I have some thank you’s and apologies for some uber users (1848 hits)
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Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2006-03-20 12:59:53 EST
I feel that I may be done with the internet. Have you viewed the commercial of the guy who tells his wife he has surfed to the end of the internet and has nothing left to explore? Well I havent surfed to the end however I am pretty sure I have seen all the carbon copies of the carbon copies. I am aware that the dominant demographic that will read this have no fucking idea what a carbon copy is.
uber is one of the very few things that ever interested me and I am bored with it, mostly because of you. Yes you!
either you motherfuckers are going to start entertaining me, or you get no more redheads and inane blather about meaningless bullshit from me!... And I mean it!
With the likelihood that you are incapable of entertaining me, I may have to fade off into the sunset like the actor Charles Manson in one of his cheesy hollywood westerns.
I have some thank you's and apologies for some uber users
thank you's:
Thank you spike tv for 5 hours of three stooges mini marathon bliss on christmas day.
Thank you lady luck for letting me lose 85 bucks holding a full house- hooks full of trey's to my idiot nephew who chased me with raises holding pocket deuces to the turn and river.
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Apologies:
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your pal,
MickGinny
ps. Munkeypants will you please email me- mickginny.at.gmail.com
User Reviews
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2006-03-24 13:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Booo!!!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-03-23 03:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:04:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:02:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Crap that even that roll would have trouble wiping away.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-03-21 04:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto "This place is shit, I'm leaving" -2"
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
COME BACK!!
I was just about to succumb to the scoutmaster-like trust you've built up!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ubersite has become the low-flow toilet of the Internet.
It was fashionable, at first, but it just-doesn't-get the job done anymore.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:47:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh, why don't you just come and go as you please?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll never top Redhead #25 anyway. And now I know why you're always so pissed off.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You make me long for the days of IHAKF.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MickGinny-
If you leave I will also be forced to leave, for you are the only person on Uber... on THE PLANET for that matter, who keeps me going every day.
When you type, your words form sentences, and those sentences in turn form paragraphs, and finally... those paragraphs form... beauty.
I have devoted my entire Uber-career to your entertainment. If my posts have been weak lately, I'm truly sorry. But please, just give me one more chance. Don't leave me here with these -2ing naysayers.
I... love you.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, this place sucks now.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
either you motherfuckers are going to start entertaining me, or you get no more redheads and inane blather about meaningless bullshit from me!... And I mean it!
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This is the first time I've ever prayed that Uber will be boring for the next few days.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ouch. My sphincter hurts just LOOKING at it.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:16:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ha ha ha
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm still amazed that you got away with posting 60+ naked pictures of redheads with never a nsfw tag. You're on the MVA because of the redhead series...just from naked women.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you had apologized to Shlongy, like you should, I would have improved the rating on this post to a well deserved -1.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Talk about extra rough toilet paper.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:02:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Crap that even that roll would have trouble wiping away.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Crap that even that roll would have trouble wiping away.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
or you get no more redheads
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Thank god
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
-- Homer Simpson
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