It's Time To Take Back Ubersite (I second that) (974 hits)
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Submitted by Sizzle McTwizzle (View user info) at 2006-03-24 23:01:18 EST
Razor made some good points in his last post http://www.ubersite.com/m/85749, though I have not been on Ubersite nearly as long as him, I really want the same thing. My name is Mark James and I am only 17 years old. I first joined Ubersite last summer and tried to post some of my writing here. I loved the writer friendly way Ubersite was set up. At first I posted some of my real writing, but this was the first time in my life I had experienced real constructive criticism. Granted sometimes my reviews went a little further than "constructive". At first it was hard for me to handle this so I began posting meaningless dribble, hopping that it would not inspire too many criticizing comments.
One Uberuser (though I can't remember exactly who) told me not post on Ubersite expecting praise, because I wouldn't find it. I was and still am a struggling writer. If you look at my info you will find that my Uber career can only be described as "shitty".
Everything you ever wanted to know about sizzlemctwizzle
User id: 22970
Registered on or around: 2005-10-31 16:41:15
# Messages posted: 24
# Reviews written: 149
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Average rating of all messages: -1.05
But this isn't some Emo rant to try to gain your sympathy. All I want is to be able to post some of my real writing once again. Truthfully I really don't want to see the average rating of THIS post to be -2.00 out of 261 reviews, but I think that now Ubersite has hardened me to criticism. I can handle a shower of -2s. Its just a number and some people say this is just a website, but its not. Ubersite is the only place I can go to get an unbiased review of my writing.
So now that that you have learned of my poor Uber history I ask that Ubersite be turned to a place of quality writing. Understand that Ubersite is a place for writing and the occasional rant. I'm not trying to be stuck up, when it comes to writing I consider myself of "lesser talent". There are some really good writers on Ubersite and I would like to be one of them, but the only way I could ever become that way is my posting my work here and honing my skill.
Finally, I call to all the true writers of Ubersite that we all post some real writing on Monday, just as Razor suggested. I know that I will. In fact right now I'm on a new piece. I promise to have it proofread and posted on Monday.
Thank you for your attention.
User Reviews
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-26 18:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is all a bit redundant, isn't it?
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-03-26 18:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I really fuckin hate you.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i was pointing out the hilarity that you consider yourself a "real writer".
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:19:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Finally, I call to all the true writers of Ubersite that we all post some real writing on Monday"
we?
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Wasn't talking to you fuckhead
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-25 23:19:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Finally, I call to all the true writers of Ubersite that we all post some real writing on Monday"
we?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-25 17:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Post your writing if you want, but Uber will never be a serious writers forum, it will be uber where anything goes if it can entertain.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-03-25 17:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When are you bunch of literally superior shitdrinkers going to realise YOU DO NOT OWN UBER... YOU DO NOT OWN INTERNET.... tis not yours.
Just as you want to hone your creative writing anus loving skills I want to post what the FUCK I like... and I will, when I chose.
BTW, your penis is so small that if you shagged a mouse it would not notice.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-03-25 16:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-25 14:07:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Use your real account to post this next time.
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Huhhhhhhhhhhh??????????!!!!!!!!!???????????
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-25 14:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-25 00:25:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
you know what? This +2 is because of the asinine nature of Wildcat's remark
Age doesn't necessarily have anything to do with talent.
I'll still read on Monday and rate fairly, but a -2 simply for age is ...GAH.. whatever
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What a stupid whore.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-25 14:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Use your real account to post this next time.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-25 13:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by the4sword (user info) at 2006-03-25 02:53:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't insult me, I might cry. Dipshit.
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You're ugly!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-25 11:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
huu R uu?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-03-25 10:19:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hear there's a really good deli across town that serves AIDS. I'll give you a gift certificate.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-25 10:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A) Who ARE you?
B) Shut the fuck up
C) B
D) A
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-25 05:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-25 04:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, maybe I'll go for an exceptional Monday post. Then again, maybe not.
Either way, do whatever the fuck you want. It's Ubersite. Do whatever you want. If you're serious, there are people that will take you seriously. I'll occasionally come across and read something you've written. Earn it back. Don't come waltzing in here with your formal little essay about your last 25 posts, most of which apparently weren't worth much, and then tell us about how you're going to really do better now and you're gonna try hard and blah fucking blah.
Whatever. I don't care. Most don't care. Want some respect? Post some shit that will make me stop and go, "Oh, I really see what he's trying to say here," or, "Oh, that's a good way to explain something."
Bottom line, though. Do whatever.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-03-25 03:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
o fuck it
have a 2
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-03-25 03:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I support what you're saying but you CAN still use ubersite to hone your creaative skills
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80825
Submitted by the4sword (user info) at 2006-03-25 02:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't insult me, I might cry. Dipshit.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-25 02:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by the4sword (user info) at 2006-03-25 02:45:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
If anyone here does not give this a good rating, it is because of a lack of balls. He knows what he's talking about, and he makes an unarguable point.
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And the oscar for gayest statement ever goes to...
Submitted by the4sword (user info) at 2006-03-25 02:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If anyone here does not give this a good rating, it is because of a lack of balls. He knows what he's talking about, and he makes an unarguable point.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-25 01:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-25 00:25:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
you know what? This +2 is because of the asinine nature of Wildcat's remark
Age doesn't necessarily have anything to do with talent.
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Wildcat?
Age?
Now that I know what I'm working with here, I'll try and make it a little easier
for you to understand.
Mmmmkay?
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-25 00:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you know what? This +2 is because of the asinine nature of Wildcat's remark
Age doesn't necessarily have anything to do with talent.
I'll still read on Monday and rate fairly, but a -2 simply for age is ...GAH.. whatever
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-24 23:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I couldn't help but notice that you use a very small window in which to post on Ubersite.
That's when Mommy and Daddy goes to bed now isn't it.*
*Not a question.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-24 23:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stealing?! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that
guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-his-name?
-- Homer Simpson
Marge Be Not Proud
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-24 23:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You, sir, may suck the cornshit from my anus.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-24 23:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'll read your monday post, but don't tell me you're gonna post something, actually post something.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-24 23:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh well if Sizzle asks for it, we have to do it right guys?
Guys?
Guyyyyyyssss?!?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-24 23:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah! I'll be sure to read your monday post and rate it fairly.