Ubercon AC 2006 - No dipshits allowed (Kinda NSFW) (12258 hits)
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Submitted by MeTHoD (View user info) at 2006-03-16 22:02:43 EST
This May, I've decided to have a real ubercon. Now, when I say a REAL ubercon, I mean that absolutely no C-listers are allowed to come. Actually, no B-listers are allowed to come either. No virgins, no dipshits, no nerds, no fat fucks, no dorky teenagers, no lazy eyed fags, no one with a lisp, no fucking nutjobs (That means you, ETS, you're definitely banned from this shindig). Only the cool people are invited. I know that thins THIS pool considerably, but fuck it. If I wanted to hang out with people that drink out of the toilet, as most of you do, I'd go to the local YMCA.
I'm just letting you guys know so that if anyone feels that they should be allowed to come, they can send in their application via e-mail to me, explaining why they think they should be allowed to hang out with us, and it will be reviewed by myself and Shlongy, the only two people qualified for the position.
So far, this is the list of cool, good-looking people that are allowed to come:
Me (Duh)
Caulaincourt, even though he's had multiple penises in his mouth and butt, we'll overlook that
Shlongy
Apollo
Hidden101
CreepFirebombing
Kaelic
Badassmofo (currently under review)
Orgasmatron (also under review to decide whether his poetry is homoerotic or not)
Shitfuck
This is the list of broads that are coming, because this is DEFINITELY not going to be a circle jerk like every other fucking ubercon. These girls are either really hot, really cool, will gladly blow us, or can drink any of us under the table.
Mistressfist - She's a filthy cupcake whore, and she's down for surprise sex
Inion_da_true, or whatever the fuck her name is, look at her very first post and you'll agree
Hollygolitely (coolest chick on the planet)
Tigerlilly (Obviously)
Pantsarestupid - sheer awesomeness wrapped up in the perfect package
Jeannee (we've all seen her stripping video)
Pentameter - She's got a great ass. not that I've ever looked, Donkey
Krissi - We all have redhead fantasies
Lisa - I find her sarcasm rather appealing, and she's down for anal
Loren - This broad just radiates sex appeal. Mmmmmmm....angry sex
FilthyAssistant - We're all going to gangbang the broad that ETS is going to marry, just for shits and giggles.
THIS is the list of mongoloids that will be tied together with leashes, have helmets strapped to their heads, and corraled into a pigpen so that we have some retards to make fun of. I mean, we need SOMEONE to harass, right? Otherwise, what's the fucking point?
Electro (We're still trying to get a parental permission form signed for him)
JGreening - obviously
Retrospect - I personally requested this flamer
AJ - no comment neeeded
This list will be kept to a minimum, because, let's face it, we could abuse Electro the entire fucking weekend alone and be quite satisfied.
If you would like to be considered for the party of the century, shoot me an e-mail at ubermethod.at.gmail.com along with a full body shot if you're a guy, and nude photos if you're a girl, otherwise you won't be considered. Hot broads like the one in the picture below are more than welcome to come through.
This will be hosted in Atlantic City, with everything covered except for your airfare/gas money. We've got hookups there and are getting comped for everything, from the hotel rooms to booze to meals. Anything else will be charged to Shlongys credit card, and Apollo and I will split the costs between us, so you don't have to worry about a goddamm thing.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-10 19:26:07 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA infinity
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:42:16 EST (#)
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Theres no way you're 200 pounds, scourge, you have gorilla titties
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:40:40 EST (#)
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Caul, you fucking retard, it's just a god damn joke.
If I ever started to take this place seriously enough to try and start an actual physical fight with someone I'd blow my own brains out right now. This place is a joke. A place to rattle the cages of retards who don't know its a joke.
As for being physically unfit...that's fucking ridiculous. You and the other metrosexual pretty boys on this site (I'm looking at you retrospect) are brain dead. I'm 6' tall and I weigh in right at two hundred pounds. I bike a minimum of fifteen miles a day, to work and back, and I spend a minimum of 45 minutes in the gym every day. I can still do a ten mile run without feeling a damn thing at the end.
Also, I spar at least twice a week, five three minute rounds, in my boxing club.
And I spend hours doing manual labor in my garden and doing home repair work, which is very physically taxing.
Where do you get the idea that I'm unfit?
Silly moron. Get that head out of your ass and make comments based in reality.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-10 17:00:42 EDT (#)
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Did I have fun at this or what?
Submitted by fidelcity (user info) at 2007-09-02 20:51:31 EDT (#)
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i like ass
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:26:02 EST (#)
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This is one of those posts that is worthy of a label for bookmarking purposes.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:18:18 EST (#)
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Shut the fuck up, Maltese.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:59:44 EST (#)
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Come on Shlongy, you weren't THAT drunk, you were there
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-18 12:31:44 EST (#)
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How was this Ubercon?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-04 11:07:11 EST (#)
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the reviews on this post were so fucking funny
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-04 10:47:11 EST (#)
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I'm just wondering... did Method actually do this?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-22 14:51:33 EDT (#)
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So, who's still down for this?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-23 22:18:09 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:37:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-22 18:42:16 (#)
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5 day hiatus and this is what i come back to. let's see what the next 11 days bring.
wtf i'm not reading all this
if there's a pool hall and whiskey involved i'm there. strippers in the background optional.
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that's my kind of chica. we should have our OWN ubercon. without all these dipshits and losers.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2006-03-23 02:40:47 EST (#)
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Am I the only one who sees ubercons generally doubling as "Obese Anonymous" meetings?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-22 18:42:16 EST (#)
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5 day hiatus and this is what i come back to. let's see what the next 11 days bring.
wtf i'm not reading all this
if there's a pool hall and whiskey involved i'm there. strippers in the background optional.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-22 16:24:39 EST (#)
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all you provide is depression. "oh," you think, "wonderful! i'm finally convincing them to see the world FOR THE HORRIBLE HOPELESS DEPRESSING SWATH OF MIRE AND DESPAIR IT TRULY IS THANKS TO BUSH" but... no. you are depressing as in, "that poor kid. he'll never learn. sad, really."
