Splat !!!!!1!!1! (714 hits)
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Submitted by sicosemen (View user info) at 2006-03-21 10:50:25 EST
Holy Fucking Shit!!!1!!!1!!1 I witnessed the most incredible thing this weekend; something that has really seriously fucked my head up a scoach. I made a four day weekend this past weekend and went to Richmond, Va where I had lived for approximately 4-6 years depending on who's counting. I've been there before but never witnessed anything quite like what I saw this weekend. Part of this is plaguing my mind and have a sincere question for everyone.
It started on the glorious St. Patricks day of just past, March 17, 2006 where I was supposed to be in Savannah, GA. I got too fucked up the night before so I just decided to stay in Richmond. BTW, Savannah has the most kick ass St. Patty's day in all of the USA. The day began with a 24 pack of beer before I left to go get a tattoo of a giraffe. Don't ask, I'll take a picture if anyone is that interested in verification. After bleeding profusely due to thinning blood I made my way to Starlite Lounge. This is sort of a "yuppy" bar during the day, however, I figured I'd give it a shot.
Met some cool people and spent about $70 on myself, had to get a good buzz before I went drinking. Here's the count so far: 24 pack and a little rum from 7:30 AM till 11:30 AM, tattoo of giraffe from noonish till 2ish, $70 worth of Jagerbombs and capt. & cokes till about 4PM. I went home and fell asleep(passed out) until about 8pm. After showering I proceeded to BW3's to meet up with some young lady where I spent another $25. After BW3's I went to Sine(pronounce SheNay) for their festive St. Patty's day gala where I spent about $40 dollars on my tab. From there I went to Lucky Lounge; inbetween BW3's and Sine. About $45 dollars there, and well, we can all assume I'm pretty toasted.
Then, oh yes, it was then that I witnessed the most awful thing ever. I've only told you of my days' activities to let you know how quick something can sober you up. Lucky Lounge closed at 2 as all bars do in Virginia. I was standing on the corner of Cary St. and 15th or 16th--don't know for sure--when I noticed someone out of my peripheral jogging on the opposite sidewalk.
I turn my head for a quick second and I hear the sound of impact mixed with bone exploding, guts wrenching, bones crunching, ligaments popping, insides melting, etc. As soon as I turn to see what I heard, it was the guy jogging sprawled out on the pavement and an old time tow truck moving past him. Most people when they get hit by a car or vehicle might fly into the air, but this guy literally went straight under the truck. The five people I was with didn't believe me at first until I told them to look.
People were rushing towards this and it was at this point that I made either a wise decision or a stupid one. I told my ride to get in the fucking car because there was no need for us to stick around. We were entirely too drunk to be dealing with cops which could result in us getting arrested for Public Intoxication, etc, etc. People were there, but I technically was witness to something that later made me sick to my stomach. We left and went to an after party, but I'm left with a bit of a problem with myself.
Was leaving right or wrong?
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-05 15:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good ol' RVA.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-21 20:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just fucked a tennis racket!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
please post a photo of that tattoo.
i don't think i've ever seen a giraffe tattoo before. oh wait http://www.zhippo.com/DarksideTattooHosted/images/gallery/eric8.jpg now i have. that's actually a really nice work.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:51:38 EST (#)
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I'm calling horse-shit. If you were sobered up after seeing it, then you had no reason to leave for fear of public intoxication. Scared of the breathalyser? The cops don't just randomly test people who seem sober at a crash site, unless they were involved. Besides, if you got sobered up so fast after drinking so much, either you only THOUGHT you were drunk, or you lied about how much you drank. Consider your shit horsed.
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Glad that we got a fucking expert here. It felt as though I sobered up but knowing how much I had to drink is a different story, but perhaps I should make a post on my reciepts just to prove every one of you fucking tool bags that is what I was drinking. I known better through my drunkeness to not have stuck around. I even looked on the Richmond City Police Department website and they didn't list this because it wasn't crime related. Or you could just be a pussy whiner because nothing exciting happens to you, which seems to be the issue here.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:13:35 EST (#)
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well you really didn't witness anything, and it was not a hit and run
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:25:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:02:30 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:54:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Firstly - 24 beers on your own and you're then able to go somewhere? What is this weak american shit?
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24 beers is the truth...having been drinking in excess for a long time this is nothing special.
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Budweiser: like making love in a canoe: Fucking close to water.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:18:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:19:39 (#)
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I probably get out more than you cumsuck shit dick. If you read, I told you that the only reason I listed how much I had to drink was to emphasize how quickly trauma can erase all that.
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I'm calling horse-shit. If you were sobered up after seeing it, then you had no reason to leave for fear of public intoxication. Scared of the breathalyser? The cops don't just randomly test people who seem sober at a crash site, unless they were involved. Besides, if you got sobered up so fast after drinking so much, either you only THOUGHT you were drunk, or you lied about how much you drank. Consider your shit horsed.
Submitted by angryrob (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:03:06 EST (#)
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if the tow truck did a hit and run.. then yes your wrong and you should report whats you saw.. you wont get in trouble..
if the truck stuck around or stoped for the guy.. nah, the cops will straighten it out.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:56:36 EST (#)
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Personally, I thought this was over-heavy on the desciption of your intoxication, and under-heavy on actual description of the crash itself. For example- did the truck stay there or leave? I think perhaps you could have used the residual guilt to make a really personal and insightful post, but instead turned a traumatic story into an extended bar tab.
Not bad writing though.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:21:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:54:06 (#)
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Firstly - 24 beers on your own and you're then able to go somewhere? What is this weak american shit?
Secondly - yes, you were wrong. Public intoxication is such a minor thing as opposed to someone being killed.
Thirdly - shenanigans
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you might want to tell your story at an AA meeting.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I probably get out more than you cumsuck shit dick. If you read, I told you that the only reason I listed how much I had to drink was to emphasize how quickly trauma can erase all that.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You can spot the ones who don't get out much by the '!!!!1!!11!!' (why..?) and the need to list how much they had to drink this-one-really-cool-time-when-crazy-shit-happened.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm sure that tattoo looks fabulous.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:03:35 EST (#)
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I dunno, a mixture of shenanigans and "you shouldn't have posted this if you were genuinely scared of Le Police."
Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:02:55 EST (#)
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what does a reveiw of 'shenanigans' mean?
A story of what you got up to? A lot of uber posts are about that, why is it a bad thing?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:02:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:54:06 (#)
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Firstly - 24 beers on your own and you're then able to go somewhere? What is this weak american shit?
Secondly - yes, you were wrong. Public intoxication is such a minor thing as opposed to someone being killed.
Thirdly - shenanigans
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24 beers is the truth...having been drinking in excess for a long time this is nothing special.
I'm pretty sure he didn't die or else it would have been in the news. I searched high and low in the Richmond Times Dispatch and couldn't find it.
What shenanigans, this is a true story douche bag.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Firstly - 24 beers on your own and you're then able to go somewhere? What is this weak american shit?
Secondly - yes, you were wrong. Public intoxication is such a minor thing as opposed to someone being killed.
Thirdly - shenanigans
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
nitty was in Savannah for St. Patty's Day celebration...if you're nice to him maybe he'll tell you all about it someday.
I blew it off. I don't like DUI roadblocks.