FUPA: Round 2 Matchups/Theme (4195 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-03-23 12:22:59 EST
Rd. 2: THEME: DEATH/REBIRTH -- posts due by 3.27
Rd. 3: pairings/theme posted 3.30 -- posts due by 4.3
Rd. 4: pairings/theme posted 4.7 -- posts due by 4.10
Rd. 5: pairings/theme posted 4.13 -- posts due by 4.17
Winner announced 4.19
Some notes about this round:
The turnaround time for Round 2 is, obviously, much shorter, as posts are due by 11:59PM Eastern, Monday 3.27. The long stretch of Round 1 was for the Shamrock Open competitors and so anyone who wasn't comfortable with poetry could have some time to research forms and styles.
As neither Doodles nor rad1101 submitted an entry, the spot that the winner of that pairing would have advanced to has been filled by the Round 1 loser with the highest score.
That user is...Axolotl...who gets another chance to wow us with lines composed about fucking an inflatable animal (or something equally as disturbing).
Pairs were again drawn at random - from the Washington Redskins Hat of Playoff Disappointment - which explains why the brackets don't flow logically from one to the next.
Again, each round's matchups will be drawn at random.
Some notes about Round 1:
Ratings were taken as-is, with no adjustments made. Unsurprisingly this round had a large number of -1s and -2s, some given as legitimate ratings and others possibly given just on principle or for reasons not pertaining to the event. As such, determining which ratings should be dismissed and which should be accepted is likely impossible. None of the races were too close to call, so it's not as if a negative rating proved the deciding factor.
Well, the closest race was between nitty34 (0.51) and Shlongy (0.5), but we know how that turned out.
And, though I feel it ridiculous to mention this, I'll do it just the same to avoid future complications - if you post work that proves to be someone else's, you will be disqualified.
~
I was surprised by the turnout for Round 1, and quite impressed by the submissions.
I'd give each matchup the same great, in-depth treatment that Brdn gave the Shamrock Open posts, but 24 entries are a lot to assess and I fear would prove to be more than an eyeful for everyone. So maybe now that the numbers are a bit more manageable there can be some proper coverage paid.
Keep up the good work.
Good luck.
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-31 11:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up, Bender.
"How many is that..???"
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:36:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are hereby no longer allowed to use the following terms of endearment in any posts or reviews;
dipshit
assmunch
chief
Mister
butthole
assface
zit boy
cockmonger
polesmoker
virg or virgin
minimum wage earning
coward
and finally,
nancyboy.
The management.
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Dear "Management"
I do not believe you invented those terms. Therefore, I shall continute to use them whenever the fuck I want.
Love,
Stagger Lee.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are hereby no longer allowed to use the following terms of endearment in any posts or reviews;
dipshit
assmunch
chief
Mister
butthole
assface
zit boy
cockmonger
polesmoker
virg or virgin
minimum wage earning
coward
and finally,
nancyboy.
The management.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:25:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is SO pre-noon yesterday. Please, try to keep up.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:24:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:19:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
A noob doofus like Stagger Lee using MY "chief"...on ME???
That's grounds for a banning.
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Aw, diddums. Go roll in some money.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:19:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A noob doofus like Stagger Lee using MY "chief"...on ME???
That's grounds for a banning.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:17:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-29 21:07:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Can't this fag-fest just fade away into the obscuity it so richly deserves?
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Maybe if you stopped lavishing attention on it, chief.
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Well said, Alter o' Mine.
Looks like I missed some madness here last night.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:31:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:18:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Voting is CLOSED as of midnight last night, Captain.
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Oh yeahhhh.....
Well then, I guess I just saved O-Man a lot of work! :p
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Hey, it takes a village, right? I thankya.
The Round 3 post will be up shortly.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-30 09:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'm a Loser, but I'm not what I appear to be..."
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:18:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Voting is CLOSED as of midnight last night, Captain.
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Oh yeahhhh.....
