My school are dumb, version 2.0 (872 hits)
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Submitted by Bobby Orr (View user info) at 2003-06-06 18:03:01 EDT
There once was an Indian boy named Hopaku living in a small tribe. One day, he found a crippled squirrel. He dropped a medium-sized rock on its head, thus killing it, and brought it back to his tribe. Everyone was pleased at Hopaku's amazing effort and wonderful achievement. They threw him a huge ass celebration. But Hopaku noticed the tribe wise man sitting off in a corner, seeming glum, yet happy at the same time.
Hopaku went up to the wise man and asked him "Oh wise one, why aren't pleased at my amazing effort and incredible achievement of hunting down that squirrel?". "Because," replied the wise one with improper grammmar, "when you actually do something entirely by yourself, only then will I be pleased."
I just made up that story, but I wish what it was based on wasn't made up. I've just gotten back from my 8th grade recognition day activities, and now I'm about to leave to a dinner/dance till 10. I'll tell you what those activities were since you're all just dying to know.
First, we had an award assembly for about 2 hours where over 1/3 of the graduating 8th grade class (172 morons) won awards. Then we went around signing yearbooks for an hour. Three hours of my life wasted. Then we went to a total shit pool (it was 58 degrees, and in New Jersey) till 4.
All of this because were graduating from 8th grade, and going to the cock gobbling High School next year. I'm more pissed than usual because everyone's making a big deal out of this. To fail 8th grade at my school, you would have to some how avoid being spoon fed a 2.5 GPA (I have an accumulative one for 3 years around 3.98).
I think we should just get a pat on the back and maybe a slice of cake. I'm too damn angry to write anymore.
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Submitted by Agent_FUBAR (user info) at 2003-06-09 09:06:55 EDT (#)
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yes its official, you are one boring fuckball.now die.
Submitted by SantonioSpur (user info) at 2003-06-07 15:04:01 EDT (#)
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I don't want to see a negative rating on this knowing that the only negative review came from Roxxx
Submitted by SantonioSpur (user info) at 2003-06-07 09:41:30 EDT (#)
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Obviously my sarcasm was not noted. Good job douche!
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-06-07 02:05:42 EDT (#)
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The US public education system is flawed by far left wing liberal ideology that limits the ability for the attendees to be individuals. They cannot express themselves in ways that may be harmful to other students, nor ways that may offend in the slightest. The United States is raising the students to be pussies, and we know that many parent's aren't raising their children. Honestly, I am proud to be a student of a private school. Education is very important to one's success as a person, but education from a united states public school means nothing.
Submitted by shaun <c3r341.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-06-07 01:47:47 EDT (#)
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jimmy, your old man is an asshole. cheers!
Submitted by jimmy <jka23.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-06-06 21:05:20 EDT (#)
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Uhm. american schools = shit.
college = drunken rowdyness.
I believe the brits have a better idea. Or one of them damn foreign countries like paris. You have to take a test to get into college, you fail...you go into a trade school. And I think education should be mandatory til the end middle school. hell, I don't want you in my high school if you don't want to be there. You'll cause problems. Middle school gives you enough education to become say a construction worker. As my dad says, There are chiefs and there are indians. Everybody wants to be a chief, but only a limited amount of spots for that job. Lot of indians though.
Submitted by shaun <c3r341.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-06-06 20:35:12 EDT (#)
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i thought it was grammatically correct in a british kind of way. like, "the audience are ecstatic about my flaming fart tricks."
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-06-06 18:52:23 EDT (#)
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When you critisize someone do it right.
1)It's America, or Americans. "America will give anyone an education." Shows that you never got one.
2)Yes we will give anyone an education. Wether or not they get passing grades and get a diploma is an alltogether different thing.
Submitted by Roxxx38 (user info) at 2003-06-06 18:20:12 EDT (#)
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Your school certainly "are" dumb. Is that a 3.98 gpa out of ten?
American will give anyone an education.