The FuPa -- Do Gorillas Have Tits? And other super awesome life questions... (2359 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.27 on 121 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-03-24 03:55:39 EST
For the most part, up until this point God has looked down on my life with a considerable amount of disdain. I mean, it wasn't but twenty-two years ago he shot his wad off into the cosmos and gave me life, and up until this point I've accomplished little more than tying my shoes and learning the best way to getting ketchup out of glass bottles.
That being said, your expectations for the following Flash animation should be considerably low, but I figured I'd warn you anyways.
Enjoy.
(There is sound to the piece, so if you don't want to disturb others, please mute your speakers. Hooray for us!)
bees in my tummy is no good for me.swf (1 MB) [application/x-shockwave-flash]
User Reviews
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-10-13 17:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i love this post.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-09-03 15:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
of all the posts i've done, i think this one is my favorite.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why this popped into my head the other day, but I had to come back and see it. My original +1 was contest-relevant. If posted for any other reason, what shandy said four reviews below me is accurate (+2 on a million reviews).
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-06-20 14:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this should have been the automatic champion and should be noted in every future contest as the gold standard for what fupa artists should be aspiring towards. god i'm fucking awesome...
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-28 20:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I AINT NO ALTER
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-07 04:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahhhhhhhhhhh... can anyone write this paper for me?!?!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-03-30 22:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks to the new computer, i can now acatually see this!
splendid stuff
the absurdity of the ratings system is demonstrated by the fact that this is not 2 on ten million reviews
thokugh it was a bit dark, perhaps my monitor is set a bit dark
that is problem with online art such as this - the difference in monitors etc
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, who cares? Even if eliminated I'm still poeticizing a verse or three for round trae.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I need to even the playing field a little.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-28 12:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're getting way too far ahead.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2006-03-27 18:08:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
something tells me the two of you were paired together on purpose for this round...
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 17:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
based on the rating scores, no sir it is not. but i am humbled by your admiration.
and jay, i'm glad the skeeting is making you laugh... i think that was my favorite part, pretty much that whole last stanza... yeah...
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-03-27 17:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is waaay better than nitty's effort.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-27 14:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The skeet skeet skeet still kills me...
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
of course i care thorns, why else would i have joined the contest in the first place?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:26:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
thorns! have a fucking man-pair and hold your own! your damn need for acceptance from a total stranger just gave him a bigger edge on me dammit! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME RIGHT NOW?!?!? OH FUCK IT!!!!!!
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Acceptance my ass. I could give a flying fuck. Apparently this contest means more to you than you claimed?
Geesh. Fine. *I* don't care if I move on to round 3 or not. Since apparently you do, have a +2 to make my rating a 1.5 and let's move on.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:33:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha... you sir are a comedic genius, which is why i dreaded this match up so early in the competition... i think we would've made a great final...
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:28:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe this will help retard the flamers
get it?
retard?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
point of fact, sir, you are winning at the moment...
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't even see this.
Fucking awesome.
Unreal.
I lose.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 08:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'd like everyone to notice the review below. see that? yeah, that's how tight i am. bitches flock to this shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 08:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't believe I even have to read this...
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-26 22:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, oh i'm not upset at the contest or orgasmo or anything. most of my sarcasm is probably lost through the translation of 10 pt arial font, which sucks. i wasn't mad about the ratings of the post, i just didn't think that people followed my reasoning for why the poetry sounded sub par, because it was designed to. i can write decent poetry, i've won a few contests and been published a few times, i just felt like some people were giving me low marks because i'd either given their poetry low ratings or they just didn't like the fact that i'd chosen a medium to present my poetry that actually interested the rest of uber.
but i'm not salty or mad or anything along those lines with the contest. i'm just fucking around and trying to make everything more light hearted by being a huge dork. sorry about the confusion...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-26 22:23:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-26 22:02:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
sacrililililicious, i've always been taking this very seriously. can't you tell by my awesome submissions?
