Happy St. Patrick’s Day….Method Camwhores (slightly NSFW) (4404 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorLabels: Method SHUT UP
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Submitted by TigerLilly (View user info) at 2006-03-17 10:54:28 EST
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 11:32:41 EDT (#)
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This is scarier than most of the Grueberfest entries.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:11:32 EDT (#)
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The scary thing is that you look more macho in this picture than you look in any of your other countless camwhores.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2006-03-19 02:12:53 EST (#)
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i'd know those tits anywhere.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-03-19 01:04:42 EST (#)
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That's hot!
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2006-03-18 18:47:04 EST (#)
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psst....you've got some std on your leg there
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:11:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-18 05:34:52 (#)
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Eh...Did you drink any green beer?
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A half-pint of any larger in a pint glass (I prefer Harp) and add a bottle of blue wkd. Tastes delicious, is nutritious and turns your pint green.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 07:32:10 EST (#)
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Anyway, shift's over.
I go sleep bye-bye now.
Wuv you Tigwer.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 07:24:10 EST (#)
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Good to wonderful.
When I got back last week, my first day back I was told the bitch-boss had quit.
So I threw a party in my head.
Then this week I found out I am *not* in the running for the job, because the owner wants someone from the outside, so now, I'm taking a working vacation for a while, just sliding by on the bare minimum.
So I put myself on the audit, and I've piddle-farted away 4 shifts so far with no one noticing.
It's good.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-18 07:07:39 EST (#)
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Week was good. Just crazy with the baby. He's great though. YOU?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 07:02:30 EST (#)
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Ew.
5AM, I get off work in an hour.
No baby in the house.
Two cats.
Soon to be one fat guy.
And a lot of sleep.
A loooooooooooooooooot of sleep.
I hate audits.
How's your week been?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-18 06:50:29 EST (#)
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Baby in the house.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 05:44:16 EST (#)
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Tiger, what are you doing up so early?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-18 05:34:52 EST (#)
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Eh...Did you drink any green beer?
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-03-18 01:50:48 EST (#)
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This sucks.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:55:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:49:30 EST (#)
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oh and thanks by the way, your 'sheep-fucker' and 'fire truck' comments did afford me a chuckle at your ineptitude. Much in the same way I chuckle when an autistic child falls over - laughter overlayed with a kind of sick pity and a thankfulness that at least I'm not THAT guy.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:44:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:34:06 (#)
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Of course I'm an American, dipshit. But EVERYBODY in America that is not a Native American came from SOMEWHERE ELSE. Therefore, by BLOOD, I am IRISH.
Just like any black person born here is, by BLOOD, AFRICAN.
Fucking moron. I wanna fuck your ass with a fire truck now.
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Yes, well, I guess when it's by BLOOD than that's perfectly acceptable. If its by BLOOD than It's completely rational to claim some Irish heritage because generations back your great-great-granddaddy once ate a raw potato.
To paraphrase Filthy, being English I could trace my bloodline back to the Vikings who invaded thousands of years back and wentca-raping and a-pilaging BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I CONSIDER MYSELF SCANDENAVIAN DOES IT? Even if it may be by BLOOD.
60% OF THE POPULATION OF THE PLANET COME FROM 'SOMEWHERE ELSE' ORIGINALLY, BUT WE DON'T ALL FEEL THEN NEED TO USE THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO 'BORROW' CULTURE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES TO MAKE UP FOR OUR NATION'S COMPLETE LACK OF SOUL DO WE??
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:36:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:21:12 (#)
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pokey not all blacks are africans. saying shit like that will get a cap busted in your ass.
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Yeah, some of them are from Jamaica....
Jamaica Queens N.Y. that is
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:21:12 EST (#)
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pokey not all blacks are africans. saying shit like that will get a cap busted in your ass.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:35:33 EST (#)
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And for the record, I didn't wear green today, and I'm not going to drink beer tonight, and I'm not a fucking IRA man or a Catholic. Nor do I have 50,000 children I can't afford to feed.
The only thing I have in common with the Irish is that I like to read, and I drink too much.
