America Is Fucked. Also; WHO WANTS TO FIGHT ME?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! (1281 hits)
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Submitted by Pokey "I should've aborted myself" Pecker (View user info) at 2006-03-15 12:23:02 EST
It's bad enough Dubya is running things.
I'm a veteran of the US Armed Forces. I did very well there because I'm reasonably intelligent, very healthy (even at the age of 38 I'm in the shape of a 25 year old) and I'm generally just a kick-fucking ass person.
I didn't particularly enjoy the service and as soon as my time was up, got out and moved on. Even back then, there were a shitload of fuck-ups in the military. People who would not survive if they didn't have an Army or Navy to take care of them. Anybody currently in the service can attest to that, unless they've improved recruiting standards since then.
As a veteran, I get lots of benefits, like good housing loans, my choice of hookers, free heroin, and so forth. Somehow, they also found my e-mail address and I am sent a newsletter which I never, ever, ever read.
Until today. The headline made me open it up and read the article:
"Most Americans Not Fit To Join The Military."
The article then goes on and on about how the population is ageing, and most of the 36 million eligible kids for the service (age 18-24) are either 1) Too Fat, 2) Too Stupid, 3) Have a criminal history. 30% of the eligible pool are high school drop-outs, and therefore uneligible for service.
1/3rd of candidates are incapable of passing the phsycial fitness test; a treadmill run.
4.4 million of the pool have "too many dependants."
A lot are disqualified because of their tattoos.
??????
I got my tattoo while I was IN the service. When did this become an issue?
Anyway.
I'm not saying that the fate of the nation rests on the military. I'm just saying that if only 4.3 million people out of the pool of 36 million currently eligible for service are even capable, then this country is totally, utterly, stupindously fucked.
"Proper fucked" as the English might say.
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I just saw part of that movie "King Arther," with that hot British chick (something Knightly I think) and the guy from "Sin City."
I don't get off on movies like that but there was a scene where the girl was all painted up in what I assume was meant to be authentic Celtic war paint, and she was slashing big huge Saxon invador types to death left and right.
This tiny, scrawny (yet highly fuckable) little girl slaughtering massive Germanic invaders.
I don't give a shit how good or bad that movie may be, now. That turned me right the fuck off. I'm sick of that shit. Give me a fucking break.
I don't care what century we live in. I, personally, can still kick damn near any woman's ass on this planet, if I wanted to. That's just fucking nature. It's just biology. Face fucking facts, people!!!
Today there are hundreds of movies that portray women as these super-hero ass-kickers. Like "Eon Flux," or "X-men," or "Laura Croft - Tomb Raider," and what have you.
What utter horse shite.
Any ladies out there wanna fight me? I'll be glad to do it, but only if 1) you're hot as hell and 2) I get a fuck after I've pummeled your ass into dust.
That's all. I'm done. Good day, fucko's.
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-16 08:59:55 EST (#)
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I'm not saying that the fate of the nation rests on the military. I'm just saying that if only 4.3 million people out of the pool of 36 million currently eligible for service are even capable, then this country is totally, utterly, stupindously fucked.
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... Um. Well, er, aren't the military meant to be 'the best of the best'? I mean... surely that means that the high standards would eliminate most people anyway. Surely this kind of thing is to be expected?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-16 04:07:25 EST (#)
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dude, I bet your liver isn't in as good a shape as it was when you were 25.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-16 04:06:52 EST (#)
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you know, judging by your spelling errors you probably were too stupid to join up, but they let you in anyway.
hmmmmmmmm
Submitted by Drawstring (user info) at 2006-03-16 03:41:30 EST (#)
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Lets go headbutt women, i wanna fight em too!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-03-16 02:23:19 EST (#)
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How can they be so picky? Aren't they desperate for people?
Shit, they've been recycling the same people and sending them
back over there after just getting settled back into normal
civilian life. How long can that continue for?
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-03-16 02:13:56 EST (#)
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You couldn't get me to join the military if you had a gun to my head and a 12 inch cock to my ass. Forunately not only am I a college student, but I have a couple of tattoos so its not an issue. Oh, and I'm fat and lazy.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:55:36 (#)
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Spook, making $$ off of fatties is a good idea. Maybe we should team up and sell my famous rape cupcakes.
One please.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2006-03-15 18:12:23 EST (#)
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Yeah No kidding... :)
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-15 17:34:57 EST (#)
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Huh. Well it's all cool Darth. I just read the article and that was the first thing that popped into my head. You have to admit it's pretty disturbing at first glance.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2006-03-15 17:29:35 EST (#)
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OK I read the article and this is what I have to say.
