing now, fuckers?
Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, I laughed, but I'm suprised no one has asked the question: What did you go as? Since, you know, you were there and everything...
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
holy shit, i'm a huge douche bag.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
orgasmo - i think it has something to do with it's lameness and the fact that its author is a huge tool. fuck, i really suck.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How is it that I just read and reviewed this now??
Great work. Great, great work.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i see, shlongy. well i'm pretty sure i can do a caddyshack ditty, as my roomate has the dvd so i can get the necessary screen shots.
i wish i knew how to tap dance :(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I think I saw "Running Scared" - I could have easily told you who was in it - but that movie did not resonate with me....I actually can't even recall what the fuck it was about.
"City Slickers"? A different story.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:26:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Precious!!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey digdug, i'll tell you how you can resist, but why should i? if you'd wanted instructions on how to resist, maybe you should've spent more time in school and lest time with father jacobs down the street. it's okay, you're parents weren't very good at that whole resistence thing, what with the grab-assing, cock smoking and belly rubbing.
i am still a big fan of all your work, though.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, LOTR and American Idol. How can I resist?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmm mead.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you two are fucking nuts.
good god.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 11:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
it's almost like if you took an otter and forced it into intercourse with a duck. that was god's way of saying "look at these hands, i can do what i want. see this? oh this is a duck and you all say it can't have fur, well WABLAM BABY! and what do we have here? oh we have a little dog with four legs and all i've got to say is WABLAM! and fucking hell, now that dog has three legs and a twenty minute slot on the animal planet. that's celebrity baby, not many people get that shit, no sir. but you trust in god and god can make it happen, just like WABLAM! and look at that, jimmy fallon has a job!"
damn you god. but thank you for glall. hooray for jesus, allah and the bank roller himself, buddha.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-03-15 11:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We go together like ham and water. It's scarily harmonious.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 11:29:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy -- i can will definitley do that, just for you. just out of curiousity though (as i was planning on doing this post in the near future), have you seen the 1980's action comedy flick running scared? starring billy crystal and gregory hines?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-15 11:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wardy, there's a handful of sluts and wenches that are hot. But fuck at your own risk. Most of the chicks are screwable, some cuties for sure. Many look like Electro in drag though. Google pennsic wars and see what you get. I'm sure you'll find a ton of funny shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-15 11:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Wardy- You have to understand.
I know nothing about Lord of the Rings, The Trilogy, Star Wars, Star Trek, Transformers, Harry Potter or He-Man.
So this could be the funniest thing ever posted and I STILL don't get it.
Now, if you were spoofing "Caddyshack" or "Slapshot" or "Animal House" or something, it would be a different story. I'd be way up your ass with +2's.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 11:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
holy shit mistress... i had no idea it was that extensive... i might have to infiltrate one of these groups and take back any *attractive* women they've somehow hypnotized into their rule.
albeit, *attractive* in my case generally means that they have working lungs.
well, even then there have been occassions where... ah fuck it....
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
you got it, sex machine! i'll keep refreshing the home page about seventy-one times a minute. that's a little under a second per refresh for those of you that aren't quite up to par with my math skills just yet. whenever i see a glallalallalalalalll rating, i'll be right in beind you... goddammit i love being ambiguously homosexual. makes my special parts tingle, kind of like that time i went to guam and had a sleepover with that old lady with saggy boohahahas and her pet puma.
oh yeah. and glall has an apple shaped penis. it's true, i saw it in a book once labeled "even fat chicks get their chance at love"
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:17:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
mistress -- haha, that's tight. yeah, i honestly believe that if any of these people saw this post, they'd actually laugh at it too. i mean, how can you do something like this and not realize the societal implications? there's no way these people don't know what they're doing is viewed as ridiculous by pretty much the rest of the world.
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yeah, i used to be kinda embarrassed when my family would ask about it, "is eric cavorting around in costume again...what is he playing this time?". the thing is, most of these peeps either look like or act like comic book guy on the simpsons, and take all of it VERY seriously. they even have their own function called the pennsic wars out in PA...where thousands of nerds get together in the august sun and wear velvet and chain mail and drink mead and live in canvas tents for 2 weeks.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's my boy! That cherry cheese dip shit comes like a fountain, so don't worry about that, I supply all the time when it comes to cheese NO WINE or alcohol I gotta call from the store they want a baseball. I'm just going to start -2'ing everything, so feel free to throw out some cover fire when the time is right.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HA! you big piece of shit glall! alright, i'm down like a clown. only if you save me some of that cherry cheese dip i know your hoarding in the back side of your underoos. that being said, that little fucker legolas was going to be exactly that, except the image was getting huge... fucking pinko assholes and their slow bandwidth and what the fuck is bandwidth spelled with a d? fuck me sideways, either way, don't you worry you puppy loving sex machine, there is of course a round two.
and yes, there are going to be knife fights involved. now let's go -2 a shitty post! (woo! i'm on ubersite!)
