Are You A Female With Facial Hair? Do The World A Favor And Wax That Shit, Okay? (2163 hits)
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Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-03-16 12:30:05 EST
I know that a lot of people are deathly afraid of public speaking, however, I am not one of those people. For this reason, my supervisor often forces me to announce guest speakers when we have large meetings of our campaign committee.
Yesterday was one such day where I would need to put on the old three-piece and act like I gave a shit. Really, I'm never in a mood to do this but it has become part of my job. The only thing about this situation is that I'm wearing pantyhose far too often than I would like.
Whenever I need to announce a speaker, I try to get to our meeting area a little early, usually because the speaker likes to be able to get into the room, take a look around and get their presentation set up. This amounts to twenty minutes less work than I had before my new responsibility began, which is cool.
As I tidied up the room a bit, I heard knocking at the door. I said, "Come in!"
The person opened the door and said, "Hi, I'm the speaker today!"
"Oh, so you're Melody?" I asked.
"Yes," she stated.
Well, Melody was quite the surprise. Her body was a normal size from the waist up and her lower half was grossly flabby (honestly, I could have used her ass as a chair). She had an ultra high pitched voice as well. Normally, this would not be enough to make me stare, although she did have a rather hypnotizing feature.
This woman had a beard that would make most men insanely jealous.
Dark and thick, it ran from ear to ear. She even stroked it when she laid her briefcase down on the table. My eyes were glued to her moustache, and I wondered if she had trimmed it up for her big speech.
Did she curl up the ends of her moustache a la Jinky Williams for special events? Did she do a goatee when she wanted to look edgy? Wait, why was I thinking about this and why the fuck didn't she just shave that shit off of her face?
I wanted to ask her so badly. I yearned to know what the fuck she was thinking by allowing that mess of hair to perch on her chin and upper lip. I wondered if she tickled a man's penis with her tiny cock broom when she gave him a blowjob.
I was dying.
As members of the committee trickled in, I watched their eyes glaze over as they watched her bustling about the front of the room, putting her handouts on the front table and making sure her PowerPoint was all cued up and ready to go.
I heard whispers, saw looks of horror and thought I caught of whiff of shit that someone had let go in their pants when they saw her.
Finally, the time had arrived. Everyone was in their seats and we were moments away from getting the show started. I asked her beard, "Melody, what's your last name again?"
She looked at me at said, "Bayard."
I smoothed my suit, stood behind the podium and said my little spiel which ended with, "As you know, we have a special guest with us who is an expert in her field. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to Ms. Melody Beardadayadadada Bayard."
Oh fuck.
Quickly, I gathered myself and said, "Take it away, Melody."
I slinked out of the side door, where I proceeded to stand in the hallway and laugh for about fifteen minutes before I was interrupted by the sounds of someone walking down the hall.
When I looked up, it was one of our more prestigious board members. I said, "Why hello, Dr. Williams."
The man looked at me, rubbed his eyes and said, "You know, you said exactly what everyone was thinking. Where did they find her, at the circus?"
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Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 21:01:12 EDT (#)
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No, Comment.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-16 04:07:27 EST (#)
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ps, i wear shorts if it's hot regardless if i've shaved two weeks or two months let alone the two days. hehehe advantages of not caring that damn much.
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Dear lord Noonie.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-08-17 16:11:16 EDT (#)
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That is gross.
Oh well, what can ya do?
Submitted by compEngineer0 (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:20:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-03-19 01:12:45 EST (#)
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Dude. That's my mom!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:06:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2006-03-18 18:53:58 (#)
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She should definitely shave that shit every two days, becuase I love the coarse feeling of a two day shadow on my grundel.
In all honesty, I probably can't get on anybody for waxing or shaving...
I mean, C'mon, have you seen my ass lately?
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Damn Jon...
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2006-03-18 18:53:58 EST (#)
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She should definitely shave that shit every two days, becuase I love the coarse feeling of a two day shadow on my grundel.
In all honesty, I probably can't get on anybody for waxing or shaving...
I mean, C'mon, have you seen my ass lately?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:30:47 EST (#)
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This woman had a beard that would make most men insanely jealous.
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I have seen chicks like this. I don't get it. You could get laser surgery or something. Now, if they don't care, then I don't care, really. But if these women are bothered by it, then there are options other than suffering.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-17 00:21:36 EST (#)
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Funny.
Submitted by AudaciousDuck (user info) at 2006-03-16 23:50:05 EST (#)
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That's horrible! Good story. Good'n.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:32:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:47:43 (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:33:57 (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:24:38 (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:20:23 (#)
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I'm not saying everybody should feel sorry for her for that. That's the last thing I expect on Uber of all places. Just trying to show another side to the coin, that's all.
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There's nothing wrong with showing the other sign of the coin. Personally, I commend you for that. If I thought for one second that there was something medically wrong with this woman, I would not laugh. This woman is a fundraiser, goes out and about town without a second thought. That is what I don't understand, especially in fundraising where sadly, looks are everything.
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I see your point. I've actually thought the same thing about a girl I work with, who has nothing medically wrong with her either. I don't understand not wanting to remove the shit, because that's what I'd do. Personally, I don't like the idea of being hairy. Then again, who am I to say what she should do with her body, eh?
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And you're right about this, too. It's society that makes women so self-concious of every little thing about them that isn't perfect. We put ourselves through a lot of shit just to look socially acceptable. I've got to tell you, any female should not feel like a scummy pig when she leaves her house in shorts with two-day growth on her legs because NO ONE CAN SEE IT!
But we do.
I blame all of this on men.
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What about men who understand leg shaving? I don't like going out with hairy legs that often, either, unless I have a goatee. So I'm once again allowing myself to have limited body hair, because of my goatee. But I have to say, sex is so much better when my legs are as smooth as the girl's. (I'm considerate in bed, is all.)
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:12:15 EST (#)
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Awww, the poor bearded lady...
...she must not care. I mean, you can't have a career in public speaking without having this come up at some point, so obviously she knows and doesn't let it bother her. That's hardcore. Also, possibly very lazy.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-16 18:02:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:41:47 (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:15:59 (#)
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I know a girl who has PCOS and when she tries to "wax that shit" her skin comes off. When she shaves, her face breaks out in a horrible rash. Things like laser and electrolysis are too expensive. It has done horrible things to her self esteem. She actually rarely leaves her house. When she does leave, she goes through the painful process of removing that shit. It's pretty sad. Knowing all that, I can't be amused by your post. Sorry. But I won't rate it negatively since I'm biased.
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Dude that really sucks. She needs to get over it though. Live life because you only get one. Should I not leave the house because I have fake leg? Should I worry about what people might say to me because of it? Fuck no.
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That does indeed sound like a crappy situation, but i don't think it's in the same boat as having a fake leg. I mean, obviously either one will seem like the bigger pain in the arse at times , but a lady-tash would just be there all the time for all to see.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2006-03-16 17:38:18 EST (#)
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Wasnt that guy in Lord of the Rings?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-16 16:42:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-16 16:39:04 EST (#)
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+2 on the title alone.
now I'm gonna read it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-16 16:29:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:59:32 (#)
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And you're right about this, too. It's society that makes women so self-concious of every little thing about them that isn't perfect. We put ourselves through a lot of shit just to look socially acceptable. I've got to tell you, any female should not feel like a scummy pig when she leaves her house in shorts with two-day growth on her legs because NO ONE CAN SEE IT!
But we do.
I blame all of this on men.
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True. It is really annoying on a hot day to not wear shorts because you haven't had time to shave. But we are just as much to blame as the men, don't you think? We judge each other just as harshly. In fact, I would say more so in a lot of cases.
But there are personally satisfying reasons for removal. I know I don't need to because my boyfriend is a bit of a hippie and doesn't care, but I do anyway. I like the feel of it. Any chick out there who's getting bored with her sex life and hasn't tried this should shave her twat or get a brazilian wax. The tactile sensation alone is worth the discomfort. You don't realize how much sensation even a little hair blocks until you're rid of it. I don't know how I stumbled into this line of thought, but there it is ladies.
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personally, i think hair removal is just the grandest thing ever. i think guys should at minimum keep their crothces fuzz free too. it's wonderful. when they get older, then they should add backs/shoulders/ears/noses to the shaving/waxing list. i like not having mounds of fuzz. exactly what you said, shave for the sensation. even shaving just your legs you have to admit touching them right after you shave them and get out of the shower feels wonderful on both your hands and legs.
ps, i wear shorts if it's hot regardless if i've shaved two weeks or two months let alone the two days. hehehe advantages of not caring that damn much.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-16 16:27:43 EST (#)
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Eh, maybe she likes it.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-03-16 16:12:05 EST (#)
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<shudder!!>
One of our regular patients at the hospital has this problem too. She is just naturally hairy I guess.
Once, when I couldn't stand it no more, I asked her if she had a hormonal imbalance and did she ever think about getting laser hair removal.
She told me no, she didn't have a hormone problem and that the women in her family were just really hairy and no, she didn't give a rat's ass about having it lasered off.
