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Apology to Ubersite. (957 hits)

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Rating: -0.69 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by CHR15 (View user info) at 2006-03-16 20:13:29 EST


Firstly I don't know if the big man upstairs will read this, he seems to read all my other posts and then ban me. That's the third time in a month... I'd just like to say a few things and hopefully not get banned because you want rid of me all together.

Fair does, I guess I have acted like an ass. I enjoy reading Ubersite and posting here. I apologise if I have caused offence to users and owners alike and would like a second chance. After all Ubersite is the best damned webpage in the world, what else am I going to do when I am gainfully employed?

So once again Uber I am sorry. Give me another chance and I will not misbehave.

Ban me again if that's what you feel you have to do, but like I said, I can live with the rules and would like to continue here.

Also Badassmofo, erosion_rules, retrospect & TigerLilly, I apologise. Sorry if I have missed anyone out.

That is all.

Chris.

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Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

because truth is better than fiction.

2/5

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you should have attached goatse as the picture for your little rant...I would have respected you for that.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-03-17 13:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Listen kid, THC will not let you go cold turkey nor will it effect your physical condition other than your energy levels are consumed processing the THC. You are open for everything that gets your mind of reality like a lot of us. Even Über is an escape from that for a lot of people.

Be honest to yourself and you'll turn out fine.

Peace.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-17 09:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

3rd rule of Ubersite: Don't apologise for ANYTHING!
It will only get your ass handed to you on a platter.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-03-17 09:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Apologize? For what?

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-17 08:56:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

what full frontal said. nobody cares if you are a dick or nice, people will react to you accordingly.

post some stories about your trip to brazil, leave out the lady boy parts and everything will be cool.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-17 07:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Who fucking cares?

Appolgize to who?

This is just a website.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-17 07:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

electro's was better

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-17 07:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok, clearly I am not welcome. Later Ubersite.

Submitted by NewestIndustry (user info) at 2006-03-17 07:17:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Never mind the bullocks, here's another bannable shitface.

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-03-17 07:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 06:22:08 (#)
Ranking: -2

You've got to be fucking kidding me with that last comment, right?


Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-17 06:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why would I be kidding you?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 06:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You've got to be fucking kidding me with that last comment, right?

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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-17 06:16:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/80329 this isn't an excuse but like it says in the post there I have been on gear for the last 4 years and I stopped 12/12/05. It affected me mentally quite badly, I think because I smoked too much for too long, and quitting has been hard.

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-03-16 23:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by AudaciousDuck (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You rock. Unless you are lying. Then you suck.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I am a caveman...I am a cavemen...I am the walrus...coo coo ca choo, you fuckers.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks. But really no reason to apologize you didn't do anything to me.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

See, CHR15243547585447557? Keep your shit in line and post me a story.
Ya fuckin' wanker! :)


Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

YOU -2'D ALL MY POSTS TOO! I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT RATINGS!! WTF? AND NOW YOU WANT IT ALL TO BE OKAY? I DONT FUCKING THINK SO. YOU SAID RETROSPECT HAD BUCK TEETH! THATS MEAN MAN! HE THE SEXIEST MAN EVER!

YOU ARE A SKINNY LIITLE TWIRP AND NOBODY LIKES YOU, JUST LIKE GRADE SCHOOL, AND EVERYTHING ELSE YOU HAVE EVER BEEN INVOLVED IN. NOBODY LIKES YOU.

I COME TO THIS SITE TO POST WHATEVER I WANT AND IF PEOPLE WANT TO ARGUE THEN LETS ARGUE, ITS FUN. YOU TURN INTO AN INSTABITCH AND CRY WHEN YOU GET BANNED FOR BEING A RETARD.

IF YOU WANT TO BE A DICK, FINE BE A DICK. IF YOU WANT TO BE COOL, BE COOL. EITHER WAY I DONT LIKE YOU OR DISLIKE YOU.

IT DOES TAKE A BIG MAN TO APOLOGISE THATS WHY BITCHES LIKE METHOD AND SHLONGY SAY "NEVER APOLOGISE." THEY ARE LIKE CAVE MEN.

