FUPA - Better Late Than Never---15 Steps to Making You My Bitch (647 hits)
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Submitted by badassmofo (View user info) at 2006-03-21 10:34:12 EST
HA HA RABBIT!
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-22 00:41:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:56:49 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:45:31 (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:38:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've now rated every single entry in this competition.
I believe I am the only person to do so, besides maybe Shlongy.
Yeah, I did too.
And yet, they STILL DQ-ed a quality contestant like Shlongy.
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Why did you get disqualified?
Not pretentious enough for the wetback, book-fucking fraternity that constitutes 95% of that competition?
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More along the lines of "he didn't actually write a submission" but whatever makes you happy.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-03-22 00:03:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:52:58 (#)
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love you too daddy!
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O retro, you've made me soOoo happy!
do me
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:52:58 EST (#)
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love you too daddy!
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:25:03 EST (#)
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how any self respecting heterosexual man can compete in a POETRY contest I don't know.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:47:44 EST (#)
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Don't post it ever.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:33:21 EST (#)
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I might but not till i'm done with it...it doesn't makes sense until you get to the end and you are...of course...my bitch
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:28:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:41:56 (#)
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Sorry Sac, you deserved better and I really did write something with the title '15 Steps to Making you My Bitch' but I only got about 6 stanzas done by sunday night and then I starting expelling waste from my mouth and ass and had to call out of work yesterday so I slept and you know expelled.
contests don't really work for me as my GENIUS comes and random times
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Sorry to hear it, badass. I suck at forced writing, too. 6 stanzas? That's more than I wrote.
You should post it sometime.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed. And I usually don't laugh at the rabbit.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:41:56 EST (#)
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Sorry Sac, you deserved better and I really did write something with the title '15 Steps to Making you My Bitch' but I only got about 6 stanzas done by sunday night and then I starting expelling waste from my mouth and ass and had to call out of work yesterday so I slept and you know expelled.
contests don't really work for me as my GENIUS comes and random times
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:33:48 EST (#)
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I had looked forward to competing with you.
HAR HAR FORFEIT.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:24:28 EST (#)
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i love you retrospect, you're like the abortion i never had
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're O.K.
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away
They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light, that's right
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right, 'cause we are
[Chorus:]
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Some boys romance, some boys slow dance
That's all right with me
If they can't raise my interest then I
Have to let them be
Some boys try and some boys lie but
I don't let them play
Only boys who save their pennies
Make my rainy day, 'cause they are
[chorus]
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
[repeat]
Boys may come and boys may go
And that's all right you see
Experience has made me rich
And now they're after me, 'cause everybody's
[chorus]
A material, a material, a material, a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
[repeat and fade]
i hate that goddamn rabbit
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:59:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to Increase
Your Word Power.' That thing is really, really, really ... good.
-- Homer Simpson
Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:56:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:45:31 (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:38:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've now rated every single entry in this competition.
I believe I am the only person to do so, besides maybe Shlongy.
Yeah, I did too.
And yet, they STILL DQ-ed a quality contestant like Shlongy.
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Why did you get disqualified?
Not pretentious enough for the wetback, book-fucking fraternity that constitutes 95% of that competition?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I *knew* that rabbit would pop up in this contest sooner or later.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
through all it's comments and post (actually never read them) i still have no idea if Nellypaal is a man or a women
the world may never know
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:46:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:40:09 (#)
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It's not Thursday is it?
-Dave
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:45:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:38:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've now rated every single entry in this competition.
I believe I am the only person to do so, besides maybe Shlongy.
Yeah, I did too.
And yet, they STILL DQ-ed a quality contestant like Shlongy.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GOT ME
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm torn between a +2 for you for stiffing the poetry faggots...and a -2 for bandwagoning the goddamn - and famously unfunny - rabbit.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:40:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's not Thursday is it?
-Dave
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
meh
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny, this is the first one i have rated
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've now rated every single entry in this competition.
I believe I am the only person to do so, besides maybe Shlongy.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm done with contests, i don't need y'all to tell me i'm a loser...i fucking know it.