There is a very different point that is being conveyed here than what you are getting your whole WE ARE FUCKED attitude. The people analyzing numbers are applying some very ridiculous uniform standards to blame the pool. They think that because the military is increasing the number of times they get some kind of WAIVER for standards then there must be a problem and we are lowering our standards on a whole. However, what is really happening is just a drawing attention of these waivers when they are waivers for RIDICULOUS rules, based off of the UCMJ. And you know that is ridiculously out of date, I mean did you know that there is an actual rule in the UCMJ that says Military men are too only have sex in the missionary position and for the strict purposes of procreation. I mean shit, if they really kept to all those standards and issued waivers for some more of the ridiculous ones, EVERY PERSON that has EVER joined the military would need one.
I went in on a waiver, All my friends went in on waivers, Who fucking cares, I am an upstanding citizen and successful in the military and in civilian life.
That article cites the opposing thoughts as well, but the title is DEFINATELY overstated. They are using the term UNFIT to describe a simple case of not fitting in 200 year old moral standards.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-03-15 17:23:16 EST (#)
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+ 2 for the mistreatment of women!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-15 17:05:06 EST (#)
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Never mind. Here is the link to the article:
http://www.military.com/NewsContent/0,13319,90736,00.html?ESRC=dod.nl
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-15 17:04:01 EST (#)
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Darth Faded, send me your e-mail address and I'll forward to you the article that was sent to me from "Military.com"
It's far too long to post here.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:59:58 EST (#)
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I had to comment on some of this.
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"It's bad enough Dubya is running things."
----Arguable, but I am with you on that
"I'm a veteran of the US Armed Forces. I did very well there because I'm reasonably intelligent, very healthy (even at the age of 38 I'm in the shape of a 25 year old) and I'm generally just a kick-fucking ass person. "
----Good for you, I like you, You're funny... You can come over and fuck my sister.
"I didn't particularly enjoy the service and as soon as my time was up, got out and moved on. Even back then, there were a shitload of fuck-ups in the military. People who would not survive if they didn't have an Army or Navy to take care of them. Anybody currently in the service can attest to that, unless they've improved recruiting standards since then. "
----If you were in the Army then I can understand your point of view here. In my experience It has alot to do with what you did in the military if you were in any type of Ground Forces type unit, then I am quite sure you are right on. But the Army and infantry in general are catch all's for the caliber of people you are referring to. Honestly on an unrelated point I believe there to be honor in those not of the highest intellignece and capability that give themselves for military service, even though they really have nothing more to offer than their ability to serve a single simple function; such as drive a truck, or fire a rifle.
I was a US Marine for 5 years, and just to defunct you stereotypical "Marines are Idiot's" I aced the ASVAB and qualified for Air Force and Naval intelligence, declined because I wanted to work with Aircraft and as an 18 year old, the title of being a certifiable Badass AKA: Marine was pretty important too. I was an Operations Level Avionics Technician running diagnostics and repairing virtually any malfunctioning electronic and computer components of all Marine and Navy Aircraft, fixed and rotary wing alike. I was stationed on all Naval Bases, and in my opinion what you say is not nearly as predominant as you would like to be think. That being the case I think you really should be basing your generalization on your branch and your military service history rather than the whole military and the entire country alike. It is far to sensational to be plausable.
"As a veteran, I get lots of benefits, like good housing loans, my choice of hookers, free heroin, and so forth. Somehow, they also found my e-mail address and I am sent a newsletter which I never, ever, ever read.
Until today. The headline made me open it up and read the article:
"Most Americans Not Fit To Join The Military."
The article then goes on and on about how the population is ageing, and most of the 36 million eligible kids for the service (age 18-24) are either 1) Too Fat, 2) Too Stupid, 3) Have a criminal history. 30% of the eligible pool are high school drop-outs, and therefore uneligible for service."
----This doesn't mean shit if you aren't citing sources. I am curious to read such an article.
"1/3rd of candidates are incapable of passing the phsycial fitness test; a treadmill run."
----This statement is simply wrong. Each individual branch has different guidelines and processes for physical fitness tests. I can say that even the substandard performers in the Marines with regards to their physical fitness can still crank out 100 crunches in 2 mins and run 3 miles in under 20 mins.
"4.4 million of the pool have "too many dependants." "
----Once again this is wrong
"A lot are disqualified because of their tattoos.
??????
I got my tattoo while I was IN the service. When did this become an issue? "
----Only 10 guys in my Platoon in Bootcamp didn't have a tattoo of some sort. I had 1 going in, and like you got many more while I was in. It NEVER ONCE posed any problem nor was it ever mentioned as a concern."
