What is love? (1826 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.46 on 51 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-03-20 16:34:42 EST
Beats me.
I am alone.
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
It's funny because it's true.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
love is having to apologize for lame posts.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-03-21 09:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Goddammit, I'm the 4th person to review this with a "baby don't hurt me". Meh.
Try a titty bar or a prostitute. Or both.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-03-21 08:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF! I'm not reading all that.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-03-21 06:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
make a change
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-21 06:18:50 EST (#)
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It's a bunch of bullshit.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-21 05:12:05 EST (#)
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Yeah but you've got to consider why you're alone. You're either between relatioships or you just can't hack it out there in the real world.
It just isn't going to work out for some people. They're just not good enough. Know your place.
Remember though that it is polite courtesy to wait for one's parents to go into the ground first before doing the decent thing.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-21 04:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ser_hag (user info) at 2006-03-21 03:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so get off the internet and go do somethin about it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-20 21:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Best
Post
Ever
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-20 20:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahaha. Here's to hoping you slight your wrists tonight you miserable shit. You're a disgrace to carbon based life forms everywhere.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-03-20 20:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And you're going to stay that way with this additude.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Love is when I touch my body. I will write you a haiku:
I touch my body, body.
my bod ist so hot, i touch
my body, so hot
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dammit zak man, i told you what love is. did you read my haikus? are you feeling better? great! now it's time to start our plan up!
Submitted by JustPassingBy (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Such potential.
Love is everything, everything is nothing.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The only love I have is with Jesus. http://www.ubersite.com/m/85533
Submitted by DrRobertHand (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently my 7th sense (that which tells me which posts I should never click on under any circumstances, of course) is not quite developed yet.
Until then...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's maybe something to do with respect....
look it up in the dictionary baby..
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:21:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:17:08 (#)
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so you admit it was for revenge?
for shame.
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Yeah, but I'll stop now. The score is settled...hahaha
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:20:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ZAK! You little shithead! Good to see you're not dead yet and still as emo as ever.
I totally expected some half naked woman on this post, what happened?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:17:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so you admit it was for revenge?
for shame.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:08:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
are you continuing to give me negative reviews for a reason?
does the misery of others amuse you?
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Found this on my post. For future referance don't review a post -2 if
you have actually took time to review. I read your post. It's two lines.
Decided that it sucked big monkey balls and came back to give your gay
post another -2 as revenge.
have a nice day,
sizzle
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Love is not beating off to pictures of Michelle Wie, Zakalwe.
But, I'll clue you in on what love should be for you: Dangling from the end of a belt tied over a ceiling rafter and wrapped firmly around your neck.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
alcoholism is weakness.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Love is a good blues record and a bottle of Highland Park.
And possibly some BBQ-flavoured Pringles.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:08:45 EST (#)
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oh... well thats what I get for being such a swell guy.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:07:36 EST (#)
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this guy, jonnyx?
http://www.howardjones.com/hojo.html
what's some obscure musician got to do with anything?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that's adorable brandon, you thought I was really interested.
that's almost as cute as the women who've rejected me.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:44:58 (#) Ranking: -200000000
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This is a waste of a post. If you want to use your post as a means to reproduce the meaningless empty space that is your mind, please donate them to me and I will make good use of them.
Thanks,
sizzle
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no such thing.
that's only in the movies.
stick to your porn sites,luv.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ask Howard Jones.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
So love is... your hand?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85555 - i have written about love here, zak man sir. take a look, maybe it will help. there are pictures, too.
no, they aren't of naked russians and ukranians.
love,
wardy.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:57:17 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/85210#1880362
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:55:38 EST (#)
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This would be a neg 2 if the lack of content didn't outshine the content of the two poems below.
Wazzup with you Mang? You serious about all this?
Throw me an email if ya need a dynamically apathetic Canuck point of view on the way of things.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:50:14 EST (#)
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that's ok, I was just practicing.
really.
(see, I am following your advice Brendon. people do read your comments!)
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:44:58 (#) Ranking: -200000000
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This is a waste of a post. If you want to use your post as a means to reproduce the meaningless empty space that is your mind, please donate them to me and I will make good use of them.
Thanks,
sizzle
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:47:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:45:49 (#)
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leilani, you are a female of child-bearing age, yes?
so how 'bout it?
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yes, I am in my prime child-bearing years.
unfortunately, i am also of the married persuasion. sorry :(
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:46:23 EST (#)
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I'm not!! and i never will be.
stop being so insecure and ask a girl out. sorry, that was presumptuous(sp). ask "some one" out..
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:45:49 EST (#)
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leilani, you are a female of child-bearing age, yes?
so how 'bout it?
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:45:30 EST (#)
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Concise.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:44:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:37:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
1..2..3...whassup?
1..2..3...whassup?
1..2..3...whassup?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
At least you know it. And it will probably be that way forever so get used to it.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you are going to have to remind me of that advice brendon.
I normally try to memorise the comments you are kind enough to leave on my posts but inexplicably that one has slipped away from me.
plus the last woman I went out with did her best to CRUSH ME EMOTIONALLY.
I want her back.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My Nigger
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
did you think about my advice Re: approaching a certain number of girls a week?
try that first, push suicide back over to "plan b".
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
1..2..3...whassup?
1..2..3...whassup?
1..2..3...whassup?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's more like a cry for a beating.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Baby don't hurt me
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-20 16:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is a cry for help.