Sheep-fucker.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:34:06 EST (#)
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Of course I'm an American, dipshit. But EVERYBODY in America that is not a Native American came from SOMEWHERE ELSE. Therefore, by BLOOD, I am IRISH.
Just like any black person born here is, by BLOOD, AFRICAN.
Fucking moron. I wanna fuck your ass with a fire truck now.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:27:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:20:23 (#)
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Yikes!
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:44:24 (#)
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I find it quite amusing that everyone from America celebrates St. Patrick's Day and claims there ancestors were Irish and therefore they're Irish.
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Hmmm. Well, in my case, where both sides of my family originate from Ireland (the McInerney's from Clare, and the McGee's from god only knows where) I would assume that I am, in fact, by blood, Irish.
But whatever. I didn't realize that everyone from America claims to be Irish. Hmmmm. I've never met an Asian, Indian, Middle-Easterner, Black, or Hispanic with an Irish accent, or even an Irish surname. Go figure.
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WHERE WERE YOU FUCKING BORN??? WHERE WERE YOUR PARENT'S BORNE?
If the answer is Amercia, then Guess What? YOU'RE A FUCKING AMERICAN.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:20:23 EST (#)
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Yikes!
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:44:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
I find it quite amusing that everyone from America celebrates St. Patrick's Day and claims there ancestors were Irish and therefore they're Irish.
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Hmmm. Well, in my case, where both sides of my family originate from Ireland (the McInerney's from Clare, and the McGee's from god only knows where) I would assume that I am, in fact, by blood, Irish.
But whatever. I didn't realize that everyone from America claims to be Irish. Hmmmm. I've never met an Asian, Indian, Middle-Easterner, Black, or Hispanic with an Irish accent, or even an Irish surname. Go figure.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:50:33 EST (#)
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Hahahaha..
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:43:49 EST (#)
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If I made those cupcakes I will slit my wrists EMO syle right now.
They look like implants really. And the stomach is all stretchy lookin'. Could this be Tara Reid?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:40:03 EST (#)
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Method has ugly knees.
But nice jugs, surprisingly.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-03-17 13:52:03 EST (#)
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HEY! I nailed that chic in a drunken stooper one night.
<looks up at picture>
No more Tequila for me.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-17 13:34:07 EST (#)
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You're bad. I did no such thing.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-17 13:28:29 EST (#)
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Why did you put Method's head on Urbane's body?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-03-17 13:16:06 EST (#)
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yikes
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-17 13:12:29 EST (#)
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We all know who that REALLY is in that picture - look at the vienna sausage-like fingers, it's a dead giveaway...
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-03-17 12:49:29 EST (#)
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Hubba hubba!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-17 12:17:48 EST (#)
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Jinkies!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-17 12:15:57 EST (#)
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i'm jealous, a marine of mine is flying back from iraq and he gets to stop in ireland. fucker better get me a guinness sweatshirt or something from the brewery.
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-03-17 12:09:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:48:31 (#)
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Even that disturbing photo cannot spoil the best holidat ever. Enjoy some Guinness bitches.
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You want a good holiday where you can take pride in your Irish heritage and get drunk?
Try the 12th of July. Celebrate the orange side of the tricolour.
Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2006-03-17 12:04:00 EST (#)
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I just got in from a guiness filled night of shenanigans! hooray fro st. pat! i mihgt not be irish, but that fucker gives me a good excuse to drink every year. not that i need one. hooray for saturday! and sunday! and monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday and friday especially!
mmm, creamy black goodness!
that line refers only to guiness.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-17 12:00:49 EST (#)
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Atta boy badass!
Ooer, I mean, leilani.
Same difference, i spose.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:53:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:44:24 (#)
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I find it quite amusing that everyone from America celebrates St. Patrick's Day and claims there ancestors were Irish and therefore they're Irish.
I actually live in the island of Ireland. I was born and bred in Belfast yet I do not consider myself Irish nor give a fuck about St. Patrick's Day. I'd rather be British.
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well aren't you just teh 1337357
i celebrate that shit because i like to drink!
