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Hottest Porn Stars: #5 Krsytal Steal (Do I REALLY need to say NSFW, fucker?) (6314 hits)

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Rating: 0.03 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Some_Type Of_Super (View user info) at 2006-03-22 04:05:50 EST


#10 Star E. Knight: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85390
#9 Tory Lane: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85453
#8 Teagan Pressley: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85500
#7 Aurora Snow: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85546
#6 Taylor Rain: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85590


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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-11 21:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You stupid fatass. She doesn't even do anal. She's one of the most tame porn stars around.

Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-03-29 09:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Is this post ever gonna be finished??? i am anxious to see who number 1 is because Krystal Steal is AMAZINGLY hot.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-26 19:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

STOS was banned for his usage in the Lefty spat.

If you missed it, don't worry. It was taken off the main page.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-03-26 15:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I say Cytherea will be top 3


Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-24 16:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Where is the rest of this series?

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Title typo.


But this series blows (GET IT?)

Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm down with Teagan Presley, and Taylor Raine, but this chick's got nothin'

Submitted by scornednornery (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:25:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 for boobs.

Oh, and:

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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-03-22 07:55:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

-1 for spelling her name wrong in the title.
-1 because she is so far from hot.

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suuuuuuum-botties a bit jelllllussss ...

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:18:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

another blonde with big boobs. she's got an "eh" face.

ps. brittney skye with two t's.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-23 03:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I just noticed, too.

I mis-spelled her name in the title.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-23 03:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, in like 4 different places.

I did it on the "Publishing" post.

Then pointed it out on the current STOS post.

So 3, really.

Linked into 2 others, too.

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-03-23 03:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-23 02:39:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually, none of those three are on the list, I shit you not.
I think I will finish this...

Yeah, I will.

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Oops, has someone just outed them selves!?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-23 02:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually, none of those three are on the list, I shit you not.
I think I will finish this...

Yeah, I will.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-03-23 02:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Your top three will be

Jenna Jameson
Jill Kelly
Jenna Haze

*yawn*

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-22 21:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How can I not +2 a Bloodhound Gang reference inspired by a post?

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-22 21:16:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Dear Chasey Lain
I just wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I've got a question to ask
Could I eat your ass
Write back as soon as you can





I hope she's on this list.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-03-22 20:47:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

She's not even enjoying it... christ...

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-22 20:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

There's a good point.

Even I'll admit seeing these every day is getting a bit boring.

Every 3-4 days would do nicely.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-22 17:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The first picture is the best.

Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-22 16:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shes hot.

Slow down on the series, don't do one a day otherwise you'll keep getting lower ratings.

Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2006-03-22 16:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

EUUEUEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-03-22 15:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ive seen remedial classes with hotter girls than this.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-03-22 14:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fake fake fake fake

Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-03-22 14:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Better than the last one...

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bow down before me, your new lord and ruler, and serenade me with a beautiful flowing chorus of insults and -2's.



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Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I actually had a dream that you were my alter... in a fight club, Tyler Durden type of way.

Makes ya think sometimes.

I wonder if its true.

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck the puritans, keep going!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I still prefer Taylor Rain.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:55:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bart has got some RIDICULOUS inconsistencies with his banning policy.

Alters like you should be banned after heatwhoring, NSFW post number 1.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope you get run over by a bus.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:44:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Tory Lane.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:39:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

britney skye...i can't wait

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

how cool. you made a collage of a naked girl you think is hot.

Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-22 08:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Tory was better.

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-22 08:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I've seen better. Posts and chicks. But I like REAL chicks.

Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-03-22 08:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-22 04:32:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

don't like her.
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Well, this is coming from Uber's porn connoisseur so it has to indicate that she is slightly over rated.

Submitted by Faidel (user info) at 2006-03-22 07:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Like the series, didn't mind the chixx0r. Not super duper. Not a bashed crab either.

Series is definately better with content. It makes me giggle (sometimes and only on the inside).

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-03-22 07:55:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-1 for spelling her name wrong in the title.
-1 because she is so far from hot.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-22 07:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You do need to put NSFW in the title or else Bart will ban you. Regardless of what else is in the title.

I'm looking out for your well being.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-22 04:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Nice ass, decent face, ugly fake tits.

But she is better than that chick you had at #6.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-22 04:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

don't like her.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-22 04:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

It just occured to me who you really are.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-22 04:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Just no. She looks like a barbie doll.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-22 04:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-20 05:10:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-19 11:08:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-19 10:38:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:21:45 (#)
Ranking: -2

I logged in just to give this a -2.




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