Well then, I guess I just saved O-Man a lot of work! :p
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:27:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even if it does make Shlongy ejaculate. I love the Pixies.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean, review away, for sure- but results will be based on standings at that time.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Voting is CLOSED as of midnight last night, Captain.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-30 08:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Current standings:
JMG: 1.08 vs. Stagger_Lee: 1.04
CATAL: 0.25 vs. Sacrilicious: 1.72
nitty: 1.12 vs. wardy: 1.24
Bubba: 1.41 vs. O-Man: 1.44
gofer: 0.28 vs. Susie_Derkins: -0.62
simple_catalyst: 1.39 vs. Circe: 1.69
Cap'n Thorns: 0.77 vs. Axolotl: 0.86
So, current leaders are JMG, Sacrilicious, wardy, O-Man, gofer, Circe, and Axolotl, with Bubba at highest rated loser for the round.
VOTE, MONKEYS!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:57:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:52:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop trying to get me erect with The Pixies.
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No.
..And redneckers they get us pissed
And stupid stuff it makes us shout
Oh dance with me oh don't be shy
Oh kiss me cunt, oh kiss me cock
Oh kiss the world oh kiss the sky
Oh kiss my ass oh let it rock
It's educational!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:52:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop trying to get me erect with The Pixies.
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Oh lord, I was about to post some lyrics from Here Comes Your Man...thank fuck I didn't.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop trying to get me erect with The Pixies.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fine. i be shuttin' up. but it dont be my falt iffin you got fuked.
i dint right yer stuf. STFU!!!!!!
<The above was written by my drunken alter> :O
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, shut up Bubba, it's you and O-Tron's fault that I don't even have a chance to advance as the highest rated loser.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Then concede;)
AT LEAST I RATED YOUR POST, BUBBA!
*cries, runs out of room*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:29:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:26:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:03:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is all very exciting!
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Exciting? Excuse me? You fucking idiots are misrating my lousy post!!
WAKE THE FUCK UP, MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bubba- stop insulting yourself, and us. You deserve your high rating. This might come down to the flaming that happened. And that's sad, because you both wrote stellar pieces.
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Pardon me, Sacky, but I must protest. O-man has whupped my ass, but y'all don't
unnerstands it. And I have not insulted you, even if you see it as such.
I don't write stellar pieces. I hate stars. Phhhhbbbtttt!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:29:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:26:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:03:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is all very exciting!
_____________________________________________________
Exciting? Excuse me? You fucking idiots are misrating my lousy post!!
WAKE THE FUCK UP, MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bubba- stop insulting yourself, and us. You deserve your high rating. This might come down to the flaming that happened. And that's sad, because you both wrote stellar pieces.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:03:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is all very exciting!
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Exciting? Excuse me? You fucking idiots are misrating my lousy post!!
WAKE THE FUCK UP, MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-29 21:07:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Can't this fag-fest just fade away into the obscuity it so richly deserves?
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Maybe if you stopped lavishing attention on it, chief.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JMG114 - Om Mani Padme Hum: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85781
Stagger_Lee - Jack the Cutter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85757
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar - Death's Lament: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85823
Sacrilicious - Bella Blue: http://www2.ubersite.com/m/85857
nitty34 - Fupa-Loompa: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Wardy - Do Gorillas Have Tits?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85741
Bubba2341 - And When I Die: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85844
Orgasmatron - Kingfisher: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85905
goferforhire - The Bluest Eye: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85792
Susie_Derkins - Need A Ride?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85851
simple_catalyst - Valar Morghulis: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85856
Circe - In this sand (Villanelle) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85866
Captain Thorns - Feng-Huang: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85761
Axolotl - A Foot For Every Year: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85820
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is all very exciting!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-29 21:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you people dense? Do you not realize what is going on here, and what is at stake?
Fer Chrissakes, get a fuckin' clue. . . . :(
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-29 21:29:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-29 21:07:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Can't this fag-fest just fade away into the obscuity it so richly deserves?
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Shlong, you're just full of "Cliches," aren't you? Maybe we should
all cry "96 Tears....."
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-29 21:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-29 21:07:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Can't this fag-fest just fade away into the obscuity it so richly deserves?
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But then who will you have to talk to?
"Wanna grow-
Up to be-
Be a debaser!"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-29 21:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Can't this fag-fest just fade away into the obscuity it so richly deserves?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-29 20:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-29 16:38:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
i farted really loud in class today. it was fucking awesome.
