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Submitted by ScottPeterson (View user info) at 2006-03-16 19:53:44 EST




















































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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-27 21:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

pfft!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hey Scottie, let's go pick up some whores in Pahrump...

Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It took me a few seconds to get it, but get it I did.

And it was *good*.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-03-17 10:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+moo

Submitted by NewestIndustry (user info) at 2006-03-17 07:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bloody hell! You're right!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-17 02:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This was actually sorta clever, I guess.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-03-17 02:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

uh................


well fuck me .

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-03-17 02:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-17 00:31:10 (#)
Ranking -2

OH MAN I'M GETTING RIFFED BY PETERSON!
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obviously i'm not the first since you wear a name tag




Submitted by Some_Type_Of_Super (user info) at 2006-03-17 02:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That was funny.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-17 00:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HI-YO!
A hotel joke!
Do a fat joke next!
No, no, wait, hold on!
Do a "You Love Bart" joke!

OH MAN I'M GETTING RIFFED BY PETERSON!
THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!

</sarcasm>

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-03-16 23:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-16 23:09:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

OHS NOES I WAS -2'D BY SCOTT PETERSON!
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I lied about that part, but now now that I have your attention...

You can keep the change when you go up to Room 243 and un-plug my toilet.




Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-16 23:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OHS NOES I WAS -2'D BY SCOTT PETERSON!

DA HORROR!

OH DA HORROR OF IT ALL!

Or something like that...

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-16 23:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I support your plight.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:50:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

I was just insulted by a Uber C-Lister. Ouch.

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that's 2 steps UP, for you old man

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I was just insulted by a Uber C-Lister. Ouch.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:37:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to bone your wife.

Especially now...because she's dead.
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i'm glad someone else has finally realized fishing and cutting bait are the same thing

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to bone your wife.

Especially now...because she's dead.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:30:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

I wish Lacey was alive and you were murdered.
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Congratulations! You win this weeks combined; limp-dick and irrelevancy contest.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The only users ScottPeterson has ever -2'd:

Some_Type_Of_Super (user info) -2 on 1 = -2.00
PoTtY (user info) -2 on 1 = -2.00
Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) -2 on 1 = -2.00
jgreening (user info) -2 on 1 = -2.00

Good...everyone seems to be accounted for now.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I wish Lacey was alive and you were murdered.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:36:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

I almost laughed at this.

Then I realised it sucked large amounts of cock.
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quite a bold statement coming from a person who spends every night naked, bend down at the waist with his chin on his chest while he's perched on the edge of a race-car bed wearing only Birkenstocks

how does it feel to be just inches away from something you'll, otherwise, never be able to experience?

and make sure that pen daddy gave you doesn't leak thru the protector and spoil that nice shirt mommy ironed for you because if it does, the Big Bird linens go right back on, son






Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is stupid.

Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The football announcer from Not Another Teen Movie has a face I can't stand. It's the kind of face that begs to be punched. On a related note, TV screens hurt my hand.

Submitted by ScotchTape (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Bah dum psh!

Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:40:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:36:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

I almost laughed at this.

Almost.

Then I realised I sucked large amounts of cock.
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Corrected.

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:37:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your fuckin' name still cracks me up.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I almost laughed at this.

Almost.

Then I realised it sucked large amounts of cock.

Submitted by Some_Type_Of_Super (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Crap.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:18:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No...can't give...positive rating...blank post...but...was...funny

DAMN!

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaahahaa

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-16 19:55:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha

I said to myself why the fuck isn't the picture loading. I don't feel all that bright now.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-16 19:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha

I said to myself why the fuck isn't the picture loading. I don't feel all that bright now.

Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-16 19:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This made me laugh.


Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.

Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting last night
at the bar. Apparently he doesn't really love Selma and the
marriage is just a sham to help his career.

A Fish Called Selma