I'm reporting ElectricToothSyndrome to the proper authorities (4894 hits)
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Submitted by MeTHoD (View user info) at 2006-03-23 06:57:11 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/u/electrictoothsyndrome/l/posts_by_people_who_need_to_die
You really are sick in the head and I'm reporting you to the local authorities as well as the FBI for threatening to kill not only private citizens on a regular basis, but politicians. Expect them to be going over everything you say on here with a fine toothed comb. I'm sure they'll find it interesting that you supposedly own, or are looking to purchase an AK-47, and you've threatened to go on a killing rampage numerous times.
I don't disagree with your political stances, but you've gone off the deep end and people like you belong in straight jackets. When you see the "Flowers By Irene" van across the street from your house, you'll know I wasn't kidding when I said I would report you.
Does this look like the face of a normal person?
Coming soon to a post office wall near you.
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:14:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-24 01:22:18 (#)
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http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/electrictoothsyndrome/I_would_not_do_that_if_I_were_you.jpg
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS... HIS THUMBNAILS!
HE COULD TEAR YOU APART!
See Maiorano's COTN series....
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-26 04:09:44 EST (#)
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Yeah, because I'm just as incoherent as he is.
Whatever.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-26 03:54:29 EST (#)
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Jay, when I read your comments I feel the same pity as I did when electro tried to talk to me on AIM.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-26 03:38:12 EST (#)
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And that's because, AJ?
Seriously, if ETS sent that letter verbatim, I'm sure someone is checking his file.
They might not show up on his doorstep with a ticket to PMITA prisons, but you can be sure someone at least did a few googles on him.
For God sakes, someone types "assasination" into a search engine at a school, and someone picks up on it. Even if it's "Lincoln assasination"
But whatever, I could say "The sky is blue during the day when it's cloudless, then turns to dark blue or black after the sun has gone far enough past the horizon to effect the color of the sky" and you'd refute me.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-24 18:58:27 EST (#)
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hahaha
Christ you're sad, Jay.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:16:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-03-24 08:13:19 (#)
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Method wrote:
"You're an idiot."
- In medicine and psychology, an idiot is a person with a very severe mental retardation or a very low IQ level. Idiots were defined as people whose IQ were below 20 (with a standard deviation of 16). In the current classification, these people are now said to have profound mental retardation. The word is no longer used as a scientific term.
http//www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot
- a person of subnormal intelligence
http//www.wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
I am pretty sure that my comment before doesn´t qualify me as an idiot, so this is nothing but a plain insult for the reason of insulting and nothing more. I suggest that in addition to quitting the blow you take some courses in anger control. You might be more dangerous then ETS, I hope venting on the internet helps you.
Good luck.
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Okay. So, you're not an "idiot". We'll just go with complete and total jackass.
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-03-24 08:13:19 EST (#)
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Method wrote:
"You're an idiot."
- In medicine and psychology, an idiot is a person with a very severe mental retardation or a very low IQ level. Idiots were defined as people whose IQ were below 20 (with a standard deviation of 16). In the current classification, these people are now said to have profound mental retardation. The word is no longer used as a scientific term.
http//www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot
- a person of subnormal intelligence
http//www.wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
I am pretty sure that my comment before doesn´t qualify me as an idiot, so this is nothing but a plain insult for the reason of insulting and nothing more. I suggest that in addition to quitting the blow you take some courses in anger control. You might be more dangerous then ETS, I hope venting on the internet helps you.
Good luck.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-24 06:43:21 EST (#)
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I THINK YOURE RIGHT, I SHOULD CONSIDER TO QUIT THE COCAINE, IM AFRAID THE UBER MONSTERS ARE GOING TO EAT ME ALIVE.
You're an idiot. People like you are the reason I have so many goddamm hits around here, as if that mattered. There's a sucker born every minute. Maybe I should go back to writing witty little stories and amusing the masses just to fit in!
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-03-24 06:29:39 EST (#)
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Maybe you consider to quit the cocaine for it makes you obviously paranoid. Well cocaine makes everybody paranoid, but not everybody starts confusing the internet with realworld. Thats truely delusional. It´s not your first contribution in which you express fears of the Über-world coming into your reallife in a negative way, you know?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-24 05:58:54 EST (#)
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Actually, he wouldn't even need to report him.
I'm sure that if heactually sent that letter he said he did, the FBI and SS will be pulling his file soon enough.
I've heard of less being considered a viable threat on a public official.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2006-03-24 05:15:44 EST (#)
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There are plenty of things in this world to get upset about, ETS exercising his right to the freedom of speech (that you are so proud of in America) is surely not one of them. If the FBI did anything but laugh at you, it is a sad day for your country. You scare me more than ETS ever could, put your vigil-anti tendencies to good use, this just stinks of Salem.
Besides, in his original post (that got you so worked up) the boy has a point.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:47:35 EST (#)
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If I had a girlfriend, that would be funny.
Almost.
But I can say at least I am not emotionally attached by a psycotic tifoil-hat wearing megalomaniac who thinks that people will change their ways and "see the light" be being threatened and verbally berated into supposed submission.
Course, I think it's funny.