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And it eclipsed any post you've ever done.... :P
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-29 16:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i farted really loud in class today. it was fucking awesome.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-29 16:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just a reminder to any competitors who want to rate and haven't yet, or haven't finished...the deadline's tonight by 11:59 Eastern.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-29 13:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, nitty. How noble of you.
I guess this means I now officially have an Uber arch-nemesis? Such a sad day in Mudville...
*weeps*
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-29 13:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*blows nose on Thorny's finger*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-29 13:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't imagine this extended olive branch working out real well for you, Chief...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-29 12:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-29 12:14:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorny comes crying to Orgasmo in
5...
4...
3...
2...
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None.
I don't care anymore. You and that stupid Van Halen gheyman alter have completely trashed my post, and it's obvious you'll do the same to any of my future contest entries, at least until we sort out our differences. Which I would really like to do and move on with Uberlife, and get away from this petty argument.
So, nitty...truce? *reaches out hand*
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-29 12:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorny comes crying to Orgasmo in
5...
4...
3...
2...
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-29 08:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The list, as offered by a clownhole
-2 the fuck out of all the 'entries' submitted below, please.
FREE CARL LEE
Shlongy - The Lounge Chair: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85878
JMG114 - Om Mani Padme Hum: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Stagger_Lee - Jack the Cutter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar - Death's Lament: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Sacrilicious - Bella Blue: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
nitty34 - Fupa-Loompa: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Wardy - Do Gorillas Have Tits?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Bubba2341 - And When I Die: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
goferforhire - The Bluest Eye: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Susie_Derkins - Need A Ride?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
simple_catalyst - Valar Morghulis: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Circe - In this sand (Villanelle) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Captain Thorns - Feng-Huang: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Axolotl - A Foot For Every Year: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-28 23:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:51:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
As requested by Hizzoner the O-man....
Voting ends 3/29 @ 11:59PM Eastern.
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JMG114 - Om Mani Padme Hum: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85781
Stagger_Lee - Jack the Cutter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85757
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar - Death's Lament: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85823
Sacrilicious - Bella Blue: http://www2.ubersite.com/m/85857
nitty34 - Fupa-Loompa: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Wardy - Do Gorillas Have Tits?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85741
Bubba2341 - And When I Die: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85844
Orgasmatron - Kingfisher: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85905
goferforhire - The Bluest Eye: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85792
Susie_Derkins - Need A Ride?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85851
simple_catalyst - Valar Morghulis: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85856
Circe - In this sand (Villanelle) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85866
Captain Thorns - Feng-Huang: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85761
Axolotl - A Foot For Every Year: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85820
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:51:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As requested by Hizzoner the O-man....
Voting ends 3/29 @ 11:59PM Eastern.
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JMG114 - Om Mani Padme Hum: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85781
Stagger_Lee - Jack the Cutter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85757
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar - Death's Lament: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85823
Sacrilicious - Bella Blue: http://www2.ubersite.com/m/85857
nitty34 - Fupa-Loompa: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Wardy - Do Gorillas Have Tits?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85741
Bubba2341 - And When I Die: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85844
Orgasmatron - Kingfisher: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85905
goferforhire - The Bluest Eye: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85792
Susie_Derkins - Need A Ride?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85851
simple_catalyst - Valar Morghulis: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85856
Circe - In this sand (Villanelle) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85866
Captain Thorns - Feng-Huang: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85761
Axolotl - A Foot For Every Year: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85820
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm too lacking in a PayPal account to contribute to the Uberboard. Otherwise I'd put up a new song line every day, so it's probably just as well.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:41:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS IS A SERIOUS WRITERS' FORUM.
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:37:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, all that "Beware the Ides of March" nonsense...want to be more vague, fella? Anything I should beware specifically? No?
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Yes. YOU SHOULD BEWARE THE WRATH OF TEH BUBBA. (although March is almost over) :)
...............
Sacky, we is all 'serial'. Now go + 2 my shit again and again!! :-P
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm too cheap to contribute to the Uberboard.
Or lazy. Take your pick.
You two boys place nice and bump the list of entries in a reply, y'hear?
The real list...not the two offered by the clownshoes as of late.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:46:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ZING! (Slowly but surely, I will.)
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Indeed it is. Now go read my posts that you missed, sweetheart.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS IS A SERIOUS WRITERS' FORUM.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, all that "Beware the Ides of March" nonsense...want to be more vague, fella? Anything I should beware specifically? No?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'Twas not I. I don't do Uberboards or any other boards.
And by the way, that puke running around whining about the
"Ides of March" got his, too, along with "Julie."
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:23:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gum in your hair?"
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Were you responsible for that on the Uberboard? I had my money on you or O-Tron.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:28:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caesar was a real prick. Brutus and I had this plan. . .
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So what was Caesar really like? Bit of a prick? He comes off that way, what with all the constant conquering and so on.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gum in your hair?"
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe the Latin is "Punkus Childus." Not really sure, because I
have outlived Julius Caesar by so many years. . . :-/
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At least they have better taste then most of these darn kids.
Well, you've been playing longer than I've been alive, seeing as I'm just a punk kid myself...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I started playing guitar when I was 14, WAY back in 1963, influenced,
of course, by The Beatles. Now I seldom play much unless asked by my
Grandchildren. They always ask for "Puff The Magic Dragon" or "hey,
Grandpa, can you do us that old Chuck Berry thing again? We like Johnny
B. Goode." Play 'em some John Prine, ("There''s a hole in Daddy's arm
where all the money goes" and ya gets funny looks.....
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All the engineers I ever met or worked with always had hobbies that most people would think alien to the trade. Such as yourself with the da poims, another guy I knew who played a mean acoustic guitar, and so on.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-28 21:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My trade is that of a "Failure Analysis Engineer." Simply put, I work
in the Electronics field. Many times I must repair problems beyond the
abilities/scope of the ordinary technician. Often I just sit back and
let those cretins do their thing while I sip coffe and screw around. :O
Seriously, I have a BSEE and a BA in English. You asked, damnit. . .
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-28 21:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All this insane talk of o-scopes and DMMs, sir, what is it that you do?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-28 21:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When the cooling fan in one's o-scope goes South, dey gets plenty hot.
And when I pick up my DMM and slap the closest broad in da face wid it,
she be gettin' pissed an threatens to shove it up my oral rectiface. Heh.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-28 21:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oscilloscopes be not hot. Shenanigans I call on ye.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-28 21:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE? I slave all day at work over a hot computer
and oscilloscope because the IT nazis call Uber a chat room and it is
off-limits to the intelligensia who really make all the money for the
dipshit company I give my life to simply because I have nothing else
to do with my time so why aren't you fucks hanging around to engage
in witty reparte' with someone who comes home wanting nothing more
than a few beers and some cigarettes and a little engaging conversation that
will stimulate the mind and take said mind off of poetry and rhyming
words like orange and silver? HUH?!?!???
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-28 19:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's gauche to rate your competitor before the
contest is over. :P
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-28 16:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here- Shlongy is about to save you the embarrassment of 5 more weeks of this FUPA - voted "Worst Name Of Any Contest, Any Arena, In History" - shit.
Just pretend your computer is "on the fritz" (that means broken, Sparky) for a few weeks, and bow out of this mindlessness gracefully.
You're welcome.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-28 16:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thorns -- yeah, but it's been pretty worthless. the only gun i have shoots rubber suction darts and all that has done is left a bunch of little spit circles on my computer monitor.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-28 16:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh great, now wardy's gone postal like me, too.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-28 14:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NITTY GAVE ME -2 I QUIT!!!!! THIS CONTEST IS FULL OF IMMATURE ASSHOLES THAT HAVE NO RESPECT FOR MY BRILLIANT POETRY!!!! DAMN THOSE THAT OPPRESS THE FREE THINKER!!!! YOU GUYS ARE ALLLLLL ASSSHOOOOLLLLLEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-28 14:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Voting ends 3/29 @ 11:59PM Eastern.