"Anyway.
I'm not saying that the fate of the nation rests on the military. I'm just saying that if only 4.3 million people out of the pool of 36 million currently eligible for service are even capable, then this country is totally, utterly, stupindously fucked.
"Proper fucked" as the English might say. "
----Ok once again these facts you have based this off of, are sensationalist and just exxagerrated bullshit propaganda, as in something that you would receieve in a chain letter from an old relative who just got email.
As a former Military man I am surprised that you would even write something like this, unless you are one of the "fuck ups" you criticized, which I don't believe you to be.
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"I just saw part of that movie "King Arther," with that hot British chick (something Knightly I think) and the guy from "Sin City."
I don't get off on movies like that but there was a scene where the girl was all painted up in what I assume was meant to be authentic Celtic war paint, and she was slashing big huge Saxon invador types to death left and right.
This tiny, scrawny (yet highly fuckable) little girl slaughtering massive Germanic invaders.
I don't give a shit how good or bad that movie may be, now. That turned me right the fuck off. I'm sick of that shit. Give me a fucking break.
I don't care what century we live in. I, personally, can still kick damn near any woman's ass on this planet, if I wanted to. That's just fucking nature. It's just biology. Face fucking facts, people!!!
Today there are hundreds of movies that portray women as these super-hero ass-kickers. Like "Eon Flux," or "X-men," or "Laura Croft - Tomb Raider," and what have you.
What utter horse shite.
Any ladies out there wanna fight me? I'll be glad to do it, but only if 1) you're hot as hell and 2) I get a fuck after I've pummeled your ass into dust.
That's all. I'm done. Good day, fucko's. "
----Keira Knightley is wicked Hot and I would fuck her brains out. I would like to pin her down and lick off her mascara far as the rest of what you wrote; I agree with you as long as we are in agreeance in not being against making her walk funny for a few days.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:51:37 EST (#)
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i also know that i could take 99.999999% of the world's populations of females in a fight.
it is silly to think otherwise.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:10:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:44:35 (#)
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you rock y'know that?
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Yep.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:00:16 EST (#)
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inion_de_trua, I know. I had to pass a lot more than that too, when I went into the service. I'm just quoting the article I got.
Peon and MANIC, I'm sure both of you could tear me limb from limb, and I'm afeeerd of youins. So I don wan no trouble mang.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2006-03-15 15:48:38 EST (#)
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Today there are hundreds of movies that portray women as these super-hero ass-kickers. Like "Eon Flux," or "X-men," or "Laura Croft - Tomb Raider," and what have you.
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Those movies are called "fantasy" for a reason. Mainly because they don't represent reality.
It's a good article, but that just ruined it for me. It's like calling "Garfield" shitty because cats don't talk (plus, there are many completely valid reasons why Garfield sucks).
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-03-15 15:43:04 EST (#)
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Lots of people are talking. I'll be back to -2 this later when I have your undivided attention, sweetcheeks.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-15 15:32:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-15 15:26:28 (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:36:34 (#)
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I couldn't get into the military because my breastes-es are too large.
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NO! can they do that???
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she probably could've pushed for a waiver. they take women who are 4'9 which is ridiculously small to the point where they're physically useless as anything other than secretaries and army football team cheerleaders.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-15 15:31:40 EST (#)
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Man, I agree totally with the 2nd part. Woman power in movies is so unrealistic. A woman can't punch like a man. Period. What's powering it? I mean in the movies they don't even use their weight or anything. Horseshit.
That's why most men are crappy self defense teachers. Their power in punching comes from their chest and shoulders. A woman's power comes from her hips. When a man teaches you to punch, he teaches you to punch like him. When a woman tries to punch that way it's ineffective and will just make a male opponent laugh at you. Unless you jab him in the nose or throat, which often gets deflected anyway.
Male Self Defense Teacher: IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?!?! HIT HARDER!!!
Me: I'M TRYING, DAMMIT.
