Fuck St. Patrick's Day (1391 hits)
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Submitted by The Nick <nickuhlig.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-03-17 17:14:21 EST
St. Patrick's day is the stupidest holiday next to Independence Day. "Hey, let's wear green, get drunk, and vindicate all those people who think the Irish are potato-dependent alcoholics." It really says something about your country when the only celebration you export is one as meaningless as St. Patrick's Day. Ireland should be nuked. There is nothing there except potatoes and poor people. The Irish are so stupid that when they didn't have potatoes they starved. Talk about a staple food; they didn't even have any paper to staple. There is no such thing as the Irish language. It is called Gaelic, and nobody these days has any right to speak it because nobody is Gaelic. The Irish accent is the most annoying accent in the world. I defy you to watch all of "Alexander" with Colin Farrell and that fucking lilt of his without trying to strangle the single mom and her three little kids sitting in the row in front of you. I would rather have turpentine sprayed in my eyes than go to a St. Patrick's day party. I would rather commit seppuku than wear a green shirt just because the date is March 17th. At least on Christmas or Thanksgiving or New Years there's an air of celebration because (ostensibly) you have something to celebrate. What the FUCk does St. Patrick's day celebrate? Something about snakes getting drivern out of Ireland, right? So this holiday supports the destruction of a native species? Hey, why not have "Texaco Day" or "Soviet Chemical Factory Pride Week", or "Amazon Farming Support Day" along with it? Irish people wonder why everyone thinks they're drunkards, and yet they have a holiday as mundane and annoying as this. Newsflash to Ireland: if you walk into McDonalds wearing a paper hat, you're likely to get some orders.
I hope the entire population of Ireland chokes on their next meal of potatoes and whiskey.
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Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-03-22 22:48:04 EST (#)
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No sir. I am in no way, shape or form Italian, even though I come from a town that is mostly Italian. And you're right: black people in America are no longer African. They are Americans. The only difference between them and the rest of America is that their skin colour is darker. They stopped being African a long time ago, just like Irish people in America stopped being Irish a long time ago. Stop trying to identify with a culture you want to be part of.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-03-19 18:06:25 EST (#)
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You fuckin'Italian.
I call myself an Irish-American because that's my heritage. And if you're saying that after 150-odd years you're no longer Irish, would you also say that a black person is no longer African after being here for X-hundred years.
It's a celebration of getting shitfaced, and plenty of non-Irish people celebrate it for that reason.
You ARE Italian, aren't you?
Submitted by modernpost (user info) at 2006-03-19 07:52:25 EST (#)
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Like I said:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67774
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-03-18 16:09:38 EST (#)
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Irish joke of the day:
Q. What's the difference between and Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
A. One less drunk.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-03-18 15:31:10 EST (#)
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You're gonna love this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85436
LOVE IT BITCHES.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-03-18 14:16:39 EST (#)
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Reckon I like dem taters mm hmm
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-03-18 14:03:14 EST (#)
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Hoooboy. I don't think I could have envisioned a post -2 worthy. A holiday that involves beer and parades and green beer. And beer. Even Jesus is jealous. He just got a stupid tree.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-18 13:34:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-18 06:19:10 (#)
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Not a bad rant actually.
I'm sure you wouldn't deny the Irish their right to celebrate their patron saint but it is ridiculous when the Yanks get involved.
You're simply not Irish after 200 years.
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The guy has a point
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:19:40 EST (#)
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HEY ASSFACE
St. Patrick's Day started in America you wothless cuntbag.
Fuck you AND your ignorant worthless excuse you call 'life.'
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:16:10 EST (#)
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Yes. I agree the whole of Ireland should be nuked apart from the 4 Protestant plantation counties in the North (Derry, Antrim, Down and Armagh).
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:11:22 EST (#)
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Oh, and for your information, I eat more than potatoes and I don't even like the taste of whiskey.
But you can't beat Guinness.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:09:55 EST (#)
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I drank for thirteen solid hours yesterday cos of St Podraig.
Shut yer face, ye cunt.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-03-18 10:45:34 EST (#)
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St George's Day, is, by comparison, a wholly pleasent holiday.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-03-18 09:52:59 EST (#)
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Hehehe.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-03-18 09:49:11 EST (#)
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Not bad, bizdork.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-18 06:19:10 EST (#)
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Not a bad rant actually.
I'm sure you wouldn't deny the Irish their right to celebrate their patron saint but it is ridiculous when the Yanks get involved.
