I Raped Godzilla (in the penis hole) (947 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2006-03-23 15:18:50 EST
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Submitted by voodoochild (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all must agree that this is one of the crowning moments in television history
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-23 23:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This made me laugh.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-03-23 23:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dave Chapelle will always get a positive rating from Flack.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-23 23:03:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-23 22:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:12:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Incindentally, it's called a "urethra."
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ah...swampey again. Feels good to give you teh negs.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the way he laughs after he slaps Charlie Murphy.
Genius!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:11:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy's a tool
Ouch. This stinging criticism really hurts.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
doo doo
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Incindentally, it's called a "urethra."
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy's a tool
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:49:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't go ETS on us, Swampy.
We KNOW you're a coward...don't become a crybaby, too. Please, army man. No tears.
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You don't make sense, homo.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
good joke....
COOL MAN
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:49:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't go ETS on us, Swampy.
We KNOW you're a coward...don't become a crybaby, too. Please, army man. No tears.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:37:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scornednornery (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I grinned.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:21:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
I really think you need to post more often. you're SO clever and talented.
Go for 8 times a day, CluckCluck.
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You know, if you read enough Shlongy posts and reviews, you can almost see the 11-year-old behind the keyboard.
I have a theory. The Shlongy story is real, there's just too much associated goofball proof on the internet to say he's fake. However, the cluckcluck comments (amongst hundreds of other grade school cutdowns) make me want to think Shlongy has a young child who pretends to be his daddy online.
Is it possible for a 40-something-year-old man to REALLY be on here, lusting after young boys and threatening anyone who dares cross him? Come on, acne cutdowns, coward cutdowns, threats of violence, etc., etc. - that's not something a sane adult does.
So, Shlongy, you're either a Michael Jackson style wacko, or you're just not you.
Oh wait, people have met you. So much for my theory. You're just an idiot.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:21:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
I really think you need to post more often. you're SO clever and talented.
Go for 8 times a day, CluckCluck.
And that Rick James shit is tired...
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahah
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I really think you need to post more often. you're SO clever and talented.
Go for 8 times a day, CluckCluck.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment