A short abstract poem (595 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: -0.45 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Alex DeWitt (View user info) at 2006-03-24 06:19:11 EST
A cheestring a day keeps health and vitality away.
A bromide and iodine cocktail keeps monkeys guts at bay.
Dearly beloved we are gathered here today...
To do the rigga bombastic,
Make love to a spastic and wibble-
Til a dribble bend his legs like elastic.
West side
Or a shelter hewn from wildebeest hide?
Perhaps this is the fate for all who have died.
See the marmoset
See him cry
Flavour enhancers sprayed
Upon the flesh of grapes
That bitch needs to be spayed
Shoot the fish as he escapes
From the sea
I need a wee.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-24 18:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You rule!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-24 17:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
masterpiece!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-24 14:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your drunken-monkey-fist style kung fu is the best!
Sorry, did I say 'kung fu'? I meant 'typing'. My bad.
Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-03-24 10:35:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
looks like we have something in common then
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Submitted by yourwitness (user info) at 2005-08-09 21:43:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
shlongy is a gay
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Submitted by Poorbusker (user info) at 2005-07-29 00:41:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU SUCK AT LIFE YOU CUNT
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Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-07-14 21:25:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid as fuck as usual... I thank my lucky stars I'm already far more mature than Shlongy, and I'm only 22. Whereas Shlongy, a stupid, chrome-domed, tiny-petered Napoleon-complexed ass-sucker, who's probably around his mid-40's, is akin to the most asinine of cock-lickers ever to curse the face of Earth.
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-13 18:58:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
You may very well be the most tedious and pathetically lonely person in the world.
You really do suck dude, and I'd pay money for the dubious honor of breaking your jaw.
Dubious because I'd have to touch you.
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-12 07:34:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
So when do you post something funny?
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-12 07:30:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Psychologists Report: Mr Schlongy.
Higher brain function severely impared. Limited to slapstick and / or juvenile humour. Rudimentary brain stem allows motor control similar to a domesticated cat attached to a car battery. Life expectancy extended beyond infancy due to high protein injestion from birth (Most likely fathers semen).
Mental age: Insignificant.
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-12 07:20:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is a pretty lame hate post Shlongy.
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-12 07:11:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
oh for fuck's sake shlongy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-24 09:53:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OUTSTANDING!!!
Submitted by mikeedapikey (user info) at 2006-03-24 08:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 just for bombastic
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-24 07:16:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm with Berty. Fire is the way to go.
Submitted by DizzyMissus (user info) at 2006-03-24 07:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
random
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-03-24 07:10:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Paraphrasing Frank Herbert here...
The sand is weighty and a stone is heavy, but a fool's prose is heavier than both.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-24 06:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Xanderd, to compare Wardy's opus with this drivel is optimistic at best.
I exercise my democratic right to be a hypocrite.
I did actually notice the inconsistency as I typed my second 'nonsense' but blundered on regardless, ignorant to any discomfort it may cause.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-24 06:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are an evil, evil person and should be destroyed. With fire.
Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-03-24 06:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FuPa -- Do Gorillas Have Tits? And other super awesome life questions... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-24 06:22:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahahaaaaaa.
Random nonsense always goes down well.
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what begins with H...
...and end in 'ypocrite'?!
I not in that silly competition. It's just a poem that came to me.
Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-03-24 06:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what's FUPA?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-24 06:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm getting tired of this FUPA nonsense.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-24 06:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now, you see, DO YOU SEE, if you had a beat that was big bad and heavy then you'd be on to something here. Sadly I am in Newtown at the moment and the best I could sort you out with would be a dog eared Moog synthesiser.
Moog. Can there be any finer word in the English language?
Alex De Witt is the single cause of unhappiness in the world. When he dies, and he won't because he's a bastard, but when he dies God will let us all back into Eden to live a life of plenty and frolicking.
Submitted by DonkeyGums (user info) at 2006-03-24 06:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Another quick one.
How do girls Pee?
They sit down,
no one knows,
splash.