Using ubersite's words as my own... (449 hits)
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Submitted by Waxinmyeye (View user info) at 2006-03-16 19:14:28 EST
So No one seems to like what I have been writing, but I have a plan. I will take your criticism and use it to better my writing...
Here are some of the reviews that you ubersite have given me and that will help me be a better user.
Now only using your words I will write my best post yet!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:40:44 (#)
Ranking: -1
Twatsmear.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:45:06 (#)
Ranking: -1
Not even worth a -2.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:06:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
hey jizzinyoureye, how's your girlfriend doing these days? by girlfriend i of course mean that rolled up, rock hard tube sock you fuck every night. keep trying to be tight, one day it might work out for you.
as for now... -2.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:21:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn
I HATE you fucking NEWBS!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:32:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
+2ing yourself doesn't work, tiger. If you're an alter, of course, that's a nice touch.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:33:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG U -2ed MY POST! U ARE SO ORIGINAL??!
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-11 19:33:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
They hate noobs because noobs do things like this.
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-11 18:35:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
are you a homosexual?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 07:21:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen, Mr. Weed. May I call you Dick? When you go to the
bookstore, do you look for Ayn Rand, William Faulkner, or
Hunter S. Thompson? Or do you gravitate to Stephen KIng
or Isaac Asimov? People read what they enjoy, and they
rate accordingly.
Your list showed me, at least, that your comprehension
skills could use a little work. How could you watch this site
for more than a few days and still not know the identity of Bart?
Sheesh!!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:00:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
NURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:59:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Have some of my jism in your eye, too.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:37:20 (#)
Ranking: -1
I never agreed with you. Not for shit.
This wasn't quite -2 worthy, though. For fuck's sake, stop talking about your post within your own post. Let the post speak for itself.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-13 07:37:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-13 07:24:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate to be cliche, but Ubersite is society.
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I like the pause you put in their to emphasise the profound nature of this comment. I'll be sure to melt down my false idols now that prophet HighVoltage has come amongst us and blasted us with this mighty truth. Also I disagree.
In anycase though this post was apalling.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 06:47:35 (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen better
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-03-13 06:33:53 (#)
Ranking: -1
None too well written, but might have been amusing had it been.
Also, does "see for me to get him out I have to rub my front tire with his back tire" seem a little bit... ghey?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:59:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
So you are like the missing link between humans and apes right? And by that I mean your mother was raped by a gorilla while on a trip to Africa. Though I guess it doesn't count as rape if she got the gorilla drunk first and then offered to jack it off in a parking lot behind a bar.
But still, the gorilla was better than the wild boar who she was married to.
.....
That was weak.
.....
You know what? Fuck you. I hope you choke on elk penis. (I feel much better about that one.)
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Ubersite is society.
Bart: I hate to be cliche, but I've seen better. But it might have been amusing had it been ghey.
Stephen King: are you a homosexual?
Bart: No Comment
Mr.Weed: Your skills could use a little work. How could you watch William Faulkner and Hunter S. Thompson for more than a few days and still not know how to be tight and jism in Ayn Rand's eye?
Isaac Asimov: hey jizzinyoureye, For fuck's sake, stop talking about that Twatsmear you fuck every night. In anycase, what may I call your Dick? This is from list you showed me, tiger, HighVoltage, prophet, melt down, rock hard, RRRRRRRRRub touch.
girlfriend: OMG! I hate When you alter your nature. Listen, come fuck your girlfriend or People will guess you rape your mother. Now give me some wild penis.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For fuck's sake, stop talking about your post within your own post.
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This post is a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, hidden inside a big festering pile of garbage.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-17 09:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Name checked 3 times you bitches! Yes! I am number 1! All others are two or below.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-17 09:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for compiling all those good hate lines in one place.
*adds bookmark*
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut. Up.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ugh.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think my "tip" was probably the most important lesson to learn here, Harvey.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-16 19:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This could have been a fantastic idea for a post.
Maybe you should worry less about what other people think and focus on doing what you like.
How new are you here? I didn't look.
If you're green, you're bound to get responses like that.
Hopefully you didn't earn them because you were talentless or unfunny.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-03-16 19:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES!
for gods sake you actually did something constructive. well done chap
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-03-16 19:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
arr noobs. bad noobs. yarrr. angry I am against the noobs.
does this even matter?
bad noobs.
no +2 for you.
wait a minute.
ha, I lied!
+2 just to piss off everyone
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-03-16 19:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
damn n00bs
Submitted by Waxinmyeye (user info) at 2006-03-16 19:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
newsindustry... too many reviews to use, next i'll use yours.. it started to hurt my head.
Submitted by NewestIndustry (user info) at 2006-03-16 19:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You didn't put my comment. But, hey, it's nice to see that you can actually twist shit reviews. I guess you're good for something.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-16 19:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait a minute, that last bit is constructed from words in the reviews?
If so that is actually clever and I will raise your rating.