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FUPA: Big Butt Buck Butt Fuck Duck (nsfw) (2821 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: 0.97 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2006-03-16 07:43:11 EST




I spy with my eye on my bed a treat
It looks back, it knows what's going to take place
'Tis purple and large with rubbery feet
A three-cornered grin spreads 'cross my black face
I climb on the bed and settle the lobe
Of my left ass cheek on the soft bedspread
I throw my pants to the floor; I disrobe
Into my partner's ass my cock is fed

I clutch its purplish plasticine breast
Regular blow-up dolls suit me just fine
But a purple penguin here is the best
In which to insert O strong penis mine
I ride the poor penguin, squeezing its beak
The plastic is soft on my black bubble butt
Who'd have thought flightless birds were good to freak?
Or into its purple mouth bust a nut?

I firmly but gently rape my pink prey
Being careful not to ream its asshole
In course of performing things lewd and gay
On the bird, air can't escape from a hole
The wonders of having sex with a duck!
—really a penguin, but that's not the point
After this, never a human I'd fuck
Well, some get their kicks from smoking a joint
Truly, I say to you, I get my kicks
Into its soft purple butt will go dicks





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User Reviews


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-22 23:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ah, good ole FUPA. Those were the days. The Harlot of Scarlet, they called me. I coulda been somebody..

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-22 23:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Best post ever

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-22 18:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-22 18:16:13 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-21 19:08:58 (#)
Ranking: 1

This was teh funny.

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To say this was the kicker of all ass would be gay at least. The fucker of all ass, maybe.

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-22 18:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-21 19:08:58 (#)
Ranking: 1

This was teh funny.


Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-21 21:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

'twas

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-21 19:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This was teh funny.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought this was a GOOD post.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 12:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh my god!

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

amusing. good call, posting it on thursday

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.fuck.org

Submitted by Waxinmyeye (user info) at 2006-03-16 19:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-16 18:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-16 18:52:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

Total ecstasy on that guy's face.

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He's loving it.

I'm wondering where his penis went...

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-16 18:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Total ecstasy on that guy's face.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-16 18:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-16 18:50:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude where the fuck did you find that picture? Seriously?

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It's very obvious. I mean, VERY obvious.

If I tell you, you would slap your brow and weep.

Sh...

Look at the file name.

Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-16 18:50:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude where the fuck did you find that picture? Seriously?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-16 18:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-16 18:47:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't even notice the poem...
Was kind of busy trying to figure out why a black man was fucking a blow up duck.

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Well, he evidently has an attraction to waterfowl. Silly.

Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-16 18:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't even notice the poem...
Was kind of busy trying to figure out why a black man was fucking a blow up duck.

Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-16 18:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't stop laughing...

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-16 18:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

chuckled.

but i shouldn't have. ducks are vicious.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-16 16:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Big Bubble-Butt Buck Buttfuck Duck Bubble-Butt Buck

Tongue twister!

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-16 16:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-16 11:11:14 (#)
Ranking: 1

dude just because it has a big completely hairless black man fucking a penguin???
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It's a Duck!, and...My title.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

...and nothing did....

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It sounds like SOMEONE'S jealous of Orgasmatron.

Hey, I was up against Circe. My only chance was to post black men fucking penguins. There was nothign that could stop me.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-16 11:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

dude just because it has a big completely hairless black man fucking a penguin??? jeez the things that qualify as nsfw these days

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-16 10:59:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-16 10:46:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-16 09:24:28 (#)
Ranking: -2

Making these contest posts NSFW is a breach of the rules. Ask the Übermadness commitee.
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No, it's not, Goomba. Nowhere in O-Mans rule list does it say that NSFW is off limits. And this isn't Ubermadness, anyway.

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"O-man" as you refer to him with such gay abandon is a n00b. n00b's don't make up rules, Sphagnum does.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-16 10:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you are obsessed with that man aren't you.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-16 10:46:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-16 09:24:28 (#)
Ranking: -2

Making these contest posts NSFW is a breach of the rules. Ask the Übermadness commitee.
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No, it's not, Goomba. Nowhere in O-Mans rule list does it say that NSFW is off limits. And this isn't Ubermadness, anyway.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 10:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It's official. I still hate poetry.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-16 09:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Making these contest posts NSFW is a breach of the rules. Ask the Übermadness commitee.

-2 DIE

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-16 08:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I dunno, man....it just didn't make me smile, or laugh at all. It was ok, I guess.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-16 08:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

and there ya go

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-16 08:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for the poem, +2 for the pic..dear GOD that's wrong

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-16 08:35:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Um. Wow?

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-03-16 08:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For the sheer novelty of this post, it gets a +2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-16 07:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm off.


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