Oh Christ. Stupidhead Turns 38 (814 hits)
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Submitted by That Is My Stapler (View user info) at 2006-03-22 11:57:40 EST
Motherfucker.
Another year and I'm still alive.
I cannot believe It's been a year already.
Oh God. Oh GOD.
Sob, sob, sob, sob.
So what, you ask, have I accomplished since this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/62429 ???
Not a goddamned thing.
My early Uber goals of butt-fucking Filthy Assistant, Pentameter, Ainkira, Ghola, Lauren, Crystal, Ruthless, Leilani or any of the Uberchicks with a sweet, sweet puckering anus have not materialized.
Instead of becoming financially independant, as I'd hoped to be by this time, I've run down to my last $5,000 dollars in the world.
Istead of becoming healther I've switched from Marlboro lights to unfilterd Lucky Strikes.
I DID get in trouble with the law though! How cool is that?!?!?!?
Happy Miserable Fucking Birthday To You, Stupidhead, one more time.
<drains pint of Smirnoff Vodka>
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Submitted by scinut (user info) at 2008-08-08 17:01:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-23 03:38:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-23 02:54:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mr. Luger of Indiana.... Senator.....
Dear Mr. Linzy:
Thank you for contacting me. I appreciate knowing your thoughts about preserving our public lands and national parks.
President Bush has submitted his fiscal year 2007 budget to Congress and proposed the sale of federal land under the jurisdiction of the U.S. Forest Service. In conjunction with this announcement, on February 28th, the U.S. Department of Agriculture Forest Service announced the start of a public comment period on the list of forest lands that would be available for sale as a proposal to provide funding to reauthorize the Secure Rural Schools and Community Self-Determination Act of 2000. You can review this proposal on the Forest Service website at: <http://www.fs.fed.us/>.
Comments on the proposed list must be received by March 30, 2006, and may be sent by e-mail to SRS_Land_Sales.at.fs.fed.us. Written comments may be sent to: USDA Forest Service, SRS Comments, Lands 4S, 1400 Independence Ave., SW, Mailstop 1124, Washington, DC 20250-0003. Faxed comments should be sent to (202) 205-1604.
I will continue to closely follow the progress of this issue. National parklands are a treasure every American can share. Our breathtaking forests and mountains are world-renowned. As economic prosperity allows citizens and industries to expand in more rural areas, preserving national parks becomes more important than ever. Again, thank you for contacting me.
and my response???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You know what you can do with your little reply, Mr. Lugar....
You can shove it up your pompous, self-serving ASS!
That's what you can do!
You know why???
Because your ways are OVER! That's why.
The youth of America are about to SHOCK your ass with lightning so
powerful you won't know what to do with yourself/
FUCK you, and FUCK your president! He's NOT my president. You are
nothing but a little lapdog. I know you, and everyone here in
Evansville, Indiana that I come into contact with knows what you're up
to. I've looked at your voting record, and I'm passing it onto
everyone I know as we fucking speak.
You just keep up the 'good' work, Mr. Senator, and sleep well...sleep
well knowing that Hell Hounds are on your trail. We ARE WATCHING YOU.
NOW, KINDLY DIE!
You don't fucking fool me, and you don't fool anyone else wiht your
bullshit lies about trying to do ANYTHING for this country.
YOU ARE A JOKE.....AND YOU ARE A DISGRACE.
http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/vote_menu_109_2.htm
Now kindly die, sir.
That's right....DIE.
Your time is over.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-22 22:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 b/c I feel your PEENER LOL.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-03-22 22:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 b/c I feel your pain.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-22 19:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey fuck it, man. just another year.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-03-22 15:13:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Consider the alternative, numbnuts.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-22 14:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday, you poor bastard! I think you should spend all the money you've got left on booze, drugs, and a good whore.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 14:18:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-22 14:09:20 (#)
Ranking: -1
No-offense, but I don't care.
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None taken whatsoever, my man.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-22 14:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No-offense, but I don't care.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-22 14:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Another year already?
25 was three years ago for me, but it was a hell of a lot better than now.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
happy birthday i guess.
depresses me how it gets less and less eventful each year.
What ever happened to people wearing those fucking cone shaped hats and having ice cream cake?