Good for her I guess but DAY-UM!
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-03-16 16:03:55 EST (#)
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Hard to +2 the bearded lady due to emotional stress caused by her at the circus many years ago......
But I am glad to see she got away from the carnival and got a real job.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:59:32 EST (#)
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And you're right about this, too. It's society that makes women so self-concious of every little thing about them that isn't perfect. We put ourselves through a lot of shit just to look socially acceptable. I've got to tell you, any female should not feel like a scummy pig when she leaves her house in shorts with two-day growth on her legs because NO ONE CAN SEE IT!
But we do.
I blame all of this on men.
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True. It is really annoying on a hot day to not wear shorts because you haven't had time to shave. But we are just as much to blame as the men, don't you think? We judge each other just as harshly. In fact, I would say more so in a lot of cases.
But there are personally satisfying reasons for removal. I know I don't need to because my boyfriend is a bit of a hippie and doesn't care, but I do anyway. I like the feel of it. Any chick out there who's getting bored with her sex life and hasn't tried this should shave her twat or get a brazilian wax. The tactile sensation alone is worth the discomfort. You don't realize how much sensation even a little hair blocks until you're rid of it. I don't know how I stumbled into this line of thought, but there it is ladies.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:50:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:11:47 (#)
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needs a full body shot picture for that one.
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NO, WE DO NOT!!!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:47:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:33:57 (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:24:38 (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:20:23 (#)
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I'm not saying everybody should feel sorry for her for that. That's the last thing I expect on Uber of all places. Just trying to show another side to the coin, that's all.
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There's nothing wrong with showing the other sign of the coin. Personally, I commend you for that. If I thought for one second that there was something medically wrong with this woman, I would not laugh. This woman is a fundraiser, goes out and about town without a second thought. That is what I don't understand, especially in fundraising where sadly, looks are everything.
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I see your point. I've actually thought the same thing about a girl I work with, who has nothing medically wrong with her either. I don't understand not wanting to remove the shit, because that's what I'd do. Personally, I don't like the idea of being hairy. Then again, who am I to say what she should do with her body, eh?
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And you're right about this, too. It's society that makes women so self-concious of every little thing about them that isn't perfect. We put ourselves through a lot of shit just to look socially acceptable. I've got to tell you, any female should not feel like a scummy pig when she leaves her house in shorts with two-day growth on her legs because NO ONE CAN SEE IT!
But we do.
I blame all of this on men.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:47:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:33:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:24:38 (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:20:23 (#)
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I'm not saying everybody should feel sorry for her for that. That's the last thing I expect on Uber of all places. Just trying to show another side to the coin, that's all.
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There's nothing wrong with showing the other sign of the coin. Personally, I commend you for that. If I thought for one second that there was something medically wrong with this woman, I would not laugh. This woman is a fundraiser, goes out and about town without a second thought. That is what I don't understand, especially in fundraising where sadly, looks are everything.
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I see your point. I've actually thought the same thing about a girl I work with, who has nothing medically wrong with her either. I don't understand not wanting to remove the shit, because that's what I'd do. Personally, I don't like the idea of being hairy. Then again, who am I to say what she should do with her body, eh?
I guess when I saw the read the description and saw the pic my first thought was of my friend, so that was my first response. Then I ended up in a conversation about the whole thing. It's a bit of an issue with me, just because I get so frustrated with her myself. Sorry to camp.
Here's a +2 for stimulating conversation, and to make up for my biasedness. Yeah, I know it's not a real word. Blow me bitches.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:24:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:20:23 (#)
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I'm not saying everybody should feel sorry for her for that. That's the last thing I expect on Uber of all places. Just trying to show another side to the coin, that's all.
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There's nothing wrong with showing the other sign of the coin. Personally, I commend you for that. If I thought for one second that there was something medically wrong with this woman, I would not laugh. This woman is a fundraiser, goes out and about town without a second thought. That is what I don't understand, especially in fundraising where sadly, looks are everything.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:20:23 EST (#)
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Well, yeah, I get mad at her for not trying harder, myself. It is tough shit. I've said the exact same thing to her once too, "tough shit," etc. I'm usually pretty honest with her about her fatalistic viewpoint. She got mad at me of course for not being understanding. I don't know, sometimes I try the tough love thing on people and it backfires.
Course now with the other thing, which I won't get into, the hair thing seems inconsequential. I get mad at her for not fighting harder, but I don't say so anymore.
I'm not saying everybody should feel sorry for her for that. That's the last thing I expect on Uber of all places. Just trying to show another side to the coin, that's all.
