FUPA: Everythings Gonna be Alright (camwhore) (1694 hits)
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Submitted by retrospect (View user info) at 2006-03-15 12:19:18 EST
This is a story about the drifter
Who waited through the worst for the best in crosstown
Who never planned on havin' shit
Why me huh?
Everything's gonna be alright
Some get a little and some get none
Some catch a bad one and some leave the job half done
I was one who never had and always mad
Never knew my dad, mother fuck the fag
Where anywhere I did pick up, flipped the clip up
Too many stick-ups, 'cause niggas had the trigger hic-ups
I couldn't get a job, nappy hair was not allowed
My mother couldn't afford us all, she had to throw me out
I walked the strip, which is a clip, who wanna hit?
They got 'em quick, I had to eat, this money's good as spent
I threw in graves, I wasn't paid enough
I kept 'em long 'cause I couldn't afford a haircut
I got laughed at, I got chumped, I got dissed
I got upset, I got a tech in the banana clip
Was down to throw the led to any tellin' crackhead
I'm still livin' broke, so a lot of good it would've did
Or done, if not for bad luck, I would have none
Why did I have to live a life of such a bad one
Why when I was a kid and played out was a sad one
And always wanted to live like just a fat one
A ghetto bastard, born next to the projects
Livin' in the slums with bums, I sit and watch them
Why do I have to be like this? momma said I'm priceless
So I am all worthless, starved, and it's just for being a nice kid
Sometimes I wish I could afford a pistol then, though
Last stop to hell, I would've ended things a while ago
I ain't have jack but a black hat and napsack
Four squad stolen in cars in a blackjack
Drop that, and now you want me to rap and give?
Say somethin' positive? Well positive ain't where I lived
I lived right around a corner from west hell
Two blocks from south shit, it was in a jail cell
The sun never shone on my side of the street, see
And only once or twice a week I would speak
I walked alone, my state of mind was home sweet home
I couldn't keep a girl, they wanted kids for cause of chrome
Some life, it you ain't wear gold your style was old
And you got more juice than dope for every bottle sold
Hell no, I say there's gotta be a better way
But hey, never gamble any game that you can't play
I'm slowin' and flowin' and goin' in on and knowin' not now
How will I do it, how will I make it? I won't, that's how
Why me, huh?
My third year into adulthood, and still a knucklehead
I'm better off dead, huh, that's what my neighbor said
I don't do jack but fightin', lightin' up the streets at night
Playin' hide and seek with a machetti ??? like Freddy swipe
Some say I'm rollin' on, nothin' but a dog now
I answer that with a tech, who wanna bow-wow?
'Cause I done been through more shit within the last week
Than I fly flowin' in doo-doo on the concrete
I been a deadbeat, dead to the world and dead wrong
Since I was born that's my life, oh you don't know this song?
So don't say jack, and please don't say you understand
All that man to man talk just hot damn
If you ain't live you couldn't feel it, so kill it, skillet
And all that talk about it won't help it out, now will it?
And illtown fell like I stuck-up props, got shot
Don't worry, I hit Bob, flurry, and his punk-ass dropped
But I'm the one who has been labeled as an outcast
They changin' schools, I'm the misfit that will outlast
But that's cool with the bull, smack 'em backwards
That's what you get for fuckin' with a ghetto bastard
If you ain't ever been to the ghetto
Don't ever come to the ghetto
'Cause you ain't understand the ghetto
And stay the fuck out of the ghetto
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-04 13:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85358#1885525
there you go sherlock.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-04 13:52:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-05-04 13:32:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
you didn't even change any thing.
jesus, man.
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did you bother reading the reviews detective? it was a fucking joke on the FUPA thing. i wasn't even in FUPA and i figured people would be smart enough to realise its a joke. guess not.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-05-04 13:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Smooth it out
This is a story about the drifter
Who waited through the worst for the best in crosstown
Who never planned on havin' so dick
Why me huh?
[Chorus]
Everything's gonna be alright (alright)
Everything's gonna be alright (alright)
Everything's gonna be alright now (alright)
Everything's gonna be alright (alright)
[Verse 1]
Some get a little and some get none
Some catch a bad one and some leave the job half done
I was one who never had and always mad
Never knew my dad, mother fuck the fag
Where anywhere I did pick up, flipped the clip up
Too many stick-ups, 'cause niggas had the trigger hic-ups
I couldn't get a job, nappy hair was not allowed
My mother couldn't afford us all, she had to throw me out
I walked the strip, which is a clip, who wanna hit?
