EPW - Play With Me (823 hits)
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Submitted by ruthless (View user info) at 2006-03-22 11:58:56 EST
Come outside and play in the dirt
Race the trucks and make sound effects
with your voice
Vroom!
Chase the bubbles and get that sidewalk chalk
all over your hands and face
because you know I'll wash it off for you
Eventually
I'll admire your artwork
and call your Daddy out to take a look
and when I draw something for you
you'll be kind enough to put lines through it
because to you, that is what real art is
And I will play with you
Because our life together
has become my life's blood.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 09:35:18 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87231#1953357
Please answer this question.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-04-17 19:57:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-22 22:55:38 (#)
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CHILD ON BICYCLE
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2006-04-15 09:56:58 EDT (#)
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Okay.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-23 03:38:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-23 02:54:55 (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mr. Luger of Indiana.... Senator.....
Dear Mr. Linzy:
Thank you for contacting me. I appreciate knowing your thoughts about preserving our public lands and national parks.
President Bush has submitted his fiscal year 2007 budget to Congress and proposed the sale of federal land under the jurisdiction of the U.S. Forest Service. In conjunction with this announcement, on February 28th, the U.S. Department of Agriculture Forest Service announced the start of a public comment period on the list of forest lands that would be available for sale as a proposal to provide funding to reauthorize the Secure Rural Schools and Community Self-Determination Act of 2000. You can review this proposal on the Forest Service website at: <http://www.fs.fed.us/>.
Comments on the proposed list must be received by March 30, 2006, and may be sent by e-mail to SRS_Land_Sales.at.fs.fed.us. Written comments may be sent to: USDA Forest Service, SRS Comments, Lands 4S, 1400 Independence Ave., SW, Mailstop 1124, Washington, DC 20250-0003. Faxed comments should be sent to (202) 205-1604.
I will continue to closely follow the progress of this issue. National parklands are a treasure every American can share. Our breathtaking forests and mountains are world-renowned. As economic prosperity allows citizens and industries to expand in more rural areas, preserving national parks becomes more important than ever. Again, thank you for contacting me.
and my response???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You know what you can do with your little reply, Mr. Lugar....
You can shove it up your pompous, self-serving ASS!
That's what you can do!
You know why???
Because your ways are OVER! That's why.
The youth of America are about to SHOCK your ass with lightning so
powerful you won't know what to do with yourself/
FUCK you, and FUCK your president! He's NOT my president. You are
nothing but a little lapdog. I know you, and everyone here in
Evansville, Indiana that I come into contact with knows what you're up
to. I've looked at your voting record, and I'm passing it onto
everyone I know as we fucking speak.
You just keep up the 'good' work, Mr. Senator, and sleep well...sleep
well knowing that Hell Hounds are on your trail. We ARE WATCHING YOU.
NOW, KINDLY DIE!
You don't fucking fool me, and you don't fool anyone else wiht your
bullshit lies about trying to do ANYTHING for this country.
YOU ARE A JOKE.....AND YOU ARE A DISGRACE.
http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/vote_menu_109_2.htm
Now kindly die, sir.
That's right....DIE.
Your time is over.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-22 22:55:38 EST (#)
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CHILD ON BICYCLE
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-22 17:21:40 EST (#)
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My mom was always at the bar, but if she was sober, I bet she would have liked playing with me.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-22 15:54:40 EST (#)
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no, drowningjiminy... check out fairytales
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-22 15:45:30 EST (#)
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you ruthless there as well?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-22 15:29:27 EST (#)
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I thought you had one?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-22 14:57:32 EST (#)
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I'M GONNA SNATCH UP A LITTL'IN' FROM A KMART PARKING LOT!!
Just so I can participate
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-22 14:36:52 EST (#)
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Shutup, menz. This day isn't ABOUT you.
Wooo Estrogen!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-22 14:02:30 EST (#)
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OK i'm gonna auto +2 EPW in hopes that it takes off
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:29:51 EST (#)
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Bow down before me, your new lord and ruler, and serenade me with a beautiful flowing chorus of insults and -2's.
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:28:50 EST (#)
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At least you got a laugh out of it. And EPW doesn't seem to be taking off, so...
Oh well, I promised I'd post, and I did.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:26:42 EST (#)
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i got to the word "vroom" and laughed.
I mean, that's funny right? vroom?
I have no estrogen. I should have been a man.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:02:18 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:50:56 EST (#)
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Estrogen Post Wednesday.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:43:53 EST (#)
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What's EPW?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:42:09 EST (#)
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I know! I've been waiting for someone to make a comment about it, and only Shlongy has. I'm a little disappointed.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:38:57 EST (#)
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Now you're just asking for trouble with this title...
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:24:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:20:27 EST (#)
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He's got blonde hair, and there's no need to slap him around - he NEVER misbehaves.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:20:16 EST (#)
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You do know I'm just kidding you, I hope, about the butt-secks and the child-abuse.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:19:32 EST (#)
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He even looks like he has red hair!
You GOTTA slap him around now!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:19:30 EST (#)
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We need more posts for EPW!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:16:34 EST (#)
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i'm sure he adores you, too.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:15:35 EST (#)
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He is my stepson. I adore him.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:15:01 EST (#)
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Is that the same kid you posted taking a shit?
Isn't he your step-son?
You're supposed to beat your step-son, lady, not play with him and take care of him.
Jeeez. You kids today don't know anything.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:12:29 EST (#)
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lovely. i love my mother.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:10:24 EST (#)
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howzabout a blow job instead?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:10:09 EST (#)
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Sorry. That was crass and in poor taste. I apologize.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:09:43 EST (#)
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howzabout a birthday butt-fuck for an old man?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:07:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:06:20 (#)
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Trouble for you is, there really isn't enough women on Uber to coo and swoon over this.
Don't say I didn't warn you. I predict a minus 2nami is headed this way.
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I know. It's ok.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:07:38 EST (#)
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And I will play with you
Because our life together
has become my life's blood.
--
As it should be. Very sweet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:06:26 EST (#)
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Was this directed at me? Can I play with your private parts?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:06:20 EST (#)
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Trouble for you is, there really isn't enough women on Uber to coo and swoon over this.
Don't say I didn't warn you. I predict a minus 2nami is headed this way.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-22 12:06:09 EST (#)
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Cool bike but he looks to old for stabilisers.