I'd Kill To Be There..... (984 hits)
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Submitted by bananular phone (View user info) at 2006-03-15 21:25:14 EST
Here I am, stuck at home, listening to frozen ice pellets bouncing of the roof. A good 4 feet of dirty snow covers as far as I can see, and my unicycle sits, unused, slowly leaking air. Nothing to do but sit and watch "Training Wheel Not Required" again and again until I feel like defenestratimg myself.
Wish You Were Here....
'Nuff said.
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-08-18 18:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for your name.
Sorry, but that is so disgustingly lame.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-16 07:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I had the AC on last night.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-16 06:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty is on form! Wind his wheelchair up and watch him go.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee *amusing comment about 'laydeeees' wheeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 'your wrong you know' <--- *note incorrect use of 'your'* wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 'cunt!' wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee 'Red, soon we'll all be liberated from sexual predication and the world will be happy! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeee 'MY EARS, MY POOR EARS!!!' Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee VROOOOM! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee 'and the U.N. would be like "they've got chemical weaposn boy!" and the...Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-16 06:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll bet he roams the earth and battles other deity's. You can just see him there holding Vishnu's head in one hand and his sword in the other screaming "They're can only be one!"
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Y'all know I'm talkin' about Jesus right? Sean just roams the Scottish parliament muttering "I could have been a contender".
Alledgedly, if you're very lucky, he occaisonally does a James Mason impression. It has too be heard to be believed.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-16 06:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-16 01:09:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's the most badass person alive.
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Ah-heh. I think you'll find that that is in fact Jesus Christ. Who else can claim to have died for our sins and then risen from the grave?
Plus he's immortal, like Sean Connery in highlander. 'cause even though Sean got decapitated and deaded, he came back in the sequel. I'll bet he roams the earth and battles other deity's. You can just see him there holding Vishnu's head in one hand and his sword in the other screaming "They're can only be one!"
I think you'll agree, that is pretty badass.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-16 05:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell yeah.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-16 01:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's the most badass person alive.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-03-15 22:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Uh, so. Let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find that we have
very little in common.
-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer
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Actually, I've always wanted to be able to ride a unicycle and walk on stilts and such.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-15 21:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool picture. I have unileg!!
Hahahahaha I crack myself up.