They got 'em quick, I had to eat, this money's good as spent
I threw in graves, I wasn't paid enough
I kept 'em long 'cause I couldn't afford a haircut
I got laughed at, I got chumped, I got dissed
I got upset, I got a tech in the banana clip
Was down to throw the led to any tellin' crackhead
I'm still livin' broke, so a lot of good it would've did
Or done, if not for bad luck, I would have none
Why did I have to live a life of such a bad one
Why when I was a kid and played out was a sad one
And always wanted to live like just a fat one
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
A ghetto bastard, born next to the projects
Livin' in the slums with bums, I sit and watch them
Why do I have to be like this? momma said I'm priceless
So I am all worthless, starved, and it's just for being a nice kid
Sometimes I wish I could afford a pistol then, though
Last stop to hell, I would've ended things a while ago
I ain't have jack but a black hat and napsack
Four squad stolen in cars in a blackjack
Drop that, and now you want me to rap and give?
Say somethin' positive? Well positive ain't where I lived
I lived right around a corner from west hell
Two blocks from south shit, it was in a jail cell
The sun never shone on my side of the street, see
And only once or twice a week I would speak
I walked alone, my state of mind was home sweet home
I couldn't keep a girl, they wanted kids for cause of chrome
Some life, it you ain't wear gold your style was old
And you got more juice than dope for every bottle sold
Hell no, I say there's gotta be a better way
But hey, never gamble any game that you can't play
I'm slowin' and flowin' and goin' in on and knowin' not now
How will I do it, how will I make it? I won't, that's how
Why me, huh?
[Chorus]
My third year into adulthood, and still a knucklehead
I'm better off dead, huh, that's what my neighbor said
I don't do jack but fightin', lightin' up the streets at night
Playin' hide and seek with a machetti ??? like Freddy swipe
Some say I'm rollin' on, nothin' but a dog now
I answer that with a tech, who wanna bow-wow?
'Cause I done been through more shit within the last week
Than I fly flowin' in doo-doo on the concrete
I been a deadbeat, dead to the world and dead wrong
Since I was born that's my life, oh you don't know this song?
So don't say jack, and please don't say you understand
All that man to man talk just hot damn
If you ain't live you couldn't feel it, so kill it, skillet
And all that talk about it won't help it out, now will it?
And illtown fell like I stuck-up props, got shot
Don't worry, I hit Bob, flurry, and his punk-ass dropped
But I'm the one who has been labeled as an outcast
They changin' schools, I'm the misfit that will outlast
But that's cool with the bull, smack 'em backwards
That's what you get for fuckin' with a ghetto bastard
[Outro]
If you ain't ever been to the ghetto
Don't ever come to the ghetto
'Cause you ain't understand the ghetto
And stay the fuck out of the ghetto
Why me?
(alright
you didn't even change any thing.
jesus, man.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-03 12:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-05-03 11:47:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
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wtf?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-05-03 11:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Site and layout © 2006 Ubersite ® -- All material copyrighted by its respective copyright holder, dumbass
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-01 14:35:34 EDT (#)
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http://www.bestvideocodes.com/bvc/naughtybynature-everythingsgonnabealright.php?play=1
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fucking Thug Life 4eva!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-30 12:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
red fish,
blue fish
one fish
two fish.
if you ain't from the ocean,
stay the fuck away from my reefs.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 19:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Interesting...This reminds me of a steaming pile of dog shit.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-21 19:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This reminds me of something that would be read as spoken word, at a poetry slam. Worth reading, in my opinion.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-16 09:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont recieve digital video/digital audio. are you mental?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-16 09:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There's no fucking way that I'm reading any of that.
You look like you are a regular DV/DA participant.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-03-15 19:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this. I thought it was good. Reminds me of some tweakers I know.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-15 19:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahahahahaha
where i grew up
you would be pummelled into a Terry Shiavo state of consciousness.
first by the rednecks for being a "white nigger faggot with no balls."
then by the niggers for being a "white honky faggot with no skills."
