Top 5 most badass Mortal Kombat characters (1574 hits)
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Submitted by HH (View user info) at 2006-03-23 18:18:11 EST
Because Mortal Kombat is such a badass game, I felt that it was high time that people realize who the top 5 MK characters are.
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Submitted by Still-Life (user info) at 2006-05-07 03:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yes scorpion rapes all.
Scorpion + Kenshi = ownage. Reptile gets a mention because of his early MK ownage.
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-07 02:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Raiden, Stryker, and Jax are the only good Mortal Kombat characters.
If you take the words "fuck", "fucking", and "shit" out of this post there would be no humor.
Submitted by emordnilaP (user info) at 2006-05-07 02:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2006-05-07 01:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto no Noob Saibot -2
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant 2, sorry.
Submitted by Billos (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wheres the mention of noob saibot, he was awesome!
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
[my experience with MKII]
Baraka was cool as hell, but he was too slow & didn't have a good ranged attack. He wasn't even close to the sweetness that is Rayden (Raiden).
It was difficult to do, but I loved the Shang Tsung -> Subzero finishing freeze, then back to Shang Tsung, then Shang Tsung -> Liu Kang for the Dragon fatality.
Kitana had some ridiculous combinations. Can she get honorable mention? There's no chicks on your list!
Submitted by scornednornery (user info) at 2006-03-24 10:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, um, why no mention of Liu Kang? You racist or something? Huh? Huh?
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-03-24 09:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fucking awesome.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-03-24 05:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
dude it's been said a shitload of times below,
even by the man-god bart...
NO FUCKEN RAIDEN??? WTF MOFO!!??
Submitted by kimberly (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NEEDS MORE RAYDEN!
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's been said before, but I'll say it again; where the fuck is Raiden?!
That almost earned you a +1, but I'm just glad you actually put out a decent post.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-03-24 01:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha fuckin a
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-24 01:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:57:44 (#)
Ranking: -1
Wait a minute? Where's Raiden and Smoke?
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Fuck, I can't hurt your rating because I forgot raiden too.
"*IM CHOPPPPING BROCCLIIIII*" that is actually what he said.
*denotes bad computer/asian impersonation of sounds
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-24 01:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
wait a minute? where the fuck is Solid Snake.
fuck this shit.
oh and for the record, Sub-Zero is the greatest MK character of all time.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:57:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Wait a minute? Where's Raiden and Smoke?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was never good at this game, and I could rock people with scorpion. Gotta love the transport an spear trick.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more list.
what about raiden? johnny cage? jax? etc.? was etc. a character? FUCK!
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-23 23:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've realized nastalgia appealing to 30+ males seems to be the big seller on this site...
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-23 22:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You got 3 and 4 all kinds of wrong but number 1 is so right it doesn't even matter.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-23 21:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I always had Baraka at #1, but yeah, that's a badass list you've got there.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-23 20:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jax?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-23 20:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I'm +2ing this without Rayden...
HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE RAYDEN? JESUS.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-23 20:15:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was prepared to Meh, 0 this, then you came back with Scorpion.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-03-23 20:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:40:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:52:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
GRUNT OF APPROVAL
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btw- Shao Kahn kicks your ass, as do:
GORO
MOTARO
and....
stryker...
HARHAR
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Kintaro would stomp Motaro's horsey-ass and shit Stryker out shortly afterwards, but Shao Kahn would butch-fuck them all, utilizing Goro as the ultimate dildo (he has many large fingers).
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-03-23 20:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, I can agree with this. Scorpion is definitely number one (although I would've put Raiden in there somewhere).
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.
NOw this is a total 180 from the first post I saw from you.
Kick.
Ass.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:40:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:52:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
GRUNT OF APPROVAL
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btw- Shao Kahn kicks your ass, as do:
GORO
MOTARO
and....
stryker...
HARHAR
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK
YES
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another for knocking my post off the board, you bastard.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I never understood why those guys just didn't get along
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was all set to -2 another dogshit HH post, until:
I read it.
I liked it.
It inspired a Bloodsport comment.
Reptile.
Submitted by Paddles (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Bicycle Kick.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot Shlong-Li, who fatalities his opponents with golf balls - FLAWLESS VICTORY
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GRUNT OF APPROVAL
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Teephphah:
Haha I'm glad you liked it, MK is a great series, I'd love to play against your Reptile with my Sub-Zero, I've wasted many quarters mastering my skills....
many, many quarters.
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, Average Dan is correct. Raiden rules. He is second only to Reptile.
Submitted by LoneWolf (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scorpion is by far my favorite character, of any of the games.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me begin by saying that this was good ALL THE WAY THROUGH, *BUT* (note to self: when typing in all caps for emphasis is no longer sufficient, and you must then begin adding asterii to imply bolding of text, you have a real, serious problem.) the final line of "When I grow up I want to be Scorpion" nailed the ever living shit out of the +2 and B@W recommendation.
ALL OF THAT being said, Baraka pretty much sucks donkey dick and I'm surprised that you even had the nerve to mention Wolverine in your discussion of this cheap-ass rip-off of this character. Also, Reptile rules all. I will destroy anyone with Reptile. He's the Chun-Li of MK.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Raiden is my favorite, but this post was fucking sweeT!
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Finish Him!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
sorry, but without rayden i can't give this a +2
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me enjarculate myself in pleasure. So +2 cause this was so good I now have to break out the stain remover.
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go Mortal Kombat!!!
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:21:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
what about smoke?
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It was between Smoke or Sub-Zero, but I'm partial to SZ.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool. i LOVED mk!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what about smoke?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, this was funny...