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:48:31 EST (#)
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Even that disturbing photo cannot spoil the best holidat ever. Enjoy some Guinness bitches.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:46:18 EST (#)
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I don't claim to be anything. I just like leprechauns. And (V)ethods (V)oobs.
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:44:24 EST (#)
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I find it quite amusing that everyone from America celebrates St. Patrick's Day and claims there ancestors were Irish and therefore they're Irish.
I actually live in the island of Ireland. I was born and bred in Belfast yet I do not consider myself Irish nor give a fuck about St. Patrick's Day. I'd rather be British.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:43:16 EST (#)
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Oh my sweet good lordy jeebus. Whatthefuckashit?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:40:36 EST (#)
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gah
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:40:09 EST (#)
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Oh dear God.
I'll never sleep soundly again.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:39:59 EST (#)
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looks like the top of calf high white lace up go-go boots.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:34:33 EST (#)
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I also wonder what he is wearing on his feet. Boots? Shackles?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:31:25 EST (#)
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my eyes my eyes
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:28:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:01:23 (#)
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Hahahaha...I can't stop looking at his (V)oobs
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hahhahaha ok revised review just based on that.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:26:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:00:29 (#)
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That is fucking disgusting!
<prints out and puts in wallet>
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:16:53 EST (#)
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His head is bigger than Apollo's
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:13:50 EST (#)
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His boobs look like cup cakes. I think MistressFist made them.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:13:32 EST (#)
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Bah. I think I didn't get the joke...
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:13:13 EST (#)
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Hahahahaha
My boobs are nicer than yours, so there!
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:09:30 EST (#)
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I don't know why, but I was overcome by the urge to rape the girl in the blue bikini in the back ground.
She's nothing special, yet I couldn't look away.
Hmmm. Interesting.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:09:05 EST (#)
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Yikes
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:07:49 EST (#)
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method i think you need to hit the gym
also your tits are sagging.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:07:43 EST (#)
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Shlong...Method is prettier I assure you. But here you go...
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=St%20Patricks%20Day&sa=N&tab=wi
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:06:21 EST (#)
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<Violently pukes on self>
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:04:52 EST (#)
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I also know that I do not want to see the face of the REAL broad behind that mess of a body.
The fucking cotton candy, or VD or whatever the hell it is on the legs is making me woozy.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:04:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:02:04 (#)
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i have no words to describe how this picture makes me feel, rest assured that is has brought up some emotions
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Giggle. Dead sexy.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:04:10 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:03:21 EST (#)
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I am at the parade, I'm on my Blackberry!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:03:18 EST (#)
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what the hell is that on your legs???
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:02:04 EST (#)
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i have no words to describe how this picture makes me feel, rest assured that is has brought up some emotions
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:02:03 EST (#)
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I AM SURPRISED METHOD IS ON UBER TODAY. I THOUGHT HE'D BE GETTING READY FOR THE ST PATTY'S DAY PARADE!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:01:43 EST (#)
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Well, I ain't hanging out with THAT in AC, I can tell you that right now.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:01:23 EST (#)
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Hahahaha...I can't stop looking at his (V)oobs
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:01:23 EST (#)
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Hold the phone, is that a "seatbelt" belt I'm wearing? jesus Christ
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:00:40 EST (#)
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*peeks up Method's skirt*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:00:36 EST (#)
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why thank you, I do try
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:00:29 EST (#)
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That is fucking disgusting!
<prints out and puts in wallet>
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-17 10:59:29 EST (#)
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nice eyebrows though!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-17 10:57:34 EST (#)
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I love St. Patty's day.
I'm actually going to be in Montreal's parade on Sunday... Wooooo floats!
gotta get my queen wave down...
PS: Method is teh hotness
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-17 10:57:17 EST (#)
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NOOOO MY EYES
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 10:57:13 EST (#)
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what a beady eyed faggot
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-17 10:56:05 EST (#)
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hey pink jizz. some bitch on the rag's a squirter.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-17 10:55:59 EST (#)
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The boobs are almost...almost...as big as his head.
Method wears DD hats. Pass it on.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-17 10:55:57 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA..I love your legs.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 10:55:21 EST (#)
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fuckin bitch, imma get you back for this