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Wardy- I've only been following your stuff recently, and I think you'll find what rate I tend to rate highly. This poem didn't happen to do it for some of us that were rating it on your poem- who tend to be those of us in the comp- who were looking to rate that content. Others are rating it as any other post, in which case it totally works, that's all. You just seem to have some angst over that fact that some contestants weren't impressed with it. I just don't know where your ill will for the competition itself stems from. No hard feelings- I look forward to your future posts.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-26 22:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sacrililililicious, i've always been taking this very seriously. can't you tell by my awesome submissions?
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-26 20:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wanna hear something sad wardy, this is above you http://www.ubersite.com/m/85810. Partially my responsibility, sorry.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-26 20:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-26 20:28:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
poetry on most heated? with a positive rating? the only other time i've seen this was with orgasmo and his thanksgiving poem, and clearly this is way, way more awesome.
you hear that orgasmo? that's footsteps. i'm coming for you and your silly contest...
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You should pay more attention, Wardy. Poetry's been on heated plenty of times.
But OH NOES! Your threat- sounds like you're taking this all very seriously now. Interesting.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-26 20:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
poetry on most heated? with a positive rating? the only other time i've seen this was with orgasmo and his thanksgiving poem, and clearly this is way, way more awesome.
you hear that orgasmo? that's footsteps. i'm coming for you and your silly contest...
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-26 19:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Read my reply to your comment http://www.ubersite.com/m/85844#1902543
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-26 19:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what can i say, i like to keep people on their toes. you never know what's coming next!!!!!!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-26 19:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Never before have i said 'what the fuck' with such sincerity
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-26 18:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Read my reply to your comment http://www.ubersite.com/m/85844#1902460
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-26 16:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85844
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-26 16:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lefty is gone. His posts are gone. Hey there, Wardmeister, go rate my
frickin' post. . .
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-26 16:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Leftwingandunafraid (user info) at 2006-03-26 14:06:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
When are they going to ban me. How much do I have to stick it to you puss heads before the administrators take action??
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-26 14:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, thanks. it wasn't a big deal, i figured it was accidental. i still love you, no matter what.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-26 14:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This should repair the damage. Sorry.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-26 14:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I won't blame the scroll wheel; I'm just an idiot. Ask Lefty.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-26 14:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-26 14:06:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
bubba! why'd you give me a -2??????
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FUCK ME! I apologize!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-26 14:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nobody does it better than ets...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-26 14:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, bart is probably playing frisbee golf or some other dirty hippie sport right now.
I'm guessing around midnight, at which point ALL your hard work in -2bombing will go for naught as you're banned and all your ratings are deemed pointless and come SCREAMING off of all the posts.
I love watching people flame out, I really do.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-26 14:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
touche, ferret. haven't seen you around these parts for awhile...
Submitted by ferret (user info) at 2006-03-26 14:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-26 11:53:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
of course gorillas have tits... they're mammals!
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So, dophins have tits too...?
<snip>...dolphins don't have breasts. The females do have two or four mammary slits either side of their genital slit, on the ventral side of their tail. </snip>
I'm not sure that's true of not; it's hard to google such a theroy.
Submitted by Leftwingandunafraid (user info) at 2006-03-26 14:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
When are they going to ban me. How much do I have to stick it to you puss heads before the administrators take action??
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-26 14:06:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bubba! why'd you give me a -2??????
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-26 13:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's going the distance.
He's going for speeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
He's all alone (ALL ALONE) and I think I just peeeeeeed.
Submitted by Leftwingandunafraid (user info) at 2006-03-26 13:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-26 13:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wardy, you might want to check your post again. He hit me once more.
I think he will be gone by Monday.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-26 13:37:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my fucking GOD.
Wardy, you sir...
I can't even describe...
You're just...
Just...
WOWSA.