He's a fucking lunatic when he's off the drugs, and you look like you're always ON drugs.
So it's a good fit in a roundabout sort of way.
Oh, and I bet the cybersex is GREAT!
FA: GIVE IT TO ME ETS!
ETS: I'M GIVING IT TO YOU LIKE WELFARE BABY!
FA: FUCK ME ROUGHER, ETS!
ETS: I'M FUCKING YOU HARDER THAN BUSH FUCKS THE MIDDLE CLASS!
FA: HARDER!
ETS: I'M FUCKING YOU LIKE HALLIBURTON FUCKS CONSUMERS!
FA: I'M CUMMING!
ETS: SO AM I!
BOTH TOGETHER: THANK GOD FOR ABORTION!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:36:38 EST (#)
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Hahahahahaha.
The only ring your girlfriend has got, jay, is the one through her nose that keeps her attached to the fence in the lower field.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:31:23 EST (#)
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ETS pulled the picture!
Fucker.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:28:17 EST (#)
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Dippy bitch got me so mad, I -2'd this.
Sorry Method.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:27:56 EST (#)
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And I forgot to tell you that your internet fiance is wearing your ring instead of his own, and that you don't get conjugal vists in PMITA prisons.
So go sell yourself in a pub for a halfpint.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:25:39 EST (#)
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Yes, I am wildman.
You fucking got me, slagwhore.
Holy shit what a deductive fucking SHERLOCK you are.
</sarcasm>
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:16:25 EST (#)
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I dont like him either. I think he's a propoganda-consuming, hypocrite, shaggy asshole.
Fuck ETS! He sucks and should go eat a big bag of shit.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:06:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-24 02:56:47 (#)
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Shut the fuck up shitty ETS alter and/or ETS hanger-on.
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Give it up jay. We all know you're wildman and we all know we preferred it when you would just kill time by masturbating over pictures of elderly cattle, rather than flood uber with tedious alters in some kind of patented Professeror Retardo experiment.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-24 02:56:47 EST (#)
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Shut the fuck up shitty ETS alter and/or ETS hanger-on.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-24 02:45:32 EST (#)
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Fuck both of you.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-24 01:24:21 EST (#)
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And I'm sorry, but anyone who labels EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS OWN POSTS with something like that for easy finding...
And somehow, one post is labeled as ets_comedy_writing/ets_sociopolitical_commentary/ets_essays
Um, ok?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-24 01:22:18 EST (#)
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http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/electrictoothsyndrome/I_would_not_do_that_if_I_were_you.jpg
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS... HIS THUMBNAILS!
HE COULD TEAR YOU APART!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:23:12 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/85734
repent ye befoulers of the earth!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:00:50 EST (#)
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yeah... about that....
there needs to be a better word for BAT-SHIT INSANE. That thar is creepy.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-23 22:45:29 EST (#)
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Why does it look like he's wearing a womens wedding ring on his right hand?
Just wondering...
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-23 22:19:01 EST (#)
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har har
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-23 22:01:58 EST (#)
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http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/electrictoothsyndrome/I_would_not_do_that_if_I_were_you.jpg
Y HALO THAR UNIBOMBER
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-03-23 21:42:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-23 21:06:23 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:50:06 (#)
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IN CASE ANYBODY MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/electrictoothsyndrome/I_would_not_do_that_if_I_were_you.jpg
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that is one of the most disturbing pictures i have ever seen
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-23 21:08:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:55:32 (#)
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where'd julie go? i was trying to argue with her.
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Sorry, I took my lunch break to go shopping for a friend's birthday present. I hate shopping and malls with the stupid, inconsiderate, rude assholes they seem to be filled with.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-23 21:06:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:50:06 (#)
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IN CASE ANYBODY MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/electrictoothsyndrome/I_would_not_do_that_if_I_were_you.jpg
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Jesus ETS,
You look like you just convinced a 15 yr old from hot topic that you are a vampire and if you cut her she will be one too.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 20:27:14 EST (#)
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hahaha whatever do you mean?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-03-23 20:09:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 20:03:52 (#)
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YES RAZOR, I THINK IT WOULD BE DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE, I AN THE POSTER BOY FOR SANITY
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You've inspired me Georgie!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 20:03:52 EST (#)
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YES RAZOR, I THINK IT WOULD BE DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE, I AN THE POSTER BOY FOR SANITY
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:57:41 EST (#)
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pffft. this post is freaking hilarious coming from you Georgie. You think it would be difficult to comb through your shit and come up with a psycho?
