Einhorn is Finkle...Finkle is Einhorn (990 hits)
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Submitted by DaWoiks (View user info) at 2006-03-22 17:56:07 EST
EINHORN IS A MAN!!!
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Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-05-02 20:33:19 EDT (#)
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Hooray for '90s movie references!
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-05-02 20:27:59 EDT (#)
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I'm +2ing you just for having the funniest fucking username I've seen in months.
Submitted by emordnilaP (user info) at 2006-04-27 22:08:24 EDT (#)
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You agree with me?
Submitted by hooch4 (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:18:41 EST (#)
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Auto Ace Ventura +2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-23 12:40:41 EST (#)
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*scraches tongue like Tone Loc*
Submitted by scornednornery (user info) at 2006-03-23 11:43:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-23 11:29:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-03-23 10:26:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-23 03:34:16 (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-23 02:54:55 (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mr. Luger of Indiana.... Senator.....
Dear Mr. Linzy:
Thank you for contacting me. I appreciate knowing your thoughts about preserving our public lands and national parks.
President Bush has submitted his fiscal year 2007 budget to Congress and proposed the sale of federal land under the jurisdiction of the U.S. Forest Service. In conjunction with this announcement, on February 28th, the U.S. Department of Agriculture Forest Service announced the start of a public comment period on the list of forest lands that would be available for sale as a proposal to provide funding to reauthorize the Secure Rural Schools and Community Self-Determination Act of 2000. You can review this proposal on the Forest Service website at: <http://www.fs.fed.us/>.
Comments on the proposed list must be received by March 30, 2006, and may be sent by e-mail to SRS_Land_Sales.at.fs.fed.us. Written comments may be sent to: USDA Forest Service, SRS Comments, Lands 4S, 1400 Independence Ave., SW, Mailstop 1124, Washington, DC 20250-0003. Faxed comments should be sent to (202) 205-1604.
I will continue to closely follow the progress of this issue. National parklands are a treasure every American can share. Our breathtaking forests and mountains are world-renowned. As economic prosperity allows citizens and industries to expand in more rural areas, preserving national parks becomes more important than ever. Again, thank you for contacting me.
and my response???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You know what you can do with your little reply, Mr. Lugar....
You can shove it up your pompous, self-serving ASS!
That's what you can do!
You know why???
Because your ways are OVER! That's why.
The youth of America are about to SHOCK your ass with lightning so
powerful you won't know what to do with yourself/
FUCK you, and FUCK your president! He's NOT my president. You are
nothing but a little lapdog. I know you, and everyone here in
Evansville, Indiana that I come into contact with knows what you're up
to. I've looked at your voting record, and I'm passing it onto
everyone I know as we fucking speak.
You just keep up the 'good' work, Mr. Senator, and sleep well...sleep
well knowing that Hell Hounds are on your trail. We ARE WATCHING YOU.
NOW, KINDLY DIE!
You don't fucking fool me, and you don't fool anyone else wiht your
bullshit lies about trying to do ANYTHING for this country.
YOU ARE A JOKE.....AND YOU ARE A DISGRACE.
http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/vote_menu_109_2.htm
Now kindly die, sir.
That's right....DIE.
Your time is over.
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uhhhhhhhhhh
the word 'unstable' comes to mind.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-03-23 06:42:09 EST (#)
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Hence the name 'Einhorn'.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-23 03:34:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-23 02:54:55 (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mr. Luger of Indiana.... Senator.....
Dear Mr. Linzy:
Thank you for contacting me. I appreciate knowing your thoughts about preserving our public lands and national parks.
President Bush has submitted his fiscal year 2007 budget to Congress and proposed the sale of federal land under the jurisdiction of the U.S. Forest Service. In conjunction with this announcement, on February 28th, the U.S. Department of Agriculture Forest Service announced the start of a public comment period on the list of forest lands that would be available for sale as a proposal to provide funding to reauthorize the Secure Rural Schools and Community Self-Determination Act of 2000. You can review this proposal on the Forest Service website at: <http://www.fs.fed.us/>.
Comments on the proposed list must be received by March 30, 2006, and may be sent by e-mail to SRS_Land_Sales.at.fs.fed.us. Written comments may be sent to: USDA Forest Service, SRS Comments, Lands 4S, 1400 Independence Ave., SW, Mailstop 1124, Washington, DC 20250-0003. Faxed comments should be sent to (202) 205-1604.
I will continue to closely follow the progress of this issue. National parklands are a treasure every American can share. Our breathtaking forests and mountains are world-renowned. As economic prosperity allows citizens and industries to expand in more rural areas, preserving national parks becomes more important than ever. Again, thank you for contacting me.
and my response???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You know what you can do with your little reply, Mr. Lugar....
You can shove it up your pompous, self-serving ASS!
That's what you can do!
You know why???
Because your ways are OVER! That's why.
The youth of America are about to SHOCK your ass with lightning so
powerful you won't know what to do with yourself/
FUCK you, and FUCK your president! He's NOT my president. You are
nothing but a little lapdog. I know you, and everyone here in
Evansville, Indiana that I come into contact with knows what you're up
to. I've looked at your voting record, and I'm passing it onto
everyone I know as we fucking speak.
You just keep up the 'good' work, Mr. Senator, and sleep well...sleep
well knowing that Hell Hounds are on your trail. We ARE WATCHING YOU.
NOW, KINDLY DIE!
You don't fucking fool me, and you don't fool anyone else wiht your
bullshit lies about trying to do ANYTHING for this country.
YOU ARE A JOKE.....AND YOU ARE A DISGRACE.
http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/vote_menu_109_2.htm
Now kindly die, sir.
That's right....DIE.
Your time is over.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-03-23 02:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post made me crack the fuck up for no reason I can ascertain.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2006-03-23 02:10:04 EST (#)
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I thought it was funny.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-23 00:20:13 EST (#)
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seriously, whoever's alter this is...thank you
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-23 00:19:07 EST (#)
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yes, yes...and yes.
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-03-23 00:14:47 EST (#)
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Too much masturbation causes stupidity.
Submitted by AudaciousDuck (user info) at 2006-03-22 22:53:46 EST (#)
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Carp.
*blub*
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-22 22:53:19 EST (#)
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I don't know why people didn't like this. It's old yet soooooo new!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-22 22:41:52 EST (#)
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CAPTAIN WINKY!!!!!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-22 21:59:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-22 18:04:42 (#)
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I'm ashamed to say this made me chuckle.
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I would CERTAINLY be ashamed to admit that without
a negative rating. Sheesh!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-22 21:50:23 EST (#)
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Well.
That was worth it, wasn't it?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-22 21:37:21 EST (#)
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Oh, for sure.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-22 21:16:59 EST (#)
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Einhorn is a man, teh poster is a fool. . .
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-22 21:10:51 EST (#)
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Oh, for real.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-22 19:53:24 EST (#)
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you rock!
ACE VENTURA wuz liek so FunnEY!!!
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-22 18:38:05 EST (#)
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Fucking NO!
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-22 18:37:10 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-22 18:23:12 EST (#)
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i woonder what would happen if they put the Mask on a woman
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-03-22 18:13:51 EST (#)
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har
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-22 18:04:42 EST (#)
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I'm ashamed to say this made me chuckle.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-22 18:04:41 EST (#)
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What are you, some kind of asshole?
Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2006-03-22 17:58:57 EST (#)
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+1 one for not using tired phrases such as all righty then or smokin..