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I agree with this.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-22 08:56:59 EST (#)
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Why is this post still most heated?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-22 00:40:35 EST (#)
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'WHY' IS BECAUSE I FUCKING WANT TO KNOW.
Sorry for defiling this glorious masterpiece.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-22 00:33:12 EST (#)
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She's from Massachusetts, why? Stop defiling this glorious masterpiece with her name
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-22 00:19:48 EST (#)
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Where is Urbane from? Anyone have an answer?
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2006-03-21 22:11:06 EST (#)
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You may see me down there, like it or not.
After all, I WILL be having a bachelor party before July 8th...
Who knowa, maybe it's planned for May.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:28:07 EST (#)
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a great fighting video: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8923644940652919319&q=ufc+street+fighter
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:21:45 EST (#)
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Chuck Norris will crash the party, bitches.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2407890430028290674
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:43:03 EST (#)
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On that note, caul....
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2512249746173560379
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:34:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:27:46 (#)
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Caul, you must be more bored at work than anyone else. Ever.
La la laaaa....
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Actually...i'm pretty busy. I just went on Google most popular video while my requests were in queue.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:27:46 EST (#)
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Caul, you must be more bored at work than anyone else. Ever.
La la laaaa....
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:19:36 EST (#)
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i dont know whats wrong with me. i watched that whole friggin video...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:06:14 EST (#)
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Ummm....Caul......what....the.....FUCK.....was that???
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:49:31 EST (#)
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8297574364836044520
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:17:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-21 06:32:55 (#)
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Thank you Razor, but I think it was just the natural progression of things. Just imagine what this place will be like in five years
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This place has turned into an IRC channel. It's time people realize that.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-21 06:32:55 EST (#)
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Thank you Razor, but I think it was just the natural progression of things. Just imagine what this place will be like in five years
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-21 05:32:33 EST (#)
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what the fuck is wrong with you assholes?
Submitted by Some_Type_Of_Super (user info) at 2006-03-21 03:54:27 EST (#)
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Could be worse.
Could be a guy who only posts porn stars.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-03-21 03:50:00 EST (#)
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Well, Ubersite has successfully hit a new low, when I thought it wasn't possible.
Congratulations, George... you have made this site over in your image.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-21 01:48:23 EST (#)
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hahahah Kaelic's back
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-03-21 01:22:04 EST (#)
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Oh my fucking god, I made a list. I FUCKING MADE A LIST.
MY ENTIRE THREE YEARS ON UBERSITE AND I BELIEVE THIS IS THE FIRST LIST I HAVE EVER MADE WITHOUT ME HAVING TO PERSONALLY MESSAGE THE AUTHOR AND HINT THAT PERHAPS THEY SHOULD INCLUDE ME IN THE LIST.
HOT DOG. FUCK YEAH, ATLANTIC CITY HERE I COME.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-21 00:41:25 EST (#)
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"Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:25:25 (#)
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Poor you. And let's not forget about when you move to Nowhere,IL and ETS starts beating you during his uncontrollable fits. He'll spend all his tiny Internet Support Technician paychecks on pot and you'll be forced to provide for your children, unable to walk away from the nightmare your life will be. You will live the rest of your life in solitude, because your fucked up children will have abandon you, dying as a lonely broken women in America.
I have foreseen it...sorry :-/"
it really is sad. she could do much better, in my opinion. i mean, i think that(based on her posts) she's intelligent and funny enough to be interesting, and she's not ugly either. whereas Psychonaut over here is paranoid, morose, and unkempt. now, i know that many relationships are based on the two people filling out each others' differences, but, Jesus Christ...
and thecaes, Caul really isn't interested in letting an online argument impinge on the real world. people like him are here for entertainment. people like ETS can't stand that, because they're here for PROPHESY. best part is, it's those kinds of people who are the *most* entertaining.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:27:52 EST (#)
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fuck you for not inviting me after all i've done for the world since i was born.
just remember this: god hates you more than i do. he told me so.
love,
wardy.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:52:55 EST (#)
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You know if my bitch Shlongy is going, he's bringing me along.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:49:03 EST (#)
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i guess maybe i'm being picky, but that girl does not have an appealing ass.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:47:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:34:24 (#)
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Jesus, Caul.
I have never seen anyone beg for an internet fight more than you. You just can't let it go! Even when there's no insult to respond to, you just keep going!
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Actually, I'm really just having fun.
I find that ETS is one hell of miserable but funny individual and the fact that a girl will leave her home country to join that psycho makes this even more pathetic but hilarious. I don't know why, it reminds me of that movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102555/
I know it's not my business but it's like IHAKF, there is just too much material to be laughed at.
All right, I need to go work out and kiss my bulging biceps.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:34:24 EST (#)
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Jesus, Caul.
I have never seen anyone beg for an internet fight more than you. You just can't let it go! Even when there's no insult to respond to, you just keep going!
I admire your tenacity.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:25:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:01:14 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:24:12 (#)
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a secretary whose trans-atlantic Internet boyfriend (wow!) secuded her by passing off his anxiety issues and failures for "self-awareness" and "complexity".
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Oh, it gets worse - I'm absolutely riddled with AIDS and only have one tooth.
Thank god I still have secretary school to look forward to.
