Uber Drunk > Uber Sober.... Book It Assholes (931 hits)
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Submitted by HH (View user info) at 2006-03-18 01:45:52 EST
You all better be fucking drunk for St. Pattys day you dumb assholes. The slew of -2's awaiting me is going to feed me for more asinine MSpaint pictures.
The best part of tonight is I legitametly saw a 14 year old girl sneak into a bar, whom I promptly slipped a rufie and raped until I was eating hymen into well in the morning.
For those who are against my practices you can squarely fuck right off. When you haven't been laid in 6 months because your armpits smell similar to a stink bomb sold at random carnivals we'll see who's second guessing who.
P.S. Ethanol can save lives, police are just fuckholes who refuse to believe it.
Remember that. For my words of wisdom are far greater than any asshole philosopher.
LOLLERHEA.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
are those lol-dingleberries?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-03-19 21:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hrh.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just realized that it says "lauph out loud."
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-03-19 18:56:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-18 22:28:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
I knew it was easy, a_reader, but it was just so appropriate, was it not?
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I could go both ways on this issue. Fitting, sure, but I think that in this case, it's obvious that this person isn't intentionally being obtuse. He was born that way.
Submitted by Lil_Darlin (user info) at 2006-03-19 13:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A load of pish!!
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-19 02:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm pissed I didn't get to this garbage sooner, because as soon as I read it, I knew it was Shawshank.
Best movie, evar.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-18 22:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I knew it was easy, a_reader, but it was just so appropriate, was it not?
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:56:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
"How can you be so obtuse? Is it intentional?"
Let's play Name That Quote.
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Nigga please. Shawshank Redemption.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"How can you be so obtuse? Is it intentional?"
Let's play Name That Quote.
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
May you get cornholed in prison after being convicted for raping the 14-year old.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-18 13:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Puts the poo in poor
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-18 13:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Plain shit.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are clearly quite pleased with yourself and think you're amusing. You're not.
Also, systematic retaliatory -2s can get you banned. I'll take one for the team if it means you'll go away.
Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 02:22:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Trojan (user info) at 2006-03-18 10:16:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not drunk, but I'm having the most fantastic time. HOORAYY
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-03-18 09:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-18 06:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-03-18 06:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
didn't read byut I'm tdrunk so you fuckin kmow what"? +2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 02:51:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-03-18 02:22:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Ranking: -2
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-18 02:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dying that is.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-18 02:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please continue.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 02:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-03-18 02:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 02:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-09 05:17:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
c- this is for how little i (C)are
r- this is for your talent that is so (R)are
a- this is me asking you why you breathe my (A)ir
p- this is me thanking God you don't have a twin to make a (P)air
Submitted by Some_Type_Of_Super (user info) at 2006-03-18 02:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
Die now.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-18 02:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You had me at drunk for St. Pat's.
You lost me a child rape.
Damn. So close and yet so far.