Estrogen Post Wednesday- Prom 2006: Clothes Not Required (1900 hits)
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Submitted by Manda (View user info) at 2006-03-22 09:21:02 EST
It's that time of the year again. Spring is officially here, and you girls know what that means! Prom! (Estrogen overload, anyone?)
Actually, I didn't go to my own prom because I found it rather pointless, but that's beside the point. My little 17 year old sister is planning to go--the only problem is that we can't seem to find a good dress for her. My Mom, the biggest fan of the oh-so-stylish muu muu, and my little sister, who *gasp* actually has boobs and isn't going to tape them down, are locked in battle over what dresses are appropriate for such an innocent night of fun and dancing and fairy princesses.
These are the styles for the 2006 prom. Keep in mind that the "dresses" were taken from webpages advertising them as PROM DRESSES.
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-29 06:54:33 EDT (#)
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Dear Lord. Those are really prom dresses? For where, Skank High, Slutsville USA?
MY prom sure as hell didn't look like THAT.
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2006-05-09 03:26:33 EDT (#)
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The black one and the blue one are nice.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-09 03:06:12 EDT (#)
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I can!
RAPE.
Anybody can do it, its quite simple. You know what I think about prom? Prom, lol. Yeah I went. Once. Then I decided I'd rather buy three hookers once a year, or one hooker three times a year, not necessarily the same one, mind you. Anyway, looking at most of the pictures, I was just wondering when they started allowing 20ish-year old call girls in Prom. I totally would have gone for that. Plus the bitches in 5-7 look like genies. That's hot.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-04-30 20:58:14 EDT (#)
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I'm going to my woman's prom ths year. I tried to convince her we could get shitfaced and have sex WITHOUT spending hundreds of dollars on tickets/tuxedos/dresses.
Didn't work.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-13 01:16:29 EDT (#)
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For Berty's use of "Dumpy," becuase I used to use that word.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-24 09:10:25 EST (#)
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Those prom dresses are teh roxxors! Well, they would be if most 17 year old girls weren't kind of dumpy.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-24 08:42:26 EST (#)
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rape
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-23 03:40:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-23 02:54:55 (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mr. Luger of Indiana.... Senator.....
Dear Mr. Linzy:
Thank you for contacting me. I appreciate knowing your thoughts about preserving our public lands and national parks.
President Bush has submitted his fiscal year 2007 budget to Congress and proposed the sale of federal land under the jurisdiction of the U.S. Forest Service. In conjunction with this announcement, on February 28th, the U.S. Department of Agriculture Forest Service announced the start of a public comment period on the list of forest lands that would be available for sale as a proposal to provide funding to reauthorize the Secure Rural Schools and Community Self-Determination Act of 2000. You can review this proposal on the Forest Service website at: <http://www.fs.fed.us/>.
Comments on the proposed list must be received by March 30, 2006, and may be sent by e-mail to SRS_Land_Sales.at.fs.fed.us. Written comments may be sent to: USDA Forest Service, SRS Comments, Lands 4S, 1400 Independence Ave., SW, Mailstop 1124, Washington, DC 20250-0003. Faxed comments should be sent to (202) 205-1604.
I will continue to closely follow the progress of this issue. National parklands are a treasure every American can share. Our breathtaking forests and mountains are world-renowned. As economic prosperity allows citizens and industries to expand in more rural areas, preserving national parks becomes more important than ever. Again, thank you for contacting me.
and my response???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You know what you can do with your little reply, Mr. Lugar....
You can shove it up your pompous, self-serving ASS!
That's what you can do!
You know why???
Because your ways are OVER! That's why.
The youth of America are about to SHOCK your ass with lightning so
powerful you won't know what to do with yourself/
FUCK you, and FUCK your president! He's NOT my president. You are
nothing but a little lapdog. I know you, and everyone here in
Evansville, Indiana that I come into contact with knows what you're up
to. I've looked at your voting record, and I'm passing it onto
everyone I know as we fucking speak.