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Poor you. And let's not forget about when you move to Nowhere,IL and ETS starts beating you during his uncontrollable fits. He'll spend all his tiny Internet Support Technician paychecks on pot and you'll be forced to provide for your children, unable to walk away from the nightmare your life will be. You will live the rest of your life in solitude, because your fucked up children will have abandon you, dying as a lonely broken women in America.
I have foreseen it...sorry :-/
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:01:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:24:12 (#)
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a secretary whose trans-atlantic Internet boyfriend (wow!) secuded her by passing off his anxiety issues and failures for "self-awareness" and "complexity".
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Oh, it gets worse - I'm absolutely riddled with AIDS and only have one tooth.
Thank god I still have secretary school to look forward to.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:24:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:54:48 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:43:34 (#)
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pffff, I would expect a much better retort from you, ma petite conasse. That was lame.
I'm disapointed. :-|
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Translation: "I can't think of a decent comeback and recognise unreservedly that you are not only my intellectual superior but also my personal fashion icon and religious guru"
It's alright caul, I know. I know.
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Fashion icon, a Briton? Nice antithesis.
A decent comeback to what? You simply stamped me with an oversimplified image of myself. I use this enwraping bullshit all the time and defending myself would only narrow that lame nutshell you built for me.
Plus, I really don't have anything to prove about "talents" to a secretary whose trans-atlantic Internet boyfriend (wow!) secuded her by passing off his anxiety issues and failures for "self-awareness" and "complexity".
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:54:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:43:34 (#)
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pffff, I would expect a much better retort from you, ma petite conasse. That was lame.
I'm disapointed. :-|
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Translation: "I can't think of a decent comeback and recognise unreservedly that you are not only my intellectual superior but also my personal fashion icon and religious guru"
It's alright caul, I know. I know.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:43:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:14:48 (#)
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"I reckon that I'm good at quite a number of things"
By 'quite a number' I assume you mean 'two - 'internet shit stirring' and 'not being american'
But really caul, you're too hard on yourself - 'not being french' is a pretty big accomplishment too.
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pffff, I would expect a much better retort from you, ma petite conasse. That was lame.
I'm disapointed. :-|
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:46:03 EST (#)
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I made a picture, yay!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/John_Galt/Noddy.jpg
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:14:48 EST (#)
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"I reckon that I'm good at quite a number of things"
By 'quite a number' I assume you mean 'two - 'internet shit stirring' and 'not being american'
But really caul, you're too hard on yourself - 'not being french' is a pretty big accomplishment too.
Here's the Noddy site: http://www.noddy.com/flags.html but if you're in a rush and need to knock one out quickly, try this: http://www.arc.org.uk/help_us/images/noddy.jpg
Imagine how furiously his little bell would ring...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:57:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:43:06 (#)
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You've missed the boat Caul - my hissy fit internet tantrum day was last week. Today you could drag my mother out here and rape her over a tool bench whilst screaming "ride it you slag" and I'd still just carry on quietly drinking my tea. """
-- I got my own mother to rape, thank you.
But by all means carry on working through your 'Noddy's Guide to Internet Slurs' - I feel a little bit guilty for denying you the only thing you've ever proved to be good at. """
-- I reckon that I'm good at quite a number of things. Besides, I do not think you are credible person to gauge talent based on the pseudo-intellectual no-talent shitbag you're dating...in my opinion. :-)
What the fuck is a Noddy?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:43:06 EST (#)
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You've missed the boat Caul - my hissy fit internet tantrum day was last week. Today you could drag my mother out here and rape her over a tool bench whilst screaming "ride it you slag" and I'd still just carry on quietly drinking my tea.
But by all means carry on working through your 'Noddy's Guide to Internet Slurs' - I feel a little bit guilty for denying you the only thing you've ever proved to be good at.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:40:22 EST (#)
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And mongoloid is my word. I invented it. You're not allowed to use it, stupid.
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you fucking did NOT.
I did!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 10:28:25 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-20 10:25:30 EST (#)
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This post is one hell of nerdy deathmatch, which is great.
I would like to add that FilthyAssistant must really be desperate for cock to date some mentally kid accross the Atlantic. That's as pathetic as if I'd fly to France to rape an oblivious disabled woman on her bed in a psycho ward.
Are there not any British men-whore to thrust their bologna into you?
It would be a lot more cheaper...and sane.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-03-20 10:15:31 EST (#)
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What happened - I thought you needed to take a nap? Has nanny decided to let you stay up in your jim jams for some milk and cookies?
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Reminds me of the stupidest euphemism for blowjob I've ever heard- "flim-flamming on the jim- jam". Made me laugh.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-20 10:13:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-20 09:55:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:57:08 (#)
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please be my friend. I'll pay for you to come and live with us. we have a couple of spare rooms. you could point out my errors each day and tell me how to live my life better. I have a full time job and go away in our campervan a lot so you would have lots of free time to think of ways I could be better.
I have to finish of my MA dissertation this summer- maybe you could advise me on that too? """
that's Master of Arse by the way.
Her arse is only of bachelors level at the moment but she is furiously eating snickers and butter sandwiches everyday whilst her google eyed 'tard husband force feeds her through an intravenous drip of pure sugar.
got to http://www.forcefeedinganenglishretard.com for more info.
She's like veal really.
Except repulsive not yummy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-20 09:52:57 EST (#)
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oh man, i missed some brilliant ETS 'Little Bitch' moments.
This looks like it could have been the fifth most fun on ubersite i've could've had.
<cries chemo tears>
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-19 17:02:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-19 02:35:44 (#)
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That was the ugliest ass I've ever seen.
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Are you sure? Absolutely sure? Check this out, just in case: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80214
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-19 15:50:13 EST (#)
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Although this post is RIFE with fuckin gems, this one is my favorite for some reason
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-17 12:11:08 (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 12:09:18 (#)
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C'mon Shlongy you know you are dying to "meat" me!
I just SAID I was, you stupid slutbag. Stupid AND slutty? I can't fucking WAIT!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-03-19 15:25:03 EST (#)
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Fucking Christ... I forgot how much this place rules.
What was the name of that little Harry Potter-looking, UK bitch boy that I used to fight with all the time? The idiot kid obsessed with porn and hated everything American? Fuck, what was his name?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-03-19 09:54:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:48:45 (#)
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hahaha I love Toxic, but he was 140 soaking wet, seriously, and I think he went to Tiger Schullmans Karate
"We put the 'Jew' in Jew-Jitsu'
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haha, that's absolutely not true....
he's maybe 160.
PS: this thing is a joke right? i'm too lazy to go through 40 pages of comments to see if it was another greek shenanigans.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-19 02:35:44 EST (#)
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That was the ugliest ass I've ever seen.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2006-03-19 02:11:16 EST (#)
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I really wanted this to be real, georgeypoos, because im twenty fucking one now, and ac is but an hour away from here (hell).
and why the FUCK wasnt I on this list?
just because i haven't posted in a year DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT A PERSON, TOO.
smooch
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-03-19 01:06:50 EST (#)
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eh, I didn't want to go anyway.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-18 23:25:48 EST (#)
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I hope that if the world were to end it would happen soon, just so all of you fucks would die miserably. Just wanted to get that one out there.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-18 23:03:35 EST (#)
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This whole thing is goddamn stupid. And that means something coming from me.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 20:23:06 EST (#)
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Proper drug use is an art - and one not to be taken lightly.
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I think STOS is right, that there is hippy talk.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 20:02:42 EST (#)
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case in point:
"Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-16 23:15:17 (#)
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This is...
damn.
I'd like to be able to say this doesn't hurt me a little, but it does. Not that I would have gone anyway probably, but damn.
I'm speechless"
TERRIFYING
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:45:25 EST (#)
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"Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-18 13:53:25 (#)
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Boy, you just have me pegged doncha.
Put it this way...I'd blow your head off LONG before I'd ever blow mine off. I'd ambush you in a dirty pub toilet and steal one of your kidneys before I would ever OD. Besides, I like drugs too much to OD on them. That's just irresponsible. Proper drug use is an art - and one not to be taken lightly.
No, I'd be more apt to kidnap you and throw you piece by piece into the gears of a combine, or dangle you upside down inside a geodesic dome and throw a bag of rats on you - letting them eat out your eyeballs while you scream in terror and pain than anything you've said here.
You just don't know me dude... Hope that lasts."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what the fucking shit makes you think you could ever scare anybody? you're nothing more than Patches the Clown to those of us with normal, functioning minds. you're certainly no tough, because anybody who actually IS feels no need to prove it by acting psychotic. of course we're fully aware you're no psycho either -sorry, Patches, but empty internet threats do nothing but tell us what a sad and pathetic waste of genetic code you are. you're going to die alone and angry, and it'll be nobody's fault but your own because you *chose* to convince yourself you're somehow important. there's really nothing you can say to me that would intimidate me at all, but keep trying; it's quite amusing, and i don't really have anything to do at the moment.
"Stop trying to draw attention away from the fact that you act like a fucking deranged lunatic, emphasis on the word 'act'. I know as well as you do that you're quite sane and would never do something like that. I already know what goes on inside your head. You figure that since people SAY you are, you might as well act like you are, because it amuses you and you're playing along. I wasn't born yesterday, so try selling that whole fuckin song and dance routine to some other retard. It most certainly won't work on me.
Who the fuck do you think you're toying with, Electro? Shoot me an e-mail and I'll give you my full name and address. I'll bet my life that you won't do anything except shit your adult diapers and run crying to your boyfriend, FilthyAssistant.
Idiot"
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jay, you're probably not aware of this and I'm not sure anyone has told you but....you're fat.
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Ooooooooooooooooooh snap. Into a Slim Jim.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
we dont have nannies here, by the way, Mary Poppins, we have babysitters
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:25:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, Filthy...can't you find anyone over THERE within earshot to have your horseshit argument with?
Walk down to the corner tavern or something...go scream at a wino...do some fucking thing.
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Damn dude, that's possibly the most sensible thing you've ever said. As much as it pains me to take your advice, good call. I'm off on a wino hunt.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
CANT SLEEP, KLOWNZ WILL EAT ME
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What happened - I thought you needed to take a nap? Has nanny decided to let you stay up in your jim jams for some milk and cookies?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, Filthy...can't you find anyone over THERE within earshot to have your horseshit argument with?
Walk down to the corner tavern or something...go scream at a wino...do some fucking thing.
Good God, give it a fucking rest already.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
TOO LATE, YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME NOW, I JUST GAVE YOU A LOW BLOW AND ATTACKED YOUR BRITISH HERITAGE
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love how you're trying to paint me as a blockhead with little to no "intelligents". Get a grip honey, I'm playing you like a fucking fiddle and you CAN'T STAND IT. Calling me a goon was a nice touch though.
Oh no, an American is going toe to toe with me! I must try and assert my established superior british internet intellect over him before everyone realizes that I'm not as smart and witty as I make myself out to be!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:17:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is FA going to pop a vein?
Do we have cameras standing by?
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Jay, you're probably not aware of this and I'm not sure anyone has told you but....you're fat.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, I just read this all back and the first thing that sprang to mind was "Jesus, I'm being a twat for absolutely no reason"
We'll trade blows another time method - for now I need to go back to my happy place, a magical land filled with frogspawn and cookies where all is well and I don't get offended by meaningless twaddle.
(Admittedly though, the 'Mr Internet ShitStir' bit did make me smirk)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I do NOT stir any sort of shit around here WHATSOEVER, lady. I have no clue where you would get such an idea. And I was not being thenthitive about your comment. You set the tone for this little banter with your remark, and I responded. You're not going to get anywhere with that argument.
And try to use the felt gloves this time, ok, Puppeteer? The leather ones chafe my sphincter so.
NOW can I take my nap?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is FA going to pop a vein?
Do we have cameras standing by?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-03-18 18:48:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
FA, you're more than welcome to use me in whatever way you'd like to get at Method, but please don't expect a "WAAAAAAAAAAA, WHY ME?!?!" response.
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Oh come on, do it just once. We can have jelly and icecream afterwards and everything.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul definitely won this one.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 18:45:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
That's what ubersite is all about, even though you think it's a "serious writers forum".
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Yes, of course I think it's a serious writers forum. That's why I've penned such serious and weighty posts as "Can You Lend a Nigga a Pencil", "Allergic to Cock" and "Welsh Fuckjobs, Oliver Reed and the Anus of Terror." If you're struggling with your essay on any of them for english class, I'd be glad to provide you with the Cliff notes. The word 'goon' will feature heavily.
"Your remark was scathing, and not worded nicely in the least"
Heh, you think THAT was scathing? If I'd known Mister Internet ShitShir 2006 was so sensitive, I would have arranged for balloons and a sandpit to soothe the pain a simple statement so obviously inflicts.
"You asked why your name is being used in insults all over this site, and I replied that I only mentioned you once. You then came back with your snide little comment, and I reacted, so you have no one to blame but yourself."
You're right - it's all my fault that you reacted to a simple fact-based comment with a string of assumptions and weak insults. Hey, look, there's a girl in a short skirt over there - better go and rape her method because she's obviously begging for it.
"I'm going to take a nap, princess, I'll get back to you later."
You do that. I'll go and dust off my glovepuppets so we can communicate at your level.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I should have made popcorn for this post.
Seeing as how I'm fat and everything.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-03-18 18:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is FASCINATING!
Everyone is fighting everyone!!
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-03-18 18:48:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FA, you're more than welcome to use me in whatever way you'd like to get at Method, but please don't expect a "WAAAAAAAAAAA, WHY ME?!?!" response.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-18 18:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, she is. And fucking ugly, to boot.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 18:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-18 18:03:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me give you a newsflash dude - it doesn't piss him off. You can mention my name until the cows come home and it won't be that that gets him riled up. I don't appreciate getting dragged into this ridiculous bullshit just because you can't be bothered to think up a way to attack him without using me as a prop.
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How the FUCK is that polite? Are you retarded?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 18:45:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're quite welcome to use her as a "pawn", in your own words. Holly is a good friend of mine, and she's quite capable of defending herself, as are you. If you want to stoop to my level, be my guest. That's what ubersite is all about, even though you think it's a "serious writers forum".
I haven't had a good internet nerd fight with an intelligent person like yourself in a while. It's very rare around here, and you seem to fit the bill. You're the one getting all worked up because I called you "ETS' boyfriend", suggesting that he's the woman in the relationship. Your remark was scathing, and not worded nicely in the least as you just suggested, so don't try and back pedal on that now. You asked why your name is being used in insults all over this site, and I replied that I only mentioned you once. You then came back with your snide little comment, and I reacted, so you have no one to blame but yourself.
Don't you find it a LITTLE odd that ETS is running around threatening peoples lives? He's delusional and I won't be surprised in the least when we see him one day on TV in handcuffs for trying to blow up a federal building because he thinks he's the "chosen one" sent here to save the world. If you don't you're just as fucked in the head as he is.
And mongoloid is my word. I invented it. You're not allowed to use it, stupid.
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I'm going to take a nap, princess, I'll get back to you later.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-18 18:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Get over yourself sweetheart, I mentioned you once - don't think you're fucking special."
Since when is a calm statement that I don't appreciate what you just did 'thinking I'm special'? I wasn't having a hissy fit, no dummies were being thrown and I didn't refer to you as an oily greek with one of schlongy's pubes still stuck to your chin - it was a polite request for you to stop because, amazingly, sometimes asking nicely works.
But I can see you want to be a mongoloid about it, so do crack on. You could at least do me the favour of restarting whatever bizarre tryst you allegedly had going on with hollygolitely at one point, so I can use her as a pawn to get to you. Fair's fair, after all.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 18:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Own? Maybe?
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 18:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Get over yourself sweetheart, I mentioned you once - don't think you're fucking special. You poor thing, God Forbid you have to put up with the same bullshit that everyone else has to go through on this site.
Regardless of the sunshine that ETS blows up your fuckin ass, you are not a unique snowflake. I mess with ETS because that's what I do, but I actually like the kid. I even told him so on his post. When he goes around threatening to kill me, then all bets are off, and you bet your sweet little British ass I'm going to drag you into this.
Now go run along and stroke that walking tear duct's ego, I'm sure you have your hands full tending to his emotional needs
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-18 18:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 17:54:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
I used your name here to piss ETS off, otherwise I don't say anything about you
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Let me give you a newsflash dude - it doesn't piss him off. You can mention my name until the cows come home and it won't be that that gets him riled up. I don't appreciate getting dragged into this ridiculous bullshit just because you can't be bothered to think up a way to attack him without using me as a prop.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 17:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FA, what are you talking about? I used your name here to piss ETS off, otherwise I don't say anything about you
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 17:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever.
I'm an American.
I know nothing outside of Texas to Minnisota, Maine to California.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-18 17:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 17:29:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it's a British guy or something.
Uses km instead of miles, stuff like that...
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No, dude. Britain being 'officially' metric doesn't mean shit. Ask any adult how tall they are and they will tell you in feet and inches, not metres and centimetres. Similary, when we talk distance, we talk miles. If he's british and uses kilometres he's either very strange or very young. More likely to be from mainland europe.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 17:29:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Does ETS think that Super guy is Method?