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:41:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:52:53 (#)
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GRUNT OF APPROVAL
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:05:23 EST (#)
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and i want to exploit that and argue with her because she's obviously slutty due to her craving to be loved. luckily for me she also has low self esteem so after we argue she will feel the need to be accepted by me and do the only thing she knows how, the only thing she's ever known, the only thing she feels she is worthy of doing. have some sex with me!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:02:46 EST (#)
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YOU SHOULD SEE HER MOM
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:02:16 EST (#)
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i heard julie is a SLUT!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:59:55 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHA. its because i love the ice skating ballerina too
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:57:35 EST (#)
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I AM NOT GOING TO THE ICE CAPADES AGAIN, ASSHOLE
JUST BECAUSE YOUR COUSIN WORKS THE ZAMBONI AND YOU GET IN FREE DOESNT MEAN I HAVE TO GO EVERY TIME
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:55:32 EST (#)
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where'd julie go? i was trying to argue with her.
well, method you are a big pussy and you think you're so cool.
take that!
i'll pick you up at 8 for the ice capades
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:54:11 EST (#)
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IM ALWAYTH READY, THWEET CHEEKTH
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:53:43 EST (#)
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just making sure you'll be ready for tonight!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:51:14 EST (#)
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JUST FINISHED WAXING MY BALLS, WHY?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:50:58 EST (#)
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shouldn't you be waxing something method?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:50:06 EST (#)
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IN CASE ANYBODY MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/electrictoothsyndrome/I_would_not_do_that_if_I_were_you.jpg
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:49:03 EST (#)
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YOU LAUGH? YOU ACTUALLY LAUGH AT WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU. SO CAL SUCKS AND YOU CEMENT THAT IDEA EVERY TIME YOU TYPE.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:46:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:37:37 (#)
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badassjulie thinks she so cool. "i'm from so cal" "i have short thunbnails"
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY YOU VAPID HOSE BEAST
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Hahaha!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:38:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:23:24 (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:10:29 (#)
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For the record, George...I think you're overreacting.
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Jesus dude, get some sleep.
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But thats just what they want him to do! They come at night...
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:37:37 EST (#)
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badassjulie thinks she so cool. "i'm from so cal" "i have short thunbnails"
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY YOU VAPID HOSE BEAST
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:23:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:10:29 (#)
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For the record, George...I think you're overreacting.
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Jesus dude, get some sleep.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:22:56 EST (#)
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He gonna KEEL us.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:20:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:14:44 (#)
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How's this for an argument:
Don't like abortions? Don't have one. It's nobody's business but the two people involved (father and mother). It ends there.
Discuss?
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But I agree with you so it's not an argument.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:18:22 EST (#)
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ok, i'm full of shit
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:14:44 EST (#)
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How's this for an argument:
Don't like abortions? Don't have one. It's nobody's business but the two people involved (father and mother). It ends there.
Discuss?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:10:59 EST (#)
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For some reason he strikes me as one of those guys who barricades himself in his house, wraps tinfoil around his head, and sits in his basement or living room with a rifle on his lap because he thinks aliens and the government are coming for him. I wonder if he's ever been diagnosed with Schizophrenia or at least Manic Depression.
I'm so bored! Quick, someone start an argument or something.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:29:02 EST (#)
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You look like someone who hasn't showered in days. And coming from a franco, that speaks volume.
You also look like you don't sleep much in that dark desperate basement of yours.
I hope you use that knife to good effects.
hint: iliac artery!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:28:32 EST (#)
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To be fair, that picture would make an awesome wanted poster
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:26:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:15:19 (#)
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you really need to shave your beard, and get a haircut, it's unbecoming of you
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Did you notice his thumbnails? They're longer than mine.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:22:07 EST (#)
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Aim the bullets at yourself, please.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:20:55 EST (#)
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http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/electrictoothsyndrome/outlaw.jpg
He sang a song as on he rode
His guns hung at his hips
He rode into a cattle town
A smile upon his lips
He stopped and walked into a bar
And laid his money down
But his mother's words echoed again
Don't take your guns to town son
Leave your guns at home Bill
Don't take your guns to town
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:19:45 EST (#)
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This is precisely why I tell my best friend she needs to shut the fuck up.
She hates Bush with a passion and constantly runs around tacking up pictures of him as Hitler.
She asks total strangers if they think it would be wrong to drag him into the street and shoot him.
In resteraunts she orders Bloody Marys and then says very loudly "I like to imagine I'm drinking Dubya's blood."
I've told her not to come crying to me when the FBI starts banging on her door.
And just so you weirdos know, the insanity defense rarely works out.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:15:19 EST (#)
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you really need to shave your beard, and get a haircut, it's unbecoming of you
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:13:57 EST (#)
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jesus, I hear banjos in my head
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:13:22 EST (#)
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A young cowboy named Billy Joe grew restless on the farm
A boy filled with wonderlust who really meant no harm
He changed his clothes and shined his boots
And combed his dark hair down
And his mother cried as he walked out
Don't take your guns to town son
Leave your guns at home Bill
Don't take your guns to town
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:12:47 EST (#)
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
Deliverance, anyone???
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:10:29 EST (#)
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For the record, George...I think you're overreacting.
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/electrictoothsyndrome/I_would_not_do_that_if_I_were_you.jpg
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:06:46 EST (#)
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When I was just a baby my mama told me. Son,
always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns.
But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
now every time I hear that whistle I hang my head and cry..
Seemed appropriate here.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:48:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:15:58 (#)
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I'm not your puppet you fucking tool, these little idiots that jump to your defense everytime someone puts you in your place are.
You really should just lay off ETS, I've given it a lot of thought lately and think that although boisterous and a little over the top, the guy is actually on to something with is theories. I for one have been in constant search for a leader...someone to show me the way...I may have found him. So why don't you leave well enough alone.