You just keep up the 'good' work, Mr. Senator, and sleep well...sleep
well knowing that Hell Hounds are on your trail. We ARE WATCHING YOU.
NOW, KINDLY DIE!
You don't fucking fool me, and you don't fool anyone else wiht your
bullshit lies about trying to do ANYTHING for this country.
YOU ARE A JOKE.....AND YOU ARE A DISGRACE.
http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/vote_menu_109_2.htm
Now kindly die, sir.
That's right....DIE.
Your time is over.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-03-22 22:21:48 EST (#)
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I have to go to my girlfriend's prom this year.
Thank you.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-22 20:37:04 EST (#)
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That first black dress with the entire ab area showing, isn't that in one of those "Holy shit look at these fucked up pictures of black girls going to prom" montages?
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-03-22 18:58:58 EST (#)
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Holy Smokin'....
I'm picturing some of the girls I went to HighSchool with dressing up in these....
OMG it hurts my brain!!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-22 18:29:18 EST (#)
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Boo! I didn't have a prom because I was home schooled for my senior year and refused to go to any of the others before that. I probably wouldn't have gone if I would've had one though. I was never big on school dances or anything that had to do with school for that matter.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-03-22 18:19:51 EST (#)
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I don't get american sizes, what does 14 measure, her ass?
I'm sick of being told that I'm supposed to like skinny girls. Girls are supposed to be soft- being boney is masculine. But women and homos run the fashion industry, so they promote and idolise masculine features in women, like being really tall and having a strong jaw bone.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-22 18:05:53 EST (#)
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Dear lord I don't miss high school.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-22 17:12:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-22 15:47:23 (#)
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Wow, she's a size 14? Muumuu might be the way to go...
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size 14 is not THAT big if you are a tall girl. some females just gots da ghetto bootay!
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-22 15:51:56 EST (#)
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Noooo, she's not a size 14. That's why I said if we could find them in her size.
I think she's a 7/8, muscular.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-22 15:47:23 EST (#)
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Wow, she's a size 14? Muumuu might be the way to go...
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-22 15:41:42 EST (#)
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I think we've narrowed it down to two dresses.
I hate being the referee!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000E1U24E/ qid=1142825631/sr=1-354/ref=sr_1_354/102-0602012-7489734?%5Fencoding=UTF8&s=apparel&v=glance&n=1036592
or
http://store.tjformal.com/Sale_Prom_Dresses/Size_14_and_up/ Jordan_Bridesmaid_Dress_704_Cranberry_size_14/
if we can find them in her size
Oh, and get rid of the spaces if you wanna view them.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-03-22 15:38:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This reminded me of the ghetto prom pics--the ones where everyones's suits and dresses were made from NBA jerseys. The sad thing is everyone thinks they look good in XTREME prom attire.
Oh, and +2 for giving me jerk material. I hope no co-workers are in the bathroom...
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-22 15:36:47 EST (#)
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Is it just me or does the first girl look like Jessica Simpson?
I'm still waiting on Blinkish's vibrator reviews.
And, Tim, I'm very proud of you for understanding.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-22 15:20:44 EST (#)
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I would so wear that last one - it accentuates my ginormous thighs.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-22 14:47:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:51:36 (#)
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Unfuckingreal.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bow down before me, your new lord and ruler, and serenade me with a beautiful flowing chorus of insults and -2's.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:20:19 EST (#)
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Wow those are all really skanky.
My prom dress was black, strapless and floor length, and I wore blue toenail polish because I thought it looked way cool. My date was a cute blond boy who ended up turning into a falming gay coke addict in college. After prom, my friends all went to a party, and left me passed out in the back of Kevin's van. Classy.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:50:44 EST (#)
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1988: Leaving the house in my $350, strapless, teal sequinned prom gown with glittering $50 heels, I soon realized that the thing would not stay up- with every step I took, it slid down further and further. So my preppy date drove me back to the house where my mom and I got the bright idea to sew it *directly* onto my underwired strapless bra. This worked for about an hour. Also, I stepped in dogshit with my fancy shoes. Therefore, folks at the prom got an eyefull while I was rocking out in my fouled up shoes to "Pour Some Sugar on Me", the only song there that wasn't some shitty prep pop song by Debbie Gibson or Taylor Dane. Confirming my belief that metalhead chicks at a prom upsets the natural order. My prom dress could have been right there in your list, too. I should post a picture of it for the general amusement and derision of everyone. We could also make fun of my date's mullet.