That's funny.
I think it's a British guy or something.
Uses km instead of miles, stuff like that...
I don't know...
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-18 17:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is my name being bandied about in insults all over the site these days? I don't believe I've ever flaunted anything that goes on outside uber on here so why are you so keen to bring up and pass judgement on what I do outside these pages, method?
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-03-18 15:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
holy ass bone, batman!
....and why wasn't I invited? I'm an A-Lister all the way.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-18 15:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd beat ETS to within an inch of his life BEFORE he goes up to the Book Depository roof with his rifle and scope.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-18 15:06:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But, Method - I thought *I* was one of your alters!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 15:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For your information, ETS, Bart has made sure I don't have ANY alters, let alone one I use to post porn. He watches me like a fucking hawk. If you don't believe me, ask him. He's put a fucking death watch on my home IP and my work IP. Besides, If I wanted to post porn, I'd do it with this user name. It's never stopped me before.
Stop trying to draw attention away from the fact that you act like a fucking deranged lunatic, emphasis on the word 'act'. I know as well as you do that you're quite sane and would never do something like that. I already know what goes on inside your head. You figure that since people SAY you are, you might as well act like you are, because it amuses you and you're playing along. I wasn't born yesterday, so try selling that whole fuckin song and dance routine to some other retard. It most certainly won't work on me.
Who the fuck do you think you're toying with, Electro? Shoot me an e-mail and I'll give you my full name and address. I'll bet my life that you won't do anything except shit your adult diapers and run crying to your boyfriend, FilthyAssistant.
Idiot
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-18 14:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I "heart" C1ndy
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-03-18 14:01:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
noone is hard here... only me.
Im so hard I type everything with one finger
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-18 13:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:29:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Interesting coming from someone who has to secure their masculinity by posting porn all day with THEIR alter.
PS: you show me where this 'Pookie' and 'Ray-Ray' live. Then we'll see."
hey guess what kid, people can actually derive a small measure of enjoyment from porn. you? all you provide is depression. "oh," you think, "wonderful! i'm finally convincing them to see the world FOR THE HORRIBLE HOPELESS DEPRESSING SWATH OF MIRE AND DESPAIR IT TRULY IS THANKS TO BUSH" but... no. you are depressing as in, "that poor kid. he'll never learn. sad, really."
there's really no hope for you ever changing, sparky. god knows you've tried. which is funny considering how much you'd like us to believe you're absolutely set & determined to view the world in the way you do -if you take meds in an attempt to alleviate whatever pain you think is so terrible unbearable, and that pain is caused by your mind, it certainly doesn't follow that your mind is a healthy thing to follow. and it makes even less sense that you expect us to believe anything you say in regards to your own beliefs being constant and reliable.
you really should just end it all now. there's no pain in death if you go out some retarded goofy gutless way, like ODing on pills or sticking your head in the oven. go on, do it, we'll understand.
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Boy, you just have me pegged doncha.
Put it this way...I'd blow your head off LONG before I'd ever blow mine off. I'd ambush you in a dirty pub toilet and steal one of your kidneys before I would ever OD. Besides, I like drugs too much to OD on them. That's just irresponsible. Proper drug use is an art - and one not to be taken lightly.
No, I'd be more apt to kidnap you and throw you piece by piece into the gears of a combine, or dangle you upside down inside a geodesic dome and throw a bag of rats on you - letting them eat out your eyeballs while you scream in terror and pain than anything you've said here.
You just don't know me dude... Hope that lasts.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-03-18 13:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bigface
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Istaros is making me proud as a shit-stirrer.... *sniff*
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:55:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:16:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
all that tells me is that you know exactly which dicks to use as rungs on the corporate ladder
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Actually, dicks make exceptionally poor rungs. They don't stand up to stilettos at all.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
all that tells me is that you know exactly which dicks to use as rungs on the corporate ladder
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's true- I have almost finished a Masters in Education and I've passed everything so far. I got my 4 year old nephew to write the assignments and go to the lectures, so tecnically I suppose you are right about a woman being incapable of holding all that difficult information in their heads.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahhahaha
MA? don't be silly, everybody knows the educated woman is a complete myth
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:57:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
please be my friend. I'll pay for you to come and live with us. we have a couple of spare rooms. you could point out my errors each day and tell me how to live my life better. I have a full time job and go away in our campervan a lot so you would have lots of free time to think of ways I could be better.
I have to finish of my MA dissertation this summer- maybe you could advise me on that too?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i only wish i could believe you were being sarcastic, leech
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Istaros I didn't realise you had left the teenage years behind! sorry. You act very like the 15- 16 year olds that I work with all day (I love my job so that isn't supposed to be an insult)
As for the rest of it... I am deeply hurt and offended that someone I have never met doesn't like my style, depth of tan, teeth or personality. I wish I could meet you in person so that you could give me real life tips on how to better impress you!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and by 'understand' i mean 'point at and mock your fetid corpse.'
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Interesting coming from someone who has to secure their masculinity by posting porn all day with THEIR alter.