That's what I want on my fucking birthday.
Streamers and shit.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Glad to help out, Sleazy Lawyer Man.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are the sunshine of my life.
Your posts always give me that little pick-me-up I need to make it through the day.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:30:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bow down before me, your new lord and ruler, and serenade me with a beautiful flowing chorus of insults and -2's.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:30:01 EST (#)
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I guess when you're 25 you still have your dreams....
I do too.
Mostly, they're wet ones.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah well. I had more money AND more sex when I was 25. Not to mention a brand new house.
Now I'm a penniless wino/criminal living in a cheap one-bedroom apartment in a seedy part of a seedy town.
My life sucks.
<click>
Goddamn.
Even my gun just misfired.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:13:54 EST (#)
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I wouldn't.
Even though I had much more hair- and much more sex - I also had about $2000 to my name back then.
I'm happy right where I'm at, thanks.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well it ain't 38, chump. I'd give my left nut to be 25 again.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:39:37 EST (#)
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I turn 25 in a month and a half.
I hate fucking birthdays.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fine. I'll stop posting. I'll just take my toys and go play somewhere else.
Meanies.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:35:54 EST (#)
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hahaha
Jack_McCallum now owns you.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I eat cats alive.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:34:32 EST (#)
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Here's hoping this is the last time you have to go through the ordeal of a birthday, pal.
There. Now you can do a hate post about me, and that leaves only 364 post ideas you have to come up with until this time next year.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:33:48 EST (#)
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So what? My job requires me to be on-line ALL the time. I have to relieve the boredom somehow.
Besides, it's my way of keeping the world aware of my existance.
Coz I'm important.
Now about your babymaker: I was thinking of boiling them, but if you're interested in sampling them yourself, I'm open to suggestions.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is really the reason :-
Everything you ever wanted to know about PokeyPecker
Registered on or around: 2005-05-18 14:25:4
# Messages posted: 319
You have posted AT LEAST once every single day, including weekends, since you joined.
That's lame.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:27:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:26:24 (#)
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Sphaggy you square-headed fag! Look at this!
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-22 08:58:00 (#)
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Happy birthday you old fossil.
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Whoops. ha ha ha. Silly me. <face turns beat fucking red>
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:26:48 EST (#)
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I don't want to go to Australia, have homosexual intercourse with you, then cut off your private parts and eat them.
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That's why I hate you.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks Sphaggy!
When did you start hating me, by the way? I was going through some of my old posts last night and noticed that, for the longest time, when I was both EbolaMay AND PokeyPecker, you used to rate me with +2's all the time.
Not that I'm stalking you, mind you. I'm not. Really. I don't want to go to Australia, have homosexual intercourse with you, then cut off your private parts and eat them.
Not one bit.
Really.
I don't.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:22:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate Birthday posts, especially when doucheflaps like you post them.
Take your one in a million +2 and stuff it violently into your trachea, rimeater.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:13:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Doesn't make it any less immature. 38 for crying out loud.
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Oh just shut the holy fuck up, you unwanted salt-lick. As if Ubersite...UBERSITE...is the place to be mature.
It's not your office, your church or your Grandmother's house. It's UBERSITE.
Retard.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:16:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
People have no sense of humor.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I doubt it Caul. They'll probably just anally gang-rape me.
But, I'll think of you as my "happy place" while its happening.
:-(
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:04:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:00:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
38 and you still go on about buttfucking random girls from the internet?
I'd say grow up but I think it's too late.
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It's a joke, asshole. http://www.ubersite.com/m/73632
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Doesn't make it any less immature. 38 for crying out loud.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
will you get prison time for your birthday?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll give you this one day off from my usual spot-on verbal abuse.
Happy Birthday, shitpile. (I stole shitpile form TheSpook and will be using it for a while)
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
on the bright side you ARE one year closer to being dead!!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:00:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
38 and you still go on about buttfucking random girls from the internet?
I'd say grow up but I think it's too late.
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It's a joke, asshole. http://www.ubersite.com/m/73632
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella. He misses
casual sex.
-- Homer Simpson
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
38 and you still go on about buttfucking random girls from the internet?
I'd say grow up but I think it's too late.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday!
*blows you a kiss*
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-03-22 11:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
happy birthday!