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-15 19:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone once called rap "urban poetry." It's not poetry, it's shit, as is this post.
Submitted by tru_dat (user info) at 2006-03-15 18:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HA HA YOU'RE ONE UGLY BUCK TOOTHED MOTHERFUCKER! I'M MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOU. BY THE WAY NAUGHTY BY NATURE SUCK FAGOT DICK GET YOURSELF SOME ORGANISED KONFUSION YOU FUCKING DOWNS SYNDROME GIRL.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-15 15:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!
You really have no clue little boy.
Pear shaped? you have nothing to base that on, I'm more brick wall with a layer of insulation and drywall on it shaped, you are sadly mistaken about my condition. The funny thing is you're probably one of those guys who says "I don't have to be able to beat you in a fight i just have be able to run faster", if I were a big fighter you would be making a grave mistake in counting on that working out for you.
I too am done with this gay ass post.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 15:00:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:53:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
- 1 plagiary, you did initially present it as your own.
-1 gay ass full of himself whiny bitch camwhore. How could you have had it so tough when you're so "beautiful". cock whore.
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look big bird, i have to deal with ugly people such as yourself and your band of fuglies being hostile towards me all the time. its not my fault i'm handsome and you look like you should be locked in a basement with some kid named Chunk feeding you a baby ruth.
your rating is meaningless to me. your comment however, is meaningless. i just wanted another excuse to call you ugly. UGLY.
adversity comes in many shapes and sizes. just like how you are shaped like a giant pear.
i'm naughty by nature, not cuz i hate ya
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
- 1 plagiary, you did initially present it as your own.
-1 gay ass full of himself whiny bitch camwhore. How could you have had it so tough when you're so "beautiful". cock whore.
Wow, it's kind of wierd agreeing with Schlongy on something.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks arie/ i mean jeanee
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:48:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well my alter got banned (God damn you Bart you piece of shit!), so I have to use my real account to tell you how much I enjoy your special way of getting the nerds all riled up. :-P
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:03:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
$240 sweaters
============== anyone who pays that much for a sweater is a jackass.
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that was a joke to fire up the tards ms
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:03:46 EST (#)
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yeah shlongy? you play it on your phonograph?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
$240 sweaters
============== anyone who pays that much for a sweater is a jackass.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:00:08 EST (#)
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"Where anywhere I did pick up, flipped the clip up
Too many stick-ups, 'cause niggas had the trigger hic-ups"
i mean, come on? they really believed i wrote that?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I knew who did the fucking song, you wigger moron.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
greeks are the whiniest little punks i know. there are tons of them in my city.
what i find funny, is that shlongy and method got all worked up about this post.
this is a song by Naughty BY Nature called "everything is gonna be alright".
i'm not even in the FUPA contest!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Greeks are the pigmies of the caucasian race.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:45:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Silver spoon"? Where the fuck would this faggot get THAT idea?
I'm self made, asshole, right down to paying my own way through 4 years of college, and working - or selling dope - since I was 16.
On a side note, if I ever run into you, you'll be drinking your meals for the next two months afterwards.
I'm out of this gayass post.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:45:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahaha just like last time, huh? Funny but I don't remember that.
You're a fucking tool, you'll always be a tool, and you will never EVER experience true hard times.
Being Greek has nothing to do with anything. You have no idea where I grew up, nor the shit I went through, so I suggest you pipe down, Poindexter.
If your biggest achievements are getting a "tight fade" and spending ridiculous amounts of money on clothing, then you didn't have any problems in the first place.
Just be glad I commented at all on this sorry excuse for a post, otherwise it would be totally ignored. I'm not going to argue anymore with you, because that's what you want. Don't waste any more breath on me
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oh no!! ubers resident geriatric threatened me!! what should i do? nothing, exactly what he would do if he ever saw me. the only thing shlong would do is lust after me.
method, "you have no idea where i grew up, nor the shit i went through, so i suggest you pipe down, Poindexter."
take your own advice
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
method -- you're a huge cunt bag of jelly shit. i had a dream last night and you were in it. you were humping a pack of wild dogs and singing the theme song to growing pains. i immediately woke up and tryed to scratch out my brain to rid myself of that damn image, but instead i just clawed at my eyes for a few hours and now i can't see shit.
all thanks to you. go to hell, cunty.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Silver spoon"? Where the fuck would this faggot get THAT idea?