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JMG114 - Om Mani Padme Hum: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85781
Stagger_Lee - Jack the Cutter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85757
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar - Death's Lament: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85823
Sacrilicious - Bella Blue: http://www2.ubersite.com/m/85857
nitty34 - Fupa-Loompa: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Wardy - Do Gorillas Have Tits?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85741
Bubba2341 - And When I Die: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85844
Orgasmatron - Kingfisher: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85905
goferforhire - The Bluest Eye: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85792
Susie_Derkins - Need A Ride?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85851
simple_catalyst - Valar Morghulis: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85856
Circe - In this sand (Villanelle) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85866
Captain Thorns - Feng-Huang: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85761
Axolotl - A Foot For Every Year: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85820
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a shame you left me off the list of entries.
One less excuse for a classic zinger.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:21:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Round 2 is condemned.
Shlongy - The Lounge Chair: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85878 (Currently, number 1 in readers' votes)
JMG114 - Om Mani Padme Hum: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873 (Blows)
Stagger_Lee - Jack the Cutter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873 (Sucks)
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar - Death's Lament: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873 (Stinks)
Sacrilicious - Bella Blue: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873 (She licks asshole)
nitty34 - Fupa-Loompa: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873 (A Close Second)
Wardy - Do Gorillas Have Tits?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873 (A Close Third)
Bubba2341 - And When I Die: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873 (-2)
goferforhire - The Bluest Eye: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873 (zzzzzzzzz)
Susie_Derkins - Need A Ride?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873 (Issues)
simple_catalyst - Valar Morghulis: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873 (DOA)
Circe - In this sand (Villanelle) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873 (Swallower)
Captain Thorns - Feng-Huang: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873 (He Quit)
Axolotl - A Foot For Every Year: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873 (Teenager)
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
good idea
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:30:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Round 2 is closed.
Shlongy - The Lounge Chair: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85878
JMG114 - Om Mani Padme Hum: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Stagger_Lee - Jack the Cutter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar - Death's Lament: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Sacrilicious - Bella Blue: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
nitty34 - Fupa-Loompa: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Wardy - Do Gorillas Have Tits?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Bubba2341 - And When I Die: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
goferforhire - The Bluest Eye: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Susie_Derkins - Need A Ride?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
simple_catalyst - Valar Morghulis: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Circe - In this sand (Villanelle) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Captain Thorns - Feng-Huang: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Axolotl - A Foot For Every Year: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:12:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bumping up to the top:
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:29:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Round two is closed.
Voting ends 3/29 @ 11:59PM Eastern.
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JMG114 - Om Mani Padme Hum: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85781
Stagger_Lee - Jack the Cutter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85757
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar - Death's Lament: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85823
Sacrilicious - Bella Blue: http://www2.ubersite.com/m/85857
nitty34 - Fupa-Loompa: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Wardy - Do Gorillas Have Tits?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85741
Bubba2341 - And When I Die: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85844
Orgasmatron - Kingfisher: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85905
goferforhire - The Bluest Eye: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85792
Susie_Derkins - Need A Ride?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85851
simple_catalyst - Valar Morghulis: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85856
Circe - In this sand (Villanelle) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85866
Captain Thorns - Feng-Huang: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85761
Axolotl - A Foot For Every Year: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85820
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever, shlong..I give O rimjobs all the time. It's to be expected, really.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'm telling you that!
And also, I want your almost-babies™!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-28 13:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sac- better grab a Kleenex and wipe your pretty little nose.
It's got some funky smelling brown stuff on it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, Sacrilicious!
No one's ever told me that!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:38:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
So long as he eats his Quaker Oats, Wilford Brimley is capable of just about anything.
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HAHAHAHA!!
You're funny, O. Did anyone ever tell you that?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So long as he eats his Quaker Oats, Wilford Brimley is capable of just about anything.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As long as YOU knew the answer, too, everything is alright, Shortfellow.
You think Wilford could shoot 79 from the tips at 7:22am last Sunday morn?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Come on now, let's take the heat off of the Lollipop kid and put it where it belongs:
On that smoldering cuntbubble Thorny.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Asking questions despite knowing the answer?
Asking needless questions?
Repeating yourself?
We need to get you some Reminyl, Exelon or Aricept soon, Brimley.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:24:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Orgasmoe- anyone ever tell you that you were funny?
Didn't think so. And I knew the answer before I even asked.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-28 11:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1905436
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-28 11:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You should take some of that money and buy yourself a hairline then, Yolanda.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-28 11:49:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Insecurity alert !