Ok, now I'm done talking about it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:10:59 EST (#)
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i know about the skin thing. i know women with pcos. crap i think my mom was diagnosed with that. at least i know she's had cycsts on her ovaries whether or not it was pcos is what i'm not sure of. and she has lupus so she's fucked six ways from sunday on lots of things. but seriously, your friend couldn't have tried to hard. like you said, she gave up. tough shit i guess.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:47:52 EST (#)
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Doesn't really matter because she's dying of something else now anyway. Medical problems from the start. I guess I just think it's sad because she never really gave herself a chance. Whatever, I'm done talking about it.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:45:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:31:54 (#)
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Anansie - Life sucks...wear a helmet. Unfortunately, I stopped feeling sorry for people a long time ago. Problems don't make people special as far as I'm concerned because every single person has them. I mean, what the fuck? It mean seem cold but I was taken advantage of for my kindness too many times.
Seriously, is it possible not to offend anyone on Uber?
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Dude, I didn't say I was offended. I would have dropped a -2 if I was. I'm just trying to show a different POV.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:42:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:24:34 (#)
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she should probably switch to products made for guys' faces because that stuff is made for, well, faces. or um bikini zone? electrolysis isn't that expensive. it might take a while but i'm gonna get my eyebrows done for like $30 for 15 minutes. hell the middle east has been doing hair removal for everything except the scalp and eyebrows for centuries as part of a religious prescription. i mean they "wax that shit" every 40 days according to the koran, so she probably hasn't found whatever method would work best. maybe threading or sugaring?
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I think she's tried everything, including electrolysis and sugaring. She's really poor, and you have to do electrolysis over and over in the same area before it works, at least you did back when she tried it, plus it was a lot more expensive back then. I think she just got sort of turned off and stopped looking into it. She kind of gave up, and started just shaving it before she left the house. I don't know what threading is. The biggest problem is that her skin is VERY sensitive, abnormally so. It probably wouldn't be too horrible if it wasn't for the sensitive skin. Besides, hair removal for women with PCOS is different for normal women because it is coarse like a man's, but with the same skin sensitivity of a woman (and in her case even more sensitive). Right now she's got some sort of prescription cream or something, that is supposed to help a lot, but that's pretty expensive. Now at least she's got insurance and PCOS is recognized as a syndrome so the cream's covered.
I don't know, I just can't laugh at that. She's a good friend, a sweet girl, and smart as hell. It's sad because she'd be really pretty if it weren't for the hair thing.
Like I said, I'm biased.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:41:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:15:59 (#)
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I know a girl who has PCOS and when she tries to "wax that shit" her skin comes off. When she shaves, her face breaks out in a horrible rash. Things like laser and electrolysis are too expensive. It has done horrible things to her self esteem. She actually rarely leaves her house. When she does leave, she goes through the painful process of removing that shit. It's pretty sad. Knowing all that, I can't be amused by your post. Sorry. But I won't rate it negatively since I'm biased.
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Dude that really sucks. She needs to get over it though. Live life because you only get one. Should I not leave the house because I have fake leg? Should I worry about what people might say to me because of it? Fuck no.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:31:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:57:42 (#)
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Umm........I don't mind if this isn't real, I mean come on, hey, HEY. So anyways, her last name was Bayard? That seems a little convenient, don't you think, Goosey? I want to talk about this beard as well. What color was it? Did she insist on being called "Mrs."? Who the fuck names their kid Melody? That's what you name a restaurant, instead you spell it all goofy like with two e's on the end. How old was she? What time was this meeting? I'm joining CSI:New York next season.
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Her last name wasn't Bayard...I didn't want to put her real last name in this post just in case. It is close to the word beard though. Her beard was brown, and when I introduce a female I always call them "Ms." out of respect. I have no idea who names their kid Melody. I would say she was about 40 - 45 and the meeting was held from 10-12 in the conference room on our second floor.
Anansie - Life sucks...wear a helmet. Unfortunately, I stopped feeling sorry for people a long time ago. Problems don't make people special as far as I'm concerned because every single person has them. I mean, what the fuck? It mean seem cold but I was taken advantage of for my kindness too many times.
Seriously, is it possible not to offend anyone on Uber?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:24:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:15:59 (#)
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I know a girl who has PCOS and when she tries to "wax that shit" her skin comes off. When she shaves, her face breaks out in a horrible rash. Things like laser and electrolysis are too expensive. It has done horrible things to her self esteem. She actually rarely leaves her house. When she does leave, she goes through the painful process of removing that shit. It's pretty sad. Knowing all that, I can't be amused by your post. Sorry. But I won't rate it negatively since I'm biased.