PS: you show me where this 'Pookie' and 'Ray-Ray' live. Then we'll see."
hey guess what kid, people can actually derive a small measure of enjoyment from porn. you? all you provide is depression. "oh," you think, "wonderful! i'm finally convincing them to see the world FOR THE HORRIBLE HOPELESS DEPRESSING SWATH OF MIRE AND DESPAIR IT TRULY IS THANKS TO BUSH" but... no. you are depressing as in, "that poor kid. he'll never learn. sad, really."
there's really no hope for you ever changing, sparky. god knows you've tried. which is funny considering how much you'd like us to believe you're absolutely set & determined to view the world in the way you do -if you take meds in an attempt to alleviate whatever pain you think is so terrible unbearable, and that pain is caused by your mind, it certainly doesn't follow that your mind is a healthy thing to follow. and it makes even less sense that you expect us to believe anything you say in regards to your own beliefs being constant and reliable.
you really should just end it all now. there's no pain in death if you go out some retarded goofy gutless way, like ODing on pills or sticking your head in the oven. go on, do it, we'll understand.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Blow me for not mentioning my name in the good looking, cool people that are allowed to come Method!!11!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
although your nationality, were it the only issue, could be easily forgiven if you were by any means a decent specimen of humanity. for example, apollo88; he's actually funny. hell even he hates you for the vile trollop you are. there are few people of whom it can truly be said, 'the world would have been better if without him/her.' you are one such person. this may make you a rarity, but only in the most technical of senses, as your uniqueness is only in the fact that you are INCOMPARABLY drab.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that still leaves both 'angst' and 'teenage' to deal with. angst is for pussies who can't afford the full-on rage necessary for utter disdain. teenage simply no longer applies. and you're still a black-pudding-eating, fog-breathing, tea-sipping, fashion-autistic, snaggle-toothed, BRIT.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:10:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Abusiveness as in towards others (or er.. me) not SELF abuse.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
angsty teenage abusiveness? just because i'm spiteful and find most people -particularly the pasty inbreds in the British isles- to be fool's errands in terms of intellectual or genetic usefulness, doesn't mean i fucking cut myself. that kind of self-deprecating pity-party behavior is more the realm of ETS and his rather amusing ilk.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm never drinking again
not for a few hours at least
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-18 10:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The most bad-ass you'll ever get is retaliatory -2ing people with your alter, you fucking nerd
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Interesting coming from someone who has to secure their masculinity by posting porn all day with THEIR alter.
PS: you show me where this 'Pookie' and 'Ray-Ray' live. Then we'll see.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-18 10:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know what Atlantic City is really because they went there on Friends.
It's a shame Istaros hates me because I find that whole stroppy angsty teenage abusiveness thing he has going rather erotic and was considering stalking him soon.
ETS- don't listen to them- it would be awesome if you gunned down a few uberusers- B or C list only though- or maybe pick someone who has jumped the shark.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 10:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHEEPLE BEWARE THE WRATH OF THE INTERPROPHET
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 10:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, get off it, ETS, no one is afraid of you or your pseudo 'hillbilly on a rampage' mentality. You can play the deranged loon all you want, but don't expect people with half a brain in their heads to really believe the hype. You're quite welcome to come to my neck of the NY woods with your AK-47 and see how long you last before 'Pookie' and 'Ray-Ray' riddle you with bullet holes for having the nerve to come into their hood with a gun.
It's cute, I must admit, but no ones falling for it. The most bad-ass you'll ever get is retaliatory -2ing people with your alter, you fucking nerd
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-18 10:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-18 03:10:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is my favourite Calaincourt review to date.
I think the day when one uber user will murder another is getting ever closer, and that it is highly likely that the said murder will take place on this ubercon 'air conditioning'(?). Please document the event in as much detail as possible.
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Oh I will.... Trust me... I will...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-18 08:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahha
baby giraffe
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-18 07:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
headahce
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-18 05:52:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 05:30:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
And FA, tell your lover boy to stop with the creepy "im gonna kill you all" vibe
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Nuh-uh, I need him to keep you all distracted whilst I finish planning my murder route.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 05:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 05:39:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is why I love Cindy, I can never tell whether she's being unintentionally funny or doing it on purpose"
i loathe her -yet i can't look away.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 05:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:37:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge I don't want to fight man, I'd rather just run circles around your fatass and when you are laying there wheezing and coughing...then I'll stomp a hole in your chest and take a fat crap in it"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 05:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-18 03:10:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is my favourite Calaincourt review to date.
I think the day when one uber user will murder another is getting ever closer, and that it is highly likely that the said murder will take place on this ubercon 'air conditioning'(?). Please document the event in as much detail as possible.
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hahahahaha air conditiong - you silly Brit, it's 'Atlantic City'
This is why I love Cindy, I can never tell whether she's being unintentionally funny or doing it on purpose
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 05:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just woke up
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-18 05:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you up at this early hour?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 05:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And FA, tell your lover boy to stop with the creepy "im gonna kill you all" vibe
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 05:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wuv you Filthy = )
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 05:27:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-17 21:02:38 (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-17 20:30:19 (#)
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Didn't read the whole post but saw that you put me in with Jay and Jeffrey Wellman. Now I'm not coming.
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Do your tears dry up before they reach the floor, you crybaby giraffe?
hahahahahahahaha fuckin AWESOME
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 05:12:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-18 03:29:33 (#)
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I can't decide whether it's funny or sad that people actually thought this was genuine.
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It's funny.
I was named, that should be the first clue.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-18 04:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Jeannee (we've all seen her stripping video)"
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-18 03:29:33 EST (#)
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I can't decide whether it's funny or sad that people actually thought this was genuine.
And by the way, I have no honour. Only herpes.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-18 03:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-17 21:02:38 (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-17 20:30:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't read the whole post but saw that you put me in with Jay and Jeffrey Wellman. Now I'm not coming.
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Do your tears dry up before they reach the floor, you crybaby giraffe?
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This is my favourite Calaincourt review to date.
I think the day when one uber user will murder another is getting ever closer, and that it is highly likely that the said murder will take place on this ubercon 'air conditioning'(?). Please document the event in as much detail as possible.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 03:04:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-18 00:08:41 (#)
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For good measure.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-18 00:08:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85396#1889727
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Shit man, that's good pron, right there.
