Repost as I stuffed up the pic (Ubertravellers) (918 hits)
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Submitted by crazyaardvark (View user info) at 2006-03-17 23:01:39 EST
Sorry guys, here's the pic for this post http://www.ubersite.com/m/85497 as a jpeg.
Also, speaking of Aussieness, did anyone else find the Melbourne Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony the most boring shite ever? My god, I couldn't watch. It was worse than Darryl Somers on Dancing with the Stars. And that's bad.
Anyway, it could be worse. I could live in Tasmania. Or Darwin. Or Albany (don't ask).
Yours Resignedly,
The crazyaardvark.
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-18 17:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
As if we needed a New South Wales.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck i just spelld that wrong.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:05:07 EST (#)
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I drink aborigines
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought the opening ceremony was hilarios. My favorite was when the guy was supposed to be walking on water but he was clearly in up to his knees.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:38:40 EST (#)
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I want to have intercourse with Australia. The continent. The ENTIRE CONTINENT.
And some of the women there too.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-18 01:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-03-17 23:26:57 (#)
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You know Teephah, you wouldn't get PRAWNS (we actually don't call them shrimp) in Alice Springs because, as you can see from my choice map, it's in the middle of a huge desert. Not too many oceans close by. Or much of anything, really.
I suppose it could be worse. I could live in Alice Springs. Or Kalgoorlie (by god, don't ask. It's a town famous for gold mining and ugly prostitutes)
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You poor daft cunt.
The next time they bring a book to your village, ask them if they have any maps of the United States of America. If they do, try pointing your grubby little finger at the very middle of it. That's where I live.
PRAWNS are hard to come by there too, naturally speaking, but with the advent of "refridgeration" and "commecialized trucking" we do pretty well.
And don't you dare speak to me again about not having anything nearby.
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-03-18 01:11:09 EST (#)
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3 years in Kalgoorlie, Circe? You are kidding me. That's cruel and unusual torture.
Mandurah is cool but Margaret River is way better. I love the mix of hippies, surfies, farm yobbos and yuppies.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-03-18 00:49:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing.. you've broken me.
I'm going to the beach. *sniffles*
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-18 00:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even if you are the best part of WA, the rest of it is still pretty poor.
OH SNAP, WHAT NOW?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-18 00:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus 2 again because I'm going to Germany for the World Cup and touring Europe afterwards and anything that reminds me of this is excellent. If you stick with Europe I'll look out for an aardvark behaving insanely on my travels.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-03-18 00:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, dear, but I'M not in sydney.
And I'm the best part of anywhere I am.
YOU HEARD ME.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-18 00:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe, we get to drink in Sydney too. And we get to be in Sydney instead of WA. I think it's a win-win situation.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-03-18 00:08:50 EST (#)
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Kalgoorlie is a fucking hole. I've repressed the three years I spent there.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-03-18 00:08:04 EST (#)
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Oh come on... it's not THAT bad.
Well, the commonwealth games is, and Daryl Somers is pretty lame too, but Perth is not that bad.
Most of it.
Parts of it.
Bits of it.
......okay, I like Glenn Forrest.
You should come down to Mandurah on a weekend. We drink a lot here.
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-03-17 23:26:57 EST (#)
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You know Teephah, you wouldn't get PRAWNS (we actually don't call them shrimp) in Alice Springs because, as you can see from my choice map, it's in the middle of a huge desert. Not too many oceans close by. Or much of anything, really.
I suppose it could be worse. I could live in Alice Springs. Or Kalgoorlie (by god, don't ask. It's a town famous for gold mining and ugly prostitutes)
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-17 23:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most of the time, when I go to Outback to eat dinner (because there are no rules there, just right) I get the Alice Springs chicken because I like bacon and monterey jack cheese.
Sometimes I'll spring for the extra shrimp on the barbie.
Who am I kidding? MOST OF THE TIME I go for the extra shrimp.
What I'm really saying is that I'd go to Alice Springs.
They have good chicken there.
And the extra shrimp is good too.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-17 23:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I WANT TO EAT A PENGUIN