Spiritual Healing (1011 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.75 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sizzle McTwizzle (View user info) at 2006-03-19 18:50:20 EST
Have you ever seen that episode of South Park where Cartman makes his own Christain rock band. If you haven't, he basicly points out you can turn any love song into a christain song by changing the word "you" to "Jesus". I decided to test this by changing the clasic song Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye into Spiritual Healing by Marvin Praye.
p.s. open the song in iTunes to see the album art
Spiritual Healing.mp3 (6 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-20 20:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everytime I see you linkwhore this for no reason, it gets a -2.
I don't care if it drives your hit count up.
I don't care if ratings don't mean anything.
I don't care if you're an alter.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This is painful.
Have a +1 back at you for having the nads to ask Shlongy to review this happy horseshit.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:19:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sixth review by the author...
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-19 23:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm thinkin about posting the A Capella version of this song tomorrow...maybe
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-19 22:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm actually watching south park right now. It's the episode where they make fun of the gay movie You Got Served. God I love South Park.
Though I might leave you with a fun game that lets you create your own character. Make yourself and post it on ubersite.
http://images.southparkstudios.com/games/create/sp_game.swf
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-19 22:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This item is now on ourmedia.org:
http://www.ourmedia.org/node/188773
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-19 21:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is slowing down...people must be asleep
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-19 21:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I will quit my job... I hate it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-19 20:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-19 18:54:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't quit your day job, lover boy
This is so fucking horrible it's laughable
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yes which is why It gets a +2
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:44:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That... that was something alright.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's the lyrics I used incase anyone wanted to know what I was saying.
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Ooh, now let's get down tonight
Jesus I'm hot just like an oven
I need some lovin'
And Jesus, I can't hold it much longer
It's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling
I want Spiritual Healing
Spirtual Healing, oh Savior
Makes me feel so fine
Helps to relieve my mind
Spiritual Healing Savior, is good for me
Spiritual Healing is something that's good for me
Whenever blue tear drops are falling
And my emotional stability is leaving me
There is something I can do
I can get on the telephone and call you my savior, and
Jesus I know you'll be there to relieve me
The love you give to me will free me
If you don't know the things you're dealing
I can tell you, darling, that it's Spiritual Healing
Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, let's make love tonight
Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, 'cos Jesus does it right
Savior I got sick this morning
A sea was storming inside of me
Jesus I think I'm capsizing
The waves are rising and rising
And when I get that feeling
I want Spiritual Healing
Spiritual Healing is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind, and it's good for us
Spiritual Healing, savior, is good for me
Spiritual Healing is something that's good for me
And it's good for me and it's good to me
My Jesus ohhh
Come take control, just grab a hold
Of my body and mind soon we'll be making it
Jesus, oh we're feeling fine
You're my medicine open up and let me in
Jesus, you're so great
I can't wait for you to operate
Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, let's make love tonight
Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, 'cos Jesus does it right
I can't wait for you to operate
When I get this feeling, I need Spiritual Healing
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Just replaced "you" with "jesus" and through in "savior" a few times.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
owwww Jesus!
Submitted by psychodude98 (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:17:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Normally I would have cut throught the post with its numerous grammatical as well as punctuation errors, but it despite the fact that 50% of your reviews involve such tips, I'll just sit back and watch you repeat said errors all night long.
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Whats up your ass? Why are you so anal about grammatical errors? What are you an English teacher?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:16:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha it's funny. But not like it was intended. Like the greasy greek guy said.
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I don't know how I intended it to be funny...whatever
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:15:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought it was funny.
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okay...
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Normally I would have cut throught the post with its numerous grammatical as well as punctuation errors, but it despite the fact that 50% of your reviews involve such tips, I'll just sit back and watch you repeat said errors all night long.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha it's funny. But not like it was intended. Like the greasy greek guy said.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought it was funny.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:08:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS one is for the post/.mp3.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:07:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Please don't think this is an attack on this post. This -2 is for being you.
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Well thank you! You're too kind!
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS one is for the post/.mp3.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please don't think this is an attack on this post. This -2 is for being you.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pardon my singing voice...it really is terrible...I was trying to make a point
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-19 18:54:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is so fucking horrible it's laughable
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i made for less than a minute, but its funny as hell.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-19 18:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't quit your day job, lover boy
This is so fucking horrible it's laughable