Submitted by Leftwingandunafraid (user info) at 2006-03-26 13:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wardy and Bubba, how's the special ed class? The dumbest fucks I've ever seen on a message board.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-26 13:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To balance out the lying, wannabe sarcasm master. . .
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-26 13:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh noes! the stupid noob gave me a retaliatory -2!!!! oh dear me...
Submitted by Leftwingandunafraid (user info) at 2006-03-26 13:04:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-26 11:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
of course gorillas have tits... they're mammals!
Submitted by cascade (user info) at 2006-03-25 22:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well? Do they? Where's the fucking answer?
Hee hee. Billy Crystal is a gay.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 22:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Competition?...http://www.ubersite.com/m/85821...maybe...but probably not
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-25 22:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 FUPA is gay.
+4 Wardy.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-25 18:31:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
it's because of the gay poetry people... they all suck...
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-03-25 17:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This should have a much higher score.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-25 17:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, i try not to disappoint...
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 17:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Both: Hooray! Hooray!
Hooray for us!
Now take your hand
Touch my penis!
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Thats awesome!!!HaHaHa!!!
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 16:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-25 16:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that is hilarious, and whatnot.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-25 13:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops. I think I'm gonna go back to bed.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-25 13:56:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-25 05:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well that 's i okay because i have a non broken one and ti works just fine, man, so you can borrow it but only if you bpromise to give it back cause it's my only cpy..............
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-25 05:39:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my flash player is broken
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-25 05:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if you're super stupid be super awesome, that' s what i say even when you're bing dumb1!!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-25 05:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i cannot watch this in good conscious
(yes that missppellling was on poirpose)
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2006-03-24 21:23:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the fupa people are awful salty, huh?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 17:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
we are all god's children, my friend...
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-03-24 14:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"I mean, it wasn't but twenty-two years ago [God] shot his wad off into the cosmos and gave me life..."
Is your name Jesus?
I would expect A LOT more from God's offspring, ya fuckwad.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-24 14:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-24 14:47:21 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd argue a little bit with this statement.
The presentation of the language is important. That's where various poetry structures come from. They are forms of presentation, nothing more. wardy chose a completely different manner of presentation than was possible when various forms and styles were adopted. He's an originator, an innovator, a creative genius... maybe not. But the manner he presented this piece made it rather enjoyable.
I would say the same argument goes for his haiku post. The haiku were only funny when presented with the pictures. Otherwise they would have been fairly bad and fallen flat on their own merits.
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I don't disagree, scourge. Presentation can make a difference. But when presentation overshadows actual content, it doesn't warrant higher ratings for the content that is meant to be judged, in my opinion. And your haiku comment reflects mine pretty well. If I felt the presentation was uacceptable, then I would have mentioned it when I was the first person to comment on the hub post.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-24 14:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:52:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
If its hits and ratings you're talking about, this post would have been a +2. But you decided to enter this comp ON THE MERITS OF YOUR ATTEMPT AT POETRY. Your poem doesn't warrant a good rating, in my opinion. This was a creative idea and you took time to execute it, but that's not what I'm rating you on, because YOU CHOSE TO ENTER A CONTEST ON WHICH YOU WOULD BE RATED ON YOUR ATTEMPT AT POETRY, not your ability to create a flash file or google funny pictures. I'm not a poet, and I entered too. Yay for us. I rated your haikus accordingly because they were funny; I wasn't at all impressed with this poem, so I'm rating it as "worth reading", at best.
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I'd argue a little bit with this statement.
The presentation of the language is important. That's where various poetry structures come from. They are forms of presentation, nothing more. wardy chose a completely different manner of presentation than was possible when various forms and styles were adopted. He's an originator, an innovator, a creative genius... maybe not. But the manner he presented this piece made it rather enjoyable.
I would say the same argument goes for his haiku post. The haiku were only funny when presented with the pictures. Otherwise they would have been fairly bad and fallen flat on their own merits.
I'm just saying.
To me this was only worth about a 1, wardy, because I didn't like the flow of it all that well.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-24 14:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 13:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not whining, just noticing hypocrisy, that's all...