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:33:49 EST (#)
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Hahahaha! He may come off as odd, creepy, and insane but that's hilarious! You know what I really find funny about this? The first and probably last Uber list I ever make is a hit list. Figures.
I've only actually read and reviewed like four of his posts and I'm on his little list when I've tried to be nice to him. Sort of. Well, I don't think I've really been mean to him at least, have I? By the way, why isn't Pepe LaFlamme on this list? He's said many more things to piss off ETS than I ever have.
ETS, Let us all know when you get that AK-47. Maybe we'll have an ETS' hit list Ubercon to make it easier on you so you can take us all out at once.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:19:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:08:37 (#)
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ETS IS THE ANTICHRYST AND BAMF IS HIS FALSE PROPHET
666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
VOTE REPUBLICAN IN 2008
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yes!!!
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:08:37 EST (#)
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ETS IS THE ANTICHRYST AND BAMF IS HIS FALSE PROPHET
666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
VOTE REPUBLICAN IN 2008
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:02:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-23 11:04:35 (#)
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You bastard.
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It's not like I'd kill you MYSELF, it's just that if you got shot in the neck and face by some crazy-ass liberal, I'm sure you'd have some very insightful and clever last words. You want to get those out, before you're all old and alzheimerish.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:55:55 EST (#)
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filthy - well when you wrote "whole incident" i took that to say all inclusive, everyone responding/reviewing about the incident. i know you meant method on the whole, the starter statement just made me think you kinda did that thing where people try to shame everyone who chose one side over another.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:52:31 EST (#)
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He ain't closer to a God than I am.
Just last night, I was hearing "Oh God...don't stop...harder...deeper...faster..."
And I was the only one doing the pushups so I know it was directed at me.
Of course, I was knocked down a peg at the end with a "God dammit...that's IT?" but c'est la vie...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:51:10 EST (#)
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Dance, puppets, dance.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:48:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:35:11 (#)
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there's no smoke dumbass, I've already admitted my wrongful ways.
I'm not saying the guy is a god, I'm just saying he's closer to it than the rest of you tools.
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The male TigerLilly has spoken.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:45:05 EST (#)
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So you're both saying that ETS is closer to being a God than the rest of us? Now, I know you're fucking around, Badass, but he actually believes this shit. Do you have ANY idea how insane that sounds? You're closer to being a GOD than the rest of us?????
AM I TAKING THE CRAZY PILLS?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:42:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:35:11 (#)
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there's no smoke dumbass, I've already admitted my wrongful ways.
I'm not saying the guy is a god, I'm just saying he's closer to it than the rest of you tools.
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See... That's ALL I'm saying...
This review made me happy in my special place. :D
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
there's no smoke dumbass, I've already admitted my wrongful ways.
I'm not saying the guy is a god, I'm just saying he's closer to it than the rest of you tools.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-23 14:56:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
...at least attack back at single instigators instead of a broad sweeping "for shame."
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Actually sweetpea, if you read what I wrote you will see it was all entirely directed at method. If I'd intended to address my comments to you as well, I wouldn't have included the line "You're not an idiot"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BAMF is blowing hot air up your ass, ETS, but you're smart enough to know that already.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
see, all you guys have it wrong and you can't see past your internet clique and your stinking fucking machismo and see that there might be someone smarter than you. I don't know why I even try.
ETS you are better than this, don't lower yourself to these losers levels, its not worth soiling your own good word man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:15:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not your puppet you fucking tool, these little idiots that jump to your defense everytime someone puts you in your place are.
You really should just lay off ETS, I've given it a lot of thought lately and think that although boisterous and a little over the top, the guy is actually on to something with is theories.
"On to something..."???
The only thing he's ON lately are his anti-psychotic meds and I don't think the raving, whining stinkbox is taking the right doses lately.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:20:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know what Filthy looks like but I suspect she's no eye candy to be so apologetic of such a heavilty retarded loser.
Not to be mean, just an observation.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:18:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
he needs bikini zone on his chest. he must be fuzzy.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85715
this is the real criminal.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahahaahha the ETS cult?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-23 07:03:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
but I thought he was the second coming of the messiah
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SEE!? I'm not ALL bad.
Did someone say "Columbine or Jonestown or one of those school shootings"? That's funny. You should really brush up on your lunatic messianic history.
The reviews of this post are hilarious.
Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing.
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing,
For the rowers keep on rowing,
And they're certainly not showing,
Any signs that they are slowing!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not your puppet you fucking tool, these little idiots that jump to your defense everytime someone puts you in your place are.
You really should just lay off ETS, I've given it a lot of thought lately and think that although boisterous and a little over the top, the guy is actually on to something with is theories. I for one have been in constant search for a leader...someone to show me the way...I may have found him. So why don't you leave well enough alone.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and mine wasn't good? it was hysterical
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:11:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do i find it disturbing that Caul knows what post that is. Jesus, you are SUCH a homo
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Because I used it for one of my posts: http://www.ubersite.com/m/82291 and I remember clearly those Ubercon ficiton stories. Kaelic's one is fucking great.
