Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. This isn't creepy at all...
  2. Super Important Question
  3. Jesus.
  4. What really goes on at a u...
  5. New Product Evaluation: C...
  6. When will women stop sendi...
  7. Galileo's finger
  8. A Stoned Question
  9. I'm Back!
  10. What's your Theme Song, Ub...
more...
Most Heated
  1. Sleep now? (57 heat)
  2. What's your Theme Song, Ub... (32 heat)
  3. This site should be more l... (23 heat)
  4. When will women stop sendi... (23 heat)
  5. This isn't creepy at all... (20 heat)
  6. Super Important Question (18 heat)
  7. Wuthering Heights – A book... (17 heat)
  8. Super Yum? (14 heat)
  9. New Product Evaluation: C... (13 heat)
  10. A Stoned Question (12 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1217192 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (774552 hits)
  3. How The Hell Do I Get Out ... (507863 hits)
  4. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (427500 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (383875 hits)
  6. How To Pick Up Chicks (352652 hits)
  7. Knockoff porn movie titles (327950 hits)
  8. My J-Date Misadventure (317837 hits)
  9. Masturbating on Skype with... (314080 hits)
  10. Badass Australian Cows (275545 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1573205 hits)
  2. S. William Moore II (1562777 hits)
  3. Razor (1536834 hits)
  4. JMG114 (1497443 hits)
  5. Sydeburnz (1433870 hits)
  6. MickGinny (1400920 hits)
  7. loki (1144135 hits)
  8. Jonukah (1084747 hits)
  9. VACANCY (1072382 hits)
  10. Sayonara (1066588 hits)
  11. weeeeep (1027345 hits)
  12. Obama Fofana (994345 hits)
  13. Yankees! (980370 hits)
  14. Tom (923517 hits)
  15. THE MIGHTY APOLLO (847866 hits)
  16. I Got A Life So I Don't Ha... (834004 hits)
  17. ++TIGER++ ++LILLY++ (815597 hits)
  18. Sorrell (805901 hits)
  19. Wally (798484 hits)
  20. RIP™ (779155 hits)
  21. Tremble, hetero swine! (760715 hits)
  22. Phallic_Cymbals (752534 hits)
  23. RON PAUL 2008! (749694 hits)
  24. HIDDEN101 (741692 hits)
  25. Will Zone (728446 hits)
  26. T then ToM (720256 hits)
  27. User Blocked (714737 hits)
  28. iddqd (701391 hits)
  29. kaos-king (688128 hits)
  30. kaos-king (670620 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

PLEASE ENJOY THIS CULTURALLY, ETHNICALLY, RELIGIOUSLY, AND POLITICALLY CORRECT POST RESPONSIBLY. Thank You. (SPT) (1121 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.7 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by ScottPeterson (View user info) at 2006-03-16 19:53:44 EST




















































Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-27 21:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

pfft!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hey Scottie, let's go pick up some whores in Pahrump...

Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It took me a few seconds to get it, but get it I did.

And it was *good*.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-03-17 10:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+moo

Submitted by NewestIndustry (user info) at 2006-03-17 07:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bloody hell! You're right!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-17 02:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This was actually sorta clever, I guess.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-03-17 02:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

uh................


well fuck me .

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-03-17 02:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-17 00:31:10 (#)
Ranking -2

OH MAN I'M GETTING RIFFED BY PETERSON!
-------
obviously i'm not the first since you wear a name tag




Submitted by Some_Type_Of_Super (user info) at 2006-03-17 02:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That was funny.

|
|
|
|
v

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-17 00:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HI-YO!
A hotel joke!
Do a fat joke next!
No, no, wait, hold on!
Do a "You Love Bart" joke!

OH MAN I'M GETTING RIFFED BY PETERSON!
THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!

</sarcasm>

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-03-16 23:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-16 23:09:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

OHS NOES I WAS -2'D BY SCOTT PETERSON!
---------
I lied about that part, but now now that I have your attention...

You can keep the change when you go up to Room 243 and un-plug my toilet.




Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-16 23:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OHS NOES I WAS -2'D BY SCOTT PETERSON!

DA HORROR!

OH DA HORROR OF IT ALL!

Or something like that...

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-16 23:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I support your plight.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:50:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

I was just insulted by a Uber C-Lister. Ouch.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
that's 2 steps UP, for you old man

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I was just insulted by a Uber C-Lister. Ouch.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:37:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to bone your wife.

Especially now...because she's dead.
--------------
i'm glad someone else has finally realized fishing and cutting bait are the same thing

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to bone your wife.

Especially now...because she's dead.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:30:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

I wish Lacey was alive and you were murdered.
-------------
Congratulations! You win this weeks combined; limp-dick and irrelevancy contest.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The only users ScottPeterson has ever -2'd:

Some_Type_Of_Super (user info) -2 on 1 = -2.00
PoTtY (user info) -2 on 1 = -2.00
Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) -2 on 1 = -2.00
jgreening (user info) -2 on 1 = -2.00

Good...everyone seems to be accounted for now.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I wish Lacey was alive and you were murdered.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:36:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

I almost laughed at this.

Then I realised it sucked large amounts of cock.
--------------
quite a bold statement coming from a person who spends every night naked, bend down at the waist with his chin on his chest while he's perched on the edge of a race-car bed wearing only Birkenstocks

how does it feel to be just inches away from something you'll, otherwise, never be able to experience?

and make sure that pen daddy gave you doesn't leak thru the protector and spoil that nice shirt mommy ironed for you because if it does, the Big Bird linens go right back on, son






Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is stupid.

Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The football announcer from Not Another Teen Movie has a face I can't stand. It's the kind of face that begs to be punched. On a related note, TV screens hurt my hand.

Submitted by ScotchTape (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Bah dum psh!

Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:40:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:36:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

I almost laughed at this.

Almost.

Then I realised I sucked large amounts of cock.
----
Corrected.

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:37:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your fuckin' name still cracks me up.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I almost laughed at this.

Almost.

Then I realised it sucked large amounts of cock.

Submitted by Some_Type_Of_Super (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Crap.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:18:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No...can't give...positive rating...blank post...but...was...funny

DAMN!

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaahahaa

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-16 19:55:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha

I said to myself why the fuck isn't the picture loading. I don't feel all that bright now.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-16 19:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha

I said to myself why the fuck isn't the picture loading. I don't feel all that bright now.

Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-16 19:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This made me laugh.


I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes, but what
about those really smart ones who live among us who rollerskate and smoke
cigars?

-- Homer Simpson, on Heaven
The Telltale Head