ANYWAYS, IF YOU ARGUE WITH ME I'LL ARGUE BACK AND IF YOU JOKE WITH ME I'LL JOKE BACK. SAME AS I DO WITH EVERYBODY ELSE ON THIS SITE.

THE OFFICE IS ON NOW SO I'M OUT.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The apology is genuine dude, I'll post some decent stuff again.

I got to go I'll check back in the morning. Peace.

Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Though I don't really buy the apology, I doubt you wanted to be banned completely. I guess it was your man-period or something.

I mean shit, I could probably end up respecting you eventually. Hell, there are a lot of people that I thought were assholes when I first started, and I now respect almost all of them.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:01:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

Cheers Bubba.

Lets see, I posted a link to goatse without nsfw, then I -2ed a couple of people's catalogue of posts and I think the last time was because of the first two.
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Ya done fucked up, kid. But Bart was magnanimous enough to let you return, so post a good
story and keep your head about you. -2ing people for revenge is kinda chickenshit,
huh? NSFW can keep people from losing their jobs. It's all about giving a shit
about others. . . :)


Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ta HighVoltage.

Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Not buying it. I don't care if you get banned or not, really. You -2ed all my posts, so I -2ed all yours. It was balanced.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Some_Type_Of_Super (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:00:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

"For some reason"

Oh horse shit, mate.

YOu probably saw that people respond to cocks here, and thought "Well, I can do that"
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yup thats it.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Look, I am all about new impressions.

Don't be a jerk, and you're gravy by me.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Cheers Bubba.

Lets see, I posted a link to goatse without nsfw, then I -2ed a couple of people's catalogue of posts and I think the last time was because of the first two.

Submitted by Some_Type_Of_Super (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"For some reason"

Oh horse shit, mate.

YOu probably saw that people respond to cocks here, and thought "Well, I can do that"

Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-16 21:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

best alter ever

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OK, Dude, I'll bite. This: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77396
was actually halfway respectable. Why don't you try writing more good
stuff? I don't know what you did to get banned, as you don't really explain
yourself. Also, you don't need a shitload of alters to get good ratings
or to have some fun. See my point? Now tell me what you did that pissed
off Bart. :)


Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

20:27 post?

I didn't come here just to be an ass, I started out normally enough just recently for some reason I've been a cunt. Like I said, sorry.

Submitted by Some_Type_Of_Super (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:35:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

For those of you who don't know, I was claymation_dude, beatjunky & tru_dat. If you don't give a fuck, fine.
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Yep, I don't give a fuck.

Seriously, you came here to just be an ass and make people hate you, then you wanna stay?

Fuck sakes, man.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You've been a huge asshole to everyone and you want to stay?

Why should we care if Bart bans you?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yup- I KNEW I didn't give a fuck.

And that "again" in your 20:27 post was probably unnecessary.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

For those of you who don't know, I was claymation_dude, beatjunky & tru_dat. If you don't give a fuck, fine.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:33:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:31:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

you've got pretty lips...and I'm feeling a bit tense...little help?
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Not after last time... I want the cash up front.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

1) What the fuck?

2) Why the fuck?

3) Who gives a fuck?

4)What the fuck, again?

5) Fuck off.

6) -2die

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:30:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

real apologies come in the form of blowjobs


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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not accepted.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm just putting it out there. I don't want to get banned again, I just want the opportunity to post some decent stuff again.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

who gives a fuck, yay!!

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

megameh

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Two things come quickly to mind;

A) Who ARE you?

2) I'm pretty sure that I already thought you were worthless shit and now that you've apologized, (and for what I have no idea), I now KNOW that you are worthless shit.


Never apologize for anything. Except, maybe rape.

Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't fuckin apologize, do something to piss Bart off more, Piss everyone off.


































And get banned again.
More banned users the less posts I have to read.

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuckin pussy.

Never apologize.

That's the one thing that fat redneck Mickginny has ever taught me on this site.

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-16 20:16:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I say ban him.


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