Also because I have an outstanding memory...for men's pictures.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks Caul.
I'm off fish for another week now!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do i find it disturbing that Caul knows what post that is. Jesus, you are SUCH a homo
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:07:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
can someone please direct me to the photo of method in his barechest?
i ubersearched gay method and did not find it.
but it is great how many matches i got for that search.
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Here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/40623
Or here for better resolution: http://tinyurl.com/cob77
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And ETS, all kidding aside, you need to tone it down a bit. You really do get out of hand and come off as a raving fucking lunatic. I know you're passionate about things, and that's cute, but you seem very unstable and mentally unhealthy
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
can someone please direct me to the photo of method in his barechest?
i ubersearched gay method and did not find it.
but it is great how many matches i got for that search.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're my biggest fan, BAMF, you follow me around everywhere and reply on my posts more than anyone. I think you're the only puppet around here.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Method, look at all your little puppets jump and dance.
Christ people, leave the guy alone you fucking sheep.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 14:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
its not her fault. its that "fruity little clubs" fault!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-23 14:56:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
filthy, that was a little isaac hayes of you. ok as long as it's not you. at least attack back at single instigators instead of a broad sweeping "for shame."
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 14:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
weird! ETS and Filthy show up almost at the exact same time. uncanny i tell you.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-03-23 14:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-23 14:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Filthy's a goddmaned hypocrite. But I love the "coming to your man's defense" angle. Too bad no one gives a fuck.
Shut your mouth, stink-breath.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-23 14:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok so no problem with posts making fun of race, cripples, rape, etc. But this is out of line, below the belt for Uber?
Got it.
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Yes and apprently being mentally ill excuses everything.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-23 14:47:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Threatened to kill politicians?...
Politicians, enemies of Freedom...tomato, tomahto... Let's not split hairs here.
"fine toothed comb"...Don't you mean electric toothed comb? (har har)
"Flowers By Irene"...That van has been there for MONTHS! So HA! Nice try, Method.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-23 14:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-23 14:27:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
This whole incident is disgusting. None of your stated intentions behind this post ring true at all.
Lets assume for a second that you genuinely believe he's a threat to you (despite the obvious facts that he is miles away and you KNOW he is just sounding off) - you would quietly alert the authorities and let the process take its course, not make a huge song and dance out of it so all the weak-charactered little bandwagon jumpers could climb on and hurl their spit into the ring, whilst sending your hit count through the roof.
Similarly, if you truely believed he was seriously mentally ill, what kind of person would you be to take every possible opportunity to goad and attack him?
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Ok so no problem with posts making fun of race, cripples, rape, etc. But this is out of line, below the belt for Uber?
Got it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-23 14:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Filthy is just pissed that she's gonna need to add a bail to her air travel fees to get cock. :~(
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 14:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"It would be the equivalent of tipping a cripple out of their wheelchair and encouraging people to gather round whilst you kicked them in the face."
hahahahahaah
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 14:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Blow me ETS, I'm onto you and your little alter "girlfriend"!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-23 14:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This whole incident is disgusting. None of your stated intentions behind this post ring true at all.
Lets assume for a second that you genuinely believe he's a threat to you (despite the obvious facts that he is miles away and you KNOW he is just sounding off) - you would quietly alert the authorities and let the process take its course, not make a huge song and dance out of it so all the weak-charactered little bandwagon jumpers could climb on and hurl their spit into the ring, whilst sending your hit count through the roof.
Similarly, if you truely believed he was seriously mentally ill, what kind of person would you be to take every possible opportunity to goad and attack him? It would be the equivalent of tipping a cripple out of their wheelchair and encouraging people to gather round whilst you kicked them in the face. While that all sounds highly hilarious on uber, I seriously doubt anyone here would even consider doing it in person.
Do I think he was out of line and needed to calm down? Hell yes. Do I think you're genuinely concerned about it in any way? Not a fucking chance.
You're not an idiot - you know exactly what game he's playing here and you know that if he wasn't getting any attention he would go elsewhere. Stop being such a disingenuous little cunt.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-23 13:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-23 13:42:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:14:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Two Words:
Electrictoothsyndrome = Unabomber II
When the New York Times refuses to publish his manifesto . . . look out.
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Way more manson, than Unabomber. Teddy Kazinski was pretty sharp when it came to technology.
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Have you read some of his plays? He's a bright bright guy... you know, for a bomber.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-23 13:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:14:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Two Words:
Electrictoothsyndrome = Unabomber II
When the New York Times refuses to publish his manifesto . . . look out.
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Way more manson, than Unabomber. Teddy Kazinski was pretty sharp when it came to technology.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-23 13:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 13:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But Durae he would kick my ass! I'm not taking any chances, if I had to go toe to toe with ETS I would get my ass kicked! FUCK THAT, I'm calling the police!
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-03-23 13:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I definately agree. We should keep poking and prodding that nutjob until he hurts someone...hopefully himself, but maybe his Uber fiance' then himself in an exciting homicide/suicide.
...I'd like to think Uber has the power to do that kind of good for the world.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-23 13:02:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
seriously I just think this whole schtick is getting old
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-23 12:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
but bamf i don't have a penis with which to be homoerotically attracted to him.
that sentence makes sense right?