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dr. Seuss is written for kids. Presumably, your poem is written for adults (if not then you're a pervert). And this is a contest between adults. A POETRY contest.
I still gave it a 1, 'cause I'm a fan of multimedia, and this was pretty original. But would you please stop whining when people give you less than a 2?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:38:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
face it, you guys are all a little uptight about the fact that i've rejected your formal poetry notions and in the first round did haikus with pictures. a bunch of people that weren't in the contest gave me +2's and now i've found a way to do it again. fuck, method rated this post and gave it a +2... how many did he give out on your other pieces of shit? you guys are just worried that i evolved with the audience of uber and within the confines of the contest, and that your shit attempts at creating masterful poetry are getting overshadowed.
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No.
I just didn't enjoy this.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:38:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
so green eggs and ham is brilliant work without the imagery presented with it?
face it, you guys are all a little uptight about the fact that i've rejected your formal poetry notions and in the first round did haikus with pictures. a bunch of people that weren't in the contest gave me +2's and now i've found a way to do it again. fuck, method rated this post and gave it a +2... how many did he give out on your other pieces of shit? you guys are just worried that i evolved with the audience of uber and within the confines of the contest, and that your shit attempts at creating masterful poetry are getting overshadowed.
well tough luck, douchey mcdouche. you cannot deny the awesomeness of this production. because it is just that, awesome.
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If its hits and ratings you're talking about, this post would have been a +2. But you decided to enter this comp ON THE MERITS OF YOUR ATTEMPT AT POETRY. Your poem doesn't warrant a good rating, in my opinion. This was a creative idea and you took time to execute it, but that's not what I'm rating you on, because YOU CHOSE TO ENTER A CONTEST ON WHICH YOU WOULD BE RATED ON YOUR ATTEMPT AT POETRY, not your ability to create a flash file or google funny pictures. I'm not a poet, and I entered too. Yay for us. I rated your haikus accordingly because they were funny; I wasn't at all impressed with this poem, so I'm rating it as "worth reading", at best.
"Does anyone else hear "Shitfuck is a legend" when they read the comment I'm responding to?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah..what he said!
(Whatever the hell it was that he said)
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so green eggs and ham is brilliant work without the imagery presented with it?
face it, you guys are all a little uptight about the fact that i've rejected your formal poetry notions and in the first round did haikus with pictures. a bunch of people that weren't in the contest gave me +2's and now i've found a way to do it again. fuck, method rated this post and gave it a +2... how many did he give out on your other pieces of shit? you guys are just worried that i evolved with the audience of uber and within the confines of the contest, and that your shit attempts at creating masterful poetry are getting overshadowed.
well tough luck, douchey mcdouche. you cannot deny the awesomeness of this production. because it is just that, awesome.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
O-kay.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh I get it. I just don't think that the writing here stands on its own.
"Oh the Places You'll Go" doesn't need the art to make itself effective.
Shel Silverstein's "Where the Sidewalk Ends" doesn't need a drawing to validate its words.
Is this video funny? Sure. Is the writing good? No.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so dr. seuss had funny pictures to go with his silly rhymes because they were sub-par? no, the rhymes were a reflection of the imagery, and when put together made timeless classics. not to say that this is an instant classic, but now do you get the idea????
nevermind...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Easy there...all I presented were two possible explanations for the video. I didn't subscribe to one.
Even if I did, it's not like I suggested that all of your writing is sub-par. Just this particular example
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sub-par?!?!? SUB-PAR!?!?!?!?! THIS COMING FROM JOHN KEATS HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'll give you some real shit next round, you condescending faggot...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the fuck doesn orgasmo think he is...Rex Reed?
Actually, he might be...I think I heard the lisp.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:12:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Needed more content, and less gimmick.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
On one hand you can argue that the video helped present the poem in a creative way.