P.S., that yellow, white and pink montrosity looks like an upside down butt-plug.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:14:26 EST (#)
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My idiot prom date stepped on my dress as we got out of the limo and ripped my gown adding an addtional 8 inches to the split on the side.
Don't vomit I was thinner.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-22 11:58:28 EST (#)
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http://www.uglydress.com/pregpromdres.html
a personal fsvourite.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-22 11:54:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-22 11:08:11 (#)
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Serious? That be hella funny. i gotta see it.
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yup. they are on the website of the radio station that sponsored the party we were at.... trouble is i can't remember what station. i'll find it though. it would make a good post actually. the whole night of that.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-22 11:52:46 EST (#)
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My prom dress has since been converted into a tent that sleeps 12.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-22 11:44:28 EST (#)
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I'm so glad I'm not in high school anymore.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-22 11:25:39 EST (#)
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so everything was either "hideous" or "yup. i woudl totally let my 17 year old daughter go to the prom in that."
i get it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-22 11:16:29 EST (#)
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Boinnnnngggggggg
Now I wanna go to a prom. With one of THOSE broads.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-22 11:08:11 EST (#)
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Serious? That be hella funny. i gotta see it.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-22 11:00:02 EST (#)
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phuzzy, i have pics of it somewhere. i will dig them up and send to you.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-22 10:24:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:48:33 (#)
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I actually wore my prom dress as part of my fairy costume for halloween last year. HAR HAR FAIRY!
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I just thought to myself that I'd SO pay to see that shit.
But then I remembered that you are actually a man, with a beard and a beanie, called badass.
Then I made a sad face.
:(
Like that.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-22 10:05:52 EST (#)
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Haha.
I have prom in a few months.
But I'd still rather not see those dresses, due to the rapemadness that would follow.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:53:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:51:36 EST (#)
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Unfuckingreal.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:51:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:44:21 (#)
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limo - easily done
tuxedo - sorted
nosegay? <--- what? what what??!
wrist corsages - i don't understand that either - I know what they are - but I don't get what the fascination is with them. I bet nine times out of ten they fall in the soup.
Cheap beer? - no. I will not do this. It will be good beer at the very minimum, and there's nowt wrong with wine or similar.
Slow dancing - understood. Frottage is encouraged.
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It's a big deal because until our wedding day, there aren't a whole lot of Cinderella moments for us bitches to get dressed to the nines and experience a bit of chivalry these days. I was a scrappy little moshgirl at that time, but there was no way I was missing mine.
A nosegay is one of those assembled flower arrangements that look like a bouquet, but ar attached at the base with a convenient little handle thing. There are often a lot of ribbons and other ostentatious additions.
Wrist corsages are not an option. Just..EW.
Cheap beer is a MUST, dear, if you are to experience the authentic promness. Though, my Senior Prom date did 13 shots of SoCo, so liquor is an option, too.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:48:33 EST (#)
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I actually wore my prom dress as part of my fairy costume for halloween last year. HAR HAR FAIRY! they are very useful for that type of thing you know? too over the top for weddings.
Of course it wasn't from the hot new dress designer Le Slore like these ones are here.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:44:22 EST (#)
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Regardless of what she wears, can you get your sister to post her prom pics?
Ah, sweet 17...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:44:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:41:14 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:23:39 (#)
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Rape?
For what it's worth, as a Brit, I still don't understand all this stuff about proms. Don't you have parties there? If so, what's the big deal with having a formal one ran by the college?
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My promdresses were teh class compared to these.
redskies- what is it with your fascination about prom?
