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Open letter to someone (642 hits)

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Rating: -1.5 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by STANDARD D II (View user info) at 2006-03-22 07:00:11 EST


Never make your mind punch you in the tallywacker while jumping through a barbed-wire window full of jujyfruits. It will remind you of the time your sister got you in trouble for making that dirt pie out of butterfly eyeballs and shoving it up your finger until it grated the frills of childhood with one fell swoop. The thing about being a lier is to wait until he sneeks up behind you and you pull her ever loving single celled Mary Poppins sidewalk chalk into a ball of slick 50.

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-22 21:35:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

haha

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-22 16:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-22 07:45:01 (#)
Ranking: -2

*Longer orgazms - The longest most intense orgasms of your life *Rock hard erecttions - Erecttions like steel *Increased sexuual desire - Enhanced libiido *Ejacuulate like a pornn star - Stronger ejacuulation *Multiple orgazms - Cum again and again *Up to 500% more volume - Cover her in it if you want

shows the enormity of Lizzies astonishing reaction to the proposal. Lizzie reveals to Jan and he was able to deliver shattering blows at Bull Run, Fredericksburg, and. the small farms profitable, and many have been forced to sell out to wealthy landowners or speculators. In.


Your s,e, x life is about to be ruined? You can't make your girl groan fro= m pleasure? She'll squeal from delight!

all kinds of love pi11s with special pri$es! In our LICENSED dr@gstore you= buy meds right from warehouse!

The store is VERIFIED BY BBB and APPROVED BY VISA!

V I A ,G, R,A C,I,A L, I, S , S0FT TABS , and more than 100 other md=
ications!


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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:31:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bow down before me, your new lord and ruler, and serenade me with a beautiful flowing chorus of insults and -2's.



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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-22 10:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Enlightening.

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-03-22 10:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah man, totally.

Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-03-22 10:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

What the hell was this?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-22 10:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ah.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-22 08:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No

Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-03-22 07:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

peyote?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-22 07:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I know what you're saying.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-22 07:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-22 07:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

*Longer orgazms - The longest most intense orgasms of your life *Rock hard erecttions - Erecttions like steel *Increased sexuual desire - Enhanced libiido *Ejacuulate like a pornn star - Stronger ejacuulation *Multiple orgazms - Cum again and again *Up to 500% more volume - Cover her in it if you want

shows the enormity of Lizzies astonishing reaction to the proposal. Lizzie reveals to Jan and he was able to deliver shattering blows at Bull Run, Fredericksburg, and. the small farms profitable, and many have been forced to sell out to wealthy landowners or speculators. In.


Your s,e, x life is about to be ruined? You can't make your girl groan fro= m pleasure? She'll squeal from delight!

all kinds of love pi11s with special pri$es! In our LICENSED dr@gstore you= buy meds right from warehouse!

The store is VERIFIED BY BBB and APPROVED BY VISA!

V I A ,G, R,A C,I,A L, I, S , S0FT TABS , and more than 100 other md=
ications!


Pompano Beach, FlYou have received this message becuase you signed up with us, or on our partner's website. We are a service provider and we do not sponsor or otherwise endorse the goods and/or services advertised herein. To cease receiving these messages and remove your email address, press here:


Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-22 07:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I get emails like this, usually trying to sell me drugs or a bigger willy.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-22 07:13:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

meh

Submitted by DizzyMissus (user info) at 2006-03-22 07:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wtf?


It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before, and I've seen
you every night for the last eleven ye -- aha. What I mean to say is:
We'll snuggle tomorrow, sweetie. I promise.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy