SPT - Don't fuck with ETS (1043 hits)
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Submitted by Indoninja (View user info) at 2006-03-24 00:20:51 EST
DO NOT FUCK WITH ETS!
I used to be pretty.
I thought he couldn't hurt me, he doesn't know where I live.
I used to vote republican, and knock over recyle bins, and steal from charities, NO MORE!!!
Not becaue I wanted to change, but because he made me!!!
He tried to reason, but I laughed....
and then
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/electrictoothsyndrome/I_would_not_do_that_if_I_were_you.jpg
Now look at me! I have seen the light, but am scarred, save yourselves, repent!!!
I am injured in body, but pure in soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:21:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:15:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-24 14:27:58 (#)
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No Comment
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Interesting point.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-24 14:27:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-24 14:14:41 EST (#)
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she wants a big wedding doesn't she. that's the only reason to wait that damn long. stupid girly wedding plans. wait or is she knocked up and wants to wait and lose the baby weight. do you have supersperm?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-24 13:30:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-24 13:00:00 (#)
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and then i had to come back and +2, cuz man, i love you. no really i looooove you.
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I have a year until I am hitched.
The swelling has gone down, and the scars make me look more rugged.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-24 13:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and then i had to come back and +2, cuz man, i love you. no really i looooove you.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:24:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-03-24 01:10:20 (#)
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Just because of the picture.
Dude... Thats pretty fucking badass.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:19:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-24 04:27:56 (#)
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...
So what really happened, you own a motorbike or something?
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Close.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:07:52 EST (#)
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it looks like something tried to eat a face and that made me smile.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:00:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:45:48 (#)
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This is like ETSPT
ELECTRIC TOOTH SYNDROME POST THURSDAY!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:51:03 EST (#)
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http://www.nymethod.com/ets.html
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:35:42 EST (#)
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Those nails can only be found on guitar players that don't use pics or people who snort coke out of their thumbnails. Either way, disturbing. But I guess he plays guitar.
Is ETS a ceremonical magician? That's some athame.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:28:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-24 08:02:14 (#)
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You know what my favorite thing is about that picture?
The fingernails. Those are not "sane person" fingernails.
I've heard that basic hygiene is one of the first things to go.
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Those finger nails are blessed by the gods, look at how easily they cut through my sinful flesh.
They don't show lack of hygene, they show your lack of faith, be warned bother!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-24 09:26:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-24 04:17:34 (#)
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Sorry.
Sphagnum was looking in a mirror while typing, didn't realize he said that.
He apologizes.
Well, it looks like he's apologizing...
He just went back to slobbing off ETS.
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HAHAHAHA!
It's funny because you're a fat headed idiot.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-24 09:10:43 EST (#)
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it looks as if you are missing a good chunk of your dome there man.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-24 08:38:47 EST (#)
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From now on I am automatically -2ing any post dealing with ETS conspiracy theories.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-24 08:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what my favorite thing is about that picture?
The fingernails. Those are not "sane person" fingernails.
I've heard that basic hygiene is one of the first things to go.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-24 06:45:39 EST (#)
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http://www.nymethod.com/images/ets.jpg
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-24 04:27:56 EST (#)
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...
So what really happened, you own a motorbike or something? Took PCP and tried to have a shave?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-24 04:17:34 EST (#)
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Sorry.
Sphagnum was looking in a mirror while typing, didn't realize he said that.
He apologizes.
Well, it looks like he's apologizing...
He just went back to slobbing off ETS.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-24 04:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off, idiot.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:11:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:06:20 (#)
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What the fuck is with your face, bitch?
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Our lord ETS has judged me...
and I have been found lacking.
take care lest you end up the same....
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:06:20 EST (#)
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What the fuck is with your face, bitch?
Submitted by Sheba (user info) at 2006-03-24 01:28:46 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-03-24 01:10:20 EST (#)
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Just because of the picture.
Dude... Thats pretty fucking badass.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-24 01:06:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:38:42 (#)
Ranking: -1
-2 Not SPT anymore....
+1 Scar picture, thats fucking incredible.
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I was about to call you a dumb fucking foreigner, and lecture you about Uber base time, but then I realized I am the retard who posted too late.
fuck.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it. I laughed.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:46:29 EST (#)
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HAHA!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:45:48 EST (#)
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This is like ETSPT
ELECTRIC TOOTH SYNDROME POST THURSDAY!
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
-2 Not SPT anymore....
+1 Scar picture, thats fucking incredible.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:28:15 EST (#)
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ets broke my cherry
....and he wasn't gentle, like he said he would be.
:(
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:26:02 EST (#)
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yes, it is a wound of penence given to me by our prophet ETS, when my sins are forgiven, the swelling will go down.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:25:39 EST (#)
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hahahahhahahahahaha
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:21:55 EST (#)
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I don't know if you're aware of this, but there seems to be some sort of small mountain growing out the front of your head.