That's it. Rent a limo and a tux, buy me a tacky nosegay (har har gay- but if it's a wrist corsage, I won't answer the door), and a case of cheap beer and I'll show you how it was done in my day. But you have to promise me a slow dance, first
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It's just the strangeness of the concept. I really don't get why it's such a big deal.
limo - easily done
tuxedo - sorted
nosegay? <--- what? what what??!
wrist corsages - i don't understand that either - I know what they are - but I don't get what the fascination is with them. I bet nine times out of ten they fall in the soup.
Cheap beer? - no. I will not do this. It will be good beer at the very minimum, and there's nowt wrong with wine or similar.
Slow dancing - understood. Frottage is encouraged.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:41:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:23:39 (#)
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Rape?
For what it's worth, as a Brit, I still don't understand all this stuff about proms. Don't you have parties there? If so, what's the big deal with having a formal one ran by the college?
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My promdresses were teh class compared to these.
redskies- what is it with your fascination about prom?
That's it. Rent a limo and a tux, buy me a tacky nosegay (har har gay- but if it's a wrist corsage, I won't answer the door), and a case of cheap beer and I'll show you how it was done in my day. But you have to promise me a slow dance, first.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:37:59 EST (#)
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Incidentally, they are all awful. Particularly the second one.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:33:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:30:34 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:23:39 (#)
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Rape?
For what it's worth, as a Brit, I still don't understand all this stuff about proms. Don't you have parties there? If so, what's the big deal with having a formal one ran by the college?
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NO, no, redskies...proms are for high school juniors and seniors...not college students. That's what's so jaw-dropping about this...imagine your little 16-17 year old daughter going to a dance with a bunch of teenage boys wearing one of THESE.
As for college, hell, this is standard attire for most sorority girls at a state university.
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I've seen our fashion students wearing less in a class room. Nevermind down the Bigg Market.
FE Colleges in the UK Thorny are 16+
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:30:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:23:39 (#)
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Rape?
For what it's worth, as a Brit, I still don't understand all this stuff about proms. Don't you have parties there? If so, what's the big deal with having a formal one ran by the college?
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NO, no, redskies...proms are for high school juniors and seniors...not college students. That's what's so jaw-dropping about this...imagine your little 16-17 year old daughter going to a dance with a bunch of teenage boys wearing one of THESE.
As for college, hell, this is standard attire for most sorority girls at a state university.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:29:18 EST (#)
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fabulous. my best friend works in a shop that sells formal dresses and you would not believe the fugly wedding cake things that pass for dresses these days.
damn, i forgot all about EPW.... i better come up with something quick.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:29:13 EST (#)
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here's another because i think EPW is the best idea ever.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:28:39 EST (#)
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What in the nine circles of hell...
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:28:10 EST (#)
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Those dresses are hideous and retarded, but as a man I adhere to one over-arching rule: Never discourage females from being scantily clad.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:26:42 EST (#)
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"are locked in battle over what dresses are appropriate for such an innocent night of fun and dancing and fairy princesses."
HA! Innocent my bum. There will be illicit licker snuck into the punch, you mark my words.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:26:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:24:58 (#)
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Those first two black dresses have given me the horn.
Excuse me, I'm off drag a woman by the hair to my man cave.
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Make sure it's not berty. I made that mistake and paid the price. As did my pubic region
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:26:16 EST (#)
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hahahahah! i will rustle up some mistressfist prom pics as a counterpost manda. good job!
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:24:58 EST (#)
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Those first two black dresses have given me the horn.
Excuse me, I'm off drag a woman by the hair to my man cave.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:23:39 EST (#)
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Rape?
For what it's worth, as a Brit, I still don't understand all this stuff about proms. Don't you have parties there? If so, what's the big deal with having a formal one ran by the college?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:23:39 EST (#)
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I need to go back to prom...
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:23:03 EST (#)
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And, you girls better follow up on this.
If you don't, I'll... uhh.. make internet threats at you!