Headlines that would make you look twice (500 hits)
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Submitted by clark hoy <better_left_alone.at.hotmail.co.uk> (View user info) at 2006-03-17 04:54:05 EST
I was wondering what headlines would make you look twice and do the double take thing. You know when you look away but then look back real fast. Well I came up with one or two and thought I would share them.
1. Child molesting: Is it all that bad?
2. Michael Jackson voice of yesterday and face of tommorrow.
3. Scientists prove drugs and alcohol make you smart.
4. Ubersite given a nobel peace prize for providing net unity....
5. Retards: The politicians of tommorrow.
6. God says 'I dont care what the fuck you do, Im omnipotent'
7. Zombie Lottery winner strikes it lucky.
8. Stereotypes and what the smelly French think.
9. Stereotypes and what the fat Americans think.
10. Stereotypes and what the ugly British think.
11. What the president had for breakfast changed the world.
12. Ali V.S. Godzilla V.S. King Kong in three way monkey Knife fight.
13. Weed makes you smart
14. Co-Workers are smarter than you! (thats just not believable)
15. Catholic church build little boy orphanage right next to Vatican. Pope said to be 'elated'
16. Not all Jews are evil.
After that i thought of amusing Springer titles.
1. My mother is a coconut.
2. My father is my brothers mothers sister now.
3. I wrote a crappy broadway show about my life and now I do shows in the U.K. because Americans dont respect me.
4. I love my teenage whore for a daughter.
I then realised these were not as amusing....but i dont care they were fun to think of and post.
Enjoy!
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-06 07:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:54:26 (#)
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I am going to rate every one of your posts with a +2 without reading them.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-20 10:44:18 EDT (#)
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you seem to struggle with humor
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-20 10:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was a good effort
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-20 05:45:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-19 06:30:49 (#)
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PLEASE NEVER READ THIS AND IT WAS PURE SHITE (AND COMPLETELY OFFENSIVE AND NOT COOL)
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-19 06:30:49 EDT (#)
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PLEASE NEVER READ THIS AND IT WAS PURE SHITE (AND COMPLETELY OFFENSIVE AND NOT COOL)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-17 05:44:53 EST (#)
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Thin skinned...
This crowd...
MAN are you a fucking idjit.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-03-17 05:21:30 EST (#)
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never have i seen a more applicable email address.
you suck.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-03-17 05:18:31 EST (#)
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awww u guys are so thin skinned
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-17 05:04:11 EST (#)
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Needed more bitch with thin skin and delicate sensibilities getting raped.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-17 04:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, c'mon now. THis wasn't so ba...
*whisper*
Ohhhhhh...
OK, it was that bad.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-17 04:56:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-17 04:56:07 (#)
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Listen carefully:
Fuck.
You.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-17 04:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen carefully:
Fuck.
You.