You're simply not Irish after 200 years.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-03-18 06:10:38 EST (#)
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dumb
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-03-17 22:49:08 EST (#)
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Ooh, forgive me for being lazy and not including the play-by-play of the Irish potato famine. It's a rant. Everything is exaggerated. I wasn't trying to enlighten people, you dolt, I was venting my spleen. Oops! I guess you'll get all Hitler on me because the spleen isn't actually where anger comes from.
Go piss into a transformer.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-17 22:06:32 EST (#)
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I would give reasons for the -2, but I believe you are a troll.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-17 21:04:16 EST (#)
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I hope the entire population of Ireland chokes on their next meal of potatoes and whiskey
Submitted by angryrob (user info) at 2006-03-17 20:52:09 EST (#)
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+2 just for that... why not have "Texaco Day" or "Soviet Chemical Factory Pride Week", or "Amazon Farming Support Day"
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-03-17 20:35:39 EST (#)
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Fuck ya, fuck ya
eff-you-cee-kay-why-aaa
Fuck ya, fuck ya
eff-you-cee-kay-why-aaa
I really hate your fucking guts
And I'm gonna kick you in the nuts
So fuck ya, fuck ya
eff-you-cee-kay-why-aaa
I really mean it
eff-you-cee-kay-whyyyyy-aaayyyeeeaaaa!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-17 20:33:22 EST (#)
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Hey, Prick..er...ah..Nick... Yeah, that's it. Your ignorance is hanging out
of your open intellectual fly. You mention the potato famine, but you don't
have a fucking clue about it (or anything else).
The starvation took place for political and monetary reasons. Look it up.
The graneries were full of corn and grain, but they were slated to be sold,
not consumed, so millions died.
St. Patrick's existence has never been validated, i.e., he may be simply
a myth.
I drink Tullamore Dew, Bushmills, and almost anything else.
In short, fuck you, you long-paragraph writing moron...
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-17 19:58:32 EST (#)
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Blah blah blah blah DRIVEL
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-17 19:53:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Embryo (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:10:51 (#)
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Beer = Good.
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Yeah, go drink a guiness tonight and pretend it means you have class, then go back to Bud Light like the rest of the white trash inevitably will.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-17 19:41:21 EST (#)
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This would be like the Spanish celebrating Torquemada day, a day forcing everyone to celebrate religious opression and tyranny.
Submitted by FallenZer0 (user info) at 2006-03-17 19:15:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:27:11 (#)
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You Sir can go fuck yourself with fistful of clovers..If you dont like it, dont celebrate it....Loser
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-17 19:11:30 EST (#)
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Smoke my dick, Mr. Greenjeans.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:54:59 EST (#)
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Stay home then. More Black & Tans, green Bass Ale, and drunk blonde college girls who think they're Irish for me and the wife.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:40:48 EST (#)
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AGREED
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:21:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Embryo (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:10:51 EST (#)
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Beer = Good.
Green = A Calming Color.
Partying = Sexy.
Irish People Partying = Even Sexier.
What's not to like?
I'm an Atheist, I still celebrate Christmas because it's an easy time for my family to get together and giving gifts is fun. I don't give a shit what the holiday represents so long as it's about having fun now.
I'll celebrate today because, as listed above, there's nothing not to like.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:07:54 EST (#)
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Kill yourself.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:59:25 EST (#)
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MY GOD YOU ARE EDGY!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:44:08 EST (#)
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To Saint Patrick, Ireland's greatest Welshman (...or possibly Scotsman, Englishman or maybe even Frenchman).
I can see your point, but agree with Mrdurden24 to an extent.
I dont understand why St Patricks day is so rated when noone cares for St Andrew's or St David's or St George's day(raising a George's Cross flag will get you labelled a racist in Britain, whereas Irish street parades are hunkydory)
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:40:57 EST (#)
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No, fuck you.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:33:45 EST (#)
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I defy you to watch all of "Alexander" with Colin Farrell and that fucking lilt of his without trying to strangle the single mom and her three little kids sitting in the row in front of you.
That made me giggle like a schoolgirl.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:29:53 EST (#)
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uh, go pagans
Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:27:11 EST (#)
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You Sir can go fuck yourself with fistful of clovers..If you dont like it, dont celebrate it....Loser
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:20:34 EST (#)
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I agree. Although the snakes are a metaphor for the Pagans. He enacted the genocide of thousands of Pagans. Yea for St. Patty, right? Let's celebrate the genocide of an entire religion!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:17:59 EST (#)
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Soviet Chemical Factory Pride Week - Nov 11-18th....where you been, buddy?