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2006-03-18 00:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you move it to Dubai, then I'll pitch up.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-18 00:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For good measure.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-18 00:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85396#1889727
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-03-17 23:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
that's a lame ass
i'd still fuck it, but you know...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-17 23:10:25 EST (#)
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Thanks Caul!
Don't think I even want to know what that link is, so I'll just assume it's a picture of you holding a sign saying 'scourge is my daddy'
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-17 22:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Finally read it all.
hahaha
But 391 reviews?
WTF I ain't.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-17 21:58:59 EST (#)
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I'd go but I don't think you could handle my level of cool. It would be like a radiation leak and eventually it'd kill you. I really don't want that on my hands.
Sorry.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-17 21:26:24 EST (#)
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have a nice week-end people! :-D
p.s. for scourge: http://tinyurl.com/88kt3
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-17 21:02:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-17 20:30:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't read the whole post but saw that you put me in with Jay and Jeffrey Wellman. Now I'm not coming.
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Do your tears dry up before they reach the floor, you crybaby giraffe?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-17 20:56:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
badass is correct. My night is spent cleaning tornado debris. No Guinness in sight. I hate you all!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-17 20:32:53 EST (#)
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everyone that has replied on this post, including my exaulted self, is a dipshit
hoorya Guinness
hoooray COrned beef
and fuc k you
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-17 20:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't read the whole post but saw that you put me in with Jay and Jeffrey Wellman. Now I'm not coming.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-03-17 20:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wouldnt go to your faggot Ubercon anyways
(Weeps)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-03-17 20:02:53 EST (#)
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Man, this is a bad night to be stuck home on, as far as uber is concerned.
At least I don't have to worry about getting a dui.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-17 19:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:51:35 (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey fuckers, all I care about is that Boston College & Ohio State both won, I'm tired for first in my office pool, and the Bengals are probably going to sign Lavar Arrington.
The rest is just grey matter. """
awww! They let the copy boy play!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mmmmm catbag.
oh come on guys im cool.
coolio cool cool! coolio cool!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.hot.ee/ekesarin/goatse.jpg
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
STOP
IN THE NA-AME OF LOVE
BEFORE I DUMP THE CONTENTS OF MY GRANDFATHER'S CATHETER BAG ON YOUR HEEEAAAAAD, BOB.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:17:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:46:04 (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:30:56 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:08:32 (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:54:58 (#)
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go PENN!
anywho...im so fucking coming to this since my birthday is early may.
can you not fucking read, bob? No teenage dipshits allowed - you most certainly are NOT invited
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cant you read you greek fuck?
as of may ill be a fucking adult you bastard.
no wonder why we conquered greece in a day or two.
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Although he didn't include it on the list of types not invited, I'm sure annoying, gnat-like, teenage shit stains on the underwear of life are also on it.
Geezus
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Yes yes forensic, posting like 5 reviews in the past month is "gnat-like".
i <3 retarded generalizations! YAY!
man you sure got me there.
hey method, are you still living in queens?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:32:04 (#)
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Who's 'we'? You and your army of paper clip men with rubber band grappling hooks?
DID YOU SEE YOUR NAME ON THE FUCKING LIST, TARDO? NO, YOU DIDN'T. YOU'RE NOT COOL ENOUGH TO HANG OUT WITH THE COOOOOOOOOOL UBER KIDS
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OH NOES! IM NOT ON THE UBER COOL LIST! WHATEVER WILL I DO?
SOB SOB SOB
*Takes a shot of bleach*
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:46:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:30:56 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:08:32 (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:54:58 (#)
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go PENN!
anywho...im so fucking coming to this since my birthday is early may.
can you not fucking read, bob? No teenage dipshits allowed - you most certainly are NOT invited
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cant you read you greek fuck?
as of may ill be a fucking adult you bastard.
no wonder why we conquered greece in a day or two.
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Although he didn't include it on the list of types not invited, I'm sure annoying, gnat-like, teenage shit stains on the underwear of life are also on it.
Geezus
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:37:43 (#)
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Thank God for digdug
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And his massive junk
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:37:43 EST (#)
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Thank God for digdug
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:36:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 12:27:21 (#)
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I love when my posts blow up into shit flinging fiascos like monkeys at the zoo.
You're just upset that you weren't invited, Scourge, you're not one of the COOL people, and after your little outburst down there, you're DEFINITELY not invited.
Oh dear, does NO ONE see the irony here?
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The irony of an internet forum nerd board getting in a heated argument over which nerds are cooler nerds than other nerds and so these nerds get to go to this nerd party while these other not cool nerds get to stay home and jerk off while this motherfucker DIGDUG will probably go camping and get really stoned and catch some bass? AND FUCK YOU FOR NOT INVITING ME METHOD YOU SON OF A BITCH.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's 'we'? You and your army of paper clip men with rubber band grappling hooks?
DID YOU SEE YOUR NAME ON THE FUCKING LIST, TARDO? NO, YOU DIDN'T. YOU'RE NOT COOL ENOUGH TO HANG OUT WITH THE COOOOOOOOOOL UBER KIDS
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:30:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:08:32 (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:54:58 (#)
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go PENN!
anywho...im so fucking coming to this since my birthday is early may.
can you not fucking read, bob? No teenage dipshits allowed - you most certainly are NOT invited
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cant you read you greek fuck?
as of may ill be a fucking adult you bastard.
no wonder why we conquered greece in a day or two.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.wklt.com/ellis&co/hillbilly.jpg
W00000 HOTTIES!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I suppose I can't really call Sorrell ugly......he's more....nondescript. You've seen one inbred hillbilly, you've seen them all
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:17:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:13:35 (#)
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Get Electro drunk. Take pictures.
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oh, i have them...i have them...
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