SPT Canis Greekus (745 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.65 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by I've got a 12 inch Dick and a dozen Roses. (View user info) at 2006-03-23 19:12:27 EST
Coming at you from Athens
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-24 17:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, that sounds right
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-24 17:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well shit a dick on fucking tit jizz jam
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-04-21 12:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Happy birthday!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-03-27 00:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:32:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU KNOW, IM NOT THE ONLY GREEK AROUND HERE
YEAH IM LOOKIN AT YOU, BIGMIKE
I'm half greek. The half that doesn't have teh buttseks.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And a pickup truck. Hubba hubba hubba, hey.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-03-23 22:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:35:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
And now a Greek Joke
What is the difference between a Greek and a Jew?
Money
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I take offense. Seriously. You may not have noticed, but my last name is Parthemos. I'll sick Zeus on your ass, bitch.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate you
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:35:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Blow me, "chief."
In case you didn't notice, I -2ed this SHIT POST 3 times now.
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Ah the Paint-camwhore boy had his feelings hurt? This IS a shitpost, but it's not SPT. Those should make me laugh. This was just a steaming pile of crap.
And you're supposed to -2 or zero rate your own posts dipshit. Proper form and whatnot.
Here I'll give it the rating it deserves.
They don't matter you know? Ratings I mean.
What a little bitch you are. Don't even have the talent to pull off a shit post properly. Man.
Your quick and angry response made me feel bad cause it let me know how much your feelings were hurt. Sorry I hurt your feelings little guy. I'll never do it again, OK? I promise.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
finally
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:35:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Blow me, "chief."
In case you didn't notice, I -2ed this SHIT POST 3 times now.
And now a Greek Joke
What is the difference between a Greek and a Jew?
Money
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoopty frickin doo!!
This was a poor, poor attempt at SPT.
This is the last time I'm going to say this people.
SPT is now an artform in it's own right.
The proper SPT will carefully weigh the present mood of the Uber audience. Taking into consideration any bandwagons that have recently been on the front page, the heat posts of the day, and the whipping boy of the moment. You must carefully juxtapose the content, or lack thereof against these variables.
Subtlety is the key with a proper SPT.
Ha Ha Rabbit?
Only an accomplished player can pull off the bunny. Look to Fartsmellers attempts down this path.
Emu?
Emu is barely ever acceptable. Only try and use the emu if you really know what you are doing.
Contentless hate post for another user is the best route to go for the inexperienced/talentless shit poster.
Never ever ever post a picture that doesn't tie back to the above mentioned variables or without a title that doesn't tie back to those options. Even usage of a filename to do this is acceptable, as the subtlety of this approach is often rewarded once that first observant user reviews with the simple comment 'filename'
You have done a grave disservice to SPT with this post. The biggest problem is that you even knew it.
You had the Method connection with the title you used, and yet, you let the opportunity slip away. You could have put his head on one of the dogs. Or on both of them, as another reference to the alter allegations that fly around.
Or a filename or the title, that way you wouldn't have to corrupt the picture that you choose.
Any title would have done the trick...
I can't go on, I'm simply far too upset by this.
I'm sorry.
This post just doesn't live up to my expectations of what a shit post should be.
You get a zero since it IS Thursday and this actually was shit.
Try harder next time, don't disappoint me again, OK chief?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU KNOW, IM NOT THE ONLY GREEK AROUND HERE
YEAH IM LOOKIN AT YOU, BIGMIKE
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Probably the one on the left with the pained expression on his face.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Which one is the catcher?...I mean, Method?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Ew.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
That's fucking HAWT!
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
<insert obvious Method joke>