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-28 11:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, for an amateur, I certainly make a helluva lot of money.
I hope the IOC doesn't ban me for accepting about 15k a month in pay.
Go write a limerick, Nipsey.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But...but it's always amateur hour when you're around, Woody.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No we don't.
Mine is way different from his.
Also, brilliant minds think alike.
In addition, stick to poetry and leave "cutting remarks" and "humorous insults" to the professionals. Like me.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:47:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My sentiments exactly, Orgasmatron. http://www.ubersite.com/m/85889 (They're more of a couple then they let on).
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
At least you two do everything as a couple.
That's endearing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Round 2 has been RE-OPENED:
Shlongy - The Lounge Chair: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85878
JMG114 - Om Mani Padme Hum: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Stagger_Lee - Jack the Cutter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar - Death's Lament: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Sacrilicious - Bella Blue: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
nitty34 - Fupa-Loompa: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Wardy - Do Gorillas Have Tits?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Bubba2341 - And When I Die: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
goferforhire - The Bluest Eye: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Susie_Derkins - Need A Ride?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
simple_catalyst - Valar Morghulis: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Circe - In this sand (Villanelle) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Captain Thorns - Feng-Huang: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Axolotl - A Foot For Every Year: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Round 2 is closed.
Shlongy - The Lounge Chair: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85878
JMG114 - Om Mani Padme Hum: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Stagger_Lee - Jack the Cutter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar - Death's Lament: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Sacrilicious - Bella Blue: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
nitty34 - Fupa-Loompa: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Wardy - Do Gorillas Have Tits?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Bubba2341 - And When I Die: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
goferforhire - The Bluest Eye: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Susie_Derkins - Need A Ride?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
simple_catalyst - Valar Morghulis: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Circe - In this sand (Villanelle) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Captain Thorns - Feng-Huang: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Axolotl - A Foot For Every Year: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:29:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Round two is closed.
Voting ends 3/29 @ 11:59PM Eastern.
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JMG114 - Om Mani Padme Hum: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85781
Stagger_Lee - Jack the Cutter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85757
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar - Death's Lament: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85823
Sacrilicious - Bella Blue: http://www2.ubersite.com/m/85857
nitty34 - Fupa-Loompa: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Wardy - Do Gorillas Have Tits?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85741
Bubba2341 - And When I Die: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85844
Orgasmatron - Kingfisher: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85905
goferforhire - The Bluest Eye: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85792
Susie_Derkins - Need A Ride?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85851
simple_catalyst - Valar Morghulis: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85856
Circe - In this sand (Villanelle) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85866
Captain Thorns - Feng-Huang: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85761
Axolotl - A Foot For Every Year: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85820
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:15:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't have to be mature...I have more than enough maturity for the both of us.
Now, I'm gonna go poop and play with it.
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Fun!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't have to be mature...I have more than enough maturity for the both of us.
Now, I'm gonna go poop and play with it.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:09:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm...seems Thorny's alter (or ghey bitch) Gank is dropping -2 bombs all over Axotol's post...coincidentally about the same time Thorny decides NOT to withdraw.
That's so bushleague.
_____________________
You are a flaming hypocrite! The Nitty/Shlongy/Sphagnum gay pride parade has been strategically negative 2ing throughout this whole fucking contest. So I'm on the wings looking in, 'cause that's about all I do on Uber anymore, and I'd just about seen the last of it. Go huddle up with your little clique, and figure out what to do next.
And I mean flaming, too. You just told Thorny to eat your ass? What, like Shlongy does? http://www.ubersite.com/m/85889 (see exposé here).
Captain Thorns, from what I can tell from his last couple reviews, is a bit of a dork. You can keep thinking I'm his alter though. That'll be fun for me.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoever said I was mature?
I know I sure didn't.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:37:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
I get the impression that Gank is Thorn's alter. True or not, I doubt that Gank is an actual user. If Captain Thorns wants back in, he can. I did what I could.
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Like I said...he's not, and I don't have any alters, but believe what you will.
And I wouldn't worry about it anyway Ax, since apparently nitty and Sphag have decided to dump all over my post to make sure that I lose the round anyway.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:27:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Forgive me, brainiac.
You log in as your alter, type 'I am not your alter'
Then it MUST be true!
