sporting phrases (803 hits)
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Submitted by Alex DeWitt <alex.dewitt.at.ntlworld.com> (View user info) at 2006-03-16 10:31:13 EST
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-16 16:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AUTO +2 for Alyson
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
tee hee
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-16 11:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Worth a smirk.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-03-16 11:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Tee
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-16 11:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
When the day is done, and the ball has spun
In the umpire's pocket away,
And all remains, in the groundsman's pains,
For the rest of time and a day.
There'll be one mad dog and his master, pushing for 4 with the spin.
On a dusty pitch, with two pounds six, of willowwood in the sun.
When an old cricketer leaves the crease, you never know whether he's gone,
If maybe you're catching a fleeting glimpse, of a twelfth man at silly mid-on.
And it could be Geoff, and it could be John,
With a new ball sting in his tail.
And it could be me, and it could be thee,
And it could be the sting in the ale.........sting in the ale.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-16 11:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hang on, was it The Orb who did Ultraworld? You know, it's the one with Little Fluffy Clouds on it. I think it was The Orb. I'm gonna listen to that tonight and think about playing half life.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-16 11:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Willow is a character from buffy the vampire slayer played by Alyson Hannigan. 'The crack of leather on willow' is a british term used to describe cricket.
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We all own Ultraworld by the Orb and are familiar with the phrase.
I always assiciate that album with Half Life, which is kind of cool.
Anyway Alyson would look better with a little more meat and a wearing a different two piece. Those 70's things are crap.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-16 11:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
meh
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-16 11:23:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-03-16 11:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We are friends.
But as far as ubersite is concerned we are totally seperate, we dont influence each other.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-16 11:17:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What is your relationship with Drawstring and Smooth_Shoes? Are you just friends, or... something more? If you are all part of a gravy train, that is fair enough, I just feel that we have a right to know.
Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-03-16 11:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you have given me a '+1', two '-1's and one '-2'.
You havent reveiwed my other 10 (best) posts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 11:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It ain't very good but I'm tiring of giving this doofus nothing but -2's.
Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-03-16 10:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
for the uneducated ;) :
Willow is a character from buffy the vampire slayer played by Alyson Hannigan. 'The crack of leather on willow' is a british term used to describe cricket.
i think the rest are self explanatory?
it was just an idea that came to me :)
Submitted by DonkeyGums (user info) at 2006-03-16 10:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pun in the oven :)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-16 10:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not educated.
:~(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-16 10:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I must +1 this