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhhh.........the love/hate relationship of wardy/GLALL///slash. This was great. The X-Factor joke? Oh, you bet your ass I was on that one. I imagine Legolas more like the Paula Abdul of the group, with the constant positivity that makes all of the contestants content with being average. Proposition! Me and you, bad boys of ubersite, we run the serious trash out of this dump and turn this puppy back into the proud, gleaming city of insanity it once was. My -2gun is locked and loaded wardy, and i'm aiming it at all the fucks who care. I hate caring so much. HATE IT. So are you in on this or not? I'm bulldozing a bank as I type this.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mistress -- haha, that's tight. yeah, i honestly believe that if any of these people saw this post, they'd actually laugh at it too. i mean, how can you do something like this and not realize the societal implications? there's no way these people don't know what they're doing is viewed as ridiculous by pretty much the rest of the world.
it's the same way i feel when i loop a bunch of string through aluminum cans and tie them to my shoes.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:12:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wardy, I actually have dressed up in this sort of medieval costume...corset and all. My ex used to do the recreationist thing, and he invited me to a function and the girls there tarted me up medieval style. Wish I had pics, they were funny.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what is there not to get?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
schlongy, i'm sorry you didn't get it. maybe if you weren't so busy rolling in dollar bills all day long, you would've seen what pretty much everyone else did.
that being said, i still love you even though i wouldn't mind meeting you in a back alley and having a knife fight. i'll have you know i'm good with knives, i'm the son of a potter.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-03-15 10:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That Axe dude was kinda hot...
to the blind and retarded.
Submitted by Good (user info) at 2006-03-15 09:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was funny. I lauged out loud, now my boss is looking at me funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-15 09:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm sure this took an awful lot of effort...unfortunately, I don't get any of it.
So fuck it.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 09:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mistress -- i only wish i would've stumbled upon an uberer's picture while looking through this... i believe i would've said something to the effect of:
dear diary,
JACKPOT!
(Quagmire)
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-15 09:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr Bickers looks like a long haired gay Method.
That drunk chick might be Electro's twin. Nuuurrrr I love chokomut mead!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 09:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-15 09:29:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for shorter fatter kevin smith.
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haha!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-15 09:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for shorter fatter kevin smith.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2006-03-15 09:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well i still think it's funny...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-15 09:05:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sean Bean "Jesus"
That fucking cracked me up
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 08:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
touche, berty...
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2006-03-15 08:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-15 08:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 08:21:21 (#)
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right nelly, because if i own a computer and i'm bored during the day, i must be a huge geek.
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Don't be silly. Of course you are a nerd. The only person on this site that isn't a nerd is Insaneinthemind because he's dead.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 08:21:21 EST (#)
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right nelly, because if i own a computer and i'm bored during the day, i must be a huge geek.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-15 08:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good enough for a geekfest, although when I see this kind of post - on Uber, for crying out loud - the words 'pot', 'kettle' and 'black' always come to mind.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-15 07:45:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-15 07:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh god how did you find all those pictures? How many google searches did you have to do?
Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-03-15 07:22:33 EST (#)
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I was going to give this a +1 because it took some effort and some of it made me smile. But seing as everyone else overrated it, I'll drop down to a 0 to even things out.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-15 07:16:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-03-14 19:25:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
A valiant stab at bored at work. Will it be enough? Vote now!
Txt "OMGLOL" to 1337 for yes.
Text "Fuck No" to 911 for no.
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This was pretty funny. And this review was awesome.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-15 07:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty is right. Mocking should only be done amongst good friends, and only in the spirit of light banter which does not go too far, or if it does inadvertently cross the line, you should buy the person a drink and let them sleep with your sister.
Mocking is also allowed across the faceless anonymity of the internet. You can mock anyone then, it's not like they're real people or anything. Caulaincourt said that, so it must be true.
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I remember that conversation. It was all fun and games and then I said the ugliest, most horrible thing to Circe. It still keeps me awake some nights. I don't even feel worthy to comment on her posts anymore.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-15 06:44:26 EST (#)
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That's not like me saying a band is bad because I'm deaf is it?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-15 06:44:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-15 06:38:48 (#)
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 06:19:01 (#)
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oh noes! i'm sorry berty if i offended you... *weeps*
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*shrug* Didn't mean any offense. I reckon you've done better than this is all.