Christ are you as stupid as you come off as being? Seriously? How old are you? You act like you're about 14.
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nitty - I guess you'll just have to believe me on faith when I say I don't have any alters. Honestly. I don't. Get it in your head.
I said that I wanted to drop the whole argument and move on. The fact that you keep badgering on about it doesn't lend a mature eye to yourself either, you know.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I get the impression that Gank is Thorn's alter. True or not, I doubt that Gank is an actual user. If Captain Thorns wants back in, he can. I did what I could.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Forgive me, brainiac.
You log in as your alter, type 'I am not your alter'
Then it MUST be true!
Christ are you as stupid as you come off as being? Seriously? How old are you? You act like you're about 14.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:09:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm...seems Thorny's alter (or ghey bitch) Gank is dropping -2 bombs all over Axotol's post...coincidentally about the same time Thorny decides NOT to withdraw.
That's so bushleague.
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He's not my alter - see http://www.ubersite.com/m/85761#1904163
I don't know who the hell he is.
And I *liked* Axolotl's poem, anyways.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:10:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BUMP
Shlongy - The Lounge Chair: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85878
JMG114 - Om Mani Padme Hum: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Stagger_Lee - Jack the Cutter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar - Death's Lament: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Sacrilicious - Bella Blue: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
nitty34 - Fupa-Loompa: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Wardy - Do Gorillas Have Tits?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Bubba2341 - And When I Die: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
goferforhire - The Bluest Eye: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Susie_Derkins - Need A Ride?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
simple_catalyst - Valar Morghulis: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Circe - In this sand (Villanelle) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Captain Thorns - Feng-Huang: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Axolotl - A Foot For Every Year: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm...seems Thorny's alter (or ghey bitch) Gank is dropping -2 bombs all over Axotol's post...coincidentally about the same time Thorny decides NOT to withdraw.
That's so bushleague.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:46:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
My hiatus lasted longer than that, for God's sakes.
If he's back in, so is Shlongy.
That's the rules, as I interpret them.
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I left voluntarily...as I recall, you got DQed. But whatever.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My hiatus lasted longer than that, for God's sakes.
If he's back in, so is Shlongy.
That's the rules, as I interpret them.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If Ax doesn't mind I don't have a problem with it, Thorns.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:25:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've read your poems, Thorny.
They're not unlike the pennings of a high school scapegoat, writing in a futile attempts to escape the wedgies from the football players.
You can't beat me.
Ever.
In anything.
That's called 'being cocky'
eat my ass
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With a spoon or fork, monsieur?
I've been going easy in the first few rounds...using old material of mine. Challenge accepted.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've read your poems, Thorny.
They're not unlike the pennings of a high school scapegoat, writing in a futile attempts to escape the wedgies from the football players.
You can't beat me.
Ever.
In anything.
That's called 'being cocky'
eat my ass
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:14:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:10:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M BACK, BEEYOTCHES
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OH, CAPTAIN!
MY CAPTAIN!
___________________________________________
"Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead."
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:14:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:10:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M BACK, BEEYOTCHES
=========
OH, CAPTAIN!
MY CAPTAIN!
=====================
Now THAT made me smile, and stifle a chortle.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:10:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M BACK, BEEYOTCHES
=========
OH, CAPTAIN!
MY CAPTAIN!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and I've changed my mind about the hiatus. Fuck if I'm going to let nitty and crew bully me around because of the usual asshat antics.
Yes, I may not post and review as often, but I'm not going anywhere. At least not until it gets me fired.
Time to MAN-UP
POWER +2
*breaks bricks with head*
*stomps on Goomba*
I'M BACK, BEEYOTCHES
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
O-Man: can I reneg on my withdrawal and re-enter the contest, if it's okay with Axolotl?
Just so I can laugh when I beat nitty in the final round.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-27 23:31:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-27 18:35:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
An [utter genius] just -2ed my entry.
It [bothers] me [enough], but do ratings of alters count?
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I can only assume you're referring to me. Actually, I'm not an alter. At this point, I should go Shlongy/Nitty/Sphagnum & tell you to quit whining?