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she should probably switch to products made for guys' faces because that stuff is made for, well, faces. or um bikini zone? electrolysis isn't that expensive. it might take a while but i'm gonna get my eyebrows done for like $30 for 15 minutes. hell the middle east has been doing hair removal for everything except the scalp and eyebrows for centuries as part of a religious prescription. i mean they "wax that shit" every 40 days according to the koran, so she probably hasn't found whatever method would work best. maybe threading or sugaring?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:17:18 EST (#)
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My elementary school had a teaching aid who's mustache was so long it completely curled over her top lip.
She bleached it bright blonde.
My lil sis's friend walked up to her one day and says: "You know, we can still see it. Why don't you just shave it off?"
I almost frikkin died
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:16:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:15:59 EST (#)
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I know a girl who has PCOS and when she tries to "wax that shit" her skin comes off. When she shaves, her face breaks out in a horrible rash. Things like laser and electrolysis are too expensive. It has done horrible things to her self esteem. She actually rarely leaves her house. When she does leave, she goes through the painful process of removing that shit. It's pretty sad. Knowing all that, I can't be amused by your post. Sorry. But I won't rate it negatively since I'm biased.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:11:47 EST (#)
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needs a full body shot picture for that one.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-16 14:00:27 EST (#)
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there was a girl in high school who the biggest pork chops I've ever seen. apalling indeed.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:57:42 EST (#)
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Umm........I don't mind if this isn't real, I mean come on, hey, HEY. So anyways, her last name was Bayard? That seems a little convenient, don't you think, Goosey? I want to talk about this beard as well. What color was it? Did she insist on being called "Mrs."? Who the fuck names their kid Melody? That's what you name a restaurant, instead you spell it all goofy like with two e's on the end. How old was she? What time was this meeting? I'm joining CSI:New York next season.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:56:30 EST (#)
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two things:
a) i wont tooo wax that. i wont to aier dry that sheet. -indian dude from van wilder
b) jay peg? that br oad looks like jay peg.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:51:22 EST (#)
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Mmmmmm, bearded woman. So, so hot...
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:33:27 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:16:50 EST (#)
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you definitely do have to wonder about something like that.
maybe she cross dresses outside of work and wants to be able to have her manly appearance?
otherwise.... Wax That Shit indeed! It doesn't take that long. I have lots of friends who wax staches (though i know none with beards)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:13:03 EST (#)
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Pentameter- I really don't read ANYONE'S posts.
I'm too busy reviewing to take the time to actually read these things.
BOINNNNGGGNNNGGGGGG
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:06:30 EST (#)
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Maybe she just lives in a really cold place.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:04:28 EST (#)
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Semi-bearded
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-03-16 12:56:06 EST (#)
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A few years ago, when I first started working at Disney, there was a woman with a thick beard working in the next store over. The thing is, Disney doesn't allow beards, but no one had the balls to bring it up to her, and tell her she doesn't meet the appearance guidelines.
Someone should start asking these women about their beards, seriously.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-16 12:51:34 EST (#)
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I wasn't making fun of anyone. I am just shocked that in the year 2006 when there are multiple options available for hair removal that anyone would walk around that way.
And Shlongy, you didn't even read it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-16 12:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i dunno if it's been said in the reviews or the post (I dont ever read anything anymore), but "bleaching" your moustached or beard blonde is NOT acceptable either
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2006-03-16 12:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
women with beards are way too easy to make fun of.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-16 12:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahah
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-16 12:38:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The man looked at me, rubbed his eyes and said, "You know, you said exactly what everyone was thinking. Where did they find her, at the circus?"
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Everyone knows that bearded ladies belong on a sideshow.
Or in porn.
Or.....in sideshow porn.
Mmm.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-16 12:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear to god some people just don't give a shit about their appearance. This weekend in Vermont I witnessed this firsthand. It's as though the people of Vermont are in a fashion time warp. They just don't care.
Submitted by SteveJohnson (user info) at 2006-03-16 12:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A woman wrote this. This fact alone warrants a 2.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-16 12:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's just fucking nasty.
You have to wonder - Does she not know? Not care? Not have access to hot wax? Duct tape even? WTFBBQ indeed.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-03-16 12:36:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There used to be a woman at my old secondary school who had a massive beard. Who the hell would work with kids if they don't look 100% normal. That's just asking for trouble!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 12:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You, talking about waxing, = Shlongy with wood.