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-03-23 12:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Strap on a pair of balls and confront him if he threatened you...
Why don't people handle their own shit anymore insted of crying to the police and everyone else to handle it for them?
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2006-03-23 12:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is stupid as hell. It's not like he e-mailed you death threats, he just took -2 die to the extreme. Oh noes, he's saying he really really doesn't like you!!! Definitely report him to the police, you big pussy.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-23 12:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
another list I didn't make.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-23 12:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DON'T YELL AT ME BECAUSE IT HURTS MY FEELINGS AND IT MAKES ME SO angry
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-03-23 12:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
He is more normal than you are.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 12:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHA BAMF ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS TRUE!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-23 12:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
good fucking god! can't you homos fucking get over you homosexual attraction to ETS and move on?
this is like watching old bar hags fight for the last remaining limp dick at closing time.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-23 12:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
man, how do _I_ get on the Must Die list??
Also, BadAssJulie has a lot more weapons than you do, I'd be careful around her...
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-23 11:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ETS seems like the victim of severe sexual trauma/repression. At least, that's the impression I get. In a Ted Bundy-esque way.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-23 11:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
he'd probably say that in his defense when he died.
i'll love you... for a price.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-23 11:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I should rephrase that . . . WON'T SOMEBODY *GOOD* PLEASE LOVE ME??????????!!!!!!!!!!
Oh. Suh-NAP!
Biiiiznitches.
HA HA HA! I SUE YOU!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-23 11:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you Teeph, especially when you wear that sexy little dress.
Tom Sorrell looks good in that dress, too.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-23 11:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-23 11:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BUT GUYS!!!!
I'm not, liek, one of them SLEAZY lawyers!! I'm a mild-mannered real estate/zoning type lawyer!
Think: the little geeky dude from Ghostbusters that got turned into a dog and made it with Sigourney Weaver. Remember how he had to represent the Ghostbusters in Ghostbusters II, but he was all nervous because he wasn't a "court" type attorney? That's ME! And then, the Scalary Brothers showed up and started blowing up the courtroom because there was a river of mood slime beneath the city that could only be stopped by the Statue of Liberty bumpin' out some Martha Washington tunes. And the library was encased in that pink magic-shell ice-cream stuff! And there was Vigo, the Carpatian guy! Remember when Dr. Venkman was taking his picture and he was all like, "Okay, show me love, give me sexy . . . . I've worked with better . . . but not many." HAHAHAHAHA That was great! And Milosh had that funny accent, too!
REMEMBER THAT?! That's what it's like to be MEEEEE!
WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE LOVE ME??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-23 11:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY YOU, THE FROG! Ain't nothing wrong with lawyers.
HEY YOU, THE FETA DUDE! Have some heat.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-23 11:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Teephaph is a lawyer, he deserves to die anyway. That's probably why he's Christian, to repent for the sinful life of being a lawyer he's leading.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-03-23 11:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WANKER!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-23 11:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You bastard.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-03-23 10:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I dunno. I kind of advocate killing Teeph. Not because I dislike the guy, but because he'd probably have something amusing to say as he died.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-23 10:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:28:55 (#)
Ranking: -1
this whole thing is already getting old
+-*^~^*-+
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-03-23 10:18:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking rat
+-*^~^*-+
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-23 10:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:28:55 (#)
Ranking: -1
this whole thing is already getting old
+-*^~^*-+
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-03-23 10:18:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking rat
+-*^~^*-+
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-23 10:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:28:55 (#)
Ranking: -1
this whole thing is already getting old
+-*^~^*-+
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-03-23 10:18:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking rat
+-*^~^*-+
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-03-23 10:18:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking rat
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-23 10:17:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:29:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
it is true that people with lazy eyes are insane
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I can categoricaly (sp?) confirm that this is completely true.
Method will vouch for me.
-Dave
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-03-23 10:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree, that's why I fucked his mom in the ass.
I wore a blindfold.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-23 10:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well you were wrong, it wasn't fun OR funny.
Until I intervened, that is.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 10:08:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He's not a human freak, he's a baby giraffe/human hybrid
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-23 10:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-23 10:01:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Cancer of the scrotum is funny. And I said it would be fun, not funny. You want humor go rent a fucking DVD or something.
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Or laugh at 7-feet human freaks :-)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-23 10:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cancer of the scrotum is funny. And I said it would be fun, not funny. You want humor go rent a fucking DVD or something.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-23 10:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-23 10:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But in all seriousness it's sort of like the '12 Angry Men' philosophy. He may say "these people need to die" but he's not saying "posts by people I want/need to kill." I could say such and such person needs to die and scream it from the rooftops but the most I'll get is an awkward glance and a disconcerting scolding from passersby. Technically it's not a threat.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OR
reviews_by_people_who_are_about_as_funny_as_cancer_of_the_scrotum
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Or if you wanted to tackle the social dynamic:
posts_by_people_I_always_have_to_+2
posts_by_people_who_said_something_mean_about_me_one_time_and_now_I_hate_them
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This would be a fun parody to do, i.e. make labels for
posts_by_people_who_masturbate_constantly_while_eating_cheese_puffs_with_an_Asian_hooker's_finger_up_their_butt
Betcha someone does something like it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-23 04:38:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad someone is saying it besides me.