And, I just find this whole mocking stuff a bit vulgar. It just seems a bit lowbrow, you know? Truth be told, it reminds me of the one LARP-er I ever met. A guy who went to Durham university as it happens.
Anyway, the guy was trying to make freinds with my mate Steve at the time. We were in the pub and he came in and sat with us. Steve belittled him and was generally really horrible to him and it just wasn't funny. It was bullying and I actually felt kind of ashamed to be there. I know it's not like I turned a blind eye to the holocaust or anything, but still. I should have done something.
Brings back a lot of bad memories really. That's between me and my past though, like I said this just wasn't your usual standard.
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Berty is right. Mocking should only be done amongst good friends, and only in the spirit of light banter which does not go too far, or if it does inadvertently cross the line, you should buy the person a drink and let them sleep with your sister.
Mocking is also allowed across the faceless anonymity of the internet. You can mock anyone then, it's not like they're real people or anything. Caulaincourt said that, so it must be true.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-15 06:38:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 06:19:01 (#)
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oh noes! i'm sorry berty if i offended you... *weeps*
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*shrug* Didn't mean any offense. I reckon you've done better than this is all.
And, I just find this whole mocking stuff a bit vulgar. It just seems a bit lowbrow, you know? Truth be told, it reminds me of the one LARP-er I ever met. A guy who went to Durham university as it happens.
Anyway, the guy was trying to make freinds with my mate Steve at the time. We were in the pub and he came in and sat with us. Steve belittled him and was generally really horrible to him and it just wasn't funny. It was bullying and I actually felt kind of ashamed to be there. I know it's not like I turned a blind eye to the holocaust or anything, but still. I should have done something.
Brings back a lot of bad memories really. That's between me and my past though, like I said this just wasn't your usual standard.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-15 06:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Splitting infinity since the dawn of time...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-15 06:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One of my friends accidentally let it slip that her boyfriend did that. I tried not to react - thinking I'd store it away for later mockage, but she realised what she'd said, and then she turned to me and asked me to promise faithfully not to reveal that information.
I made her get the pictures out of him dressed as an orc while other men dressed as dwarfs hit him.
Then I asked if he sometimes wore that to bed. The shamefaced look that crossed her face before her outraged shouts of 'no - that would be weird!' still keep me warm on cold nights.
Nice bloke mind - but no one looks great painted green wearing leather.
'cept for that lass from Star Trek - you know - one of the ones that Captain Kirk would have boldly done.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 06:19:01 EST (#)
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oh noes! i'm sorry berty if i offended you... *weeps*
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-15 06:13:04 EST (#)
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No really, who ARE these people?
WTF!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-03-15 05:37:19 EST (#)
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Great post dude!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-15 05:32:09 EST (#)
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Jesus God, dude, it's just people having fun. Give them a break.
I dunno... You can only see that picture of Jay Peg, or whoever it was, with their pants on their head so many times before the whole 'HAR HAR, LOOK AT THE FAT STUPID LAME-O!' gets old. Plus Lord of the Rings is so yesteryear.
Perhaps I'm just jaded.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-03-15 05:08:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome !
B@W !!!
Whoa , first B@W i ever give ...
Submitted by tru_dat (user info) at 2006-03-15 04:43:34 EST (#)
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good lord...
8====D)o(
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2006-03-15 03:15:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that was a brilliant post
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-03-15 01:41:31 EST (#)
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Aragorn: If by me life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...
Legolas: ...and you have my bow...
Gimli: ...and my axe.
Lisa: ...and my middle finger.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 01:20:42 EST (#)
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dude, you have a funny looking penis...
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-15 00:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-15 00:30:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
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this was teh cool idea. likw the post.
here'a my attempt at teh peener....
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-15 00:44:47 EST (#)
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"A belt fitted with small pockets or loops for carrying cartridges and worn across the chest by soldiers."
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 00:38:38 EST (#)
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it's the thought that counts, chronic.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-15 00:31:25 EST (#)
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Well that didn't exactly work.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-15 00:30:27 EST (#)
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Absolut 2
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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-03-15 00:25:36 EST (#)
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"Dude, what part of reality do you not understand?"
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 00:20:14 EST (#)
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i don't even know what a bandolier is... :(
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-15 00:08:27 EST (#)
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at first i was thinking this was pretty lame. then i saw the guy with the bandolier, and started laughing. then the fat troll with the axe. laughed harder, finally, i came to "Hey guys!" and completely lost it.