I'm self made, asshole, right down to paying my own way through 4 years of college, and working - or selling dope - since I was 16.
On a side note, if I ever run into you, you'll be drinking your meals for the next two months afterwards.
I'm out of this gayass post.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahaha just like last time, huh? Funny but I don't remember that.
You're a fucking tool, you'll always be a tool, and you will never EVER experience true hard times.
Being Greek has nothing to do with anything. You have no idea where I grew up, nor the shit I went through, so I suggest you pipe down, Poindexter.
If your biggest achievements are getting a "tight fade" and spending ridiculous amounts of money on clothing, then you didn't have any problems in the first place.
Just be glad I commented at all on this sorry excuse for a post, otherwise it would be totally ignored. I'm not going to argue anymore with you, because that's what you want. Don't waste any more breath on me
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:40:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and you call me a mamas boy? you're greek. i had greek friends in high school who would whip their moms boob out for milk at lunch.
look at me. i went from hand me downs and no haircut to $240 sweaters and tight fades.
you only dont want to argue because you know you'll lose just like last time hot shot.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not even going to waste my breath going tit for tat with you and argue about what school I went to, you fucking moron. Rest assured that I most certainly did not grow up with a silver spoon in my mouth, or else I wouldn't be chastizing you for being a fucking whiny lil bitch right now. People who really have gone through alot of shit in their lives don't go crying about it to the general public like this.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SHLONGY WAS BORN WITH A SILVER SPOON IN HIS UGLY MOUTH.
METHOD, WHERE ARE YOU FROM? UPTOWN? YOU PRIVATE SCHOOL BITCH!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh dear lord. I wish my grass were as emo as you so it would fucking cut itself
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU GUYS JUST DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE ME. TO BE WHERE I'M FROM AND TO BE WHERE I AM NOW.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:32:53 EST (#)
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But I'm the one who has been labeled as an outcast
They changin' schools, I'm the misfit that will outlast
But that's cool with the bull, smack 'em backwards
That's what you get for fuckin' with a ghetto bastard
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I would also love to know what sort of pussy ass ghetto you had to grow up in, you poor thing. The mean streets of Greenwich village, perhaps, or the dirt roads of Idaho?
If it's about you doing drugs or generally being a fucking waste of space, and then "bouncing" back from it to get a real job, blah blah, don't even bother.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't even stop by this dork's posts and leave -2's anymore, after THAT last comment.
Oh, "...the adversity..."
Fuck off, ya goddamn drama queen.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:30:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i wrote this because i'm naught by nature, not cuz i hate ya, method.
i thought we were cool..
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:29:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:24:44 (#)
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its my life story, in a nutshell. pretty much how i overcame adversity to be where i am today.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
I would LOVE to hear the story of the "adversity" you had to overcome. I swear to God I'll read it and won't be biased. I'm betting you haven't had to go through shit, you fuckin mamas boy
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:24:44 EST (#)
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its my life story, in a nutshell. pretty much how i overcame adversity to be where i am today.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:20:44 EST (#)
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Retro, U R white. Why are you writing about the plight of all the Websters out there?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:18:29 EST (#)
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i look gorgeous in that picture missfist! GORGEOUS!!
what about my poem though?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:57:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that pic makes you look like one of those midgets...er..i mean little people...i mean dwarf. or whatever you are calling yourselves these days.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, Caul has had multiple penises in his mouth and butt, so that does make him gay, regardless of what he says. I suspect the same goes for you.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:50:48 EST (#)
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why pokey? a guy cant state whether or not another guy is goodlooking without being gay?
you HOMOPHOBE!
not very tolerant for somebody that was in the Navy, sailor boy.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good Christ. You and Caulain need to just get a room already.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:39:10 EST (#)
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indeed we are
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
we're beautiful
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:37:44 EST (#)
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Some say I'm rollin' on, nothin' but a dog now
I answer that with a tech, who wanna bow-wow?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off, Hidden Jr.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
zzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:24:41 EST (#)
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dont hate me cuz i'm beautiful method
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus, you take the 2006 homo camwhore award
last year it was "FreshPrince"