FUCKING +2!!!
FUCK this fucking shit!
If I had a hammer, hell....
If I had an automatic weapon... That's more like it.
Check this out.
Here are our REAL leaders: http://www.theyrule.net/2004/tr2.php
The wealthy elite that rule the planet.
They kill us with their every word.
They hold civilizations in the palm of their cold, clammy hands...
They feel the sinews of war at their greedy fingertips...
FUCK THEM ALL!
They need to DIE.
YES, DIE!
If we don't kill them, they will kill us.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for Most Heated.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:33:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you guys are reading too much into this. ETS is generating heat for himself by carrying on like a lunatic. You are all fanning the flames, as am I.
If you turned up and confronted him face to face on any of these issues, you'd find yourself standing in a puddle before he even opened his mouth to reply.
This is the internet, where EVERYONE gets to be a tough guy (except Tom Sorrell who is just a wetback, pansy-ass shirt lifter.)
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I have to agree with Sphaggy on this.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:38:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
shes a cop and she LOVES men in uniform (just like you buckeyes). wonder why she went into that job.
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Pardonez moi, mon amie Retrospect, but I actually want to make a difference. Hot guys in uniform are just a perk to the job.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:37:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey man, "Who I'm going to murder" lists can be funny. Remember Steve Buscemi in Bill Madison?
And Hilarity, what's with the Chief thing? Are you in the Navy?
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Nah, Police Dept., and damn it, I'm still new. I really don't need any heat on me and shit like that doesn't look good when you have plans w/the Secret Service in the long run. I don't need the, are you consorting with the lunatic fringe talk. It's just bad news.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Erm, Bill*y* Madison. Bill Madison sounds like a stockbroker.
Bill Madison
First Vice President - Wealth Management
Financial Advisor
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that list was funny but only because of the red lipstick!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
buckeye - adam sandler is a god, and steve buscemi is sitting at the right hand of his throne. no comparisons of them to ets.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shes a cop and she LOVES men in uniform (just like you buckeyes). wonder why she went into that job.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am the most serious person on Uber and don't you forget it.
I'm buying a tank and I will destroy all of you.
My sphincter itches.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:37:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey man, "Who I'm going to murder" lists can be funny. Remember Steve Buscemi in Bill Madison?
And Hilarity, what's with the Chief thing? Are you in the Navy?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:37:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:29:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
it is true that people with lazy eyes are insane
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i'm insane without the lazy eye. but in the good way.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NOT IF YOU SORT IT BY "LATEST REVIEWS"!!!111!!! OH DEAR, HOW DOES ETS HAVE IT SORTED? WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO DIE? IT'S LIKE A SHITTY VERSION OF FINAL DESTINATION, STARRING A LOCAL YOKEL FROM INDIANA WITH A PAIR OF SAFETY SCISSORS
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:32:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh cheer up, you are (surprisingly) last on the list.
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Another alter revealed! :-)
Nice fumble ETS.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you guys are reading too much into this. ETS is generating heat for himself by carrying on like a lunatic. You are all fanning the flames, as am I.
If you turned up and confronted him face to face on any of these issues, you'd find yourself standing in a puddle before he even opened his mouth to reply.
This is the internet, where EVERYONE gets to be a tough guy (except Tom Sorrell who is just a wetback, pansy-ass shirt lifter.)
Either that or he is one of those retro-hippy fundamentalists who needs to object to everything on everyone else's behalf. They are generally found to be about as useful as stairs in a wheelchair factory.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:32:53 EST (#)
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Oh cheer up, you are (surprisingly) last on the list.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:32:33 EST (#)
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Yikes. Yeah, a little unstable that one seems to be.
Dear ETS,
No offense man, but please stay far, far, far away from any future posts I might happen to put up. Really, it's nothing personal, I just don't need the FBI pounding on my door, asking me all kinds of questions. I also don't want to give my Chief any reason to pull me into his office for a little "talk", that's all.
It's bad enough that you, in a round about way, threated a public offical, but it's just a little extra creepy that you flamed everyone's post, including mine, with your senator death-threat. I don't know about anyone else, but I kinda like Uber and don't want to see the feds on us like white on rice. Try and have a good day today with no threats of homicide, huh?
Hilarity
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:30:59 EST (#)
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Come on people, that kid's just an insecure punk...with a mental disease.
I happen to think that his crazy outbursts are fucking hilarious.
Just keep pushing him! It's like micro-waving a cappuchin monkey! I don't how I came up with that analogy but the experience would be just as interesting.
But hey, you could also report him. You know, just for giggles.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:30:42 EST (#)
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I just wanted a reaction from you, Harvey...Like I ever let anything - save my address and phone number - on Uber bother me.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:29:15 EST (#)
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it is true that people with lazy eyes are insane
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:26:49 EST (#)
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hahahaha anyone who calls him out needs to die. oh well. after you dearest ets.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:26:27 EST (#)
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"Flowers By Irene"
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that made me laugh.
I think it's hysterical that I'm on the "die list". Bring it! I will open a bakery's worth of cupcake rage on your ass.
I don't think that anyone takes Uber as seriously as ETS. Well, maybe Shlongy (LOL).
Frankly, I think he's a bit too big for his britches. However, this might just be his Uber persona, much like my Uber persona is a cupcake raping slutcake. In real life I'm quite different, and I find it hilarious that my ONLY enemy is ETS. I'll be sleeping quite well tonight I have to say.
The thing is, like Method, I agree with ETS on many things. But the way he presents it, so condescending and "the sky is falling!", coupled with the fact that his posts just seeth "I know everything!"
So maybe this is just his web persona. However, my clinical experience is telling me we might have a paranoid schizophrenic on our hands. He's about the right age (a little over) to start developing symptoms.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:26:14 EST (#)
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Although dancing the Macarena sounds pretty nice right about now
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:25:53 EST (#)
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Yeah, I meant report him instead of posting about it
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:23:44 EST (#)
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I'm confused, you say you "should have just done it."
Done what? Called the cops? Smoked a bowl? Danced the Macarena?
Keep in mind that I'm sick and not exactly "aware" of things around me at this moment. I assume you mean call the cops.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:21:04 EST (#)
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I've got the contents of your fridge in my eyes at the moment.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:21:01 EST (#)
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I reiterate, Tom:
"Truthfully, I should have just done it and not posted this, but waking up at 6 AM and seeing him spouting about killing senators and labeling my post as "people who need to die", and running around pasting his insane reply to an email from the senator, just ticked me off. I don't think clearly before I've even had a cup of coffee."
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:19:38 EST (#)
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Holy shit! I'm a people_who_need_to_die.
That SUCKS.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:19:21 EST (#)
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I'm not trying to say he's the victim and you're the villian, but (and read this part carefully):
You. Are. Not. Helping. Matters. By. Making. Posts. About. Him.
It's just like the kids in Columbine or Jonestown or whereever else school shootings happen. The people who get killed are not the villains, but had they stopped messing with the emotionaly unstable person, nothing would have happened...unless you believe the media, in which case Marylin Manson and violent video games are to blame.
Regardless, if you really think he's dangerous, call the Evansville, Indiana PD and tell them you and several others are being harassed and threatened over the net. Or call the FBI and tell them he's a fundamentalist Muslim who repeats the words Bush and Jihad over and over.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:16:59 EST (#)
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And I have water and mustard in my fridge, I suggest you raid elsewhere
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:16:25 EST (#)
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haha I didn't vote for Bush, I despise him. I actually don't vote because voting for the lesser of two evils is pointless, in my opinion.
Submitted by Jesus_Loves_TwEE (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:15:09 EST (#)
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I know where you live Method, I'm making a bee line strait for you, killing any politicians I run into along the way. It'll be fun murdering and raping your famaily members right in front of you before I raid your fridge and disappear into the night.
Why do I get the impression you Voted for Bush?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:14:27 EST (#)
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Two Words:
Electrictoothsyndrome = Unabomber II
When the New York Times refuses to publish his manifesto . . . look out.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:14:04 EST (#)
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This has nothing to do with being cool or anything, Tom. I don't give 2 fucks about this post or the ratings. Truthfully, I should have just done it and not posted this, but waking up at 6 AM and seeing him spouting about killing senators and labeling my post as "people who need to die", and running around pasting his insane reply to an email from the senator, just ticked me off. I don't think clearly before I've even had a cup of coffee.
In conclusion, fuck him. I'm going to do it anyway, and let him take a ride to NY and try to kill me. He's a fucking redneck nobody from Indiana and he hasn't got a fucking clue. He's absorbed in his own little world and he needs a reality check.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:13:20 EST (#)
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agreeing with method is like making out with boys, i love it. he is right though. who makes a label of "posts by people who need to die"?
thankfully i'm not on that list!! neither are you tom!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:11:05 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/electrictoothsyndrome/l/posts_by_people_who_need_to_die
That's why, Tom. Someone needs to do it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:10:16 EST (#)
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He's like a creepy political version of Willy Wonka. He really has gone off the deep end
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:09:52 EST (#)
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I'm not saying ETS is what I would call stable, juding by the fact that he posted the whole "DEATH THREAT" to the senator in my post (which is creepy in itself), but you're certainly not helping matters with this post and the other one you made. It's like you're leading the charge against this guy, but why? Why not just leave him alone and go on about your business? To prove how much cooler you are than him? This isn't high school, man. It's time to stop knocking books out of other kid's hands for a cheap laugh.
Really quick, did you hear about that kid who was constantly harassed on some internet message board that wound up snapping and killing his neighbors? I'm not trying to preach to you or anything, but you're towing a dangerous line here. If he's already threatened you, and you honestly think he's dangerous, then why antagonize him even more? What's the point?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:07:10 EST (#)
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i wonder if he really replied to a senator through email asking him to die. if he did, then yes, he blew a fuse.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:04:31 EST (#)
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i think he blew a fuse
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:01:28 EST (#)
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