+2 live
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-03-15 00:02:48 EST (#)
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i actually expected this post just to be a pictrure of me
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-15 00:01:38 EST (#)
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let's have teh ghey aids together.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:59:15 EST (#)
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i haven't read the entrie post or the comments as it is too hot in here.
i feel obliged to say though that i had a vision today of SAURAN'S EVIL EYE CUNT
yes folks, sauron's evil eye is actually a cunt - lotr contains elements of freduian sexual business.
however, i would still like to cuddle hobbits.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:54:46 EST (#)
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haha, well thanks. and yes, i do have a few clips that i found, and i remember the electro thing as well... i just haven't decided yet.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm done reviewing now, I promise. There's just nothing else entertaining on the site tonight.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:49:37 EST (#)
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PS most people should be able to just click the link that the flash creates to get it to load. At least that's all they had to do for the Electro flash or any of the Uberflashes.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:47:48 EST (#)
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You mean to tell me you have video of THESE particular nerds?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:44:26 EST (#)
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if that link is for a "sword" fight or something like that between two of these geeks, i've already got a couple of vids of that... that'll be for the next episode of this, i might be making a gif file or flash, although i don't know about flash because you can't upload it directly on the page, people would have to download it and that'd just be a pain in the ass...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:43:54 EST (#)
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http://cauldron-nl.bene.ws/video_short.php
WOOHOO!
Try the one from '03 first. Hysterical.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:42:18 EST (#)
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Aw sonofabitch the link doesn't work anymore. I'll have to see if I can find it on my hard drive.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:41:40 EST (#)
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Here...
Zoidberg left this on one of my posts one time.
It's awesomeness incarnate. Watch for the wizard battle.
http://cauldron-nl.bene.ws/trailer/Cauldron2003.wmv
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:32:43 EST (#)
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yeah doom code, but just wait for the next episode... i mean, that might be the best pic out of all of them, and maybe i used it too early in the show, but there's sooo many more...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:31:51 EST (#)
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Cleverly played.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:27:53 EST (#)
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jesus fucking christ.
though, if it helps these people get laid, then thats awesome for them, i guess.
though the guy going for the blatant tit-look is priceless. i mean, how deparate to you have to be to be so brazen in peeking at some pasty, saggy tit.
Submitted by disco_brad (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:26:47 EST (#)
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nice one
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the answer to that question, a.j. sir, gets me in trouble no matter which answer i give.
.............
wait.... i got it.
i'd like urbane to break the streak. or lojope.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:17:18 EST (#)
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Quick question, Mr. Ward...
Would you rather this streak be broken by someone trying to ease the future pain or a crappy alter?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:07:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
not likely.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2006-03-14 22:08:46 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-14 21:48:55 EST (#)
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Tolkein? He's dead, Jim. . .
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-14 21:47:21 EST (#)
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oh noes! i texted 911!!! damn you yellow dart man!!!
don't worry, there's more to this... this is just part one....
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-14 21:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I. Wish. This. Wouldn't. End.
Submitted by algermetiphist (user info) at 2006-03-14 21:13:47 EST (#)
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Is it more disturbing that these people exist or that they meet in places other than ticket lines?
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-14 21:00:48 EST (#)
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Fuck yeah. Chick and a dude I work with are into shit like that (I work in a library, go figure) and it's wicked funny to just listen to them talk. I don't understand how they aren't ashamed to exist.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-14 20:58:59 EST (#)
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milk money
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2006-03-14 20:45:35 EST (#)
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holy shit where did you get these pictures? I went to high school with one of those kids. seriously.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-03-14 20:41:18 EST (#)
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HMMMmmmmseanbean.
"Miller!" - Harrison "Jack Ryan" Ford
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-14 20:34:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-14 20:28:58 EST (#)
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filename
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-14 19:55:43 EST (#)
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This was great.
And to think I once wrote this for you:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58982
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-03-14 19:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Top 1% of funny on ubersite.
I *actually* laughed out loud, and that's rare...you sir, are a comic genius.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-03-14 19:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A valiant stab at bored at work. Will it be enough? Vote now!
Txt "OMGLOL" to 1337 for yes.
Text "Fuck No" to 911 for no.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-14 19:24:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm, viggo
The scary thing is that the campground looks like the one half a mile from my house.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-14 19:23:10 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-14 19:20:08 EST (#)
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I'd hit it.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-14 19:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Wow.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-14 19:11:31 EST (#)
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HUZZAH!