On the other you can argue that the video was a distraction created to help conceal the fact that your writing was sub-par.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey orgasmo, i don't have to play by the rules, i just make them.
oh wait, that's your job....
but i guess if i would've had some mind-blowing lines into the characters psyche i'd have gotten at least a 1.5, right? well, i guess they can't all be winners. so much for the production!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:55:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is only in response to your poem. I'm not going to judge the video (though I will say it's pretty funny...great job with that, you random loon).
Your meter is all over the place. For someone who was just critical of another writer for not keeping a tight structure while rhyming, you think you'd be a little more on top of this.
Here's my suggestion - SHUT THE FUCK UP, WADSWORTH.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shlongy! you've missed the best part then! the best part is in the words, man! IN THE WORDS!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT IS WHAT POETRY IS ALL ABOUT THE WORDS!?!?!?!?!?!?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is only in response to your poem. I'm not going to judge the video (though I will say it's pretty funny...great job with that, you random loon).
Your meter is all over the place. For someone who was just critical of another writer for not keeping a tight structure while rhyming, you think you'd be a little more on top of this.
The story - the text - is ridiculous (of course), but though funny in its randomness it simply falls flat with me.
I'll provide the poem for anyone who doesn't feel like scrolling.
Cyrstal: Hello today
Friend Gregory
Would you mind,
A question to thee?
Gregory: Hey there pal
Partner Billy
I would not mind
Your questioning me!
Crystal: Good! Good!
Oh faithful pal
For this question is not easy,
Not easy at all!
Gregory: Well go ahead then
My light-skinned friend
Ask me your riddle
Ask me ten!
Crystal: Well, Gregory
You see it's like this
Do you think that
Gorillas have tits?
Gregory: .....
Crystal: Indeed, indeed
It is a conundrum
For if they do
Could we suck on them?
Gregory: ....
Crystal: Ow! My friend!
You've stopped right fast!
I've banged my forehead
And bumped my ass!
Gregory: Friend Billy
I do not know
How to answer your question
I do know, however
That you're gay
And that is a problem
Crystal: But Gregory, oh Gregory!
Remember the times?
Remember back when
Our stars were aligned?
Gregory: I will never forget
Mr. Billy, our tryst
How could I forget?
Your sweet yellow tits!
Crystal: Well then, my friend
Good friend, Gregory
Can I ask you this:
Would you die for me?
Jimmy Smits: Dear God!
They're at it again
Those two damn homos
And their silly questions!
Gregory: A good idea
Jimmy the Smits-Mexicano,
Would be to shut your mouth
And make me a taco!
Gregory: Back to your request
Billy the Jew
Would I lay down my life,
Would I do that for you?
Gregory: Death, they say
Is God's little trick
To show you who's boss
And end your shtick
Crystal: But then, I guess
If this is the truth
Then God does exist
And death is life anew!
Gregory: Well then, Billy
Since the end is not death
I would forsake myself
To save your stinky breath!
Both: Hooray! Hooray!
Hooray for us!
Now take your hand
Touch my penis!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do you have an updated version of flash? that's the only thing i could think of... i'm on the library computer right now, and it works here, and others have seen the words too... i guess i don't know what to tell you, coleslaw man...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The text never came up on my screen either...
But that didn't stop me from giving this post the props and accolades it so richly deserves!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it plays for me fine, i see all the words...
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I had the same problem as Axolotl. Is the text of the poem in the flash? 'Cause there's text at first to introduce the "movie" and the actors, but then it's just screenshot transitions.
I read the poem below, so I'm guessing I should be seeing it during the flash? Or was I supposed to read it while I watched?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:36:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Rejecting Islam is insulting God. We will not allow God to be humiliated. This man must die," said cleric Abdul Raoulf. --- this is the most ridiculous statement ever in the history of ever.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i. am. the fucking man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Poetry blows, but as a fan and defender of Shlongyism, I will lead you to FUPA victory with a barrage of +2's, even for random shit like this!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Umm...