P.S. I'll fight you. With my sniper rifle.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-15 15:30:49 EST (#)
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good. but a couple things. since when was the physical fitness test a treadmill run? my bro's initial test and all tests after for the marines were all done outside on a track at best. my ex husband's navy pft's were regularly on gravel trails that were just marked off in quarter mile segments. the guys i know in the army and marines had to run outside regardless of weather to do their 2 and 3 miles. and when weather was really that bad they usually rescheduled it, treadmill being last resort. shit i've seen them run around a gymnasium before they were put on a treadmill.
the eligibility of enlistment is actually 17 (with special circumstances) to 34 not 24. plus the raised the max age allowance for national guard and reserves at least in the case of the army.
the tat thing was because they look unprofessional in uni's with short sleeves. but all that's pretty much out the window now. they'll take almost anyone just to get their numbers up providing they're not too retarded. they have no qualms about keeping someone in basic for an extra two months just to make sure they can make the test at the end. you can get a waiver for almost anything nowadays and recruiters will lie for you anyway.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-15 15:28:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:26:50 (#)
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Tattoooooooos
It has nothing to do with hepatitis, it's professional image issue. To be eligible for service tattoos must not cover a certain percentage of your visible body parts in any uniform. I can't speak on all services, but the Air Force it's 1/4 of your exposed body and nothing above the collarbone (I can't see how it would be different for the other services though). For example, a full sleeve tattoo. Say it goes from your shoulder to wrist and covers your entire arm, that would be disqualifying.
Also, tattoos can't be hateful (i.e. racist, sexist...) even if it's not exposed in uniform. If you get a swastika on your ass cheek and somebody sees it's your choice to either have it removed at your own expense or get kicked out.
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So if they have a draft and I don't want to go, I finally have an excuse to get those full sleeves done!?!?!?
sweeeeeet.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-15 15:26:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:36:34 (#)
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I couldn't get into the military because my breastes-es are too large.
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NO! can they do that???
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-15 15:18:13 EST (#)
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peon really? they denied you because of your titties?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:44:35 EST (#)
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you rock y'know that?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:36:47 EST (#)
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And you'll friggin love it!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:36:34 EST (#)
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I couldn't get into the military because my breastes-es are too large.
I'm not bitter or anything.
But I could take you in a fight.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:28:03 EST (#)
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I don't care what century we live in. I, personally, can still kick damn near any woman's ass on this planet, if I wanted to.
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You wanna find out, BITCH?
BRING IT!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:27:11 EST (#)
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pokey, my hubby has a cock of steel.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:20:56 EST (#)
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Who stole that woman's boobs??
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:12:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:07:01 (#)
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that's fine pokey. my vagina is filled with razor blades anyway. there's also a doberman in my ass.
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Jesus. And you're still married?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:07:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:16:43 (#)
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So Mistress is the only one with the bal...er...with the sac.....er....with the cajon....er....
Mistress is the only one with the courage to fight me?!?!?!
Of course, your husband can't be around when I get my just rewards.
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that's fine pokey. my vagina is filled with razor blades anyway. there's also a doberman in my ass.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-15 14:01:09 EST (#)
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Ha Ha! Do you have little ears? If you do, you might as well apply for a job at the NAACP.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:50:19 EST (#)
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actually, i do have big lips... fuck....
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:49:21 EST (#)
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Sure sure. Jut admit it. Your dad was off on business somewhere and mom got lonely. Leroy the mailman stopped by one day with a big "package" for delivery.
One thing led to another and......
Viola! Your sister was born.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:43:13 EST (#)
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what? no my sister isn't black, dammit pokey, keep up! keep the fuck up! the sanchuwu people saw my sister beat the shit out of some street peddler in the market or something, it had something to do with pennies and dimes and a whole messload of leaflets, so they offered to make her a warrior. she thought the whole ordeal was great and everything until the fucking lions came about. the sanchuwu tribe looked surprised as fuck that she beat the lions.
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actually, the more i think about it i think they were trying to kill her or something. maybe that peddler guy was like one of their elders? hmm... i can't remember, i'd just downed a bottle of robitussum and couldn't see straight...
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:37:43 EST (#)
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Oh. Well, I'm not really into black girls, so I guess your sister is off the hook then.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:35:56 EST (#)
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ha, you could go ahead and try, but i imagine you'd have a hard time with a foot broken off in your ass, because that's what she'd do to you. i once heard that she killed a pack of lions just for staring at her. sure she was covered in goats' blood from the sanchuwu warrior ritual, but that didn't stop her from taking offense to the shit.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:32:03 EST (#)
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A half eaten twink...
WHY YOU!! I'll have you know I possess a SNATCH-HAMMER!
A SNATCH HAMMMMMEEERRRR!!!!!!
That's it punk. Imma break your sisters nose, then not only impregnate her with my Thor like dick, but imma pump it up her boot-nanny too!!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:27:23 EST (#)
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ha! mancock?! rumor has it that your phallys has been compared to:
1) a slug
2) a half eaten twinkie, minus the cream
3) a backpack
now i have no idea what that number three means, but what really matters is that the word is out on your deformed nethers, and it'd be wise of you to stop the sister bashing before i start digging into evidence files and such and find photographic proof.
and believe me, it's out there. everything is.
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo................
