Power of the tanoy (457 hits)
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Rating: -0.71 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by clark hoy <better_left_alone.at.hotmail.co.uk> (View user info) at 2006-03-16 08:15:57 EST
Now this would be my first post, and after a good two hours of trying to decide what to write about I decided that the best thing to do was go to lunch and try and have a crafty ciggy break in my car.
Now lunch itself was good, a nice full sunday lunch (made even better since it was thursday and at work it only costs £1.50) so I was wondering what i could write about on my stroll to my car when i saw some fucking green astra was blocking my car in.
I stood there wondering what course of action to take, whether to key the fucker, deflate a tyre or be mature and just leave the ciggy break for another time. I chose to be mature and walk away. That is until i got inside and saw the tanoy (loud speaker things) unattended. So without a thought for my well being or the voice i was using i tried my hardest to cover up my strangely unique voice and reeled forth this little gem
"would the person owning a green Astra estate please move your vehicle as it is blocking in 2 other cars and we have had complaints about it being a pissing eye sore. Thank you." then for some reason unbeknown to me decided to add "you twat".
As it dawned me that this was more than likely going to be owned by someone higher up than myself i decided it was time to leave. As i quickly made my escape i wondered how he would be reacting at this point in time having just been berated infront of the whole office and warehouse.
It probably wouldnt have been so bad if i wasnt mates with most of the wharehouse boys who then went out and scrawled 'pissing twat' on his car. After that i felt compelled to leave the justice of the tanoy well alone, and hope one day they will all be destroyed.
Mainyl becuase if the receptionist had that sort of power with the tanoy imagine what would happen if she was sacked...."Good morning. I have just been sacked.....you are all cunts. Please feel free to kill all the directors as they are all cunts. thank you. you cunts."
Not gonna be pretty is it?
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-06 07:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:54:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to rate every one of your posts with a +2 without reading them.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-26 07:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why not?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-19 06:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PLEASE NEVER READ THIS IT WAS PURE FUCKING SHITE
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-16 16:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
it's 'tannoy'.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-03-16 09:54:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Clean up your posts with a spellchecker.
Welcome to Uber.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-16 09:49:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Ok, for your next post you should tell us a funny story about a mentally ill coworker. The mentally ill often take simple manual labour jobs in warehouses or work in the security proffession.
Seriously, what is it about security and nutters?
Anyway, be better.
Submitted by DizzyMissus (user info) at 2006-03-16 09:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Entertaining
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-16 09:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Now this would be my first post..."
Didn't read past that. Didn't have to.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-16 08:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post lacked 'pretty'.
Run your stuff through spell checker next time, spelling errors and grammatical errors through off flow.
And don't say its your first post.
Welcome to Uber.