I'm so excited to be unbanned, I think I'll do a somersault in a skirt (1332 hits)
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Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2006-03-21 12:31:17 EST
SO YOU CAN ALL SEE MY BALLS.
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:16:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And once again! I'm jerking off to that. JEHAAAA!
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-03-22 07:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Welcome back.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-21 21:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeff Laben
Hilton Head, SC
Sales Director - The Heritage Golf Classic
Married to Linda
Jeff also owns a minor league baseball team and is an avid golfer. He and his wife adopt greyhounds who were formerly mistreated as racers. He has a treasure trove of Clichés memorabilia, some of which appears on this web site.
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Shlongy is so generous to his dogs.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-21 21:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahahahaahahah
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 20:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just snorted Ajax!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-21 20:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just fucked a pillow case!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-21 19:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:33:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
When I wake up with your girlfried, she takes care of everything. And I mean EVERYTHING.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
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YOU HAVE NEVER WOKEN UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND!!1...that is, unless you have ever visited a small brothel in the foothills of the French Alps and ordered a hand job-wake up special?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-03-21 19:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2006-03-21 19:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A-haha!
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd give this a positive rating simply because I read your old post about being a jew and the oven thing. I hate jews.
But this post reminded me too much of some of Fat Tonies crappier shit.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hoofprints In The Sand
One night a girl named Lisa dreamed
she was walking along the beach
with a swamp donkey.
Scenes from her life flashed across the sky.
In each scene she noticed hoofprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets prints: hers, and the swamp donkey's,
other times only hoofprints.
This bothered her because during the low periods of her life
she could only see the set of hoofprints.
So she said to the swamp donkey,
"You promised me, swamp donkey,
that if I followed you,
you would walk with me always.
But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life
there were only your set of hoofprints in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?"
The swamp donkey replied, "The times when you saw only my hoofprints in the sand
is when I sent you off to score me some weed. Now make me some soup, bitch."
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh joy.
Great hijinks are afoot
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, mommy, maybe.
Daddy has nuts.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:46:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
who are you?
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You better take an Ubersite refresher course, boy. Daddy's home.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's been a long time
Been a long time
Been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely time
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 14:46:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
who are you?
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:51:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:12:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
That's a little too gay for Shlongy.
Perfect for Swampy, though.
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Too gay for Shlongy? Come on, you brokeback mountaineer.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:04:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
The last time I was this excited, the peanut butter had just been spread and my dog had just put down his chew toy.
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Isn't that the best?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's a little too gay for Shlongy.
Perfect for Swampy, though.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing personal. Welcome back and all, but this is contentless....so -2.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Watching Shlongy and swampy going at it again...It brings back memories.
Of course, put them together, and this is what I imagine... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=223490571165244890
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, they were wierd lookin'
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn Swamp, I think Shlongy really DID miss you.
I feel such love on this post. Glad to have you back in circulation.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The last time I was this excited, the peanut butter had just been spread and my dog had just put down his chew toy.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back Swampy. I misted you.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
While you were gone, this one time, in band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:58:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:55:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
well at least now Sphagnum will have someone to suck off.
Welcome back swampy...I always enjoy your titles...or titties or something
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I had ribs removed so that I would ALWAYS have someone to suck off, framehead.
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Ha ha ha ha Sphag toots his own horn...
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-21 13:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:59:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
I just spit all over my laptop at Sphaggy's last review...bauahauahauahahaa
Swampy - I bet you can't get banned in 24 hours or less.
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Oh, the things I can do in 24 hours ...
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:55:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOHOO
MY HERO HAS RETURNED
ALL HAIL KING SWAMP DONKEY, WHOM LAUREATES PAY TRIBUTE TO AS FOLLOWS: http://www.ubersite.com/m/75026
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Thanks for the tribute, but that dude looks about 13 months pregnant. I've got a massive bulge, but it's below the belt. BADA BING
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just spit all over my laptop at Sphaggy's last review...bauahauahauahahaa
Swampy - I bet you can't get banned in 24 hours or less.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:55:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
well at least now Sphagnum will have someone to suck off.
Welcome back swampy...I always enjoy your titles...or titties or something
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I had ribs removed so that I would ALWAYS have someone to suck off, framehead.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:57:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
How did you live without Uber all that time? This is your LIFE, after all.
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Uhhhhh...
No comment.
Are you hitting one me?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How did you live without Uber all that time? This is your LIFE, after all.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was posted too late in the day for my liking. You need to post earlier, before faggots like JonnyX log on to stifle the hilarity.
I get the impression Shlongy has missed you.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:53:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
So, what's Uber's number one coward been up to the past couple of months?
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Dude, you had me so convinced you were going to destroy me, I have been hiding under my house with very little food or water for months.
Actually, I've been out of the country in a part of the world that is about as pleasant as crapping out a porcupine.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOHOO
MY HERO HAS RETURNED
ALL HAIL KING SWAMP DONKEY, WHOM LAUREATES PAY TRIBUTE TO AS FOLLOWS: http://www.ubersite.com/m/75026
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well at least now Sphagnum will have someone to suck off.
Welcome back swampy...I always enjoy your titles...or titties or something
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:53:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So, what's Uber's number one coward been up to the past couple of months?
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:47:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy has spent that time much more constructively by threatening 12 year olds on the internet and then raping said 12 year olds in the ear with his toothpick-like micro dick.
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Still? That man needs Jesus.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who wants to make out?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:38:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is my rising from the banned so close to Easter a coincidence? I think not. There are higher powers at work here.
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That is disturbing.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
works for me - glad to see you back, dude.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:45:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
Show us your pussy, swampy!
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Here it is: http://www.thecliches.com/pages/Photo19_jpg.htm
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:47:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy has spent that time much more constructively by threatening 12 year olds on the internet and then raping said 12 year olds in the ear with his toothpick-like micro dick.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:36:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Unban Shadowfax Bart, you fat cunt.
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Ha ha ha ha, my first Ubersite laugh of the day. I forgot all about that sexy beast.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Show us your pussy, swampy!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well well, now this has some interesting implications.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is a lie anyway - You HAVE no balls.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I WANNA SEE YOUR BALLS!!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:38:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
165 consecutive days of begging and pleading and offering to suck bart off finally paid off, eh pansyass?
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Shlongy!!! Actually, I think your work on my behalf is what got me back, i.e., fellatio. Thanks!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
165 consecutive days of begging and pleading and offering to suck bart off finally paid off, eh pansyass?
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:35:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you just get spontaneously unbanned or did you have to fight for it?
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I gave up fighting a long time ago. I logged in yesterday and figured I give it one last shot, went through the verification process, and this morning, much to my surprise, I HAD MY SECRECT NUMBER!!
Is my rising from the banned so close to Easter a coincidence? I think not. There are higher powers at work here.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
B@W
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Unban Shadowfax Bart, you fat cunt.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you just get spontaneously unbanned or did you have to fight for it?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most heated
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back old chum. Missed ya around here.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 swampy!