FuPa -- Sweet baby beer drinking, lady bull riding, marriage, divorce and all sorts of other things (1608 hits)
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Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-03-20 09:47:32 EST
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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-28 20:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I AINT NO ALTER
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-21 19:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I dig the haiku.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:52:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*your haikus. I'm tired and I need a nap.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're haikus were aces.
I was a little put off by the pictures, because many of them have been circulated a lot. But you pulled this off well, and you did make me laugh.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=114227136987228935#1894223 -- fuck. you were right, i am screwed.
damn, and i almost got away with it. i'll get you next time, coleslaw man....
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm already on it. Don't get angray.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh no. guess i'm fucked.
you should probably tell him right away.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:06:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ooh, I found it. Here's where Orgasmatron set up the guideline, based on the question from the review directly below his:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85248#1888015
So, technically, yours is a series of 15 (or so) poems. You could be excluded for this.
Did I spell everything okay?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
gee, thanks for telling me how i put this together - i'd forgotten. also, it's spelled "threw" not "through."
also, i appreciate you telling me that i hadn't won the contest yet. i can see that you are the sterling representation of lyrical genius, so your psychic forecast of what the future holds for me is quite startling. i will get to work right away so that maybe i'll have a fighting chance at staying in...
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So you got some images off the internet, and through some haikus together.
That's un.be.lievable. [It's still worth reading, though, but not enough to come close to winning the contest.]
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:23:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 09:57:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
WINNAR
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
coleslaw guy -- who the fuck are you and why should i care what you think? clearly, based on these reviews, i've already won the contest.
that's how tight i am.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 09:57:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
WINNAR
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I'm the only one that didn't like this (discounting ETS), some were good though.
Plus, though it had nothing to do with my rating, I think Orgasmatron said something in the Round 1 thread about not posting multiple poems around the theme. You may have broken that guideline...
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-03-21 09:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i just don't know about some of you guys.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-21 02:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well i guess that makes it official...
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-21 02:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-20 10:03:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
They might as well stop the competition.
Wardy wins, and no other poem-type things will be better than this.
Submitted by cascade (user info) at 2006-03-20 23:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for babes, beer and incestual advances alone.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 23:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck that scourge, no need to apologize. i had fun doing this, as you can probably tell. no worries. i don't even care if you get this out in the next day or whatever and don't forfeit.
it's all good, you sexy man,
wardy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-20 23:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You win wardy.
I couldn't get mine finished properly. I'll post it in a day or two as it's own piece. Feel free to -2 it at that time.
Congratulations and whatnot. I hate winning by forfeit, so I'm sorry if you feel the same.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ets seems like a very unstable person....
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:56:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, I'm not 'going through' anyone's posts and -2ing them.
My philosophy is 1 for 1. Tit for tat.
You mindlessly -2 me, I'll mindlessly -2 you.
See how that works? Pretty simple, right? Don't like it? Stop rating my posts, I guess. I don't know what else to tell you.
It's not so much that I give a shit what your rating is, but I'm sick of the bandwagon of bullshit my posts seem to attract. But if you insist...
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and here is three. three posts you went through and -2ed me, mr. ets. shame on you. i did not mindlessly -2 you, no sir. no, you couldn't handle the fact that i disagreed with a post that was polarized from the get go.
but i don't care. know why? because i dig polar bears and eskimos. get the two together and you've got an oppurtunity for a very, very violent knife fight to start up.
fun stuff, really.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll consider it under these conditions three:
1) you supply me with nude pictures of your wife
2) you send me no less than three but not more than one autographed baseball of someone famous
3) you figure out a way to make ets stop
that, mr. shlongy man, is my proposal. take it or leave it as it is, but i'd have to say you're looking at cruising on easy street if this little deal flies.
goodbye,
wardy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85571
If I get disqualified, I would expect you to withdraw, wardy.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, jesus... johnnyx i'd completely forgotten.
as for ets, well what can i say. i -2ed a post of yours because i disagreed with it based on your inability to do credible research. you on the other hand went to three well rated posts with your alter and -2ed them. yeah... i can see how that was my fault.
i'm sorry,
wardy.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:13:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU remember its Haiku Post Monday!
Good for you.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For some reason the first time I read this I didn't read the heading about them being hiaku's.
I read the whole thing and thought "Why is this under FUPA? It isn't poetry..."
Then I read the top.
And that is why I am giving this the +2 "I like to suck all the cocks I can" award.
Eat me Hactar.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:09:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
In my eyes, YOU started this shit.
So it goes both ways, asshole. You want to get uptight about MY +1, get ready for what you deserve next time around. You wanna play nice, I can play nice. You wanna be a cunt, so can I. It's just that simple.
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Wow. Real mature.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA! ETS is off his fucking rocker.
Newsflash, cocknose; Nobody gives a fuck about you or your bullshit opinions/ratings/thoughts/post/tantrums/suicide threats/tears etc.
You're a fucking uneducated loser, with a brain the size of a fish egg. Do yourself a favour and fire a 12" nail gun into your temple.
"So it goes both ways, asshole. You want to get uptight about MY +1, get ready for what you deserve next time around. You wanna play nice, I can play nice. You wanna be a cunt, so can I. It's just that simple.
Your choice."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:04:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks to the rest of you, and don't think i'm salty about the -2. i wouldn't mind it if he just gave it to me, but the fact that he's decided to just -2 every post of mine because i disagree with him is completely juveneille.
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Don't worry about that loser. One day, he will be engulfed by his own gaping Vagina and it will give some lucky fucker an opportunity to enact the abortion that was neglected prior to his birth.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you know that onions are like poison to cats and dogs?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:04:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks to the rest of you, and don't think i'm salty about the -2. i wouldn't mind it if he just gave it to me, but the fact that he's decided to just -2 every post of mine because i disagree with him is completely juveneille.
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I -2d 3 of your posts, not all of 'em, and it wasn't because you disagree with me, it's because you were being a stubborn, self-righteous cockface, when you're obviously so underinformed about the subject it's pathetic. You'll also notice that I reversed one of the -2s when you toned down your bullshit.
You'll also note that since I gave you that +1 on your B@W post and said that it didn't deserve B@W because it wasn't up to snuff, you've been a dick on my posts.
In my eyes, YOU started this shit.
So it goes both ways, asshole. You want to get uptight about MY +1, get ready for what you deserve next time around. You wanna play nice, I can play nice. You wanna be a cunt, so can I. It's just that simple.
Your choice.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, everything has already been said. Nice work, Wardo.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well shlongy, this was written in an attempt to please even the likes of you. that, and i couldn't see straight so something that required counting syllables instead of creating stanzas seemed the most logical. you wouldn't believe how much vinegar is in pickle juice.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the ONLY entry I've enjoyed, thus far.
You win.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The dead cat and masked lover poems cinched the +2.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:15:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
That review just confirmed your freakishly insane brilliance.
And animal fetish.
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tiiiiight.... i have a freakish animal fetish. i'm so the fucking way cooler than 18% of people that aren't cool. beat that, burt reynolds.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That review just confirmed your freakishly insane brilliance.
And animal fetish.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 11:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks to the rest of you, and don't think i'm salty about the -2. i wouldn't mind it if he just gave it to me, but the fact that he's decided to just -2 every post of mine because i disagree with him is completely juveneille.
scourge, no worries. i almost didn't get it done either. last night i ate an entire jar of pickles and hallucinated that i was a giant peacock with brilliantly colored feathers. i say colored because i'm not a racist bigot. well anyways, during this six hour hallucination (it felt like six years), i decided that haikus were about as cool as a naked girl finding me attractive. the likelihood, along with the awesomeness of the prospect itself was too much to pass up.
i wish i was a rhino. then i could fuck up giraffe's and they'd have to take it because otherwise i'd gore their children.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 10:59:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
gee, thanks ets. let me know when you've grown up. how many of my posts are you going to -2 just because i disagreed with you? i mean, i guess you could go all the way through and do all of them. don't forget to do my other b@w post, seeing as how you already got the other one.
thanks buddy,
wardy.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-20 10:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-20 10:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was all set to give this a +1 and be done with it. Then I got to the baby beer bottle one. I'm not sure why it amused me so much, but it did.
Good show wardy.
In other FUPA news, you may win by default. I have a vague sketch of what I'm going to do, but may not get it finished.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-20 10:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They might as well stop the competition.
Wardy wins, and no other poem-type things will be better than this.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 09:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WINNAR
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-20 09:56:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what the fuck is angray?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-20 09:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
First FUPA worth reading...?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 09:49:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
class time.
hooray for haikus! hooray for school!... hooray for early round exit!