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:26:50 EST (#)
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Tattoooooooos
It has nothing to do with hepatitis, it's professional image issue. To be eligible for service tattoos must not cover a certain percentage of your visible body parts in any uniform. I can't speak on all services, but the Air Force it's 1/4 of your exposed body and nothing above the collarbone (I can't see how it would be different for the other services though). For example, a full sleeve tattoo. Say it goes from your shoulder to wrist and covers your entire arm, that would be disqualifying.
Also, tattoos can't be hateful (i.e. racist, sexist...) even if it's not exposed in uniform. If you get a swastika on your ass cheek and somebody sees it's your choice to either have it removed at your own expense or get kicked out.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:22:03 EST (#)
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Well....
I DO wear candy flavored Underoos on occassion.
But like you said, rules are rules, and when I beat the teeth out of your sister, I'll split her in half with my mancock.
Name of the game buddy.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:20:35 EST (#)
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pokey, i heard you punch like a girl and wear candy flavored underoos. if this is the case, i would bet all the change under my mattress that my sister could kick the dead fetus out of your stinky ass. no offense, but it's just the way things are. don't hide behind your computer, you silly bitch. come out and fight like a man.
but *when* she wins, she obviously wouldn't fuck the likes of you, so instead i get to glue your sack to my bumper and see what the tension rate is when it rips.
rules are rules, chum.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:16:43 EST (#)
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So Mistress is the only one with the bal...er...with the sac.....er....with the cajon....er....
Mistress is the only one with the courage to fight me?!?!?!
Of course, your husband can't be around when I get my just rewards.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:11:20 EST (#)
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I won't fight you. I know I'd loose. Because of my tattoo.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:05:23 EST (#)
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Beautiful streamer, open for me,
Blue skies above me and no canopy;
Counted nine thousands, counted too long,
Reached for the rip cord, the damn thing was gone.
<paratrooper (floating target) song>
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 13:03:15 EST (#)
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actually, leilanianianiani, i would imagine the tatoo thing has to do with other things like hepatitis c and shit like that. i don't doubt that visible tatoos are also not allowed for obvious reason, but i think there are less people in that situation. i would think the military would have to be leary of a hepatitis c outbreak of sorts on base, but i honestly have no idea what i'm talking about.
beck rules.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:59:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:55:36 EST (#)
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Spook, making $$ off of fatties is a good idea. Maybe we should team up and sell my famous rape cupcakes.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:54:38 EST (#)
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Even though I don't THINK this article is entirely true.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:54:07 EST (#)
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I'm investing all kinds of money in diabetic medication. Somebody's gotta make money off these fat fucks.
Even though I don't this article is entirely true.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:46:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:44:07 (#)
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your "I LOVE MEN" tattoo wouldn't go over very well nowadays old man.
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Ha! That's the first time you've EVER made me laugh, fuckwit.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:44:07 EST (#)
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you cant have more than 6 tattoos or something.
your "I LOVE MEN" tattoo wouldn't go over very well nowadays old man.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:39:56 EST (#)
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i think it's just visible tattoos, and it's stupid. a lot of people get their tattoos in the military.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:36:47 EST (#)
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Racist.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:32:43 EST (#)
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I heard the Dubay people don't want to run those ports anymore....
Being about the same age as you I concur with you on 'our' future or let's call it the waste of sperm problem.
On the other hand we'll be able to kick ass in another 10 years.
I liked the rant.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:31:25 EST (#)
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I'll fight you. But I will hypnotize you with my boobs first, then kick you in the babymaker.
I believe that the majority of the military are idiots.
But I hear they lowered the standards to get more recruits, as in you now can have a criminal record and still serve. I think that's OK, as long as your record is benign, like a pot possession charge or something.
The tattoo thing is stupid.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:29:39 EST (#)
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The first part is tragic.
And Kiera Knightly is VERY highly fuckable.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:29:35 EST (#)
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i agree, but trinity was badass. but she was based on a world without rules and such and such, so strength was not gender based. of course, that assumes that trinity had a sound, rational mind which i can attest that in my some twenty-two odd years out here in this world, i've yet to meet one that exists.
but i guess it was a movie.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:29:02 EST (#)
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I do.
Although I agree pretty much 87% with your post here.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:29:00 EST (#)
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I'm not saying that the fate of the nation rests on the military. I'm just saying that if only 4.3 million people out of the pool of 36 million currently eligible for service are even capable, then this country is totally, utterly, stupindously fucked.
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Yet another compelling argument for global disarmament. No one qualifies, except for those wacky Israelis.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-15 12:27:19 EST (#)
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the 2nd part was hilarious