He Treated Her Like A Man (819 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: -1.5 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Paul Blakeford <paulblakeford1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-03-24 17:13:09 EST
He stuck a foot in her back 'cause she
Ain't know how to act
He treated her like a man
She talked on her cell too loud, so he
Slammed her on the ground
He treated her like a man
She bucked at a cop, so her
Body got dropped
He treated her like a man
The cop ain't care that a
Fetus was in there
He treated her like a man
All on the news
Many people are confused
Why treat that pregnant woman like a man?
But the Police Department's policy stresses
Gender neutral equality
They treat a pregnant black woman like a man
Here are the real questions:
Did the cop treat her like she's a man
Or
Did he treat her like she's black?
THE POEM IS BASED ON THIS INCIDENT: http://www.thewashingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A55325-2004Sep27.html
User Reviews
Submitted by carbon (user info) at 2006-03-29 14:25:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-27 14:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-03-27 14:46:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
I appreciate your positive feedback but I wish you'd be a little less wordy, you flaming cockeater.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-25 14:28:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Loser
Submitted by JustPassingBy (user info) at 2006-03-24 19:11:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gotta agree with Mr Sparkle.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-24 18:43:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
THE POEM IS BASED ON THIS INCIDENT:
_______________________
What poem?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-24 19:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd like to treat you like a goat-man and fuck your horns.
What?
...
fuck...I gotta go home.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-24 18:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THE POEM IS BASED ON THIS INCIDENT:
_______________________
What poem?
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-24 18:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, "your stupidity". Apparently just reading that made me a dumbass too.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-24 18:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for being a sucky writer
+2 for making me laugh at you stupidity
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-03-24 18:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not sure you can call that a poem.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-24 17:47:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
good God, go back to myspace.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-24 17:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-24 17:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i hated this less than i thought i would when i began reading it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-24 17:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your poem is not good, but I want to thank you for bringing Orgasmatron and I together.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81667
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-24 17:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
apparently, they treated her like a nigger
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-24 17:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i got to say, i've enjoyed everything i've seen today...even the shit.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-24 17:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Have a point because I forgot a section.
It was the crux of the whole piece, too, where Francois Mitterand makes an appearance and issues a statement on the necessity of good footwashing before engaging in any sort of chicanery like this. I believe the term "toe condom" was used.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-24 17:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-24 17:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
She stuck her big toe in his urethra and made him
Moo like a blueballed bull
She bleated him like a ram
He bucked on her toenail too hard, and he
Bled from his cyclops
She bleated him like a ram
The doctor didn't care for
His redstained underwear
She bleated him like a ram
Now in the bars
Is he wiser from his scars
Or just another dominated ram?
The fetish club members counsel
His 'appendage in the peehole' needs
They tell him he's just horny like a ram
Here are the real questions:
Did the woman bleat him like a ram
Or
Will anyone else toe-fuck him now that he has eighteen stitches in his pudhole?
THE POEM HAS NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH THIS PICTURE:
http://www.crackmeup.com/images/shirts/3550012D.jpg
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-24 17:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The cops arrested me for DUI, those bastards. It was clearly an act of discrimination against alcoholics. My attorney just filed the lawsuit.
Submitted by RonArtestPunch (user info) at 2006-03-24 17:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck, she was being an arrogant bitch and deserved it. I hope the cop choke slammed her through a table. Also, the poem blew.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-24 17:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stick a foot up your ass.