Fuck you. (1163 hits)
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Submitted by Pokey "I should've aborted myself" Pecker (View user info) at 2006-03-17 17:54:13 EST
You suck. You should have died in a car accident 15 years ago. Your parents are mutants. Your shit stinks like no other on this earth. You are ugly, weak, stupid and lazy.
You are destroying the earth with your existance. The garbage you generate, the air you breath, the noise you make, the food you eat, the house you live in, the clothes you wear, the car you drive...all of it is a tremendous drain on the earth.
You are greedy and thoughtless and uncaring. The children you have or will have are going to continue eating the planet alive until we are all dead, which is fine, except that you'll take everything down with you.
You are diseased, mentally and physically.
You contribute nothing of value. You're not a good musician, inventor, scientist, statesman, or ANYTHING worthwhile.
You think you're all that and a bag of chips but really, you just suck.
You're a lousy child to your parents, and a lousy parent to your children. You don't know this, but they're terribly disappointed in you and regret ever bringing you to life. Your children dread hearing you arrive home every night after your pathetic job for your pathetic company that is desperatly trying to sell the world something they really don't need.
You are insecure.
You are a thief.
You are a loser.
You base success on how much money you make, and on how other people view you.
You should be executed.
Fuck you.
User Reviews
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-19 10:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
post was terribly lame, but *this* was funny:
"Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:13:53 (#)
Ranking: 1
that little girl may be all those things but still it was a little harsh.."
Submitted by psychodude98 (user info) at 2006-03-19 09:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you too.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-03-18 09:51:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I the excuses of the failures are lost on me.
Just because you don't have any money doesn't mean you can change the world's criteria for success. :-)
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-18 06:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone with children really ought to be more mature than this.
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-03-18 01:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This shit made me laugh.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-03-17 23:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"all that and a bag of chips"...
wow.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-17 22:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree. Just get with the old man butt-secks allready.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-17 21:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, well well. I think the 2 of you need to stop with the sexual tension and just asspound each other into UBER GHEY MENZ history.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-17 20:10:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-17 19:12:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shortest autobiography ever.
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Shit. Shlongy beat me to the reply.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-03-17 20:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:09:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
MY MOM SAYS THAT I AM A WINNER AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-17 19:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shortest autobiography ever.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My sister said you were the worst lay of her life.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:40:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
all of this, just because i fucked your sister?
come on man!?
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:39:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It's 'air you breathe', not 'air you breath'. I know it's difficult to proofread when you're in rant mode, but c'mon - you know to look for that.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm, I wonder who this is for.
"all that and a bag of chips"
Hahaha, I haven't heard that since I was in like sixth or seventh grade!
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
here!! here!!
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Goddamn
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85276
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:18:41 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/85276
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:18:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:07:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
You contribute nothing of value. You're not a good musician, inventor, scientist, statesman, or ANYTHING worthwhile. """
ETS?
hahahahahhahahahahhahaha
let me linkwhore that for you.
no really, I insist.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85726
Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
that little girl may be all those things but still it was a little harsh..
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you too, dad.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
MY MOM SAYS THAT I AM A WINNER AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You contribute nothing of value. You're not a good musician, inventor, scientist, statesman, or ANYTHING worthwhile. """
ETS?
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Lame