+0 for the poem, which wasn't that impressive
+2 for posting it in a creative way
Which averages out to a 1
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have no idea what all that meant, catalyst... but something tells me you're angry that i put it into a production?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 10:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
uhhh... thanks for the zero??
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-24 10:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
or i suppose if i could have read the fucking poem as i watched the fucking video...
cunt.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-24 09:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if this wasn't posted as FUPA i would give you a +2.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 09:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
glall -- you son of a bitch... you're in luck, but it's only because my late dead uncle friend left me thirty-one thousand pennies when he died. yeah, it sounds like a lot but really it only turns out to being like three million dollars or something, which isn't all that much considering he invented ice cream. i'll pay your damn work cable bill, but only if they accept pennies because i took all my pennies ot the bank and they said it would take forever to change all that change into paper money. well i said no shit sherlock, i just want dollar bills, not you changing the laws of physics. but either way, i have class now. i'll be back in like an hour or something close to that.
love,
wardy.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-03-24 09:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know i'm at work, wardy, YOU KNOW IT. I had to break wind (rules?) to view this. I'll be sending you my cable bill, which I expect for you to pay for three months, as compensation. I just got the hockey sports package, so I hope you picked up some extra hours doing nothing.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 09:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
axolotlolololol --- billy crystal and some black guy?!?!?!?! some black guy?!!?! SOME BLACK GUY!?!?? THAT'S GREGORY HINES YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 09:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
don't worry about it, sam... i got it all taken care of...
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2006-03-24 09:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wait... how is this not poetry?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 09:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cyrstal: Hello today
Friend Gregory
Would you mind,
A question to thee?
Gregory: Hey there pal
Partner Billy
I would not mind
Your questioning me!
Crystal: Good! Good!
Oh faithful pal
For this question is not easy,
Not easy at all!
Gregory: Well go ahead then
My light-skinned friend
Ask me your riddle
Ask me ten!
Crystal: Well, Gregory
You see it's like this
Do you think that
Gorillas have tits?
Gregory: .....
Crystal: Indeed, indeed
It is a conundrum
For if they do
Could we suck on them?
Gregory: ....
Crystal: Ow! My friend!
You've stopped right fast!
I've banged my forehead
And bumped my ass!
Gregory: Friend Billy
I do not know
How to answer your question
I do know, however
That you're gay
And that is a problem
Crystal: But Gregory, oh Gregory!
Remember the times?
Remember back when
Our stars were aligned?
Gregory: I will never forget
Mr. Billy, our tryst
How could I forget?
Your sweet yellow tits!
Crystal: Well then, my friend
Good friend, Gregory
Can I ask you this:
Would you die for me?
Jimmy Smits: Dear God!
They're at it again
Those two damn homos
And their silly questions!
Gregory: A good idea
Jimmy the Smits-Mexicano,
Would be to shut your mouth
And make me a taco!
Gregory: Back to your request
Billy the Jew
Would I lay down my life,
Would I do that for you?
Gregory: Death, they say
Is God's little trick
To show you who's boss
And end your shtick
Crystal: But then, I guess
If this is the truth
Then God does exist
And death is life anew!
Gregory: Well then, Billy
Since the end is not death
I would forsake myself
To save your stinky breath!
Both: Hooray! Hooray!
Hooray for us!
Now take your hand
Touch my penis!
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this is for you nerds that are saying this isn't poetry... fucking shit...
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2006-03-24 09:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i laughed out loud.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 09:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
are you kidding me??
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-24 08:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There's no poetry. I watched for about two or three minutes, and there was nothing but Billy Crystal and a black guy.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-24 06:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Works for me.
-Dave
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-24 06:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that was funny
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-24 06:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahahaaaaaa.
Random nonsense always goes down well.
Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-03-24 05:41:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
megalol.
Submitted by voodoochild (user info) at 2006-03-24 04:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOVIN IT!!!!!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
holy shit.... it fucking worked....