SHUT UP AND FIX ME A TURKEY POT PIE!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 23:09:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tight, thanks.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-27 22:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85905
wardy - voting ends 11:59PM Eastern, 3/29.
Voting will always end the day before the next round's results are posted.
Results will always be posted on Thursdays.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 22:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i liked it bubba...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-27 19:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently all entries must be in ABAB or AABB form and not contain
any words outside of those used in normal conversation. Oh, and
don't use the standard stanza. It makes some people sick. . .
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 18:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
axo -- i think they do count, but he's been going around and getting some other posts (i think he started on nitty's.) lucky for me, he was amused by my production and gave it a +2, but i think there have been one or two that came through and hit me either on this entry or the last one...
it sucks, i know.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-27 18:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
An alter just -2ed my entry.
It doesn't bother me that much, but do ratings of alters count?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 17:55:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
when does the voting period end?? i'm in the mix!!!!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 17:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85741 --- this is the proper link
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 17:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
very clever, shlongy and nitty, putting the address for nitty's entry under my name. sure, i bet you didn't think anyone would notice. well i have and fucking shit i wish i wouldn't have had to go to class and missed the oppurtunity to do it myself.
and once again, thank you sphaggy for declaring me official runner up. i appreciate it.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-27 16:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The Shlongy/Nitty lovefest got me thinking... here's what came of it:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85889 .
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 14:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Please see links below for all pertinant entries.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 14:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:03:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
This competition is over. Circe one, it exposed Orgasmatron for the control freak idiot that he is and it made CaptainObvious shit his pants and take a temper tantrum sabattical. It also allowed Shlongy to post some shit under a new heading and it bought nitty out of hiding. I can't remember anyone else who was in it, they were all too insignificant.
EXCEPT FOR WARDY, HE CAME 2ND!
I would generally refer to it as a complete success.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy - The Lounge Chair: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85878
JMG114 - Om Mani Padme Hum: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Stagger_Lee - Jack the Cutter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar - Death's Lament: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Sacrilicious - Bella Blue: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
nitty34 - Fupa-Loompa: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Wardy - Do Gorillas Have Tits?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Bubba2341 - And When I Die: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
goferforhire - The Bluest Eye: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Susie_Derkins - Need A Ride?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
simple_catalyst - Valar Morghulis: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Circe - In this sand (Villanelle) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Captain Thorns - Feng-Huang: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Axolotl - A Foot For Every Year: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:09:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy - The Lounge Chair: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85878
JMG114 - Om Mani Padme Hum: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Stagger_Lee - Jack the Cutter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar - Death's Lament: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Sacrilicious - Bella Blue: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
nitty34 - Fupa-Loompa: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Wardy - Do Gorillas Have Tits?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Bubba2341 - And When I Die: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
goferforhire - The Bluest Eye: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Susie_Derkins - Need A Ride?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
simple_catalyst - Valar Morghulis: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Circe - In this sand (Villanelle) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Captain Thorns - Feng-Huang: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Axolotl - A Foot For Every Year: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:09:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
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JMG114 - Om Mani Padme Hum: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85781
Stagger_Lee - Jack the Cutter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85757
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar - Death's Lament: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85823
Sacrilicious - Bella Blue: http://www2.ubersite.com/m/85857
nitty34 - Fupa-Loompa: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Wardy - Do Gorillas Have Tits?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85741
Bubba2341 - And When I Die: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85844
goferforhire - The Bluest Eye: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85792
Susie_Derkins - Need A Ride?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85851
simple_catalyst - Valar Morghulis: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85856
Circe - In this sand (Villanelle) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85866
Captain Thorns - Feng-Huang: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85761
Axolotl - A Foot For Every Year: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85820
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-27 13:09:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
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JMG114 - Om Mani Padme Hum: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Stagger_Lee - Jack the Cutter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar - Death's Lament: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Sacrilicious - Bella Blue: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
nitty34 - Fupa-Loompa: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Wardy - Do Gorillas Have Tits?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Bubba2341 - And When I Die: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
goferforhire - The Bluest Eye: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Susie_Derkins - Need A Ride?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
simple_catalyst - Valar Morghulis: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Circe - In this sand (Villanelle) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Captain Thorns - Feng-Huang: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Axolotl - A Foot For Every Year: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873